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Reasonable_Tea7628

Please check with your MP


namecard12345

Jokesephine Teo: "Doesn't matter if got shoot or not. In fact, doesn't matter if the space is small or not."


DeeKayNineNine

I disagree. I think Josephine Teo will want you to shoot despite the small space. No shoot then no chance to increase population.


melonpies1

top 🤣


exotic_hadron

Angry upvote


[deleted]

Josephine teo?? HAHHAHAHAA


Barneyinsg

Looks like can expect more of such topics for 1 mth of school holiday


MathNorth8835

Exactly!!! Who let the dogs out.😂😂😂


Scrotum696969

chan chun seng


Unfair-Sell-5109

Oh yah. School holiday here. That explains the nonsense i see everyday.


chewyicecube

i swear i was thinking the same thing, then i also thought, is this really what the kids nowsadays do? f u ck a close friend for fun?


[deleted]

Sorry bro didn't know that being curious was imagination


KillerMiya

>"我不相信我没办法让你射" BRUHHHH 🤣 Why is this so funny 🤣


udeezgustme

thinking whether this was said in a "bubbly xmm" manner 🫤


KillerMiya

Oh i was wondering if this was said in taiwan妹 manner 🤣


[deleted]

IK BRO I ACTUALLY LAUGHED BUT WAS TURNED ON BY THIS SIDE OF HER AT THE SAME TIME


ConstructionLate5200

Was she wearing braces?


EatSleepWell

That line quoted stright out of some "movie".


goodestguy21

Sounds like a porn script


Forverayoung

Female POV here: It took me a while to unlearn the idea that sex should end with the guy ejaculating, and it's only because 1. the experience feels incomplete, especially if there's no post-coital cuddling & conversations/after-care 2. I feel inadequate; Was I not good enough? Is he not enjoying me enough? It took me a lot of reassurance to accept that sometimes the guy just doesn't want to cum (now), or he's finding it hard to, or he just has very specific ways to cum. A mindset switch also helps, besides having a conversation about what sex entails for both parties. All the best! Have (safe) fun!


[deleted]

Frankly speaking I was obviously feeling extremely h***y when we did it but I rlly had a hard time ejaculating. But when she was offended at that moment, lowkey I feel it was funny and more turned on as I never seen this extremely "wild" side of her as a friend. I did enjoy the cuddling we had afterwards more though (compared to when doing it. But ofc, when she finally made me shoot that was definitely the jackpot 😂)


LanJiaoDuaKee

then how would you like it to end? she suddenly gets up and leave, while you are in bed still having a hard on?


SnooDingos316

You would not believe it but it actually did happen to me once ! Once out of many times with different girls and I was honestly shocked.


[deleted]

I mean idk bro, I just feel like I needed that intimacy n spice-ness cuz long time no do liao which I got Ended up she abit offended but we still managed to laugh it off.


ConstructionLate5200

Were you wearing condoms?


[deleted]

OFC LA BRO PROTECTION NUMBER 1 I cannot imagine myself marrying my friend pls. As for braces, it's funny cuz when frenching I got my tongue a slight cut by her braces


ConstructionLate5200

That's hot. Did you wear a dental dam?


[deleted]

Didnt oral, just french kiss oni


Imperial_Flare

Time to take your meds


[deleted]

She took the pill don't worry


pasteladdict10

all i will say is, if i was a guy, i’d be turned off just from the way she talks


niksshck7221

Xmm slang


FreeLegendaries

diuuuu


Butterszen

I also have had sex but not ejaculated at the end. Still satisfied with the intimacy.


[deleted]

IKR?! I don't understand what is with the downvotes.


Butterszen

I guess it's a 'we do we' thing? Or maybe 'we do us'. No innuendos implied.


Better_Incident_4903

School holidays season..


edwintan13

You fellas smashed him until he deleted the account. I think y'all have to consider this forum should be a space for ppl to feel safe to interact genuinely. It doesn't matter if he bs or not, but we shouldn't be mocking him thru out.


yq_mikrokosmos

just saying another reason is because i’m his irl friend and i figured out it was him 💀💀 didnt even shame him


DragonClash101

And it seems like you're below 16, so wtf your friend is also below 16? Gotta be kidding right


yq_mikrokosmos

No hes older we’re friends of friends


Flimsy_Birthday1607

Many toxic folks round these parts. Wild Wild West.


FreeLegendaries

want safe space can go back r/Singapore there very safe


jianh1989

Kesian the strawberry generation with their fragile glass hearts


edwintan13

Not so much about whatever generation they are. It’s about basic respect for people in general. That’s all. We can pull all fun and games with people we know cos they know we are joking. For strangers, we are just bully. And that shouldn’t be the case. I guess you can get what i mean.


KoishiChan92

> not having sex for months > Can't ejaculate Don't bluff lah, you came after seeing her boobs.


[deleted]

I not kidding bro 💀 i think my anxiety from doing wif friend doesnt help


niksshck7221

Anxiety can affect your performance


uncley0da

All the refugees banned from edmw


[deleted]

What's edmw


PopYourNuts

Erectile Dysfunctional Men Worldwide


yeddddaaaa

Putting the Raw in SingaporeRaw


edt069

Nice fiction lmao


Farfaraway94

Hello IMH, there’s another delulu redditor that forgot to take his meds. Please check him into the hospital.


GlumCandle

OP, you virgin writing fiction ah?


shawnthefarmer

sex only ends when the girl has had an orgasm so don't stop pleasing her after you shot your load


FanAdministrative12

Lolsss


enchantedtotem

npnt


CnfdntlInfrmnt

Intro leh


Kimishiranai39

Op wants to bait females so he can slide into their DMs 🤡


pokkal0ver

Bro, probably can’t ejac cos need guy, kidding


[deleted]

I like it in my butt butt. Just kidding, I aint gay HAHHAHAHA


45tee

Another bs post


Mikefoong

Are guys allowed to comment on this topic?


cannerdho

I wonder what happens after. Still having sex with your friend?


Superharddownthere

Speaking from experience here. One of my ex, first time we did, we did it in my car. And it could be the uncomfortable position and the fear of getting caught or I don't know, I went on and on for an hour and I couldn't cum. She got fucking mad at me and pushed me away suddenly and said let's stop. Then accused me of not loving her. After a year plus of taking her shit, I couldn't even get superharddownthere for her. Dumped her sorry ass. Hi ex, if you see this, now you know. Fast forward today, if cum too early, will be boycotted/dropped as a sex partner immediately. So I think it has to be just right, maybe 10-20 mins of fucking is just right. Sadly, men are kinda expected to be perfect. Rich, handsome, big dick, sex god, playboy but faithful, arrogant but nice.


Express-Purple-7256

The girl never offer you her other orifice meh ? 😁🤣


SubstanceNo1049

anorgasmia


ScotchMonk

Probably she's cute, but not hot and you're not turn on by her. Maybe that's why she's offended. Well, let us see her photo to be the judge 😆 p.s. anyway, the session become longer so both of you must be shiok rite?


Formal_Soil_4406

once i ejaculated, my wife will roll over and smoke a ham


Stanislas_Houston

If cant cum is due to position not correct, the penis dont feel comfortable. Need to switch to a better position. Some guys best position is missionary, doggie or whatever. Guys with some fats in tummy cant cum by missionary, have to ride or doggie.


KeenStudent

98% of the content in this sub is fantasy. 99% during Jun/Dec.


wank_for_peace

Bro here promoting the XMM OF page.


lsoers

Wake up and eat your medicine alr bro, what era alr still got fwb?


SingaporeLee

THey feeding us something that keeps our popuation of sperm down.


kuehlapis88

it's badge of honour for her clearly


Realistic-Nail6835

going to look through the comments for an actual sg lady response


Unfair-Sell-5109

To OP, u only have 2 threads started?


hotspringonsen

Go back to tumblr


jackology

Ask him not to wait until last minute to complete his holiday assignment.


Independent_Cow_5159

Looks like OP is gay if he’s fucking for the “intimacy”


[deleted]

Is it wrong though? 💀


ConstructionLate5200

Have you been to Keybox?


[deleted]

What's keybox?


ConstructionLate5200

Over by Clark Quay


Independent_Cow_5159

Well if you aren’t satisfying your lady, yes…


[deleted]

She isn't my lady tho, just friend oni


Wiserlul

do you feel shiok for free sex?


[deleted]

Unsure whether to continue this cuz it will eventually lead to fwb. Hard to explain once got gf


Wiserlul

but does it feel shiok?


[deleted]

The jackpot when she finally managed to make shoot, ofc la HAHAHHAHA Rn it's more of post nut clarity moment


Wiserlul

how did yall approach this idea of NSA fun?


[deleted]

Generally now that I opened up more after my operation of appendicitis, I just thought it isn't such a bad idea since I have nothing to lose anyways. And plus it's two consenting adults. Everyone needs sex and closure time to time. The only challenge is though because we are friends, it's DEFINITELY gonna be awkward if we continue and one of us eventually get into a rs. (Where we obviously have to stop) But meh whatever I don't care it's a future me problem.


Independent_Cow_5159

Even worse; she threw you one and you can’t reciprocate?


[deleted]

I MEAN I RLLY DON'T SEE THE POINT TO BE OFFENDED? It's not my fault that I am unable to ejaculate what.... My anxiety of doing with a friend than a partner (like my exs) is way worse T.T


dailyuwa

I remember long ago I was with a hot girl so when I was going to shoot out i withdraw my banana. Then the girl got annoyed why I withdraw my banana. She wanted me to shoot inside. Lol.