"My sim was abducted by aliens, then suddenly her boobs were huge and her stomach felt weird. She didn't know she was pregnant, she kept thinking it was something she ate. She finally had the baby, but it was a boy. So I deleted him, and now she's back to her regular life."
That's what I thought too! I've had other female sims get abducted, but none of them ever got pregnant until now. Maybe it's something from a recent update?
Mccc is [MC Command Center](https://deaderpool-mccc.com/), in my opinion one of the best mods available for TS4. That and [UI Cheats Extension](https://www.patreon.com/posts/ui-cheats-v1-16-26240068) are always installed in my game.
It happened again; this same sim was abducted again, and she's getting the weird "tummy ache" just like last time. So I'm thinking it's either something weird about this one sim of mine, or it's not a bug.
I checked the patch notes in the horse ranch update and for get to work it does say alien fertility increased, male sims can get pregnant from abductions. I thought maybe they were fixing a bug that didnāt let them, but now Iām wondering if they meant to write female? Or whatever fix they did actually ended up applying to all sims.
Whatever it may be, itās cool for more options haha
I was texting my then-bf about my 100 babies challenge. I then wrote something like "ok I'll just find myself another baby daddy and then I'm going to bed" and he told me later that while he KNEW I was talking about the sims, his gut reaction was to feel a little hurt lol
I never really told my bf my Sims stories until we got more comfortable (ya know how you sorta come off as a psycho? lol), so when I told him abt. my current family & all the lore I was surprised to see him angry. He got real quiet for a long time. & I kept asking him what's wrong? 2hrs & much haranging later I find out he thinks I'm talking/interacting with other actual people not NPCs. I'm like babe, it's like playing fucking barbie, but the barbies' react & whatnot. It was a total light bulb moment for him & the look of relief was hilarious. He still doesn't truly grasp the sometimes psychopathy of Sims players, I feel.
Hahaha this is amazing. "Babe this is something I do in the middle of the night for 6 hours, and most of that is spent in CAS. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CHEAT." š¤£
This is hilarious! Did he think it was like a roleplaying game?
I was listening to a podcast recently where one of the hosts didn't know what the Sims was and it always startles me as I thought it was quite a well known franchise.
?
Even if they weren't NPCs, I feel like it'd be a little weird to get mad at a roleplaying game (which it looks like he thought it was).
What was he, like, *specifically* upset about regarding that?
I can understand. He thought it was a game where you play your avatar and interact with other people in real time as their avatars. Online. So when I'd say she was getting around town, he thought I was actually flirting with people. I guess like 2nd Life? Or Habbo Hotel? Runescape? Something like that. He is not a gamer...
Ohhhh! Okay.
Ya only mentioned the family bit so it came off (to me) like he was jealous of you having online relationships, so I was wondering if you were spending a ton of time w em or something
The "not a gamer" explains the rest too lmao
I told my friend that i just killed my boyfriend. What is more concerning is that for a little time she actually thought in real life and wasn't even that shocked
Side note - this happened at the police job for my sim once. It sucked so bad. I posted it a long time ago and now as I'm typing I wonder if you actually commented because someone told your story about the movie lot lol.
Itās a popular phenomenon. All the sims age up at once at locations like that. So, they also tend to die at once. Itās more noticeable when/if you turn off aging on your active sim, the other generated NPCās that grew up with them will die off at the same time.
that's me explaining my legacy to my siblings. "So this branch of the family will be normal. But now that I have sim 1 and sim 2 who are second cousins I'm pretty sure the game doesn't see them as such so they can romance each other and then their kid will be gen five so I think that by that point the kid will be able to romance my first sim in the legacy" they don't understand
I accidentally switched texts and instead of sending this to my friend I send it to my boyfriend:
Me: "So anyway I married the guy but finally killed him off, he was a real doosie to take care of and I cooked good nigiri so he didn't die for a long time. But his kids are alrighty, I slept with his son later that day"
My boyfriend: "you were married?!"
Now my boyfriend is as sim addicted as me.
Yeah made me a laughing stock too when he said that. I asked him that if that's what matters to him and his response was:
"I don't care if you kill someone but if you are already married I can't marry you by law!"
I love him so much XD
I was talking to my boyfriend about how in my legacy playthrough I'm on, the youngest is living with her older sister and brother in law and their infant daughter while going to school and I said "yeah, so I'm making her focus on her studies for now and she will pursue her crush later, but it's been too long and now she has the 'single n lovin' it' life style. so, now I don't know what to do. It'll be harder to get her to actually go out of her way to find someone now, maybe I'll just make her the one person who focuses on her career and she won't have kids." He said I sound psychotic when I talk about sims and it always throws him off lol.
ME: "My sim was visiting her grandparents when her grandpa stopped wearing CLOTHES and started flirting with his daughter in law. Meanwhile, Gramma is a world famous celebrity and my sim, her granddaughter can't interact with Gram because Grams busy playing the guitar and is just too famous for anyone, even family." Husband: WTFFš
Iām not sure if this counts, but while I was having a bad MS day my mom came over to check on me. While I was showing her something from one of my garden subs and she saw the headline from one of my sims subs which said something to the effect of: I killed off all my kids and husband because they werenāt gaining skills fast enough. She nearly dropped my iPad on my head.
It was me giving sims tea to my bf and saying āSo my sims high school sweetheart Jeb Harris was a green flag initially but then asked to move in with her to which she agreed to, her best friend also wanted to move in with them to which she said yes as well. Fast forward a couple of days later I notice Jeb autonomously flirting with my sims best friend and their pink bar getting high and then he cheats on my sim in front of her because of which she gets enraged and breaks it off with him and starts flirting with her best friend in front of him and ultimately ends up woohooing with her in the same room as Jeb, while he watched and felt heartbrokenā
Oh my god this reminds me of the time my second gen heir died and I was telling everyone close to me about it bc the deaths in my games are always suuuuper chaotic. And I have WWās too. I had JUST loaded in at that point and I kept giving him extra days as an elder bc I have attachment issues and he was hot as hell. At that point Iād stopped giving him extra days and I got a pop up saying he wants to embrace the change of being cheerful, so, I let him and went to play another sim. Then the screen zoomed back to him but I was like wth why is it doing it twice. Well, he fuckin died immediately after the personality change LMFAO. Not to mentionā it was RIGHT after he and his husband had some āfun timeā in the shower. So,,, He died as he lived. Hard as fuck. Itās on his epitaph nowšš»
Explaining the last bit without saying I had mods to people who donāt play was comical as hell. āI DIDNāT KNOW SIMS HAD STUFF LIKE THATā
ā**oh right**ā
Me: "there's this couple, they're married, but I decided to kill the husband in order to summon the grim reaper to the lot, flirt with him, add him to the family and have a child with him."
My bf: š¶
My bf is a hardcore gamer, who enjoys shooter gorey games. But he looks at me with fear when I happily describe the experiments I conduct with my sims.
Actually, though. One of my current plays is like " she went to college and put her first baby daddy/ husband thru college and then on their wedding night/ shortly before their 1st child is born he's flirting with a random in front of her. So she moved out, got with another guy and had a baby, and got married to husband number 2. he was mean and had two kids, so I took his 2 previous kids, my new baby, and the first born and got with husband number 3. Having my third baby but the issue is he has 2 dogs in his lot and I have too many kids for him to have his pets AND he's a dog lover so now I just feel really guilty š š " and my fiance just kinda goes "huh?"
Yesterday I was telling my husband how my Sim had a baby with Don Lothario, so they got married and he moved in. The whole time, Donās been a great dad and a loving partner despite getting a negative moodlet every once in a while from being noncommittal. The son is a teen now and heās going to be my heir. I randomly clicked on his family tree and saw that he has THREE half siblings who are all babies. Turns out Don was screwing my BFF Liberty Lee behind my back and they had twins, and then he had another baby right around the same time with Estrella Grieger. Naturally we had to get divorced and I moved him in to the Fowler residence with Liberty and the twins. And I took $10k from their household as a divorce settlement.
"Damn, I can't make her fight her sister anymore." ("How come?") "Because she's pregnant. :("
"Oh yeah, he was able to put himself out before having to attend his graduation ceremony. His brother on the other hand... š„"
"Damn it! A meteor fell on the school!"
"Dude, holy shit she's pregnant." ("What, no way! Isn't she a teen!?") "Yeah!"
"I'm basically making hybrids because mom is a mermaid and dad is a vampire, so some of the kids just have permenant tails because it's a hardcore glitch I don't know how to fix. But then another kid that had a spellcaster father aged up into a vampire so I don't know what's going on but all the kids have A's in school. "
Partner: howās your game going hun?
Me: right now Iām having this dad teach his son how to ride a bike so when I kill him off the death hits extra hard since now he has all of these memories but itās okay Iām gonna have the dad build a robot to kinda take his place when he dies.
Partner: sometimes you scare meā¦
Me: thank you! Just wait til you hear about this other family!!
Partner: no, thatās enough for now.
My partner plays FPS games & yet heās more disturbed by my playing methods lol
EDIT: I understand thereās a serious lack of punctuation happening but I tend to talk really fast so it basically comes out like that
that one time i found out when i moved in my sims townie boyfriend that he had been engaged with an affair with my sims sister in law and was the father of her nephew :)))
āI was traveling the sewers and got bit by a werewolf so now Iām werewolf.ā
āI have this cow plant. Itās a plant with a cows head and utters under its chin. It can eat sims, but you donāt always die. So Ive be been letting my cow plant eat me so I can milk it for the essence of whatever, to see what all kinds I could get. But the last few times it kept actually eating then killing me, so I kept having to restart, cuz I donāt have another sim to talk to grimā
I work in an office and my immediate coworkers know about my sims, but occasionally others will listen in and overhear these kind of things.
Just in case you or someone reading doesn't know - Cowplants only kill sims if they have a Drained by Cowplant buff already. As long as they haven't gotten eaten in a certain amount of time, they are completely safe to be eaten. Well, safe is relative, I guess. But they won't die.
I told my son "Jack's dad asked him if he should date some other girl even though he is still married to his mum. Then they come for a visit and he starts hitting on Jack's pregnant wife in front of him and Jack's mum. He is just a randy old silver fox with no morals!"
Son looks at me strangely. Poor boy I keep regaling him with all these stories. Just don't get me started on Jack's twin brother Josh. Hint: he takes after his father.
Me the other day to my boyfriend and our friend: hey remember when I was telling yāall about my sims mystery of how my simās neighbour changed her name but no one new had moved into the household with her? Well I finally figured it out! Turns out her husband lives in a retirement home!
Them: š¤Ø
I always refer to whatever Sim I am playing in first person, so "I'm trying to start a gang but I have to sell more cocaine" š¤£
Bfs response "My girl a drug lord" š¤£
Or "I forgot I told him yes to being his girlfriend and I was like wtf why does he keep showing up"
"Why don't you break up with him? "
"Well I'm not sure if my kid is a mermaid yet so I might need him later" š¤£
Someone asked me whatās the ultimate goal of the game when I showed them one of my saves, as in āwhat is the whole story about?ā referring to the game in general, and I just replied āit can be whatever you want it to be, however you want itā and they asked me what does that mean. I was at a loss for words after that because you canāt really explain what the sims is when they have never played it to begin with.
āWhatās the concept?ā
You make the concept!!! Thatās the whole point, endless possibilities to explore your deepest traumas and darkest thoughts, or let it be sunshine and rainbows
Recently I was on a call with someone while playing sims and I said something along the lines of, āUgh, my baby keeps crying!ā And they were like, āWait you have a BABY?ā
I made my husband and I (no kids in real life) in the sims and the sims had TRIPLETS on the first try.
Honestly, it led to a conversation we probably should have had anyway.
āOne time I told 2 of my sims to woohoo just to keep them occupied for a few minutes but instead of going into either of their rooms they went all the way to the other side of the lot to their roommateās room where he was watching tv and they kicked him out to woohoo in his bedā
My girlfriend: What are you going to do when you get home?
Me: \*sigh\* well I've got 12 babies I need to take care of so I'll probably be doing that.
My girlfriend: ...
Me: IN THE SIMS! THE SIMS!
Yeaaahhh. Not a specific instance, but my partner just cant seem to get into Sims, but every once in a while I'll tell her about what I'm doing, or what's going on, and she just looks at me like 'wtf' ;w;
"so she ends up murdering her husband RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER OWN DAUGHTER. Meanwhile, the son is fighting off a vampire intruder in the other room and the butler is burning to death in the basement."
Playing a Legacy challenge while in Discord with the guy I was seeing at the time and some of our other friends. Absent-mindedly said to myself "I should probably call my boyfriend and tell him I'm pregnant" and one of our friends who had only been half paying attention to the conversation reactivated her ears just at that moment and freaked the fuck out.
Another time, same guy, I was playing around with University Life and said something to myself about "oh, the guy I'm messing around with must be a vampire, he just bit that poor lady" and he got very confused.
Pretty much any convo I have with my partner about Sims. My favourite is when he forgets I use mods and thinks EA puts some pretty questionable things in the game. I was telling him yesterday about how I was going to make one of my Sims poison their husband because I was bored of him and wanted to spice their story up (I'm playing rotationally). So I made the soon-to-be-dead sim a bit abusive first and then poisoned him and added 150k in simoleans as a life insurance payout.
"My stupid toddler is starving again and my horse just came into the house to pee on the kitchen floor. But it's only a couple of hours until I can steal something again"
Me texting my friendsā¦āJason was having a bad day. His daughter came home from high school pregnant and his wife decided it was a good time to flirt with his best friend. So naturally he dies of anger and death shows up. Then death starts hitting on the best friend too. But at least Jasonās ghost moved back in right away.ā
Me: My family has an incest problem, it's gotten so big that everyone is somehow related.
My dad: I think you need to start making friends outside of the family.
Me: why?
Dad: you can't date your cousins, it's not right.
Me: it's not intentional... **realization dawns on me** I'm talking about Sims, not real life.
I once tried to explain all the wonky dynamics and deaths at a family get together and the reincarnation of my sims love interest right after heād proposed at said get together and I stg I think I saw a straitjacket flash through my mothers eyes.
I work at a vet clinic and when I was doing pre-op on a patient, I explained to my co-worker how the vet career works in the sims 4. The surgery machine was funny to explain - if only it was that easy
I had to design a bedroom/ bathroom for a class we took together. When I finished the project and sent her a screenshot and accidentally left it unpaused and the toilet had broken.
"Want free earbuds?"
Leeb. Leefuh. Lurve.
get all toddler skills to level 3 or 5 before aging up to unlock special traits
All of y'all take my upvotes š¤£š¤£
OK.
Ok is the weirdest of them all. I am like: what?! What is ok?!?!?
The way you say ok makes me think something is not ok!
What are the special traits ?
One is top-notch toddler which increases skills faster I believe! (Pretty sure that's the level 5 one since that's what I usually tend to do)
Ok.
Itās crazy how a 2 letter word can make me chuckle every time.
What power? The power of Voodoo. Who do? You do... With high level of mischief
I can't but hear that in Waylon Jeepers' voice
"My sim was abducted by aliens, then suddenly her boobs were huge and her stomach felt weird. She didn't know she was pregnant, she kept thinking it was something she ate. She finally had the baby, but it was a boy. So I deleted him, and now she's back to her regular life."
Wait I thought female sims can't get abducted and get pregnant after? I thought it was males only
That's what I thought too! I've had other female sims get abducted, but none of them ever got pregnant until now. Maybe it's something from a recent update?
Usually if you have MCCC
What is MCCC? The only thing I've added is wicked whims, no other mods, no custom content.
Mccc is [MC Command Center](https://deaderpool-mccc.com/), in my opinion one of the best mods available for TS4. That and [UI Cheats Extension](https://www.patreon.com/posts/ui-cheats-v1-16-26240068) are always installed in my game.
I've always had MCCC but only got UI Cheats this year. I have no idea how I lasted so long without it.
Huh. Maybe WW puts it in or yeah, maybe they patched it in recently. Afaik it didnāt used to be possible without mods or it bugging.
Maybe it was a bug and I should have kept the baby! It may never happen again.
Lmao imma have to try now š
Post something if it works!
It happened again; this same sim was abducted again, and she's getting the weird "tummy ache" just like last time. So I'm thinking it's either something weird about this one sim of mine, or it's not a bug.
I checked the patch notes in the horse ranch update and for get to work it does say alien fertility increased, male sims can get pregnant from abductions. I thought maybe they were fixing a bug that didnāt let them, but now Iām wondering if they meant to write female? Or whatever fix they did actually ended up applying to all sims. Whatever it may be, itās cool for more options haha
Lemme know!š
I was texting my then-bf about my 100 babies challenge. I then wrote something like "ok I'll just find myself another baby daddy and then I'm going to bed" and he told me later that while he KNEW I was talking about the sims, his gut reaction was to feel a little hurt lol
I never really told my bf my Sims stories until we got more comfortable (ya know how you sorta come off as a psycho? lol), so when I told him abt. my current family & all the lore I was surprised to see him angry. He got real quiet for a long time. & I kept asking him what's wrong? 2hrs & much haranging later I find out he thinks I'm talking/interacting with other actual people not NPCs. I'm like babe, it's like playing fucking barbie, but the barbies' react & whatnot. It was a total light bulb moment for him & the look of relief was hilarious. He still doesn't truly grasp the sometimes psychopathy of Sims players, I feel.
Hahaha this is amazing. "Babe this is something I do in the middle of the night for 6 hours, and most of that is spent in CAS. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CHEAT." š¤£
š definitely not me at all.
This is hilarious! Did he think it was like a roleplaying game? I was listening to a podcast recently where one of the hosts didn't know what the Sims was and it always startles me as I thought it was quite a well known franchise.
Yeah! I guess he thought it was like 2nd Life? Agreed!
? Even if they weren't NPCs, I feel like it'd be a little weird to get mad at a roleplaying game (which it looks like he thought it was). What was he, like, *specifically* upset about regarding that?
I can understand. He thought it was a game where you play your avatar and interact with other people in real time as their avatars. Online. So when I'd say she was getting around town, he thought I was actually flirting with people. I guess like 2nd Life? Or Habbo Hotel? Runescape? Something like that. He is not a gamer...
Ohhhh! Okay. Ya only mentioned the family bit so it came off (to me) like he was jealous of you having online relationships, so I was wondering if you were spending a ton of time w em or something The "not a gamer" explains the rest too lmao
Set him up a sim to try out
I told my friend that i just killed my boyfriend. What is more concerning is that for a little time she actually thought in real life and wasn't even that shocked
Friends like that >>>
My fiancĆ©e was sitting next to me watching tv while I played sims. It was Harvestfest and I forgot to take off the āGnomesā trait of the holiday. The room was quiet and all he heard was me gasp and quietly whisper with distain āGnomes.ā
So Iām not the only one that immediately turns off gnomes, unless Iām playing a dedicated gardener who really needs seeds
I absolutely loathe those gnomes
āNine people just died at the same time during my movie shoot. Death was on location for so long that weāre good friends now.ā
Side note - this happened at the police job for my sim once. It sucked so bad. I posted it a long time ago and now as I'm typing I wonder if you actually commented because someone told your story about the movie lot lol.
Itās a popular phenomenon. All the sims age up at once at locations like that. So, they also tend to die at once. Itās more noticeable when/if you turn off aging on your active sim, the other generated NPCās that grew up with them will die off at the same time.
that's me explaining my legacy to my siblings. "So this branch of the family will be normal. But now that I have sim 1 and sim 2 who are second cousins I'm pretty sure the game doesn't see them as such so they can romance each other and then their kid will be gen five so I think that by that point the kid will be able to romance my first sim in the legacy" they don't understand
They're already concerned for their offsprings offspring š
I accidentally switched texts and instead of sending this to my friend I send it to my boyfriend: Me: "So anyway I married the guy but finally killed him off, he was a real doosie to take care of and I cooked good nigiri so he didn't die for a long time. But his kids are alrighty, I slept with his son later that day" My boyfriend: "you were married?!" Now my boyfriend is as sim addicted as me.
THAT'S what he's most concerned about? š¤£
I love the fact that his first response is, "You were married?!" And not, "You killed someone?!" šš
Yeah made me a laughing stock too when he said that. I asked him that if that's what matters to him and his response was: "I don't care if you kill someone but if you are already married I can't marry you by law!" I love him so much XD
I was talking to my boyfriend about how in my legacy playthrough I'm on, the youngest is living with her older sister and brother in law and their infant daughter while going to school and I said "yeah, so I'm making her focus on her studies for now and she will pursue her crush later, but it's been too long and now she has the 'single n lovin' it' life style. so, now I don't know what to do. It'll be harder to get her to actually go out of her way to find someone now, maybe I'll just make her the one person who focuses on her career and she won't have kids." He said I sound psychotic when I talk about sims and it always throws him off lol.
ME: "My sim was visiting her grandparents when her grandpa stopped wearing CLOTHES and started flirting with his daughter in law. Meanwhile, Gramma is a world famous celebrity and my sim, her granddaughter can't interact with Gram because Grams busy playing the guitar and is just too famous for anyone, even family." Husband: WTFFš
Iām not sure if this counts, but while I was having a bad MS day my mom came over to check on me. While I was showing her something from one of my garden subs and she saw the headline from one of my sims subs which said something to the effect of: I killed off all my kids and husband because they werenāt gaining skills fast enough. She nearly dropped my iPad on my head.
It was me giving sims tea to my bf and saying āSo my sims high school sweetheart Jeb Harris was a green flag initially but then asked to move in with her to which she agreed to, her best friend also wanted to move in with them to which she said yes as well. Fast forward a couple of days later I notice Jeb autonomously flirting with my sims best friend and their pink bar getting high and then he cheats on my sim in front of her because of which she gets enraged and breaks it off with him and starts flirting with her best friend in front of him and ultimately ends up woohooing with her in the same room as Jeb, while he watched and felt heartbrokenā
Me washing dishes, singing Maisy Gro Craybow until someone from the living room asks if they're having a stroke or am I?
I'm dying right now from your comment. God, I needed this so badly š
Were you washing the dishes in the bathroom sink?
Hell no. I don't wash dishes where I angry poop. Apparently, real-life me has mods, too
Oh my god this reminds me of the time my second gen heir died and I was telling everyone close to me about it bc the deaths in my games are always suuuuper chaotic. And I have WWās too. I had JUST loaded in at that point and I kept giving him extra days as an elder bc I have attachment issues and he was hot as hell. At that point Iād stopped giving him extra days and I got a pop up saying he wants to embrace the change of being cheerful, so, I let him and went to play another sim. Then the screen zoomed back to him but I was like wth why is it doing it twice. Well, he fuckin died immediately after the personality change LMFAO. Not to mentionā it was RIGHT after he and his husband had some āfun timeā in the shower. So,,, He died as he lived. Hard as fuck. Itās on his epitaph nowšš» Explaining the last bit without saying I had mods to people who donāt play was comical as hell. āI DIDNāT KNOW SIMS HAD STUFF LIKE THATā ā**oh right**ā
I love the epitaph!
Me: "there's this couple, they're married, but I decided to kill the husband in order to summon the grim reaper to the lot, flirt with him, add him to the family and have a child with him." My bf: š¶ My bf is a hardcore gamer, who enjoys shooter gorey games. But he looks at me with fear when I happily describe the experiments I conduct with my sims.
Actually, though. One of my current plays is like " she went to college and put her first baby daddy/ husband thru college and then on their wedding night/ shortly before their 1st child is born he's flirting with a random in front of her. So she moved out, got with another guy and had a baby, and got married to husband number 2. he was mean and had two kids, so I took his 2 previous kids, my new baby, and the first born and got with husband number 3. Having my third baby but the issue is he has 2 dogs in his lot and I have too many kids for him to have his pets AND he's a dog lover so now I just feel really guilty š š " and my fiance just kinda goes "huh?"
Get rid of the kids from husband 2. Theyāll figure it out
I thought about sending them back to live with dad, but I'm kind of attached to my step kids now.
Yesterday I was telling my husband how my Sim had a baby with Don Lothario, so they got married and he moved in. The whole time, Donās been a great dad and a loving partner despite getting a negative moodlet every once in a while from being noncommittal. The son is a teen now and heās going to be my heir. I randomly clicked on his family tree and saw that he has THREE half siblings who are all babies. Turns out Don was screwing my BFF Liberty Lee behind my back and they had twins, and then he had another baby right around the same time with Estrella Grieger. Naturally we had to get divorced and I moved him in to the Fowler residence with Liberty and the twins. And I took $10k from their household as a divorce settlement.
"Damn, I can't make her fight her sister anymore." ("How come?") "Because she's pregnant. :(" "Oh yeah, he was able to put himself out before having to attend his graduation ceremony. His brother on the other hand... š„" "Damn it! A meteor fell on the school!" "Dude, holy shit she's pregnant." ("What, no way! Isn't she a teen!?") "Yeah!"
āBeing high maintenance in the 1500s is impossible I keep dying
"I'm basically making hybrids because mom is a mermaid and dad is a vampire, so some of the kids just have permenant tails because it's a hardcore glitch I don't know how to fix. But then another kid that had a spellcaster father aged up into a vampire so I don't know what's going on but all the kids have A's in school. "
Partner: howās your game going hun? Me: right now Iām having this dad teach his son how to ride a bike so when I kill him off the death hits extra hard since now he has all of these memories but itās okay Iām gonna have the dad build a robot to kinda take his place when he dies. Partner: sometimes you scare meā¦ Me: thank you! Just wait til you hear about this other family!! Partner: no, thatās enough for now. My partner plays FPS games & yet heās more disturbed by my playing methods lol EDIT: I understand thereās a serious lack of punctuation happening but I tend to talk really fast so it basically comes out like that
Haha sounds like convo's with my fiance š¤£
that one time i found out when i moved in my sims townie boyfriend that he had been engaged with an affair with my sims sister in law and was the father of her nephew :)))
āI was traveling the sewers and got bit by a werewolf so now Iām werewolf.ā āI have this cow plant. Itās a plant with a cows head and utters under its chin. It can eat sims, but you donāt always die. So Ive be been letting my cow plant eat me so I can milk it for the essence of whatever, to see what all kinds I could get. But the last few times it kept actually eating then killing me, so I kept having to restart, cuz I donāt have another sim to talk to grimā I work in an office and my immediate coworkers know about my sims, but occasionally others will listen in and overhear these kind of things.
Just in case you or someone reading doesn't know - Cowplants only kill sims if they have a Drained by Cowplant buff already. As long as they haven't gotten eaten in a certain amount of time, they are completely safe to be eaten. Well, safe is relative, I guess. But they won't die.
I told my son "Jack's dad asked him if he should date some other girl even though he is still married to his mum. Then they come for a visit and he starts hitting on Jack's pregnant wife in front of him and Jack's mum. He is just a randy old silver fox with no morals!" Son looks at me strangely. Poor boy I keep regaling him with all these stories. Just don't get me started on Jack's twin brother Josh. Hint: he takes after his father.
Me the other day to my boyfriend and our friend: hey remember when I was telling yāall about my sims mystery of how my simās neighbour changed her name but no one new had moved into the household with her? Well I finally figured it out! Turns out her husband lives in a retirement home! Them: š¤Ø
I always refer to whatever Sim I am playing in first person, so "I'm trying to start a gang but I have to sell more cocaine" š¤£ Bfs response "My girl a drug lord" š¤£ Or "I forgot I told him yes to being his girlfriend and I was like wtf why does he keep showing up" "Why don't you break up with him? " "Well I'm not sure if my kid is a mermaid yet so I might need him later" š¤£
Someone asked me whatās the ultimate goal of the game when I showed them one of my saves, as in āwhat is the whole story about?ā referring to the game in general, and I just replied āit can be whatever you want it to be, however you want itā and they asked me what does that mean. I was at a loss for words after that because you canāt really explain what the sims is when they have never played it to begin with. āWhatās the concept?ā You make the concept!!! Thatās the whole point, endless possibilities to explore your deepest traumas and darkest thoughts, or let it be sunshine and rainbows
Recently I was on a call with someone while playing sims and I said something along the lines of, āUgh, my baby keeps crying!ā And they were like, āWait you have a BABY?ā
I made my husband and I (no kids in real life) in the sims and the sims had TRIPLETS on the first try. Honestly, it led to a conversation we probably should have had anyway.
Any time I discuss anything from a CallMeKevin video around my boyfriend
āOne time I told 2 of my sims to woohoo just to keep them occupied for a few minutes but instead of going into either of their rooms they went all the way to the other side of the lot to their roommateās room where he was watching tv and they kicked him out to woohoo in his bedā
My girlfriend: What are you going to do when you get home? Me: \*sigh\* well I've got 12 babies I need to take care of so I'll probably be doing that. My girlfriend: ... Me: IN THE SIMS! THE SIMS!
Yeaaahhh. Not a specific instance, but my partner just cant seem to get into Sims, but every once in a while I'll tell her about what I'm doing, or what's going on, and she just looks at me like 'wtf' ;w;
Awe that sucks. My bf likes when I tell him about my sims cause I get all excited and animated. You need a Sims friend
Well, I started having a rant about the Sims right after I got married while still next to the registry. Wish I was joshing.
"so she ends up murdering her husband RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER OWN DAUGHTER. Meanwhile, the son is fighting off a vampire intruder in the other room and the butler is burning to death in the basement."
I don't watch a lot of Sims YouTubers, but I would watch this drama. šæ Love it.
Whenever I mention the Basemental Drugs mod people are amazed. Theyāre usually smoking weed and I go, āsometimes my sim smokes w/ meā
iāve never had a sim get kidnapped by aliens
Playing a Legacy challenge while in Discord with the guy I was seeing at the time and some of our other friends. Absent-mindedly said to myself "I should probably call my boyfriend and tell him I'm pregnant" and one of our friends who had only been half paying attention to the conversation reactivated her ears just at that moment and freaked the fuck out. Another time, same guy, I was playing around with University Life and said something to myself about "oh, the guy I'm messing around with must be a vampire, he just bit that poor lady" and he got very confused.
Pretty much any convo I have with my partner about Sims. My favourite is when he forgets I use mods and thinks EA puts some pretty questionable things in the game. I was telling him yesterday about how I was going to make one of my Sims poison their husband because I was bored of him and wanted to spice their story up (I'm playing rotationally). So I made the soon-to-be-dead sim a bit abusive first and then poisoned him and added 150k in simoleans as a life insurance payout.
Roommate: Time for another plague? Me: (cracks knuckles) Here I go killin again.
I like to playfully threatened my boyfriend that Iāll make him into a Sim and kill him in the Sulani Volcano. *evil laugh*
Me yelling at the screen "LEAVE. THE. TODDLER. ALONE. YOU. NEED. TO. PEE " had my husband shake from laughter.
told someone my dogs had died. they thought i was talking about my actual dogs. it was my sims dogs š
"My stupid toddler is starving again and my horse just came into the house to pee on the kitchen floor. But it's only a couple of hours until I can steal something again"
My favorite way to commit mass murder is by playing a violin in front of the gym in the middle of winter. I don't even get sad, I just keep playing.
Me texting my friendsā¦āJason was having a bad day. His daughter came home from high school pregnant and his wife decided it was a good time to flirt with his best friend. So naturally he dies of anger and death shows up. Then death starts hitting on the best friend too. But at least Jasonās ghost moved back in right away.ā
Me: My family has an incest problem, it's gotten so big that everyone is somehow related. My dad: I think you need to start making friends outside of the family. Me: why? Dad: you can't date your cousins, it's not right. Me: it's not intentional... **realization dawns on me** I'm talking about Sims, not real life.
When I explained enthusiastically about the 100 baby challenge. It was an experience.
I once tried to explain all the wonky dynamics and deaths at a family get together and the reincarnation of my sims love interest right after heād proposed at said get together and I stg I think I saw a straitjacket flash through my mothers eyes.
I work at a vet clinic and when I was doing pre-op on a patient, I explained to my co-worker how the vet career works in the sims 4. The surgery machine was funny to explain - if only it was that easy
I had to design a bedroom/ bathroom for a class we took together. When I finished the project and sent her a screenshot and accidentally left it unpaused and the toilet had broken.