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Individual-Rise2797

Speedwagon Not becouse he IS a waifu becouse he IS rich and i think he will let me borrow dome of his money


Baseballidiot

Bucciarati is the same but italian mommy


WillingnessMost5498

You should never get money from a mafioso tho you'll be in debt for life and either have to join or perish


Free_Gascogne

Bucciarati is different tho. He actively discourages you from being indebted from the Mafia. The same cant be said for his kids. Even Giorno would pick pocket you and he's the nicest one of the group.


WillingnessMost5498

I mean fair enough but I still doubt bucciarati wouldn't make me be in debt if I asked him to lend me money


Hummush95

That shows Part 1 Speedwagon. He was a thug then so likely not the best roommate.


MetroidJunkie

To be fair, even then he has a code of honor. After Jonathan beats him, he gains a ton of respect for him and just decides to help him. Even warning him about Dio's true intentions.


Hummush95

I mean that since he's poor he wouldn't be able to pay rent. There's always a chance that he'll get arrested.


MetroidJunkie

Possibly, though Caesar might be the only one who might be able to. Okuyasu lives with his Father and Bucciarati's ALSO a criminal, part of the Mafia at that.


Throwaway-acc81

Bucciarati works for the Mafia, I think he’s probably paid pretty well


DrByeah

Counter Argument. We see from his change from Part 1 to Part 2 that he is fully capable of getting a job he just didn't have one at the time.


Hummush95

That's true.


illyay

But his abs can turn my frozen arm back to normal. 10/10


Hummush95

True.


Pitiful_Rice_9669

Speedwagon cuz he the best waifu ever


AlexDKZ

That specific Speedwagon in the pic is dirty poor, it has to be said.


hohlnd

Mommy Bruno


Sea-Recording-7090

fax


Malfurionisevil

If I want friend: Okyasu If I want mom: Buccarti If I want waifu: Speedwagon If I want defeat three Aztek Fitness gods: Cesar


MilagroManRequiem

If you’re looking to defeat Aztec fitness gods, I have some bad news about Caesar.


fanty_wingedhorse

Shiiiiizaaaaa


YesIam6969420

I legit cried during that scene bro


fanty_wingedhorse

Me too. All of us


Waffelpokalypse

Ok but did you see the live voice acting during the livestream event when Stone Ocean was announced? Holy shit it gave me chills!


APX_xmokh13

WE ALL CRIED DURING THAT SCENE


MetroidJunkie

Yeah, Caesar's skilled but he was too hot headed. Rushing straight in is what got him killed, he was actually in an advantageous position until that point.


coolpizzacook

There's an argument his technique would have won if he had Kars greet him at the door. Wamuu had the perfect counter that forced Caesar to make a move.


WillingnessMost5498

It's not even an argument wamuu himself says it to himself that Caesar would have greatly damaged his master, Kars, if he had been to receive Caesar first


MetroidJunkie

At the very least, I think Caesar could've forced him into a draw if he didn't chase after him when he started retreating. I know, hindsight's a real bitch, but him casting that shadow on Wamuu is what allowed him to attack, since otherwise he'd have to drop his vapor barrier and get cooked by the sun. Caesar was too quick to rush forward.


WhiteHat125

I laughed too hard from reading this lol


Masterpiece-Haunting

Does Cesar help if you want to defeat the Greek God of Speed’s Avatar or do I have to get Rohan?


magget69

Okuyasu because he's chill as hell


Stevetendo_glitch

Oi roomie! I was trying to get rid of our apartment’s cockroach problem, but I accidentally erased the rent money I was going to pay this month. Isn’t that wacky?!


literallyheretopost

i realized part 4 is just regular show


A_bizarre_account_

Bucciarati


AuthorCornAndBroil

Speedwagon for the dramatic commentary on everyday life.


BigDogDoom

Bro, imagine he sees you open the fridge


Ri_sall

Fuck that im taking all of them and narancia too just cause


BigDogDoom

Then you need Fugo as well, to teach Narancia


Angel_Thorne

Same


BloodyGarden

I can’t imagine Caesar being fun to have as a roommate. He’d probably have so many girls over in rotation and tell you to buzz off or something. Okuyasu would be fun but I’m not sure if he’d be responsible enough to be a roommate. I totally agree with the idea that Speedwagon would probably have a crush on his roommate 😭😭 he’s a sweetie but he’d make it awkward occasionally or send off signals. Bruno is be an easy choice, respectful, kind, and would absolutely pay the bills on time.


sad_pdf

Ayyy, I'm glad you agree with me! People forget how unintentionally creepy Speedwagon can act, like the whole breaking into a hospital after hours just so he can hold Jonathan's hand was weird, but luckily he backed off when Erina was there. Still, my point stands...


SERTIFIED_TRASH

Okay but in all fairness he did want to show Jonathan he wasn't alone after literally watching his life fall apart, Jonathan held his dying father in his last moments, watched his adoptive brother kill dozens of people that night and saw his house burn down and had severe burns and multiple broken bones all while Speedwagon didn't know if he was okay! I don't think it's THAT creepy given the circumstances, he just wanted Jonathan to not be suicidal 😭


sad_pdf

Emphasis on **unintentionally** creepy. While I do mostly agree with you, he still broke into a hospital. In the manga, he climbs over a 12ft high wall with a broken arm and other injuries, (he was also using a cane), after unsuccessfully trying to get into his room during daylight hours where Erina was there tending his wounds. He figured that Erina would be gone by the time that night fell. That was a little weird, regardless of his intentions.


SERTIFIED_TRASH

This scene is only in the manga, and I've read it but idk it never came off as creepy, erina didn't let him in and didn't even tell him Jonathan's condition or anything, while yeah he only knew him for a few days the circumstances don't really strike me as odd, he was concerned for his naive sweet kid who just went through the unthinkable and is probably traumatized and depressed, Speedwagon was the only person alive now that Jonathan knew (Speedwagon didn't know this nurse erina had history with Jonathan yet) and so he broke in at night to check on him, if it was any other break in scene I would probably agree it's creepy but here I just don't see it as creepy but that's me


sad_pdf

I don't think it's the creepiest, but when reading it for the first time, I was a little taken aback by it. The manga for Phantom Blood hits different after you watched the anime and notice all of the scenes that weren't added.


SERTIFIED_TRASH

Honestly it's a crime so much was cut, I feel like the manga is so much better than the anime because it actually shows these little moments like speedwagon breaking in to check on Jonathan and hold his hand, it's not extremely important and even if you think it a little creepy he genuinely had really sweet intentions of just letting Jonathan know he's not alone even if he was unconscious, or when Zeppeli antagonizes Speedwagon or when Jonathan eats his chocolate, there are so many scenes I wish were animated 😞


sad_pdf

Yeah, absolutely! I also like Speedwagon's hair more in the manga. The manga is the reason as to why Phantom Blood is my third favourite JoJo part, (behind Stone Ocean and Steel Ball Run). It's just a short, sweet, awesome tale.


BloodyGarden

Don’t worry I agree lmao! Like he’d definitely be respectful and would absolutely leave it alone if you told him off, but I feel he would make so many situations awkward. Or if you were maybe bringing a partner over he’d ask way too many questions and it’s like…??? I think he’d get attached to you as a friend/comfort as a roommate and then not realize oops I fell in love with them crap 😭


sad_pdf

>I think he’d get attached to you as a friend/comfort as a roommate and then not realize oops I fell in love with them crap 😭 He ABSOLUTELY would do something like that. He would fall in love with his roommate and not realize until much, much later. Honestly, that seems canon, yeah.


BlamingBuddha

You guys fanfic too much 😭


UsurperErenJaeger

He also supports shipping others if it doesn't include him. Like, he was absolutely supportive and not interfering Jonathan x Erina, and let them have their moment.


UsurperErenJaeger

Speedwagon would probably support us if we had a crush on someone else, and will try not to interfere


Shark-bird

Counter point, if you befriend Caesar he will help you to get the bitches


BloodyGarden

Counterpoint you two will have major sexual tension 🤣🤣 I feel that would happen but it’d never get addressed. AND he would probably make a great Italian lunch or dinner whenever he is around.


EEVEELUVR

Okuyasu: I love the guy but there’s no way he’s gonna clean adequately Caesar: is kind of an ass and will probably bring his hookups home Bruno: would be a good roommate but I don’t want to risk being targeted by the mafia Speedwagon: the only actually good option here


belle_fleures

wdym okuyasu not cleaning up, bro have za hando he'll clean up the mess with just a swing of a hand.


the_ultimate_bob

And half the apartment, bro is the worst stand user


msto3

Okuyasu cuz he may be dumb but he's a good guy


Chaoswarriorx4

Bruno


CryFew4830

okuyasu


ThatJuiceBoxx

Bruno's a criminal, Okuyasu's an idiot and Caesars just kinda an asshole. Speedwagon is a waifu and a gentleman


BigDogDoom

I mean, Speedwagon was also a criminal


Human_Number9936

But he was redeemable, and he basically stopped being bad after meeting Jonathan.


SERTIFIED_TRASH

He also was a slum dweller who was in the roughest poorest slum in London so I think it was more out of necessity


lilyttves

Okuyasu hes funny


Laxivity4

Speeeeeedowagoooon


sad_pdf

Bruno seems the most responsible, so I choose him. Speedwagon is the kind of guy who would develop a crush on his roommate, but can unfortunately come off as weird and stalkerish, even though he isn't. Okuyasu is fun, but might accidentally erase shit with The Hand and Caesar is very snobbish.


zero_417

My homie okuyasu


Accomplished-Date942

Okuyasu! All the way


PumpinThePumpkin

Caesar because he seems like he would be respectful of my shit and be quiet outside of the random hookups. Bruh literally walks on his toes. You can't tell me Okuyasu isn't a heel striker.


Violetvox1128

CAESAARRRRRR


CaptainSam7

Caesar for no specific reason (I can fix him) 😅


Certain_Inspector575

Definitely Speedwagon. I want to see his glorious abs😮‍💨


Speedwagon-lover69

My username is everything u need to know what im gonna pick.


hwoarang_xd

Why do I have to pick one? I want them all >:(


Skorio18

OI Josuke


doomzday_96

Italian MILF


maorfre

Speed wagon or bucciarati


New_Selection_4986

My dumbass keeps confusing ceasar and part 1 dio


Akarina_toth

same they look so damn similar its crazy


Giannond

Okuyasu because he reminds me of a close friend I have


Awkward-Aside6777

If it gets him out of his canon home situation then okuyasu, otherwise though I gotta go with bruno


SERTIFIED_TRASH

Realistically: Bruno, he seems clean, responsible, he's soft spoken and quiet, and he seems like a chill and down to earth guy who you could chill with. My honest opinion: Speedwagon, he's my comfort character so I just have to but there's some real reasons too. 1. This is broke speedwagon so no money but he can still get a regular job or idk I won't snitch if he still wants to be a fiend, I got my boy. 2. He can realistically protect me from most things as he can use a gun and is good with melee weapons, just keep a bat and a Glock and I'm safe 3. I'm a big yapper about the things I love so me and Speedwagon could bounce between our hyperfixations all day 4. If it's Ueda/Silverstein Speedwagon it doesn't matter I could listen to either of them all day 5. Speedwagon was mainly emotional support and manual support so he'd be a good vent buddy and do most of the chores probably 6. I want to braid his hair 7. If he does develop a crush I already love him so it's a win win


mealy-mouth

bucciarati. i need a supportive mafia mom to fix my life


moonlightphoto10

It's a really hard pic between Speedwagon and Caesar but I'm leaning more towards Caesar


fanty_wingedhorse

The best Waifu ever Robert E. O. Speedwagon of course.


MonkeyGirl18

Speedwagon


Dbz_fan76

Waifu Speedwagon


NotDawko3

Okuyasu would just be a great friend.


BrightCoreisgood

Speedwagon, we would rule the streets of England


VexiraLudwig

Obviously Mommy Speedwagon.


neBular_cipHer

Okuyasu is the chillest but he’d forget to do the dishes


bloodbabyrabies

He wouldn’t forget to do them, he would use The Hand on the and you’d lose all of your dishes. Plus side though you wouldn’t have to take out your garbage.


ringboidumb

Speedwagon, he would pay rent or mortgage, and I think he'd enjoy dnd.


Wonareb

ok listen I love okuyasu but he is bad as a roommate but good as a neighbor caesar is good but... not a good friend ig (to me at least) now speedwagon or bruno prolly speedwagon cuz he will get rich soon


ringboidumb

I think okayasu would break our blender somehow, and also is the most likely to randomly buy an ant farm and leave it open. Speedwagon would pay the rent or mortgage, and would enjoy playing DND. For some reason I remember nothing about Caesar, I just remember crying when he died and him being a good person. Bucciarati is part of the Mafia and I don't want to be involved with that. Final decision is Speedwagon > Caesar > Okayasu > Bucciarati


I_Live_In_Your_WaII

id choose Cæsar, because he can teach me how to git gud with girls, and hamon


Crokobos

ceasar might seem annoying but if you keep up with his pace: he probably cleans up after himself very well


006CJ

This is a tough question, godammn. Fuck it, I'll share room with all 4


Ghost_kingNico

Bruno but I would hang out with Caesar to pull


bloodbabyrabies

Bruno. So we can share a bed 😘


FirmNeighborhood9694

BUCCIARATI BECAUSE HE IS SO RESPONSIBLE AND I LOVE HIM SO MUUUUUUCH


Key-Significance3056

Bruno ehehe


TheCorbeauxKing

Shiza for... um... reasons


Mallard_Plays

Speedwagon and it's not even close


no_one_special_98

Bucciarati mom! Mother.


funkeymunkys

Speedwagon 1 he is a gentleman he probably would do just as much if not more work than I would do to take care of the house


aquanectar1

Speedwagon as a roommate would inevitably devolve into a sugar daddy situation, and I’m here for it.


DoomSlayer4307

SPEEEEEEEEEEDWAAAGON!!!!!!!!!


Cute-Apartment-1536

1. Okuyasu will drag me into some shit 2. Caesar will tell me how miserable I am for not being able to make soap bubbles 3. Speedwagon will describe every action I make 4. Idk about Bucciarati. I didn’t watch part 5


KingBreadx

Okuyasu is too dumb, he would ruin my life. Speedwagon wouldn't like me because I'm not a gentleman. Caesar is Caeser, he also wouldn't like me. Bucciarati would accept me, even do chores around the house. Bucciarati is the obvious answer.


czkhawarizmisaidso

Bucca or speedowaifu🎀


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

Love Speedwagon. All my homies want Speedwagon.


ssjdragoon95

Caesar he's lit af and can teach me Hamon! xD


useful_potato_

I want a roommate as stupid as me. In short, okuyasu nijimura


Theboywithsauce123

Caesar would teach me hamon, ez pick


ilostmyIDtoday

I’ll actually go with Buccia on this one. Bro gotta be crazy chill when he got nothing to do


Akarina_toth

bruno so i can finally feel a mom's love :D


MayOctiva

I think Bucciarati would be the best to room with tbh


ProfessionalStorm626

Definitely Speedwagon


Basically-Boring

Are you seriously putting best girl here and expecting us to pick anyone else?


Trash28123

Speedwagon and Buccelati manage to be both the best and worst picks. Both would definitely look after you but they also both have lots of evil ties.


Dscj666

Speedwagon


CivilianEngieGaming

Okuyasu I am as stupid as okuyasu so fuck around and find out i guess


Liminalspacemushroom

Hands down: Speedwagon. I love him so much.


Debbie_girlie

Speedwagon, he’s a gentleman and he’s rich 🫦


Temporal_Somnium

Bruno because he’s got my back


FordRockefeller

Caesar


Snowy_Lycantusk

Momma Bucci


NoabPK

Speedwagon is a good roommate but okuyasu is a true bro


Novoiird

All four of these guys would make pretty solid roommates, I think Speedwagon takes the cake on this one. He’s chill enough to leave you alone, fun enough to hang with and, most importantly, he’s definitely responsible enough to take care of shit and pick up after himself.


OrangeHairedTwink

Okuyasu, Speedwagon and Bruno are all great options


maskav_my_oc

Probably speedwagon even if it's the part 1 him


99anan99

Okuyasu


Masterpiece-Haunting

I’d go for Speedwagon but I’m not sure if he’s into me. So I’d go for Bruno.


96pluto

buccirati


scarletwarlock223

Speedwagon


emperorjarvistheXIII

Okuyasu 


Mental-Increase-5473

Zipper man!


_M_P_5_

Me n Okuyasu be taking the whole building down


My_Special_Hell

I guess Bruno, I'm not into men but he's the closest one to being fuckable.


TarzanTheNoLife

Speedwagon


No_ones_Knight

Okuyasu literally said “Oi, Josuke! I’m your new friend, ain’t that wacky?”


Tonio_Ragvindr

Okuyasu because he is goofy just like me!


NoriXa

Our Waifu speedwagon also hes rich and prob can provide some good money.


Kamen_master1988

Okuyasu’s an idiot but he feels like a cool dude.


MrHikari13

It’s a tie between Speedwagon and Bucciarati. Also can we talk about how the one who looks the most like a thug is the only one who isn’t or wasn’t one at some point?


-nonfunctional

Speedwagon is the best waifu and might give me some money


GokiPotato

Speedwagon, not even thinking about the other options for a second although Okuyasu would be a great roommate too


RaspyHornet

Speedwagon is probably the least likely person to cause any problems for you or harass you off rip.


Dr_Gargoyle

Okuyasu


Random_Theatre_Kid

Speedwagon or Okuyasu. Speedwagon is LOADED so I’d be living large. And Okuyasu is just a funny guy


ShadowRaven35

I would take either Bucciarati or Speedwagon because I would be able to get along with them the most out of the four, but I think Okuyasu would be the most entertaining as a roommate.


Own_Tackle514

whichever is the freakiest ngl


Terrible_Change_3502

Bucciarati because I love that man with a passion and he’s so caring and just knows what he’s doin plus he is a badass


TriGuro

Speedwagon.


WrongFun8521

Speedwagon Not only does he speak english the most fluently out of these 4, he’s also just a very good friend. Also he’s super rich which would mean we could eat out a lot and not have to cook stuff.


Ataggg

G Y R O


EditorAndCoderFYI

Speed wagon; okayasu is just immature


ShalnarkRyuseih

Speedwagon 100%


Riddlemethis2324

I feel Bruno would be a "Mom" roommate. He'd keep his area clean and organized, he divvy up the chores, and I headcanon he's a good cook, so he usually handles the groceries and meal prep. Also, he'd be the worrywart, asking you if you're doing alright, if you're eating enough, stuff like that. Just all around a good dude to share space with.


SQUEEDGYBOT

Bucciarati is my favourite jjba character, but i think me and okayasu can relate more


How_Did_WeGet_Here

Speedwagon. Need I to elaborate?


InverseAtmosphere

Bruno. He is the most mature person AND he appreciates older music + can direct me to the place where he gets those sick suits


NovaCoon

OKUYASU! The dude is amazing... He's dumb as hell but he knows it and he's not taking it personally! At least I will have someone to be Stoopid with and we will probably prank each other all day long and try dumb and dangerous things, regret them, forget about them and doing something else even dumber. Idc he's ugly, he's broke, and he probably can't cook but I'm the same. This is the kind of guy you can count on 1000000% He'll have your back no matter what! It would be SO FUN if I could live with him tbh...


CYBORG3005

all four of these guys are great, but bucciarati would probably attract some shady business, so not him unfortunately. my pick is between okuyasu and speedwagon


lifeislong102

Speed wagon ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


Cold-Debt-416

I would just spin bottle to choose speedwagon or bruno because both are extrimely good guys


CrazyCat008

None, after all that time I finally live alone with my stuffs. XD


spottedmusic

Speed wagon


APX_xmokh13

Speedwagon. If there’s intruders, he’ll throw his hat and nearly kill them with a shanky hat. He’s rich, so he hopefully won’t let me get spoiled but will still allow me to borrow it if need be, he’ll pay his half of the rent every month, he has good connections with Wang Chan in case I get sick, he has good connections with Wang Chan in case I get enemies. Plus, he’s good looking. I’m tryna make a waifu joke but if you live with someone, you’d wanna live with someone who doesn’t make you wanna slam their head into a wall when you see them


Agitated-Home-7130

Bucciarati


TripNipAlex1

Okyasu. This is broke speedwagon. Bruno is too much of a mom and would hover. Caesar is too pretentious


Cerealiscoldsoup

Speed wagon is forever


fuckallpenguins

bruno


humannumber217354385

Either speedwagon or okuyasu I would trust both with my life speedwagon would be a great roommate okuyasu would be fun


Beanomanhalo2

Okayasu seems chill af. He’s an asshat but a cool one. Also his stand is a cute party trick. If not him then Speedwagon since he’s awesome


justthereforthep0rn

Caesar 😍


OtakuGirl6669

daddy caesar or mommy speedwagon :3


Art-Ficial

Okuyasu would probably easily be my friend, but Bucciarati is wise and would teach me life lessons probably, so UhhhHHhH... I guess Bucciarati? If I had a stand, and enough crime knowledge I could stop a lot of crimes from happening being like a friendly neighborhood stand user lol (real)


not_GovernmentDrone

Okuyasu, he may be dumb but he's super chill, plus he's learning to be responsible.


HarlodsGazebo

One? In this economy? All of them. 


lingseh

Speedwagonnnn


WellHiIGues

Buccarati he’d take care of me when I couldn’t


Opposite-Item-7295

Speedwagon


Karma_XR

okuyasu so he can make my homework disappear


BIKLOGAN123

Its that do Speeeeedwagoon


luna_creciente

Only one of these is alive so... 😭


caramelchimera

Bucciarati all the way please adopt me


RashPatch

Okuyasu or Bruno. One is an funny idiot who's always got your back, one is an adult who's always out there watching you from the sidelines.


Top_Statistician1518

I have severe parental issues, I need mommy bruno to save me 🥺 Honestly though he is kind, respectful, and would definitely pay rent on time. Would probably be great with splitting off chores too, and will definitely tske care of me where I lack 😭


ilovealis

Bruno for sure


minty_fresh673

Speedwagon no comment


Rockietsucks

Bruno🤑