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That's how I felt in 2016 when I started paying attention to politics again and feeling like maybe I should vote. And here we are, is it really 8 years later? What a ride. And it keeps going.
People get brain worms with no real issue to their mental faculties all the time. My MMA trainer had one for a little bit and he’s still kicking the shit out of me while making quips.
I'm ripped and I can tell you, this is the exact heat that flowed out of old men before they put their dukes up. But were to slow to ever get close enough to make contact.
ah yes cuz far right Hungary, Russia and North Korea are sitting on their high horse rn.
Or we embarrasing to the brexit fools? Maybe the nuclear energy killing Germans or Italys recent BRAWL in parliament.
We all got issues bud, get off your high horse.
I’ve been watching for 5 minutes. THIS is what we’ve come to?!? Biden sounds like he’s about to fall over and Trump is just wordsing. We needed two new candidates, but the federal government is so out of touch with its electorate that they don’t even realize it.
I’m thinking of grabbing a bottle of rum and taking a shot every time the moderator says “just to remind you the topic is…” but I worried if I do I won’t make it to the end.
I was sober in the first half, during that commercial break, I hit the penjamin.
It really felt like both candidates were failing to be honest about the state of America. I guess, I now understand this quote written by Charles Dickens (A Tale of two Cities" in 1859:
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way—in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only."
i was so gone i pretended i was the person on set controlling the video and zooming into their silly faces and freezing the frame for a few moments then letting it jump to the “ope i didn’t mask that expression” face
I’m sick with Covid and edibles been making it tolerable. I walked through the living room several times while my husband was watching it and I swear Trump was saying the same thing he was saying the last time I walked through
I didn't even bother. It's all a clown-show. Our votes don't matter, they never have... the script wrighters just don't even need to pretend like they do anymore. That's why there giving us this ... ... ... magnificent offering of choices for our next great leader/s.
Or maybe it's a ploy to make us jump at the next shiny thing we see after this shitshow of decrepit cringeness. They'll give us someone to good to be true. And that's when the end will really come.
Or idk, maybe I'm just to high... but c'mon man, nothing about how this country is being run is for the benefit of the People. Sure, there's some shiny pandering to some cause or other... But the ominous "They" are working hard to divide us, frighten us and make us numb.
My only solace is that we survived four years without either one hitting the button. Crossing my fingers for at least another four. Maybe by then we'll have a candidate that didn't qualify for social security during the Regan administration.
Watching politics high is like watching Mr. Roger's high. It seems like a good idea. On paper, it should work.
But it doesn't.
Both are depressing at a very deep place.
I love the joke that South Park tells when they're picking a new mascot. It's fits the situation very well.
"No matter what way you look at it, it will always come down to a giant douche and a turd sandwich."
She would be. She runs her organization better than either has run their administrations, she's richer than both of them either individually or jointly, and she's less of an Asshole.
I mean if you don’t vote in the swing states Project 2025 will be our future. Or, they put Trump in jail federal probation, you can’t vote until you’ve completed paying back your debts to society, ever be on a jury and you lose lots of other rights.
I’m going to be adding my name in for prez. This shit is so scary and pathetic that I fear for our future. Interesting that only a grifter and a long termer govt employee were the only 2 on stage….WTAF
I didn’t watch it so I’m relying on all of you to make memes of it.. whoever is president tho needs to fix the roads in MO so they don’t flood after a 10minute downpour
Sober was the wrong choice for me! Maybe if I was high I could've understood wtf was being said. I even tried turning the sound off thinking I could read their hand signals but nope! All I could think is if this is all that the rest of the world has to judge our country by God help us all!! For the first time in my life I can honestly say I'm ashamed to be an American! I'm sure I'm not the only one..
The only way to avoid a fascist era in this country is for Bill Clinton and Barack Obama to make a trip together to Washington or Camp David, sit down with Biden president-to-president and tell him the time has come to step down.
I feel for my American dudes on this thread. UK politics are really fucking bad right now but you've got a senile old man and a batman villain to choose from
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This is a fucking shitshow nightmare. It's like a train wreck and I can't stop watching
That's how I felt in 2016 when I started paying attention to politics again and feeling like maybe I should vote. And here we are, is it really 8 years later? What a ride. And it keeps going.
It makes me feel like a failure that this is what's happening in my country.
you are not the epitome of your country. i know it sucks, but you’re not a failure just because you’ve been given two shit options. 🧡
Like can we just make that groundhog be president? The one that predicts the weather? Puxatawny Pat. He's a real one, he'd run shit good.
I think he died this year
These truly are dark times.
Dammit we can't have anything nice
Fuck it, i’ll take a racoon at this point
RIP Lil PP
Title of your sex tape...
Sounds like some 2024 shit.
Still the best option.
Nope. Still alive. He and his groundhog wife Phyllis had at least two baby groundhogs. It made the news here.
I believe his name is Phil. But I do agree he'd prolly do a better job than these two.
My dog is often told he’d be the best candidate. And he’s an asshole with a destruction problem. He still communicates better than those two geezers
Do you mean Punxsutawney Phil?
It’s Punxatawney Phil.
I think I’m gonna have to get more baked…I’m gonna have to bust out the hard stuff.
I brought out the heavy shit about an hour ago
Considering the other choices, give me your name for a write in.
Gwyneth Paltrow, also please go buy my vagina eggs or whatever im selling on Goop nowadays.
*vagina eggs* 😂😂
I wish you well
Maynard
I really think the auto union guy, Shawn Fain, should run. Admittedly, I don’t know his politics well, but I think he has appeal for both sides.
Taylor Swift...obviously
RFK Jr
Yeah, the one that brags about his brain worm. Sad that he’s the best choice, but no.
People get brain worms with no real issue to their mental faculties all the time. My MMA trainer had one for a little bit and he’s still kicking the shit out of me while making quips.
I watched like 5 minutes. Pathetic on both sides - can’t believe these are our leaders lmao
Time to age cap?
Halle-goddamn-lujah
Time for revolution ...
I ended up just going to bed. I figured reddit would come through with all the cringey highlights. It's only 5am here and I'm already caught up lol
I'm not sure it's going to work any better, but I feel like watching two stoners debate while high would be more entertaining.
A hell of a lot less anxiety inducing
I'm ripped and I can tell you, this is the exact heat that flowed out of old men before they put their dukes up. But were to slow to ever get close enough to make contact. 
Rather watch this gif than a verbal debate
Is this real life right now? What the absolute fuck
 Same 🤦♀️
yall look embarassing to other countries with this one
Maybe they can have an ass diaper pillow fight after the debate.
We feel embarrassed, trust me. Many of us are looking for other countries. Personally, I'd love somewhere that had vikings in the past
ah yes cuz far right Hungary, Russia and North Korea are sitting on their high horse rn. Or we embarrasing to the brexit fools? Maybe the nuclear energy killing Germans or Italys recent BRAWL in parliament. We all got issues bud, get off your high horse.
embarassment isnt being expressed here as a hierarchial concept and its not that deep
I keep thinking of Bill Paxton "we're screwed! We're screwed!" from ALIENS
“Game over, man! Game over!!”
😂😂😂😂. ”WE’RE ALLL SCREWED.” Bill-PIR
I hope Thanos snaps his fingers soon.
Thanos was absolutely right and too many people can’t accept that 🤌
Well Joe on the edibles now so if they can trot him out there I'm sure you'll be fine homie💀
Me too, but I’m pretty much high every night
I’ve been watching for 5 minutes. THIS is what we’ve come to?!? Biden sounds like he’s about to fall over and Trump is just wordsing. We needed two new candidates, but the federal government is so out of touch with its electorate that they don’t even realize it.
The way this country is going, I guarantee you could be president.
I had to leave 30 secs in. Too painful, too depressing.
I made it about a minute. I almost cried. I have that lump in my throat. Absolutely terrifying.
I wish I was high for this debate. Actually, I just wish I was high, even if I wasn’t watching the debate.
This reminds me of when I got high watching one of the debates in 2016 and I took notes. That was how I learned I am not good at typing while high.
I thought about it tonight but then I opted for listening to Zen Buddhist meditations instead.
This was a wise choice, friend! 💞
I’m thinking of grabbing a bottle of rum and taking a shot every time the moderator says “just to remind you the topic is…” but I worried if I do I won’t make it to the end.
I was sober in the first half, during that commercial break, I hit the penjamin. It really felt like both candidates were failing to be honest about the state of America. I guess, I now understand this quote written by Charles Dickens (A Tale of two Cities" in 1859: "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way—in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only."
i was so gone i pretended i was the person on set controlling the video and zooming into their silly faces and freezing the frame for a few moments then letting it jump to the “ope i didn’t mask that expression” face
That's awesome, I shall us this visualization when needed!
I made the same mistake and was fighting back tears. Not fun!
I am with you!!
I did that during the state of the union and got maddeningly paranoid.
I’m not high enough for this.
I’m sick with Covid and edibles been making it tolerable. I walked through the living room several times while my husband was watching it and I swear Trump was saying the same thing he was saying the last time I walked through
I watched 2 minutes and bailed for my own sanity
I didn't even bother. It's all a clown-show. Our votes don't matter, they never have... the script wrighters just don't even need to pretend like they do anymore. That's why there giving us this ... ... ... magnificent offering of choices for our next great leader/s. Or maybe it's a ploy to make us jump at the next shiny thing we see after this shitshow of decrepit cringeness. They'll give us someone to good to be true. And that's when the end will really come. Or idk, maybe I'm just to high... but c'mon man, nothing about how this country is being run is for the benefit of the People. Sure, there's some shiny pandering to some cause or other... But the ominous "They" are working hard to divide us, frighten us and make us numb.
Numb, dumb, with a thumb up our bum lol
Has anything funny happened
Can I sell all my belongings and move to another country?
Civil war movie is closer than ever ong
My only solace is that we survived four years without either one hitting the button. Crossing my fingers for at least another four. Maybe by then we'll have a candidate that didn't qualify for social security during the Regan administration.
Watching politics high is like watching Mr. Roger's high. It seems like a good idea. On paper, it should work. But it doesn't. Both are depressing at a very deep place.
I love the joke that South Park tells when they're picking a new mascot. It's fits the situation very well. "No matter what way you look at it, it will always come down to a giant douche and a turd sandwich."
Makes me glad I was at work and didn’t see it. I’ve been depressed since reading the comments on reddit how bad it was. We are screwed.
We did too. Turned it off after 20 mins to watch love island instead
Same. But this episode was so messy I don't know which is worse 😂. These mfers are giving me serious Jersey Shore vibes.
I felt like I was in an episode of Black Mirror especially when Trump said, "I didn't have sex with a pornstar".
I suggest that everybody just write in Taylor Swift.
Whats sad is she would be the better option
She would be. She runs her organization better than either has run their administrations, she's richer than both of them either individually or jointly, and she's less of an Asshole.
Us too! 🤪🤪
ME TOO
Biden sounds like he’s 500 years old. My man graham crackers before the debate.
Omg me toooo. Still high.
This is the worst. I’m in edibles and hating the experience. My anxiety is through the roof
we are in trouble
crazy how this topic is being blocked on most places in reddit rn
canada and the us are going down the shitter, i could run both at the same time better than either do seperately and im a fucking moron
There are so many problems with our government and the human race. It's like trying to figure out a Rubik's Cube with pieces missing.
With the current options, I’d vote for you.
they say ignorance is bliss for a reason
waste of a high imo
I mean if you don’t vote in the swing states Project 2025 will be our future. Or, they put Trump in jail federal probation, you can’t vote until you’ve completed paying back your debts to society, ever be on a jury and you lose lots of other rights.
It was entertaining high!! Like i was laughing my ass off from just how akward it is
So I'm guessing it's about USA. Is there some new angle or is it still old demented slug vs russia loving no good hair dumbass?
At least you were able to get high
That's because you didn't watch therealdebate.com 💜
I’m going to be adding my name in for prez. This shit is so scary and pathetic that I fear for our future. Interesting that only a grifter and a long termer govt employee were the only 2 on stage….WTAF
lol someone on r/shrooms decided to watch it while tripping. I cannot imagine the horror.
I didn’t watch it so I’m relying on all of you to make memes of it.. whoever is president tho needs to fix the roads in MO so they don’t flood after a 10minute downpour
Sober was the wrong choice for me! Maybe if I was high I could've understood wtf was being said. I even tried turning the sound off thinking I could read their hand signals but nope! All I could think is if this is all that the rest of the world has to judge our country by God help us all!! For the first time in my life I can honestly say I'm ashamed to be an American! I'm sure I'm not the only one..
I couldn’t imagine watching it not-high
Yeah, so basically it was an absolute nightmare.
Do you like bummers? Why would you do that? You ruined a good high.
The only way to avoid a fascist era in this country is for Bill Clinton and Barack Obama to make a trip together to Washington or Camp David, sit down with Biden president-to-president and tell him the time has come to step down.
I actually loved the debate. I have not had a good laugh in a while
I feel for my American dudes on this thread. UK politics are really fucking bad right now but you've got a senile old man and a batman villain to choose from
I watched the Kennedy version and he mopped the fucking floor with those guys. KENNEDY 2024!
#kennedy24 Listen to the man’s words, not the smear headlines. https://youtu.be/qIf8atKfXNw