More like how is the cake smaller than the pan...that must be a dense cake if it didn't even leak slightly to the open side. Maybe it's just to serve it. Or, maybe it's a cookie-cake. That'd suit that style of icing better. The pan itself looks too shallow for it to be used for cakes, even sheet cakes.
Weird looking thing overall.
I'm going to guess the cake was cooked in an entirely different pan and turned out onto this pan so they could cool and frost the cake. They probably didn't have a cooling rack or a flat cookie sheet to turn the cake out onto. The cake looks wonky because it broke either on the turn or when they ran a knife along the side of the cake when it was still hot and it cracked the cake.
It looks like a pretty thin sheet cake maybe like an inch and a half thick. I suspect it’s a mix or recipe that wasn’t meant for a sheet this size. They cooked it turned it out on the baking sheet to decorate. The red and blue icings are pretty thin I think. And white piping around the edge is sitting more or less on the corner of the sponge. You can tell its like half an inch or so off the edge of the baking sheet. Definitely a thinner sheet cake.
I always thought my step dad was hyper conservative, but I didn’t realize just how far out there some people are. Like yeah, he watches Fox, but he ain’t making a cake about it.
My stepdad doesn’t like Trump, he supported Ben Carson and was really pissed he didn’t get the nomination. That didn’t stop him from voting Trump in 2016 though.
He’d make a better independent because he supports socialized medicine, gun control, and relaxed immigration laws, but for whatever reason he still watches Fox and votes exclusively Republican.
Yeah, my stepdad is largely the same. He doesn’t want to pay a penny for anything he can’t benefit from directly. My stepdad hated Kasich solely because he proposed taxes on oil and gas industries and he thought it might affect him somehow.
Fox News is awful, but it has done a stellar job of motivating people through fear and paranoia. They have effectively branded democrats and liberals as crazy, incompetent and out of touch (even though they are closer to the national consensus option on most issues) while simultaneously framing the GOP as reasonable even as it slides deeper and deeper into lunacy and extremism.
I think thats a good quality to have, i don’t agree with your old man but watching other sources of news that don’t share your beliefs is a good thing so you aren’t in a little bubble .
My dad is pro Trump but he refuses to watch any major networks including FOX NEWS because he thinks they’re all controlled by the leftist big media. He watches Newsmaxx rarely and mostly listens to American family radio, especially the Todd Herman show.
I’m the opposite. I walk into /r/conservative often. I need to keep tabs on morons just to see how far off the deep end some have gotten themselves. If I’m being honest it’s not as bad as /r/prolife, holy shit are those people just deplorable
And it's a literal echo chamber. They don't allow *anyone* into their comments if they don't pass the test. Any idea or opinion that disagrees with their chosen narrative is instantly deleted and the user is perma-banned from the sub. That's the textbook definition of echo chamber.
Solid, fact based ideologies stand up to critical thinking and scrutiny. That tells you all you need to know about the r/conservative ideology.
You can sneak into some threads but if it's "flaired user only" your comment is automatically removed and there's no notification it happened.
The biggest thrill in the world is getting people to agree to a Democratic talking point. You just argue it in a way a common sense person would agree with, which isn't difficult for a lot of topics because often the disagreement is just coming from the fact they think a Democrat is saying it, if they think you're conservative too you can tread pretty lightly and get them to agree with shit they shouldn't be agreeing by their own party policy.
Hah I have relatives who think Fox News is literally too liberal for them.
OANN and Newsmax are what they watch. Which is pretty far right as OANN once kicked a guy off the air for daring to suggest that the Orange One might also be responsible for shit.
Do these fucking freaks think that liberals and leftists have like CNN or The Majority Report cakes? Why is this such a big part of their identity? How can you lick the boot on your face so hard...
I've had to spend a considerable more time in the hospital lately than ever in my life. Surgery healing etc, I'll make it through.
The amount of people blasting Fox and Newsmax while in ER/Trauma is staggering. And I mean blasting it through the night, while they are snoring sleeping, and getting so irrationally angry if it gets turned off. As if they'd jump out of bed to go fight at a certain Republican's word.
The worst part is they all make the same jokes and they all love them. "Biden must have taken his geritol today!", Dude you just threw a hissy fit and got fed two percs.
They only have one joke, it’s just who they are. I probably wouldn’t be so annoyed by it but all I’ve heard for the last 8 years is how great Trump is from my coworkers and I’m over it.
Like even if I was a republican diehard Id still be baffled by this cause bruh. Thats a news station??? Fox creates such a legit cult following and dynamic
Calling it a news station is a major fucking stretch. It's literally a misinformation machine designed to shove fake bullshit down people's brains to get them to vote republican. Pure propaganda. They won a court case saying they're allowed to lie to everyone. There is very little to no actual news being broadcasted.
It's exactly why they have such a rabid idiotic fan base who supports them without question. You wouldn't see that coming from a real news station.
So, to clarify, the court case in question was a defamation lawsuit and they won on the argument that: "no reasonable person can misinterpret anything said on this channel as actual news." Or something to that effect and the court agreed.
Federal civil courts agree that only fucktards believe fox news.
My grandmother is addicted to Fox News. It’s to the point that every time she starts talking about anything even remotely related, I cut it off and walk out of the room because I’m so sick of the inaccurate crap that she spouts.
For her 91st birthday, I had a custom video made of Trump wishing her a happy birthday. She cried tears of joy and asked me to send it to everyone of her Facebook friends. She kept asking me if it was true and if he really knew who she was.
I see her watching it quite frequently
In case anyone cares, [here’s the link](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1bkx4UoZNDg6wY7d89ILBMsYGO1rBTHHJ/view?usp=drivesdk)
Edit: Didn’t expect this to blow up like it did, but [here’s an alternate link of it](https://vimeo.com/950576251?share=copy). Someone said that the Google Drive link has exceeded plays.
I had a brief moment where I was thinking it was surprisingly humanizing for him to make a custom video, even for money, for someone's grandma's birthday.
Then I saw the video and was like, okay that makes more sense.
Thank you for getting it. I’m seeing some of the comments turned to trash as the different color bandwagon start circling up.
I think as people get older they lean hard into their chosen identities. And given that her mobility is now severely compromised and she’s slowly going blind, her life is through her tablet and her TV. I don’t have to agree with her opinions. But I love her, and at this point in her life, it’s my job to try to find joy where she is able to access it.
Thank you and I’m happy you can see that. My grandfather was to say the least racist grew up during segregation period and while I did not agree with his views I still loved my pop cause he tried to be a father figure for me. He knew I dated black women and while that might have annoyed him at first he eventually grew to know that it would hurt him more to say something racist about my gf at the time than me. When he passed someone people in my family did not come to say goodbye because of him being a racist so take that as you will but I feel making someone happy while there dying can be the best thing ever.
Kinda depressing imo. Imagine living that long just to be fooled by the orange con artist in your twilight years. I'd legit tear up if my grandma was this brainwashed.
And what does that entail? Empathy for them? Age cutoff for voting? Maybe a little of both?
Although I would add if we cut off their right to vote then everything at that age should be tax-free too. Otherwise it's not fair.
I don't think anyone's suggesting anything as extreme as trying to exclude them from participating in society. They should, at the very least, be disallowed to hold public office above a certain age.
it’s not even just their age that is the problem. this generation has been mass poised by leaded gas which leads to mental decline and loss of emotional regulation skills
Minimum age to vote barely makes sense to me. Legislators deal exclusively with issues that will impact people under age 5 the most. I don't care if they're not smart, neither are most Americans and I think we're barely above a 5th grade level as a country.
Maximum age to vote makes perfect sense to me. 70. You've retired, got your maximum social security, you're done, go play, let the kids rule the world. You are not needed anymore electorally. Find a hobby.
I do think there needs to be a minimum, but drop it to around 12 or 14. Old enough to have some understanding of what the election process even is. Much younger than that and you get kids going "I voted for red cuz it's my favourite colour!" instead of actual issues.
It’s a template. Once it’s set up, there are a small number of replaceable fields where you can add a photo and a name and it’ll customize the entire video to match. Very quick and easy.
I used to work in news and we’d use templates like this for our graphics packages
If the person behind this one has some web knowledge they can even automate it, similar to jibjab
This is the most bitter sweet and funny thing i have heard today, its very sweet that your grandma loved that so much, but the whole background is hysterically hilarious.
She should stop watching news though.
Yeah, it can be a bit much. Every time I walk into the kitchen, that’s all I hear blaring. When she falls asleep, I sneak her remote and turn it on mute or switch it off and turn on music instead. Talking heads of any kind have to kill brain cells after hours and hours of exposure.
Thank you! We all hope to inherit her genes. Over 90 years old, and very overweight, yet no diabetes, no high blood pressure, no cholesterol problems. She eats junk food all day long. She’s like one of those medical miracles.
She has already outlived six of her sisters and one of her brothers. (Old school Irish immigrant family)
That's how my grandma was. Lived to be 87, smoked, drank, ate nothing but junk food and took all her organs with her. She probably would've made it to the 90's if she exercised and took better care of her health.
I LOVE THIS MAN YOU DON'T SEE JOE BIDEN OR ANY OF THE DEMONRATS WISHING ANYONE HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOW DO YOU GOD BLESS TRUMP GIVE HIM THE STRENGTH TO SAVE THIS COUNTRY
Posted from my iPhone.
I have a few friends with parents like this.
So bizarre to have parents openly embracing fascism… And we just shrug and buy them merch of their wanna-be-tyrant.
Such a weird time
It’s insane how someone has grown up their entire life thinking they’re so important that they believe the president of the US personally wishing them a happy birthday in this manner could happen.
Dude, she’s about to turn 92. Of course, she has no clue about AI, Photoshop, or those kinds of things. She believes all the headlines and ads she reads on her tablet, she scrolls Facebook all day. I’m impressed that she taught herself how to use a tablet.
This is sweet because you made her happy, even though it doesn’t align with your personal beliefs (I assume). That shows a huge amount of emotional intelligence imo. Instead of using it as a wedge you built a bridge.
It honestly is. She’s extremely intelligent, has all her faculties, but as she’s gotten older, she tends to believe every headline she sees. It’s like at a certain age, critical thinking skills go out the door.
Edit: punctuation and basic literacy
Oh goodness, I’m not telling her. I try to avoid opening the door for those kinds of conversations. She wants to talk about anything else the entire world, I am down.
But I have no patience for parroting headlines at me without any ability to actually discuss the matters or be willing to discuss dissenting opinion.
And I’m not trying to say red is right or blue is right, it’s more about being able to talk about an issue and try to understand both sides of it. That’s all I really ask. But I get bombarded constantly with “they said “. If you ask, who said it, the answer is always the Internet or the TV.
I am very much not on that end of the spectrum but that was an incredibly sweet thing of you to do for her. She’ll remember that for the rest of her life.
When my Army vet Dad died, and the soldiers came and gave my Mom the US flag “on behalf of the President,” my Mom told everyone about it and how Obama wouldn’t have done that. Even her Conservative friends gave her baffled looks over that one.
Solidarity with you there, brother. I am also gay and I have had those types be like "Stop making being gay your whole personality!" And I'm just like "Can I hold my husband's hand in peace please?"
"stop making it your whole personality" is code for "Never say or do anything that makes me remember that you're gay.", even if someone was "making it their whole personality" I don't even see why people would care, it's a pretty big part of who you are so it makes sense. No one ever seems to care about the straight dudes that make getting girls their entire personality.
How brain dead do you have to be for your whole personality to be watching an inaccurate news station on television? Go golfing or something. Do something.
Yeah that's just a completely alien thing to do to me. Even if you believe it's a completely factual news station... It's still just a fucking news station.
It’s a cult of personality. That’s why they can’t understand how anyone voted for Biden when they don’t see 1000 Biden bumper stickers or Biden flags plastered all over their lawn.
On my CNN and MSNBC cake were phenomenal too….oh wait never mind that didn’t happen because my political beliefs aren’t my identity and I hate both of them albeit a lot less than fox.
Imagine being so pathetic you have to get a cake to celebrate your "entertainment" channel. Might as well get a cartoon network cake while you're at it
Can you even imagine how they would howl with laughter over someone having a cake dedicated to MSNBC or CNN? How fast would they scream “brainwashed!” Their blindness to their own naked hypocrisy never ceases to amaze me.
Why is there no cake, it looks to be all icing
More importantly why isn’t the cake smaller than the pan it’s in? Unless this is some Dairy Queen cake or something
More like how is the cake smaller than the pan...that must be a dense cake if it didn't even leak slightly to the open side. Maybe it's just to serve it. Or, maybe it's a cookie-cake. That'd suit that style of icing better. The pan itself looks too shallow for it to be used for cakes, even sheet cakes. Weird looking thing overall.
It's a fox news cake, of course it's dense.
Without a left side 😁
It used to be a little more centered but crept to the right over time.
You're not wrong, but Fox was literally created to "put the GOP on TV". It's just following what the party does.
🥇
You clever bastard
Well, I mean, it IS full of…
Shit?
This deserves more upvotes.
Maybe the cook sampled the cake from that side before frosting it
Yeah my guess is something similar. The design is more of a square than the tray so they cut a piece off to better fit the design.
I'm going to guess the cake was cooked in an entirely different pan and turned out onto this pan so they could cool and frost the cake. They probably didn't have a cooling rack or a flat cookie sheet to turn the cake out onto. The cake looks wonky because it broke either on the turn or when they ran a knife along the side of the cake when it was still hot and it cracked the cake.
Even the cake is leaning to the right.
But it only contains 4% fox.
And 0% news
It was a HYUGE cake. Grown men have come to him with tears in their eyes, big strong men, saying, “Sir, that is the best cake I have ever seen, sir”.
And then Jesus came off the cross and clapped
this makes about as much sense as fox news
More importantly, how are people such fucking losers they think this is a good idea?
Couldn't afford the extra 2 cups of ingredients. Everything's fine, they're fine. It's fine.
Kind of an apt comparison to Fox News, when you think about it.
It's all on the right?
Yes exactly, the “left” side of the cake is missing. Owning the libs all the time, even at their birthday parties.
Nothing of substance past the surface, and a very shallow entity? At least the cake is accurate
Designed to be sweet and alluring and affirming to your worst desires, ultimately unhealthy and a net negative to your health?
It looks like a pretty thin sheet cake maybe like an inch and a half thick. I suspect it’s a mix or recipe that wasn’t meant for a sheet this size. They cooked it turned it out on the baking sheet to decorate. The red and blue icings are pretty thin I think. And white piping around the edge is sitting more or less on the corner of the sponge. You can tell its like half an inch or so off the edge of the baking sheet. Definitely a thinner sheet cake.
I agree, this cake definitely looks like sheet.
And to think, all it would have taken to make it look a *smidge* less weird and incomplete would have been to just center it on the pan.
Probably a Cookie Cake under there somewhere, lmfao.
because fox news is no substance, only icing to keep it pretty and attract the dumb viewers.
I thought that was a horribly made rug on the floor till I read the title
LOL, I can see it.
Yeah, I thought it was a bathroom shower rug
I always thought my step dad was hyper conservative, but I didn’t realize just how far out there some people are. Like yeah, he watches Fox, but he ain’t making a cake about it.
My dad’s strange. He’s a big Trump guy, hates democrats, but watches CNN and CBS News.
My stepdad doesn’t like Trump, he supported Ben Carson and was really pissed he didn’t get the nomination. That didn’t stop him from voting Trump in 2016 though. He’d make a better independent because he supports socialized medicine, gun control, and relaxed immigration laws, but for whatever reason he still watches Fox and votes exclusively Republican.
Man we really need ranked choice voting to break up the two party system
It would definitely be an improvement.
I’m sure the two parties will get right on that.
Supporting Ben Carson honestly is just as bad as Trump. That dude is without a doubt a secret serial killer.
My dad was a John Kasich guy originally. His votes are purely motivated by money though so he moved ship to Trump
Yeah, my stepdad is largely the same. He doesn’t want to pay a penny for anything he can’t benefit from directly. My stepdad hated Kasich solely because he proposed taxes on oil and gas industries and he thought it might affect him somehow.
Fox News is awful, but it has done a stellar job of motivating people through fear and paranoia. They have effectively branded democrats and liberals as crazy, incompetent and out of touch (even though they are closer to the national consensus option on most issues) while simultaneously framing the GOP as reasonable even as it slides deeper and deeper into lunacy and extremism.
I think thats a good quality to have, i don’t agree with your old man but watching other sources of news that don’t share your beliefs is a good thing so you aren’t in a little bubble .
My dad is pro Trump but he refuses to watch any major networks including FOX NEWS because he thinks they’re all controlled by the leftist big media. He watches Newsmaxx rarely and mostly listens to American family radio, especially the Todd Herman show.
"I prefer my propaganda without a visual element"
I thought CNN is trying to get more conservative viewers since liberals don't watch TV?
I’m the opposite. I walk into /r/conservative often. I need to keep tabs on morons just to see how far off the deep end some have gotten themselves. If I’m being honest it’s not as bad as /r/prolife, holy shit are those people just deplorable
i sorted by new, god that subreddit is insufferable
A cursory glance of that first link is exactly what I expected. Same old bitter talking points with no actual substance.
Half the sub is just reposted fb memes. Very little actual substance.
And it's a literal echo chamber. They don't allow *anyone* into their comments if they don't pass the test. Any idea or opinion that disagrees with their chosen narrative is instantly deleted and the user is perma-banned from the sub. That's the textbook definition of echo chamber. Solid, fact based ideologies stand up to critical thinking and scrutiny. That tells you all you need to know about the r/conservative ideology.
You can sneak into some threads but if it's "flaired user only" your comment is automatically removed and there's no notification it happened. The biggest thrill in the world is getting people to agree to a Democratic talking point. You just argue it in a way a common sense person would agree with, which isn't difficult for a lot of topics because often the disagreement is just coming from the fact they think a Democrat is saying it, if they think you're conservative too you can tread pretty lightly and get them to agree with shit they shouldn't be agreeing by their own party policy.
Hah I have relatives who think Fox News is literally too liberal for them. OANN and Newsmax are what they watch. Which is pretty far right as OANN once kicked a guy off the air for daring to suggest that the Orange One might also be responsible for shit.
Seriously, Fox News isn't the right-wing leader it used to be. I envy the people who don't know about Newsmax or OANN.
Do these fucking freaks think that liberals and leftists have like CNN or The Majority Report cakes? Why is this such a big part of their identity? How can you lick the boot on your face so hard...
Back in the day, I used to watch a lot of spike TV. Maybe this year's cake will be a spike TV cake.
My dad wore a Newsmax t-shirt on Christmas a couple years ago
I've had to spend a considerable more time in the hospital lately than ever in my life. Surgery healing etc, I'll make it through. The amount of people blasting Fox and Newsmax while in ER/Trauma is staggering. And I mean blasting it through the night, while they are snoring sleeping, and getting so irrationally angry if it gets turned off. As if they'd jump out of bed to go fight at a certain Republican's word. The worst part is they all make the same jokes and they all love them. "Biden must have taken his geritol today!", Dude you just threw a hissy fit and got fed two percs.
They only have one joke, it’s just who they are. I probably wouldn’t be so annoyed by it but all I’ve heard for the last 8 years is how great Trump is from my coworkers and I’m over it.
Like even if I was a republican diehard Id still be baffled by this cause bruh. Thats a news station??? Fox creates such a legit cult following and dynamic
It’s such an odd choice. Imagine someone saying “get me a cake of the New York Post’s front page.”
My next birthday I'm getting a Jacobin magazine cake to share with the comrades
Idk, if you're celebrating a NYT first page accomplishment, that'd be kinda neat
Calling it a news station is a major fucking stretch. It's literally a misinformation machine designed to shove fake bullshit down people's brains to get them to vote republican. Pure propaganda. They won a court case saying they're allowed to lie to everyone. There is very little to no actual news being broadcasted. It's exactly why they have such a rabid idiotic fan base who supports them without question. You wouldn't see that coming from a real news station.
So, to clarify, the court case in question was a defamation lawsuit and they won on the argument that: "no reasonable person can misinterpret anything said on this channel as actual news." Or something to that effect and the court agreed. Federal civil courts agree that only fucktards believe fox news.
My grandmother is addicted to Fox News. It’s to the point that every time she starts talking about anything even remotely related, I cut it off and walk out of the room because I’m so sick of the inaccurate crap that she spouts. For her 91st birthday, I had a custom video made of Trump wishing her a happy birthday. She cried tears of joy and asked me to send it to everyone of her Facebook friends. She kept asking me if it was true and if he really knew who she was. I see her watching it quite frequently
In case anyone cares, [here’s the link](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1bkx4UoZNDg6wY7d89ILBMsYGO1rBTHHJ/view?usp=drivesdk) Edit: Didn’t expect this to blow up like it did, but [here’s an alternate link of it](https://vimeo.com/950576251?share=copy). Someone said that the Google Drive link has exceeded plays.
When you said custom video I thought you meant like a Cameo type video of Donald Dump. But this is WAY funnier. GJ
I politely declined posting to all her friends walls
Haha “I’m Donald trump and I approve of this message.” This is some Tim and Eric level comedy haha
Seriously this would be hysterical if it wasn't a bit sad
I was thinking the same
I thought she deepfaked trump for her granny
I had a brief moment where I was thinking it was surprisingly humanizing for him to make a custom video, even for money, for someone's grandma's birthday. Then I saw the video and was like, okay that makes more sense.
I know you don't agree with her opinions, but thank you for making her happy on her birthday. That was very sweet of you.
Thank you for getting it. I’m seeing some of the comments turned to trash as the different color bandwagon start circling up. I think as people get older they lean hard into their chosen identities. And given that her mobility is now severely compromised and she’s slowly going blind, her life is through her tablet and her TV. I don’t have to agree with her opinions. But I love her, and at this point in her life, it’s my job to try to find joy where she is able to access it.
Thank you and I’m happy you can see that. My grandfather was to say the least racist grew up during segregation period and while I did not agree with his views I still loved my pop cause he tried to be a father figure for me. He knew I dated black women and while that might have annoyed him at first he eventually grew to know that it would hurt him more to say something racist about my gf at the time than me. When he passed someone people in my family did not come to say goodbye because of him being a racist so take that as you will but I feel making someone happy while there dying can be the best thing ever.
Bless you, child.
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Kinda depressing imo. Imagine living that long just to be fooled by the orange con artist in your twilight years. I'd legit tear up if my grandma was this brainwashed.
Honestly we need to grasp that older people are literally in cognitive decline
And what does that entail? Empathy for them? Age cutoff for voting? Maybe a little of both? Although I would add if we cut off their right to vote then everything at that age should be tax-free too. Otherwise it's not fair.
I don't think anyone's suggesting anything as extreme as trying to exclude them from participating in society. They should, at the very least, be disallowed to hold public office above a certain age.
it’s not even just their age that is the problem. this generation has been mass poised by leaded gas which leads to mental decline and loss of emotional regulation skills
Its fucking insane someone is making a bank photoshopping this all day 💀💀💀
Luckily, it was only like 10 bucks. And the fact that it made her so freaking happy, it was worth the $10.
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It probably helps if you're 92 and likely suffering from some sort of neurological decline. It doesn't help that these people can still vote, though.
Minimum age to vote barely makes sense to me. Legislators deal exclusively with issues that will impact people under age 5 the most. I don't care if they're not smart, neither are most Americans and I think we're barely above a 5th grade level as a country. Maximum age to vote makes perfect sense to me. 70. You've retired, got your maximum social security, you're done, go play, let the kids rule the world. You are not needed anymore electorally. Find a hobby.
I do think there needs to be a minimum, but drop it to around 12 or 14. Old enough to have some understanding of what the election process even is. Much younger than that and you get kids going "I voted for red cuz it's my favourite colour!" instead of actual issues.
Sweet like antifreeze
This is so sad and cute at the same time.
Probably a premade video that they just splice the photo into and change some text around. Very lucrative idea
It’s a template. Once it’s set up, there are a small number of replaceable fields where you can add a photo and a name and it’ll customize the entire video to match. Very quick and easy. I used to work in news and we’d use templates like this for our graphics packages If the person behind this one has some web knowledge they can even automate it, similar to jibjab
This is the most bitter sweet and funny thing i have heard today, its very sweet that your grandma loved that so much, but the whole background is hysterically hilarious. She should stop watching news though.
Yeah, it can be a bit much. Every time I walk into the kitchen, that’s all I hear blaring. When she falls asleep, I sneak her remote and turn it on mute or switch it off and turn on music instead. Talking heads of any kind have to kill brain cells after hours and hours of exposure.
Low-key for a moment I thought Trump was taking paid shout outs 🤣 Your grandma looks great for 91!
Thank you! We all hope to inherit her genes. Over 90 years old, and very overweight, yet no diabetes, no high blood pressure, no cholesterol problems. She eats junk food all day long. She’s like one of those medical miracles. She has already outlived six of her sisters and one of her brothers. (Old school Irish immigrant family)
That's how my grandma was. Lived to be 87, smoked, drank, ate nothing but junk food and took all her organs with her. She probably would've made it to the 90's if she exercised and took better care of her health.
Where did you find this? My dad's birthday is today and he hates trump, I think hed find this hilarious
I just googled custom Trump video. They had it back to me within 24 hours.
I feel bad for laughing but that's so funny 😭
You’re a good grandchild for doing this for her.
Especially being able to sell it. I'd crack.
Your Grammy looks pretty damn good for 92 lmao
Thanks!! when we’re out and about, she prefers people to think I’m her daughter rather than her granddaughter
I LOVE THIS MAN YOU DON'T SEE JOE BIDEN OR ANY OF THE DEMONRATS WISHING ANYONE HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOW DO YOU GOD BLESS TRUMP GIVE HIM THE STRENGTH TO SAVE THIS COUNTRY Posted from my iPhone.
I have a few friends with parents like this. So bizarre to have parents openly embracing fascism… And we just shrug and buy them merch of their wanna-be-tyrant. Such a weird time
Oh my god this is comedy gold
I never thought anything to do with that guy would make my day (other than news of his death 🥲) and yet here we are. So funny!!
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That's fucking gold hahahaha
Fwiw, she looks great for 92. Lol.
It’s insane how someone has grown up their entire life thinking they’re so important that they believe the president of the US personally wishing them a happy birthday in this manner could happen.
Dude, she’s about to turn 92. Of course, she has no clue about AI, Photoshop, or those kinds of things. She believes all the headlines and ads she reads on her tablet, she scrolls Facebook all day. I’m impressed that she taught herself how to use a tablet.
Haters gonna say it's fake.
This is sweet because you made her happy, even though it doesn’t align with your personal beliefs (I assume). That shows a huge amount of emotional intelligence imo. Instead of using it as a wedge you built a bridge.
This is really sad.
It honestly is. She’s extremely intelligent, has all her faculties, but as she’s gotten older, she tends to believe every headline she sees. It’s like at a certain age, critical thinking skills go out the door. Edit: punctuation and basic literacy
The fact that she watches it frequently 😭 it really is a cult
How, terribly, sad.
Aww, that's freaking adorable and very sweet of you! I love that! 🥰
Thank you! I definitely don’t agree with her standings, but it’s worth it to see her so happy.
Elite level kindness
Grandmother's typically love their grandkids ALOT. I'm sure you making that post, even if it is in jest, makes her happy.
Oh goodness, I’m not telling her. I try to avoid opening the door for those kinds of conversations. She wants to talk about anything else the entire world, I am down. But I have no patience for parroting headlines at me without any ability to actually discuss the matters or be willing to discuss dissenting opinion. And I’m not trying to say red is right or blue is right, it’s more about being able to talk about an issue and try to understand both sides of it. That’s all I really ask. But I get bombarded constantly with “they said “. If you ask, who said it, the answer is always the Internet or the TV.
My grandparents’ tv had the Fox News logo burned onto their tv they had it on so frequently
I am very much not on that end of the spectrum but that was an incredibly sweet thing of you to do for her. She’ll remember that for the rest of her life.
Jeeeysus christ
When my Army vet Dad died, and the soldiers came and gave my Mom the US flag “on behalf of the President,” my Mom told everyone about it and how Obama wouldn’t have done that. Even her Conservative friends gave her baffled looks over that one.
this is actually so sweet of you. I really respect that you got her something that made her happy, even though you don't agree with it. high five bro
My Grandma is worse. she watches Newsmax because she thinks Fox News is too liberal.
tfw conservatives complain about LGBT people making it their "whole personality" and then pull this shit.
As a gay man myself, believe me, I get it. 😅
Solidarity with you there, brother. I am also gay and I have had those types be like "Stop making being gay your whole personality!" And I'm just like "Can I hold my husband's hand in peace please?"
"No you can't, cause that's making me have the Gay Thoughts and FEEL THINGS!!!" /s
Just turn those feelings off! Imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes. Find the box that's gay and CRUSH IT! .... ok?
"stop making it your whole personality" is code for "Never say or do anything that makes me remember that you're gay.", even if someone was "making it their whole personality" I don't even see why people would care, it's a pretty big part of who you are so it makes sense. No one ever seems to care about the straight dudes that make getting girls their entire personality.
Is it weird that that cake looks delicious to me? Like, I despise Fox News but something about red and blue icing that feels right.
Yeah I'm craving cake rn.
Red and blue icing hits different fr fr. And the fact the cake is so flat made my mind register it as a cookie cake 🤤 tasty misinformation
How brain dead do you have to be for your whole personality to be watching an inaccurate news station on television? Go golfing or something. Do something.
Yeah that's just a completely alien thing to do to me. Even if you believe it's a completely factual news station... It's still just a fucking news station.
Imagine a 24 hour "news" broadcast being so much of your personality that the logo is what you want for a birthday cake.... 🙄
this is what kids imagine when they think about what it’s like to be an adult, except this dude is real
Food. ✅ Stupid. ✅
The cake is a lie.
You never see CNN cakes or msnbc cakes. Or people having biden themed weddings. Just saying…
Imagine making your wedding about another man, lmao
Imagine making your personality about a civil servant or “the news.”
I'm gonna make my personality local weathermen. I already talk about them plenty, why not go all in.
I was thinking about this on the drive home a few days ago. They’ve made whole brick and mortar stores for this guy.
It’s a cult of personality. That’s why they can’t understand how anyone voted for Biden when they don’t see 1000 Biden bumper stickers or Biden flags plastered all over their lawn.
Oh god I forgot about [the Trump-themed MAGA wedding](https://www.fox5ny.com/news/couple-receives-backlash-for-hosting-maga-themed-wedding)
LMAO this terminal lance with a stripe. Clearly, this guy is a moron, and not because his wedding theme alone
“Liberals are brainwashed!” *ride around town wearing trump hat in car covered in trump stickers and eats Fox News birthday cake*
And they call other’s sheep….
Totally not a cult.
Pretty well done actually. I’m not gonna pick a news station for any of my cakes though
Tastes… artificial
Geez I know they live and breathe hate but even on their own special day? They really have nothing going for them aye? 😔
Nice doormat
At least it's not fondant
r/fondanthate
Dude can’t even celebrate himself. Has to make his own birthday about something else. Sad.
Is it full of sh*t?
r/ATBGE
Naa, the execution is shitty too. There is more icing than cake here
I have a hard time imagining the opposite. Are there people out there with msnbc cakes?
It’s like reverse aging. Back to being children.
Why do i get the feeling he often complains that other people are brainwashed by the news
Regardless of politics, this is sad.
while i would question anybody whose cake design of choice is a tv network, it looks like this "cake" doesnt even rise above the tray
Wow this is really fucking cringe
I thought it was a door mat.
This one definitely takes the cake
Don't eat that! It's pure 100% bullshit
The spelled Faux wrong.
eat the n and keep it as fox ews
Does he work for Fox News? If he doesn't work for Fox News that is really strange! Does he own stock in it at least? Still very weird.
The cake is a lie.
That’s hilarious. I don’t watch news and I would laugh if someone gave me that as my birthday cake
Definitly not his whole identity! Does he have any other hobbies besides hating people and being angry?
Fox isn't even the craziest right wing media anymore.
Rent free
OP has multiple post about his infatuation with an AI generated boyfriend… yet his dad is the stupid one for a cake?
This is just sad tbh. Like I feel bad for the guy. Dudes life so heavily revolving around something like this is just sad
On my CNN and MSNBC cake were phenomenal too….oh wait never mind that didn’t happen because my political beliefs aren’t my identity and I hate both of them albeit a lot less than fox.
Imagine being so pathetic you have to get a cake to celebrate your "entertainment" channel. Might as well get a cartoon network cake while you're at it
This is sad on soooo many levels 🥴
I guess he really wants to consume Fox News
Imagine being such a brainwashed freak, that your entire identity is FOX NEWS... Pretty sad
Corporate logo on a conservative's bday cake. Nah, totally not a cult.
These people have identity issues.
Can you even imagine how they would howl with laughter over someone having a cake dedicated to MSNBC or CNN? How fast would they scream “brainwashed!” Their blindness to their own naked hypocrisy never ceases to amaze me.