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MartianXAshATwelve

[This is a crazy conspiracy that America killed the Kandahar giant in Afghanistan. In 2002, U.S. Special Ops was said to have killed the Kandahar Giant, a 13-foot-tall beast with flaming red hair, six fingers on each hand, and two sets of teeth.](https://www.howandwhys.com/kandahar-giant/)


McDabby_Dabberson

Could have been a white too


GoblinCosmic

White shark for sure. You can see the sawing bite pattern.


MisturBaiter

there's always a bigger fish ✨


Methos43

A metaphor for life


White_Buffalos

Unless it was done by a Killer Whale. They aren't fish.


the-invisible-man-1

Dis is nutsen!


Unlikelyperv

Clearly a tiger sharks bite. Even says it in the article


Rich-Equivalent-1875

Is that shark going to be ok?


FancyMyChurchPants

Oh he’s fine he’s just sleeping.


Key-Astronaut1806

Resting his eyes


ManyThingsLittleTime

So it can listen better.


PigMeatJim

Listening intently


isaackirkland

Yeah, all that body will just grow back. Like Deadpool kinda because sharks don't have bones.


Unique_Watch2603

![gif](giphy|Tim0q7zolF3fa)


lord_hyumungus

Asking the real questions


LittleBunnySunny

*Basking the *reel questions.


the_poop_expert

Yes


dub26

It just needs some beauty rest and it'll be fine doing shark things again.


[deleted]

Once he’s able to wrap his head around the situation he’ll be alright


Adorable-Strength218

Thank you. I burst out laughing at this.


Stroykovic

Surely he will swim it off


PARANOlD_Lunatic

Nah shark wasn't that big look how far he is away from it, you can't even see his legs.


Ontoshocktrooper

I don’t care about any of this in the slightest but he is sitting on the rail.


Peria

Also sharks don’t have legs.


Bokenobi

Unless this was the first?


Peria

https://preview.redd.it/x2op5gd07oyc1.jpeg?width=182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37fddd03587194eb4b0ca292d3e6e0c2fec84bd8 So close to being a reality.


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

Totally jawesome!


FuckTheMods5

I got the red shark finger puppet in a taco bell kids meal forever ago. I loved it lol


horns4lyfe22

There’s always one…


BertNankBlornk

Mersharks do and they are found in those waters


StatusKoi

# "Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes"


UnspokenPotter

👁️. .👁️


Active_Cheesecake520

A shark like this ? He swallow you whole...


Bokenobi

![gif](giphy|DpLvwggGGyyBO)


cracker1743

Gonna need a bigger boat.


hyperspacial

"What are you doing? Are you doing the speech from Jaws?"


Next-Foundation3019

Are you doing Jaws? We don’t have time for this shit.


me_z

Whelp gotta watch that scene now. Legit a perfect movie.


beerbrah

https://youtu.be/uzr5-kn9mW4


Adventurous_Mail5210

https://youtu.be/l3QEXLxvh7o?si=ZJZK60CnOv7L0ZTo


UpstairsNo9655

He's doing the uses jaws thing.


KiNG-OTEP

“Are you doing Jaws?”


GenericScottishGuy41

A bigger fish, there is always a bigger fish.


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Krauszt

Bitch got chompaz


Tommysrx

https://preview.redd.it/4pq2jm285oyc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c7c63e943bfc803ea8d93aed622d04136854eea


DJdoggyBelly

Custom sized Go Pro too. Shame.


treetop_triceratop

I came here to ask if ma was a Telletubby... but I realize now that it was simply a GoPro


Free_Ad93951

Lake Mom.


DrBrisha

Gawd I just cackled and sent this to my top 5 laughing crying.


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Arrowheadman15

https://preview.redd.it/gt1pqf1ixnyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=625d8603f577d7b2060b4ba65e6571a1484ba123


LegalSelf5

![gif](giphy|RkkLaPaucHr3O)


dafyddtomas

Gotem


Nal1999

![gif](giphy|3ohhwlN2fU4oFDgkk8|downsized)


whitecorn

Got em


Gruppet

![gif](giphy|ftqLysT45BJMagKFuk)


everydayasl

![gif](giphy|WmPDXKu8KM6xa)


ItsMoreOfAComment

IS ANYONE HERE A MARINE BIOLOGIST!?


Appropriate-Hall-488

The sea was angry that day my friend


Bokenobi

![gif](giphy|Q0kedzrw2oUTK)


fleshyspacesuit

![gif](giphy|80mXWlPqTSU1y)


Educational-Ad-3273

I’m a doctor, Jim! Not a goddamn marine biologist!


Taco-Kai

Orcas don't do this type of bite. Makes me think it was sliced by a propeller


Windsor_Salt

So you're saying it was a boating accident


CitronFit9214

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


CatnipBurgers

orca whales and other bigger sharks. no mystery here


waywardgato

There’s still a mystery to me. How the heck did that line survive while that thing was getting eaten alive?? It would at least need to be alive in order to get hooked. Can anyone with fishing experience enlighten me on how that would have felt on the boat? There’s no way it was a clean chomp without any violent thrashing, that must have been felt from the boat too right?


HelpfulSeaMammal

I know I'm a half day late, but the fisherman was likely using some obscenely high rated line like 300+ pounds-force and that alone likely was not enough for a shark this size. This is probably where the mystery comes in, and this is where the rod and drag system cone into play. Line strength is only part of the equation. Rod size, drag rating of the rod, and the slack/tension from trawling are the other variables. Skilled fishers know the right combination of line, rod size and settings, how much slack to let out, and trawl speed to balance out the force of the size of fish they're aiming for. Fisherman may have felt little to no pull when the catch was being eaten if it was at a point where the line wasn't taught -- if there was a lot of slack out to let the fish tire itself out they likely would not have felt a big ass Orca or Great White steal their catch.


tracemyfacewithit

I just watched a video of a 18ft great white female and I don't think it would even be large enough to produce this bite.


romansamurai

But Orca males can grow to almost double that though.


Any_Month_1958

I’ve caught a mako before,they don’t grow this big. It’s an illusion …..this picture is quite deceiving. Dude is not as close to it as it appears. He could do the same picture with a shrimp and make it appear 10ft long. But I agree either orca or more than likely a white.


VoiceTraditional422

Makos get pretty damn big. On record for Atlantic was 1300 pounds. They regularly hit 2-300 pounds and ten feet in length.


AToastedRavioli

Nice catch I totally didn’t notice that before. The shark is close enough to the photographer that its fin doesn’t fit into frame, and yet that kid is far enough back from the shark that his legs aren’t right beneath it. That shark is for sure smaller than its appearing to be


anonssr

This is shrimper for blue whales


fasting4me

Fun fact orcas are actually dolphins ![gif](giphy|E1O9IdQiFybkY)


Armed_Muppet

Dolphins are actually whales


DanielBG

It was most likely a The Meg.


full_bl33d

Shut up Meg ![gif](giphy|Y1JUwqDqyyHY6pDjtE|downsized)


Trick421

I'm just here to upvote everyone that posts "We're gonna need a bigger boat" or "there's always a bigger fish".


lillith_reign

”*You’re going to need a bigger boat.”


Trick421

I'll upvote these posts too!


DryPilot2030

Maybe the Dingo ate ur Mako


29again

I have LOST my fiance!!


tpneocow

Poor thing!


[deleted]

Did he survive?


FuqCunts

No. He just stood there staring at it until he died.


Dendro_junkie

Swam away fine.


HighlyAutomated

Orcas are the apex predators in our oceans.


Agitated_Pineapple85

Maybe sperm whales too?


Nova-XVIII

![gif](giphy|WmPDXKu8KM6xa)


Piter_Piterskyyy

There's always a bigger fish


FlyingOverTrout

A day late


jimmmydickgun

A dollar short


smell_my_fort

Ex wife


Krauszt

I know this man's ex wife. Biblically. And I concur.


AdAdventurous5641

It was eaten by a group of predators or one able to attack multiple times drawn to the actions of a fish/prey in distress caused by the initial hook setting. Obviously multiple bite marks, thing looks like a half eaten sandwich.


wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

Larger sharks and killer whales


Robbbylight

Orca


RevolutionaryTrust98

![gif](giphy|2prj764nSEON48uZny|downsized)


knolij

![gif](giphy|oagcrAZu2IvV0ijkiX|downsized)


Kak0r0t

![gif](giphy|3owzVTMZUdG3B31KFi)


joakley89

Don’t Orcas only care about the liver and usually leave the rest of the carcass? There are some smaller wounds around the gills, could be from the hooks of a giant squid’s tentacles? Otherwise those are some suspiciously clean cuts.


Tralkki

![gif](giphy|3owzVTMZUdG3B31KFi)


Berinoid

Most likely a Megalodon. There is literally no other explanation.


Krauszt

That really is all I can think of...I'm a trained marine biologist with 4 doctorates and I also have a plaque on my well that says "Participant" on it from the Great Sack Race of '02, so when I say that the only logical explanation can be an extinct shark of Biblical proportions swam up and took a bite out of that shark, I mean it. All other ideas can be put to rest. Giant. Shark. That's it.


Numinae

>**I also have a plaque on my well that saus "Participant" on it from the Great Sack Race of '02**, so when I say that the only logical explanation can be an extinct shark of Biblical proportions swam up and took a bite out of that shark, I mean it. Wow, an argument from authority that's actually impressive! XD Probably your most valuable diploma....


Righteous_Leftie206

You’re precious. Please don’t ever get off Reddit.


Alteredego619

There’s always a bigger fish


zenviking83

![gif](giphy|YvinVRW8pNIBuhcDxq|downsized)


notDrewM1A

Agreed that this pic is intended to deceive. What is the tail in the water behind the dude?


pc_principal_88

It's a bird flying behind him.... Looks like a tail at first glance tho...


Logical_Hospital2769

This was no boating accident!!


jay-zd

Megalodon!


NUMBerONEisFIRST

I'm no marine biologist, but I'd guess a bigger shark.


NoiseIsTheCure

ALASKAN BULL WORM


Jesspat898

Throw that back in the water with a bigger hook. Catch it and find out.


MothParasiteIV

White shark or Orca. Perhaps a giant squid even. A Meg would have left nothing. Plus they don't exists anymore... Maybe.


Kut4ru

Starks also die and become food for others. Edit: German Autocorrect Autobahn.


esmagik

no, I can’t lose another Stark.


under-pantz

Is that Ned Shark?


KamikazeFox_

No, it's Tony Stark


PerroNino

Iron Manta


BigBoss1971

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


Enelro

Papa Mako shark


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Q0kedzrw2oUTK)


Gold-Buy-2669

![gif](giphy|jfrpOhemvE4Qkxfo8A)


Casehead

looks like a shark inside a shark


Akira75

Another shark


UniPublicFriend23

Giant squid


nozdog3000

Show me the way to go home


WillieIngus

French revolution. Thrown to sea.


Adventurous-Sky9359

Why are you standing so close to the water . Fuck me man.


Es_CaLate

Lots of small fish maybe


pinhead-designer

My mother in law.


G_Escobar90

Another bigger shark .


StevenBeercockArt

My mate Geoff.


linkerjpatrick

Newman


Business-Ear-5255

You’re going to need a bigger boat! Just try to get on its good side! ![gif](giphy|MlkQkxPGde05TO7sKa)


OptimalAdeptness0

Megalodon, period!


Exploreradzman

Orca


RutabagaMany8133

Killer whale


tjoe4321510

Idk but fuck the ocean. I can't believe that I used to get in that shit


zig_zagDust95

"There's always a bigger fish." -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott ![gif](giphy|3owzVTMZUdG3B31KFi)


BarbarianMushroom

Orcas


imanoobee

Orcas


Rude-Ocelot9731

Killer Whale or Great White


KungFlu81

Another mako 🦈 shark


Astro_Man133

Orca probably


GuntherGoogenheimer

Holy shit. This is why I refuse to go too far out in any large body of water lol idc if its lake Michigan, there's sharks out there haha


FredHeadXXXX

Orca


gooutside4once

Another MUCH BIGGER WHITE.


Stroykovic

Megalodon! You found it! GJ!


SensingWorms

Orca


tracemyfacewithit

I just looked up Orca bite patterns and it's simply not a match for this bite.


moldyshrimp

There’s always a bigger fish


tracemyfacewithit

I'm going to vote for a sperm whale if it's not something unidentified...


DawgSquatch69

![gif](giphy|57x4ApyRzkI1y)


Alive_Nobody_Home

My brothers EX wife does that to everything she meets. 🤣


OdoriferousGasBag

The only correct answer is reptilian shapeshifting lizard people that live under the Denver Airport.


romantic_gestalt

I think you're going to need a bigger boat.


No-Interaction-3559

Orca


PathWinter

![gif](giphy|3owzVTMZUdG3B31KFi)


dcw9031

Came here for this


999oneaboveall

A giant penguin


Krauszt

A Lovecraftian Cthulhu Penguin?


Robbbylight

![gif](giphy|Wz7gk4e2Pxcmk) Did the penguin tell you to do it?


Konstant_kurage

There is a forced perspective going on in this photo that makes the shark look way bigger than it is.


willardTheMighty

Orca


Pizza-The-Slut

![gif](giphy|57x4ApyRzkI1y)


Naturist02

Leviathan. You need a bigger boat 😉


Steelm7

Orcas are worse


Alita_Duqi

There’s always a bigger fish.


Moveyourbloominass

The Megalodon.


AnnaBammaLamma

Was it vaccinated?


999oneaboveall

Bacteria🙈


ObiWan-Cannabis

Orcinus orca may have something to say...


chef39

There’s always a bigger fish


gormenghast99

Most likely a Kraken.


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RandomSpaceCruzer

Looks like a sperm whale got it.


andrestheman

He's a hungry Twink.


Neon-Vaporwave-80

Godzilla


RedLight1981

This photo looks insanely fake lol


mrpotatonutz

He said “whilst”


dexecho

Orca


mrmykeonthemic

Killer whale.


Strong-Amphibian-143

This is barely a snack for large great white or an orca


Difficult1975

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck


Grisepik

Could just be 20 similar sized sharks.


Lunch-Apart

![gif](giphy|xT3i0QiU51IaI1QrFS)