Important fact: If you see one of these, it could mean that there is a gas leak in your area because they are attracted to the aroma of mercaptan, which is the odor put in gas to make it smell identifiable.
Also, the falmer may have dug a hole into your basement somewhere in your home, but the first thing is more likely.
Hey hi hello um excuse me but what in the everliving-goddamned-kill-it-with-fire-not-even-satan-would-dare-commit-such-an-atrocity-against-nature-and-all-that-is-good-and-holy fucking FUCK is that and why does it exist.
I have never been so unprepared for camping to resort to eating bugs, no. The last time I did that, I brought basic fishing tackle. Then all you need to find is a decent stick and some water.
I used to be a survival camping instructor, so I always train from a position of disadvantage. “You have NOTHING, figure it out.”
If I’m camping for fun, yes, I prepare. You’d probably quite like my camp cooking.
No crickets were harmed in the making of my shepherd’s pie!
Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Burn it with fire.
Burn baby burn
Get its eggs first
My thoughts exactly
You forgot a few nopes. KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!! 🔥 🔫
HAAAAAAANNNNS! GET ZE FLAMMEN-WIZARD!
ZE BIG FLAMMENWERFER
Yeah, I met them on my way to New Vegas
These are (apparently) completely harmless, they can't bite with enough force to harm you.
Don’t care. That thing better not get any closer
For real, I think I’ll take my chances and stay safe.
There's a smaller version we call hellgrammites in WV. They make great fish bait.
Astel, Naturalborn of the Void
Lmao
Obligatory "They fly now!?!"
Obligatory response "they fly now."
I knew Cazadors from New Vegas were real but I wasn't expecting these guys to have something similar irl.
You should see what the babies look like. Either search Dobsonfly Larvae or Hellgrammite. You'll get similar results
Hellgrammite sounds like something straight out of the Shivering Isles.
IF I FUCKEN SEE THAT IM FUCKEN SHOOTING IT DOWN
As a man over 30, I would scream and flail and cry a little that thing fly at me.
I did not know the dragonflies from Elden Ring were real
Heartattack if you see one flying towards you!!
Important fact: If you see one of these, it could mean that there is a gas leak in your area because they are attracted to the aroma of mercaptan, which is the odor put in gas to make it smell identifiable. Also, the falmer may have dug a hole into your basement somewhere in your home, but the first thing is more likely.
Checking down stairs will be back shortly.
Fuck this shit I'm out
What the fuuuck!!!!
SHOOT IT
That's a Dobson fly!
If they kill spiders I could use a few.
Poor thing got all wobbly from being held.
I know a curse when I see it somebody call nanami
If that lands on me I’m 100 percent gonna be sending myself to the pearly gates
Is it really the biggest? I thought that award went to the Atlas Moth. That thing is stupidly big. Maybe this one is the largest as in the heaviest?
Rip its wings off
Hey hi hello um excuse me but what in the everliving-goddamned-kill-it-with-fire-not-even-satan-would-dare-commit-such-an-atrocity-against-nature-and-all-that-is-good-and-holy fucking FUCK is that and why does it exist.
German flame trooper coming to burn this hellish creature
r/damnnatureyouscary
*uses every ounce of magicka to burn that damn bug*
Rip of their antennas for enchatnting
Wonder what they taste like. What? None of you have gone survival camping? If you haven’t eaten bugs you haven’t been hungry enough.
I have never been so unprepared for camping to resort to eating bugs, no. The last time I did that, I brought basic fishing tackle. Then all you need to find is a decent stick and some water.
I used to be a survival camping instructor, so I always train from a position of disadvantage. “You have NOTHING, figure it out.” If I’m camping for fun, yes, I prepare. You’d probably quite like my camp cooking. No crickets were harmed in the making of my shepherd’s pie!