These slices are probably equal, but this brings back traumatic memories of my older siblings convincing me to take an oddly shaped, and definitely smaller piece of cake
I'm thinking medical examiner but I love to cut my sandwiches ( into 4 squares) every time. So if that helps you enjoy it more- enjoy !! Once had a co-worker chastise me for cutting my sandwich like a " little girl". Told her it's the simple pleasures in life and continued on . Made sure she always saw my tiny sandwiches..
I like! When we were kids in the 60s, my mom would always cut our sandwiches straight down the middle. Every other kid always had them cut diagonally so we thought that was the better way. Obviously, it made absolutely no difference whatsoever, but you know how it is when you’re little kids. Just stupid. I miss my parents.
There is prior art for this technique. When I was a child, I was friends with a kid that went on to be one of the producers for a very famous tv show. As kids, we put on a 'play' for his family and as part of it, we made a sandwich for them to eat and it was cut in this manner.
So, no patent for this technique should issue.
I'm conflicted, It presents itself to many money bites, but is it worth the effort to either cut it that way or fashion some sort of tool that you can stamp/cut it that way, effort now pay off later or just be lazy and house it in two bites
Holy smokes this blew up. This was not my doing, it’s the work of @ryancduff on X. Next time I’ll post a screenshot of the original post instead of just the image
These slices are probably equal, but this brings back traumatic memories of my older siblings convincing me to take an oddly shaped, and definitely smaller piece of cake
“One divides, the other decides”
I'm taking the lower right piece.
Dibs on lower left
That's how me and my friends split weed we chipped in on for a loooong time. Now you just check the receipt and venmo.
This is the way
You know what else is equal? Two halves.
You know what else is equal? One whole.
PTSD
Looks like that sandwich was gerrymandered.
😂😂😂
Conceived by politicians
Im not downloading that
You wouldn't download a sandwich
I meant whatever Update came up with that shit
I'm thinking medical examiner but I love to cut my sandwiches ( into 4 squares) every time. So if that helps you enjoy it more- enjoy !! Once had a co-worker chastise me for cutting my sandwich like a " little girl". Told her it's the simple pleasures in life and continued on . Made sure she always saw my tiny sandwiches..
I like cuts on the diagonal to get 4 triangles.
Have been thinking of switching it up to triangles
4 squares? Pft, amateur. I cut my sandwich into 8 squares.
I cut mine into 15 trapezoids.
Send pictures 🤣
More corners, I like it!
I came here just to say that! Love ‘em corners!
If it was cut in thirds in straight lines, each piece would have 4 corners (12 total). This way, there's only 11 corners.
The amount of corners is TOO DAMN HIGH
The flux slicepacitor
1.21 Smoked Goudawatts
I would do this for my granddaughter, every time I would cut it different
Adorable, hope she loved it
She did
I still prefer X over Y
This. Is. Genius.
This is the way
But Y?
It's spelled wye
Fantastic
Somehow this seems like too much crust per bite
I like that!
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For once i don't feel chronically online
I call the top piece!
I’ll allow it
Holy hell!
I actually like this.
Sandwiches with corners taste better
I am not opposed to that. Change approved!
Nope. On the bias is the only way.
Snacking at the Y.
How did you get it so perfect? You must have stood there with a protractor and a full halvard maths set to get it so on point!
Kinda sexy
Optimum dipper
you absolute maniac.
I ain’t got time to make 3 cuts sheesh
This gives me anxiety.
My mouth is watering. Gatta make that now tonight.
Who is the middle child?
Ah yes, the Flux Capacitor
This looks like more sandwich. I’m all for it
Can you put some dipping sauce in the middle please?
I'm down with your sickness!
How maths teacher cuts his sandwich 😂.
That is smart looks good
Holy sandwich
Jumping gigawatts! It's the Flux Capacitor cut!
Nope
But why
New? This is just Chicago-style
I like it!
You have my attention.
I just do the double angle cross cut
Meat/cheese ratio wildly unregluated
There really is a subreddit for everything
Yahiamice sandwich
I like it!
Bruh..!
You probably have a high IQ
Respect
Dude, that's like wayyy more sandwich than a diagonal cut
I don’t hate this at all
I see you know the y cut, next the x
Bro I've been doing this for years from an old imgur post I saw.
Been doing this for 15 years for my kids
Oooh i like it
That pointy part on the top piece would be such a good bite!
Is that you, Doc Brown?
I like it. More slices = more sandwich 🧠
We got a new sandwich slicing method before GTA6
If you needed to slice it into 3 parts...why didn't you just slice it all vertically?
ayyyyy
no
Amazing
Holy sandwich
I have those plates !!
The Helmet cut
I kind of love it, but I'm curious as to why you made a sandwich out of pink paper.
Now let’s see 8 pieces like a pizza 😋
It's fine, but im sticking to 2 triangles for simplicity of cutting.
Appalling.
Eat it as a whole piece, you coward!
Dude just figured out 3rds
No.
Looks delicious 😋
Thank you!!! 🙏🏽
This is both oddly appealing and oddly repellent. Mind you, I don't cut my sandwiches, so m opinion is purely visual...
I don't hate it, but I don't like it...
Badass dude.
Makes it seem like more!
Wait……..i like this a lot
Who could’ve predicted this?! 2024 is full of surprises I tell ya.
Why you give sandwich autopsy
Wow. I never thought about slicing my sandwiches into three.
How are they cut precisely?
Y....I mean why
As a former server, please don't show them how to split it into more checks! 1/7 is a bitch no matter what penny it end in.
Guest at restaurant, can I get this split three ways?
I wish I didn't have eyes today
That’s heat 🔥
That’s fkn wild lmao
This looks like "Autopsy of a Grilled cheese sammich"
This just sounds like slicing with extra steps.
Nice
My 6 n 7 year olds prefer this presentation
This title reminds me of a certain egg head. Are you a northernlion fan by chance?
Looks like a Flux Capacitor waiting for you to throw the sammie 88mph. 😂
I like! When we were kids in the 60s, my mom would always cut our sandwiches straight down the middle. Every other kid always had them cut diagonally so we thought that was the better way. Obviously, it made absolutely no difference whatsoever, but you know how it is when you’re little kids. Just stupid. I miss my parents.
Beautiful work
Woah
Trinity
...I don't hate it.
I hate it. Talk about, cursed!
Genius.
Daaaaaaayuummm! You changed the sandwich game
Very creative. Mind over matter. Soon, restaurants everywhere will be adopting your technique.
It just feels like you get 25% more sandwich than a traditional cut
The “Flux Capacitor” cut, if you will.
And you have my attention...
*hello, may I have my sandwich in thirds*
No
I dog it.
But Y?
God this looks dank in so many ways
cut mine like a pizza
I actually like this 0_o
That’s a sandwich. Not a gosh darn pizza. Put it back and cut it like the sandwich it deserves to be.
Straight to jail
Flux capacitor…
This technique is called dining at the Y!
Pure genius.
You could invert the Y if you prefer two crusty slices and a single uncrusted (what? this isn't a word?!) slice.
just say no to SKYNET
Whoooaaaaa whoa whoaa. Can we just do that?
Check this dudes basement before it’s too late
That's not ok
Anyone actually does this?
Of them all, this cut is the cut that yields more sandwich, somehow.. I made a practical test with a toast sangwich just now
Y
There is prior art for this technique. When I was a child, I was friends with a kid that went on to be one of the producers for a very famous tv show. As kids, we put on a 'play' for his family and as part of it, we made a sandwich for them to eat and it was cut in this manner. So, no patent for this technique should issue.
Y do I love this
Looks like Mandolorian helmet, this is the way :)
I'm calling shenanigans.
Ah the reverse Mercedes
It’s not new
I like it!
I love it
I like it
How the fuck did you cut that so perfectly
You need to be the president fam ngl
I didn’t just screenshot this for future reference so I could do it if that’s what you were wondering
So satisfying
Flux capacitor of sandwiches
I don’t love it, but I don’t hate it
Yummy
No, thanks, triangles for the win
The fuck it did..
Actual bread
I'm conflicted, It presents itself to many money bites, but is it worth the effort to either cut it that way or fashion some sort of tool that you can stamp/cut it that way, effort now pay off later or just be lazy and house it in two bites
I like this cut
The NYC subway token peace sign slicing technique
🤯
Upside down Peace sign, i e a declaration of war
When the update drop bruh?
Straight to jail
Genius omg I will adopt this
I have the weirdest boner right now.
I'm attracted to this and put off by this at the same time.
Hehe. It's a little pair of pants!
Holy smokes this blew up. This was not my doing, it’s the work of @ryancduff on X. Next time I’ll post a screenshot of the original post instead of just the image
That is a fucking beautiful pan toasting job. I would eat this.
I hate chu!
I actually really like this🤔
3 Migos at it again
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Peace. Love it
I can get behind this for one person. It will trick me into thinking there is more food.
The Y-slice
Idk this looks even better to me than the diagonal half slice. More corners to enjoy. Definitely doing this next time I make a sammy