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NormalBeyondG37

Redneck equivalent of an anime wrap


Illinois_Yooper

This truck is begging to be broken into by people looking for guns.


United-Advertising67

"A Taurus? Aw god damnit!"


weaseltorpedo

Man, I had one Taurus, a PT 247. First time out with it, in the middle of a magazine, I pull the trigger but instead of a break it's like...mush? Round doesn't fire. So I take my finger off the trigger and while keeping it pointed downrange I'm starting to take a look at it and POP *then it goes off* Saw what looked like part of a spring sticking out between the back of the trigger and the frame. Scary shit! Sent it in for repair under warranty and sold it as soon as I got it back.


United-Advertising67

Exactly, lol This is the kind of guy who spends $80,000 on his 2A truck and $200 on an actual weapon to defend his life with.


weaseltorpedo

I just don't get people making their personal style or fashion based around "I have guns" like, man, if you ever use one in a justified manner it's gonna be shitty no matter what, and your "come and take it" t shirt isn't gonna help.


imadork1970

It's financed to the hilt.


Stith1183

TIL Taurus is also a type of gun.


rwbronco

That’s not a Taurus, it’s clearly an F250 /s


OMGpawned

Nah man he has a stash of Keltec and Hi Points haha


nlpnt

There's a reason why people read Molon Labe as "Moron Label".


2oonhed

> Molon Labe Translated means, "I am the one that has them".


fish_in_a_barrels

But it's protected by glock!


technobrendo

This truck is most definitely not an inner-city truck, that's for sure


10footjesus

There's plenty of meth in the country.


shiggy__diggy

Yes but there's not a spec of dust on that thing nor a scratch or ding on the brush guards, it's a pavement princess. Plus that wrap is not cheap, that's an easy $8,000+ if not more. This person has some money, not a total meth zombie. Meth may still be involved though.


10footjesus

The person who owns this truck is definitely not in deep on meth. The person who breaks into his truck to steal his gun is.


SOSPECHOZO

With wheels made in China. Smmfh


Murky-Plastic6706

Walmart special


Skimballs

I’m surprised he didn’t take up four parking spots.


lingy-dingus

>Never served >Always stands at parade rest in public


urGirllikesmytinypp

Always reminds everyone that “I could have, but……”


krice9230

But I’d beat up anyone that got in my face.


Jack_Bartowski

But i grew up with social anxiety and a dislike of authority


prong_daddy

This truck screams tell me you never served in the armed forces without saying it out loud. I love all these "patriots" who don't know the meaning of the word. They'll wave their flags & talk a good game, but when it comes down to having to leave mama & their comfy bed, well, that's a different story. I don't know one single guy that was in the Marines when I was in that would be caught dead in this thing.


Shatophiliac

I could see almost every one of my marine friends driving this thing lmao. I grew up in the rural south though so almost every guy I know would cream their pants over this abomination.


sir_keyrex

Anyone who ever served wouldn’t be found standing at parade rest of there own will unless it was a joke lol Especially if they attended a change of command ceremony.


FlaAirborne

Really wanted to enlist but dad needed his help with the family business


Boogie_Sugar69

The family business of aspirating and inseminating horses and other various farm animals.


pm_me-ur-catpics

I could've could've joined the Navy if I hadn't gone pro


mechapoitier

And only votes for people who take his (non-second amendment) rights away.


oif2010vet

As a veteran, these guys are fucking dumb, they have encapsulated themselves in the “vet bro” lifestyle. They’re essentially the hat wearing old guys of this modern generation.


killer_icognito

I would bet you this guy isn't a vet. But he'll say shit like "I would've joined but..."


turbodude69

how the fuck did 4chan bros all the sudden become aligned with veterans? is it just the love of guns? i legit don't see how they could have anything in common at all. on one side, you have the softest pale skinned obese losers that have never been outside their parents basements suddenly becoming BFFs with battle hardened blue collar guys that have lived a tough life, driven tanks, killed some people, and played with automatic weapons and explosives for a few years. it's mind blowing to me that these 2 distinct groups want to have anything to do with each other. is it the lack of pussy and love of guns?? i'm struggling to understand why any real veteran would respect a 4 chan nerd.


synthdrunk

Ease of indoctrination. They’ve got that in common, in spades.


turbodude69

goddamnit, i think you may be onto something. the whole strategy is really just playing on the human instinct to be a part of a group, and something bigger than themselves. so when we're talking about what kinda people are easily indoctrinated, 4channers and veterans aren't as different as they might seem.... they're willfully ignorant, they're both lacking STRONG social ties outside of 'the movement' (Qanon, Tea party, white supremacy,militias,etc). in the case of veterans, they literally signed up to be soldiers in the largest group of bros in the US, and for 4chan guys, they've never been part of any group except for the virtual one they found on 4chan. so they're just searching for something, *anything*, to give their lives meaning.


Illustrious_Feed_364

that. me. to


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styckx

That stupid badge is something special >2nd Amendment >American Constitution >Homeland Security He's literally just picking buzz terms and throwing them in a salad bowl


Brewl692

2nd Ameriland constiturity home


sqdnleader

Go home ChatGPT you're drunk


DadJokeBadJoke

And he had to get the big salad ...


Shermandad01

Is this texas? I know someone who has a truck that looks exactly like this.... they replaced the old wrap that was all back the blue stuff.


Boogie_Sugar69

Mizzurah


MyNDSETER

I'll be deep in the cold ground before I recognize mizzurah


willymack989

You mean Misery?


Whatever-ItsFine

Misery (I live here.)


killer_icognito

Aww did they get a speeding ticket.


Shermandad01

Negative, they are part of the good ol boys club... they don't get tickets


killer_icognito

Lol I live here too. It's actually kind of sad that the good ol' boys club still exists in 2024. My family is part of it. I am by extension. The scary part was when I moved here and everyone that runs in the same circles knew exactly who I was, despite never meeting me. It was eerie.


Shermandad01

My wife's family is law enforcement, ex game warden, city police and sheriff's investigator, not all the same person


killer_icognito

I know exactly what you mean.


BAF_DaWg82

My entire personality is the 2nd Amendment, which I can't really explain when asked. I just know the right to bear arms shall not be infringed!!!


DryInitial9044

3%= Domestic terrorist. https://www.icct.nl/publication/militia-violent-extremists-united-states-understanding-evolution-threat


Hollayo

Yep. They can drive that thing off a cliff. 


asgarnieu

[citation needed]


truelegendarydumbass

The money wasted on this lol


Virtual_Fig7052

“Well regulated.”


HellsTubularBells

Wait, that's about guns‽ What'd I buy all this metamucil for‽


isukennedy

Off topic, but how did you get the interobang?!


HellsTubularBells

Copypastecharacter.com or Wikipedia. I'm not sure what it says about me that it's pinned to my phone clipboard and a hotkey on my PC.


isukennedy

Love it!


JDB2788

Which stands for well trained.


Offal_is_Awful

I bet this dude is the biggest pussy you've ever met in your life. Has to posture to look tough. I love how these people make themselves targets


RhythmicStrategy

The owner is overcompensating for something.. as a military veteran who served 11 active, I would never do that to my car. They probably tailgate smaller vehicles in an attempt to intimidate


cunctator_maximus

He’s also got the setup to roll coal, which I’m sure he does at the sight of any bike, Tesla or pedestrian.


roof_baby

We the sheeple


TFL2022

Murica!


ghettoccult_nerd

this same person has no knowledge of anything us history based beyond 2A.


EldeederSFW

I’ve always been way more of a 3rd amendment kinda guy.


prokool6

DAMMIT that’s MY line!!! I like to ask the 2A people what they think of the 3rd. Or say “I’m a 3rd Amendment voter”. Over my cold dead body will I offer food and quarter to soldiers.


EldeederSFW

Exactly! Imagine some dude from Space Force just knocks on your door and wants to crash on your couch for a “week or so”! The third amendment is all that stands between us and that mooch. It must be protected!


DadJokeBadJoke

And doesn't interpret that correctly either


WrongnessMaximus2-0

Qanon parade vehicle.


JasperDyne

…The Clown Car.


Upset_Dragonfruit575

I'll never understand how people can so grossly misunderstand a concept yet so proudly display their own ignorance. The Second Amendment gives you the Right to own a gun. It doesn't give you the right to carry it with you everywhere, so you can use any and every excuse to brandish it to threaten people with it like a moron... Just like how people grossly misinterpret the First Amendment. The First Amendment only protects you from the government imprisoning or otherwise punishing you for what you say. It does not mean you can just say whatever the hell you want with no consequences... Modern Americans just make me ashamed to call myself an American... 


2oonhed

The 1st amendment. You only need to read it one time to understand what it says....and what it does NOT say. Yet the number of putty heads that parrot "ah hab a RIAGHT to mah FER SPERCH" that have never actually read the constitution is absolutely astounding. I say "putty headed" because you can always see the thumb prints left behind by the shit they heard or shit their friends said. Keeping links to the .gov and dot edu law websites that have the plain versions of the amendments in black & white with no opinions attached always helps with the discussion.


imadork1970

You can download the U.S. Constitution and The Bill of Rights for free.


2oonhed

Yeah. you can get edited, opinionated and redacted versions of "for free" everywhere and anywhere, but the .gov version is the real deal and is also free of charge to read or download. Just being "free" on the greater web does not mean accurate or genuine : https://constitution.congress.gov/constitution/ Law schools are also a good and accurate source for this as much precedent has been set and recorded with regards to the constitution and how it is enforced. : https://www.law.cornell.edu/constitution/first_amendment All free, for everyone BTW. Nobody ever said it wasn't.


imadork1970

Gutenberg.org , too


Silent_Vehicle_9163

The January 6th special edition.


gregtx

And a 3%r percenter too! Probably just a lovely human with an extremely positive outlook on life. A true joy to be around. /s


Boogie_Sugar69

There is nothing deeply off or concerning about the driver of this truck at all.


sdmichael

They seem insecure and have free guns.


Third-Coast-Toffee

“Big truck….little man….little….”


DesignerAd9

And they probably ALL quote the 2nd Amendment incorrectly, the part they conveniently always leave out "A well regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free State....." The well regulated militia being the National Guard.


BigMacAssassin89

its a 6.0l its probably stuck there


GDogg007

The front light bar just angled up enough. To blind eternity.


hesitantmistake

The worn tires (even spare!) say, “I can’t actually afford this truck.”


pm_me-ur-catpics

Damn OP you weren't pulling any punches in the body text


tolkienfinger

“Well regulated.” Right there.


No_Entertainment1931

When you flunk out of basic


shrubbish

The owner of this vehicle requires medical / mental help. Completely fucked in the head.


fubar3

Screams “I own several AR’s and only shoot twice year”!!! Oh yea….and I have small d—k!!!


JCarnageSimRacing

And then they get mad when we call them ammosexuals


Catsmak1963

That’s an incredible way to misinterpret an amendment


itstonyinco

His radio antenna looks just like a street light


Sliva89

Anything that has to do with loving and appreciating your country is good in my book


knowledgebass

Another totally stable member of the well regulated militia


Pete_maravich

Did you see the 3 percenter sticker on the window? He's basically a domestic terrorist


Cowboywizzard

Nice to know which vehicle likely has a firearm or 3 in it while the owner is away.


Electronic-Contract1

The cool thing about this is


mis_no_mer

How embarrassing


ximagineerx

What the fentanyl is that….


PeterVonwolfentazer

Imagine if the paint job on your truck costs more than your double wide.


ShiroHachiRoku

The constitution starts and ends at the 2nd amendment for these people. No peep about loss of freedom with the 10C Louisiana and the Bible in Oklahoma


VT_Racer

Imagine if those people had the same level of concern over all the amendments, not just the 2nd one.


Fecal_Fingers

Not a cult.


CRCDesign

Tacky as all hell


FlaAirborne

Makes me want to go and hug a flag.


kidwithautism69

The truck wouldn't be half bad if it didn't have the wrap


FreeMoneyManForReal

I think it'd look goofy but fun if the owner toned it down a little. A lifted truck with an American flag + Constitution wrap would get a "Hell yeah" from me if it passed by.


roof_baby

…well regulated militia


Bmkrocky

and as usual, can't park worth shit


JRotten2023

That's a damn good-looking wrap job.


Parking_Train8423

ironically, I bet the owner of this truck believes in free will. his head would explode if he could comprehend how manipulated he is. completely fucking pwned.


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bigbuick

Foamer!


johnaross1990

Careful boys, they’re Homeland Security


DifferentEvent2998

WELL REGULATED.


warpedddd

Someone needs to leave him a flyer for enlargement surgery. 


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consumeshroomz

Wonder which well regulated militia this guy is part of…


Katofdoom

I feel like I took a picture of this exact truck a few months ago... what state is this?


peemao

I should cover my car with 1st amendment stickers and park next to him


Mrsomeonesomewhere

Wow I'm so hard right now


Boogie_Sugar69

Fully torqued bro


teb_art

2nd Amendment and I’ll bet most of the people at Home Depot doesn’t know what means. The Supreme Court doesn’t, and the Constitution is supposed to be their guide book.


asgarnieu

Lemme guess, you're some sort of constitutional scholar that is somehow more qualified than any of the supreme court justices, right?


2oonhed

You should write them a well crafted letter and set them straight.


Embarrassed_Angle_59

The you ask them....did you serve your country? Man the excuses are fucking wild


Serendipity_Visayas

What a beautiful piece of art. Absolutely captures the total essence of his being. How inspiring. Big strong men will be moved to tears in their eyes.


PM_ME_YOUR_LS_SWAP

PERFORMANCE EXHAUST (keep children and pets away)


Interesting_Cycle564

Never been on a dirt road in its life I’m guessing.


drewon1

“MURICA F*CK YEA” written all over it


EconomicsPutrid5160

Nice 3 percenter sticker on that thing .


B00TY0L0GIST

adorable


BlueBirdVision_Bus5

Probably doesn't understand the entire meaning of the second amendment


TehSvenn

Proof you don't need brains to have money.


ReadEyeMagpie

Guess he is trying to make Ford great again


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Well at least they parked properly and didn’t take up 4 spots like most of these dinguses.


CrashMonger

Imagine making that your total persona


Eharmz

A beacon of mental stability.


Oracle410

Such a shame too. The quality of the print and the install are really good.


chuchubott

They all have the same bald ass tires


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Sos_the_Rope

I hope it's at least a diesel with those mighty pipes in the bed.


Ace2206

Where the hell do these goobers even find these ridiculous wraps. What the hell do these people do with their free time?


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rev_artemisprime

Ooooo...free guns!!!


Reasonable-Wing-2271

SCARY GUY!.... lol


PashPaw

I just saw an Eagle Scout grin and laugh over the phrase “Eagle Scout defect”. 10/10


awesumindustrys

Most 'murica-ass truck I've ever seen.


0Dshadow

Sadly 2bucks of gas and a match n it's game over I love guns tho not the truck


Gh0stp3pp3r

A coal rolling circus vehicle!


Le-Charles

Poser. Needs a machine gun mount or a recoilless.


JDB2788

I love and exercise my 2nd amendment right to the fullest but damn lol


chancimus33

I highly doubt many Patriots go to HD. They make enough money that they can hire contractors. I mean NFL minimum is $750k.


BroBeau

Even the spare is bald.


HowBoutIt98

Every time I see one of those smoke stacks I think about the guy who installed one on a gas burning Tacoma


blackflaggnz

‘MERICA!


Shatophiliac

I can tell this guy is 100% a menace on the road without even seeing him or seeing him drive lmao.


rfc1118

Off topic for the shitty mod, but why would the ammo holder on the shotgun only have 3 shells? Wouldn’t you want it with 6? All I could think is you loaded the 3, but again, wouldn’t you want it loaded and have 6? I know I’m clearly overthinking this.


DjangoUnflamed

I bet you everything I have in my high yield savings account that this person never spent one day in the military.


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monsterenergyisyummy

"wtf why does it have 4 slashed tires and why are the windows broken?"


AdA4b5gof4st3r

At least it has a decently well made lift on it… edit never mind. I see the rough country shocks peaking out.


jlierman000

I will bet my next paycheck this guy didn’t serve in the military.


wrongfulrespect

I know I did.


ZombieHunter28157

That thing looks badass. It's got good tires and doesn't seem to be some bs pavement princess. Id take that truck


taterthotsalad

Hey man I have to go there to get shit. Probably would have puked if I saw this.


anotheraccinthemass

The funniest part is that most of these 2nd amendment people don’t seem to understand what a militia is, or well regulated