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BBakerStreet

Making money off the stupid. I hope it has a stamp on the reverse side that says, “For Entertainment Purposes Only.”


Important-Record5490

Making money off the stupid, it is exactly why this movement just grows and grows. Suckers never die


ConundrumBum

More like "For 'our' entertainment purposes only"


No_Cook2983

Make it sound more official: “Ersatz placebo”


BBakerStreet

LOL!


228P

I just happen to know that it doesn't.


BBakerStreet

Well that’s sad. A fool born every minute.


Raudskeggr

"You agree to pay 10,000 for each minute delayed or detained from a non-emergency traffic stop" Oh, I do? Step out of the vehicle, please.


MikeTheActuary

After checking out a SovCit plate someone linked to Amazon selling...well Amazon is "recommending" alternatives. I don't recall seeing this one shared here. I particularly like the "Notice of Fee Schedule" and "Diplomatic Traveler" squeezed in. The review comments are also amusing/sad to read. [https://www.amazon.com/Exempt-Traveler-Photo-License-Plate/dp/B0CBZQDJKG](https://www.amazon.com/Exempt-Traveler-Photo-License-Plate/dp/B0CBZQDJKG)


ande9393

Some people are so fucking delusional. I wish cops weren't so lazy and actually ticketed or impounded these losers vehicles. It's motor vehicle tax evasion if it's not registered isn't it?


PearlyRing

The funny reviews were good. I made sure to click "helpful" on theirs.


ItsJoeMomma

As if any cop is going to take the time to read that tiny fee schedule, and as if any would agree to it. It still amuses me that they think that is in any way enforceable. By whom?


Dr_Mark_Nubbins

“As long as your d dot number checks out” Ok Jack ass


MacLeeland

I loved the " It travels me crazy how people don't know their rights" in one review!


LuLuSavannah531

The reviews did not disappoint!


cptngali86

only 14 left in stock! order soon!


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Copa4311

Thai is legendary


Admirable-Course9775

I loved the reviews too! Thanks for posting this. I can’t get over how dumb some people really are


Realistic-Accident68

I just read a bunch of them! 🤭🤭 These are the same people that still will expect a tax return! I love how the guy says that "it's caused nothing but grief!"


mecengdvr

The schedule of fees cracks me up. Based on their own logic, all I would need to do is say I don’t consent to their fees.


3mta3jvq

Curious what laws or statutes they would cite to enforce the fees.


mecengdvr

Probably the pivotal supreme court case of Nuh-uh v. Yuh-huh


ItsJoeMomma

None. They'd just file false liens against the cop's or chief of police's property.


extrastupidone

Not commercial, and yet they have a fee schedule....


Styrene_Addict1965

"Great way to support the American auto glass industry!"


CarlSpencer

"Safelight repair, Safelight replace!"


Oddityobservations

Gotta love how they mark their cars. It's practically shouting "I'm a criminal!" in front of everyone.


ZyxDarkshine

Lol - “you agree to pay a fee of $10,000 for each minute delayed” OK buddy. See you in court? You know, the place with gold fringe on the flag?


PearlyRing

The Republic for the SEVERAL States. That's one you don't see often. This one is favored by the "Articles of Confederation"-type of sovcit. Even has it's own built-in "fee schedule". How handy! Like one of the Amazon reviewers said, "Better to just make your own plate that states “Please pull me over”." Couldn't agree more. I didn't see any disclaimer regarding this plate, like calling it a "novelty plate", or "not a substitute for state-issued license plates", but rational, non-delusional people don't need to be told that it's not a legal plate.


VisibleCoat995

They are not a US citizen. Why are we not deporting them?


Plane-Adhesiveness29

Who would have them? They are like a terrible gift at Christmas


Rev_Quackers

The sea.


Plane-Adhesiveness29

Admittedly appropriate considering their obsession with maritime law.


Eyejohn5

If they're not a citizen, does that make it open season on em in Texas and floriduh or does that make them community leaders?


GetAJobCheapskate

Can somebody explain in 3 sentences what those people actually believe? Do they think they are diplomats? If so for what country? Do they know how diplomats are accredited?


realparkingbrake

> what those people actually believe? 1) The govt. is a corporation and thus cannot make laws, it can only trick us into contracts, so if we avoid such contracts the govt. has no authority over us. 2) It is possible to "alter status" and cease being a U.S. citizen and instead be an American State National who has a sort of diplomatic immunity and cannot be detained or arrested by "policy enforcers" (police). 3) Whatever trouble you are in, there is secret legal judo that can make the police, the courts, the bank, the IRS, the DMV, your ex-wife who got the kids in the divorce--whoever--retreat in confusion when you invoke the secret layer of law that is hidden beneath the maritime law that most people think is the real law. Sovict beliefs are all over the map depending on which "guru" sold them the secret legal magic spells. One will tell you the Constitution is the only valid U.S. law, the next will insist the Constitution was never ratified and the Articles of Confederation are still in effect. They tend to be infected by other conspiracy theories--anti-vax, flat-earth, QAnon. The "gurus" are grifters who sell pseudo-legal gibberish to their followers who are usually desperate people with problems they don't know how to escape. The origins of this cult are in "Christian" nationalists, tax protestors and white supremacists dating back to the 1970s. There is also a black offshoot, the "Moors" who claim to be the descendants of Moroccans who settled the Americas prior to the arrival of Native Americans and thus are the original indigenous people, immune to the laws of later European colonizers.


byteminer

Most of them make they way there by googling “can I drive my car if my license is suspended?” The grifters make sure their SEO catches these folks who are desperate not to lose that dishwashing job at Denny’s.


SouthPaw48

They believe that by misinterpreting US law they can pretend to not be US citizens and avoid needing to maintain a drivers license or vehicle registration. Using semantics they dont understand, they claim to be traveling in, not driving their vehicles. They think they found a legal cheat code and are super smart for doing so. They also tend to somehow feel like they are allowed to then use US roadways without paying said taxes to keep the roads functional. They dont want to pay for but expect the services provided by tax dollars. Its the adult version of "whats mine is mine and whats yours is also mine".


PapaGeorgio19

And I am sure the seller has a nice disclaimer WAY at the bottom not responsible for any incurred legal and court costs for your use or display of this plate.


Kriss3d

How much would you bet that the peiple usually buying these plates will claim that codes aren't law?


I_said_wot

The clip art globe really contributes to its authenticity.


BubbhaJebus

Even non-US citizens are subject to US law when in the US. Have these nullards never traveled?


DragonAteMyHomework

They're the type to stand on their rights as Americans in other countries, no doubt.


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

Damn. I can’t believe they found the loophole to having to get a license plate.


jimmysledge

The sucker that believe this is real 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


ThrustTrust

Cops should just call INS when one of these people claim they are not a citizen


realparkingbrake

Amazon will also sell you a fake state plate that looks like the real thing but has letters and numbers of your choosing, *for novelty use only*. I suspect Amazon would fell fentanyl if they could get away with it.


MikeTheActuary

They do have a pharmacy (although the last time I checked, they didn't do some of the scheduled meds like fentanyl).


CelticArche

If I get an ATV for my new place, I might put one of these on it for shits and giggles.


DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE

Lol the fonts and the presidential seal.


Embarrassed_Flan_869

Oh my god...I hope the reviews are fake. What an amusing read.


cheesegrateranal

my favorite was the one that said that you might as well buy a new driver side window with the plate.


CmdrDatasBrother

Grade A word salad


BabyFishmouthTalk

Sure, but how do they buy it?


MufasaFasaganMdick

I always see this "not for hire" line... Do they assume you can just get in any car like it's an Uber and tell them where to take you?


Jungies

There's an old version of Black's Law Dictionary that defines driving as "operating a motor vehicle" and operating as "being run for commercial profit", or thereabouts. They make the argument that since they're not hiring out their vehicle, they don't need driver's licences, registration plates, tax stamps etc. Unfortunately, Blacks is commentary on the law, not actual law, and later versions have had the wording changed to remove this confusion.


johncester

That’s a beauty 😁


lynnburko

Ah the potential for pranking is obvious!


Fun-Comedian-7577

I bought one of these and shipped it to a friend, he is not crazy we just both think sovcits are funny.


BookkeeperElegant266

Shut up and take my money!


Harley_Jambo

Morons. BTW, only the State Department issues "Diplomatic" plates. This idiot will find out that they are not "Exempt".


dfwcouple43sum

Safelite is an evil genius company - first they tell sovcits nonsense that will get their windows broken. Now, they’re monetizing the nonsense before the windows are broken. I bet all their board meetings end with evil laughs - MUAH HA HA HA HA HA


65shooter

"non US Citizen" Do you have a green card? No, you're under arrest for illegal immigration.


pandi1975

Lol. Absolute bellends


thegreatgazoo

I'm half tempted to get one of these for a front license plate. Maybe people won't cut me off so much.


ItsJoeMomma

The Republic of the Several States of the Union... but we won't tell you which ones.


Tall-Vermicelli-4669

Wonder how they fare at immigration check points with that non-citizen bit???


TotallyRedditLeftist

"Republic of the Several States of the Union" is just USSR backwards. Nice try, commies


southernmamallama

If they’re not citizens anymore, round them up, and deport them. Aren’t they big on that?


Aggressive-Ad6077

Without the "Z" in the corner that is white-on-black and black-on-white it doesn't count


CarlSpencer

Just remember, Jose Maria "Chilli" DeCastro is in PRISON for 180 days and being used as a sex doll.


cyrixlord

non us citizen. so illegal alien? Diplomatic? if this is a private conveyance, then where is your ambassador?


cptngali86

the reviews are gold so hard to tell the trolls from the idiots


anziofaro

Tad ironic that they always claim to be completely exempt from our laws, and to "prove" that, they cite . . . one of our laws.


Boysenberry377

Cop ask's are you really a NON-U.S. CITIZEN? America is not a real nation, it's a corporation, blah blah blah. Cop asks for license and registration. I don't need either of those. The state has no blah Cop double taps the dummy. mumbling another fuckwad didn't hear the news. calls for another cleanup.


gdiaz47

The irony, stupidity and hilarity of sovereign citizens citing laws and code they believe they’re exempt from to defend why they’re exempt from it will never get old.


gene_randall

The funniest part (of several) is the idiotic “fee schedule.” For a group that thinks they can avoid all laws because they “have no contract” with the state, they think they can enter into a contract by printing a notice on a fake license plate.


weirds0up

As the old saying goes “a fool and his money are soon parted”


SavrinDrake

Amazon says that there are 2 other plates 'frequently bought together'. You'd think if they worked at all you'd only need 1!


228P

Would be a pretty mean prank to put one of those on the car belonging to someone you don't like.


kantowrestler

Interesting


DennisM1976

It should have an ad on the back for an auto glass company.


extrastupidone

how much bullshit can we put on one plate... we need to cover all the magic words