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Impressive_Teach9188

Gotta give it to the manufacturer of that glass though. Most normal glasses would have shattered from that abuse


Unknown-History1299

I wouldn’t want to drink anything made by that store, but I definitely want to know where they buy their glasses from


-Resputin-

Maybe something like superfest glass. Overengineered soviet glass that takes a ton of abuse.


Thuyue

Superfest is a German invention.


-Resputin-

Yes, East German


trinicron

C'mon guys, I came here to laugh not to learn.


Leonydas13

I was elected to lead! Not to read!


joetheplumberman

Numbahh 4


AwesomeNate

Why not both?


pocket-ful-of-dildos

Nerd fight!!!!


Zarathustra-1889

**Deutsche Qualität**


phoebsmon

Possibly just a chunky commercial Boston glass? They're tough little bastards, I've seen them bounce around at speed off half a dozen surfaces and only smash when they caught a corner of a brick wall. They'll explode if you look at them funny in the glasswash, though. Swings and roundabouts.


A_ScottishPenguin

Beat that glass like it owed them money.


drewdaddy213

I feel like the stain explosion on the ceiling indicates that some glasses do occasionally shatter under this treatment.


Impressive_Teach9188

Maybe but that could also be caused by the bartender not putting the glass and mixer together correctly. So when they toss it the two parts could have separated.


drewdaddy213

Possibly, it could also just be chipped paint from successful runs, but something tells me glasses have been shattered up there.


paultoc

The do breake a few glass. This video is from the state of Kerala which is in south india


furyian24

It did bounce off the metal ceiling right. Wtf. I'd be so tired working that job if I had to do the whole circus act. Jesus.


GoedekeMichels

I'd rather work the juggling part than the mixing and handing out of the drink. I guess if we combine forces, we could live up to one indian street food guy 👍


Soggy-Log6664

I forgot it was glass after a minute


liryk24

This is what the little man inside the vending machine always does to my soda.


introspective-titan

This made me. Laugh like a mf lmaooo the visuals are what's keeps getting me..


stupidracist

Step 1: Add milk. Step 2: Add spice. Step 3: THROW IT AGAINST THE FUCKING CEILING


uewumopaplsdn

I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!


christophersonne

MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE


yoked_girth

DUH


biomauricule

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND


stupidracist

^they ^tased ^my ^butthole


TheRealRageGuy

I‘M NOT A PART OF YOUR SYSTEM!


above_gravity

OK NOW HOLD THE GLASS AND SPIN 100 TIMES


[deleted]

thats boost like a malt based chocolate drink powder not spice


PalateroMan8

Ya know what, I'll just have a coke. Only pepsi? Ok pepsi is fine.


noma_coma

All I wanted was a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me!!


DiabeticWaffle

I WAS IN MY ROOM AND I WAS JUST LIKE, STARING AT THE WALLS THINKING ABOUT EVERYTHING. BUT THEN AGAIN I WAS THINKING ABOUT NOTHING.


Exotic_Pea8191

I'm not crazy (institutionalized) You're the one that's crazy (institutionalized) You're driving me crazy (institutionalized) They stick me in an institution Said it was the only solution To give me the needed professional help To protect me from the enemy, myself


GreatWhiteMonkey

ST! ST! ST!


Exotic_Pea8191

Hell yeah brother!


Any_Brother7772

It's been a while since i saw a Suicidal Tendencies reference


noma_coma

ST is goated. Still play them all the time


geolos64

Body Count does a version of it on one of their albums


titdirt

Saw them at a knotfest some years back. Them boys get down. Especially after following Gwar who absolutely do not lmao


Soggy-Ad-1610

Lies, you only want redberry pies and you know it


themage78

They go through the same process serving a Pepsi as making this drink, so you better wait to open it.


PalateroMan8

Aw fuck me


Sam-Gunn

No coke! Pepsi!


canadagooses62

Cheeburger, cheeburger, cheeburger. No fries. Chips.


Z31DinglefarbZ31

Bepsi


cochese18

I totally read this in Joe Pera's voice


Existing-Ad4933

Serious question ? Do I upvote cuz it’s stupid or downvote cuz it’s stupid ? I’m really confused by the scoring system at the moment.


Kim8mi

Stupid - Upvote


Dead_as_Duck

I'll downvote you because that's a good explanation.


velphegor666

You upvote if its bad, you downvote if its good.


EspKevin

I'm surprised on how the glass didn't break with that levels of abuse


mrsspinch

There are cocktail shakers that are tin on one side and glass on the other; they can take a hell of a beating!


Zappagrrl02

This reminds me of this liquor store videos where they are making a drink on the tailgate of the truck and just spilling shit all over.


Captain_Chorm

Hahah link??


Not_Your_Real_Ladder

How would you like your drink: stirred, shaken, or FUCKING RKO’D FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE


xeuful

What's that powder they're adding?


enthuvaade

It's mostly a local chocolate drink called "boost"


GordOfTheMountain

Took me a moment lol


ZekkeKeepa

I'd like one half-shattered sticky glass of drink with a little bit of dirty fingers stucked in my face, please. /s


Ambu1705

Why he has arms like ET and hands like Chewbacca?


Xjohnnymoex

Marfan Syndrome


mxcnslr2021

*kindly pushes it back to the vendor* sorry... I asked for diet kulukki


Boring_Advertising98

I love how he keeps dipping his filthy hands into everything! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy.


Dbarkingstar

Just give me my goddamn drink!


SubstanceObjective42

A lot of pain and pageantry went into this one.


Independent_Good5423

Just googled kulukki sarbath and this doesn't look like one, what's this actually?


kaezee13

It has different varieties of flavors and this one is "boost" one


No_Independence8747

No clue, just a repost


Independent_Good5423

NP, apparently it's indian thing, an energy drink called boost


Avilola

This video is so chaotic it’s giving me anxiety.


Black1451

I want the contact details of the glass manufacturer i would like my labware as strong as those galsses


Secure_Bad_5064

Stirred not shaken please.


bluh67

Beaten, not stirred please


MajTroubles

Violated, not beaten please


Flight-2012

Does glass have different properties in other countries?


Leonydas13

Fuck man, the drinks mixed already. It was just some powder and milk, god damn 😂


ZuStorm93

Once again, as awesome as their tricks are they probably didnt get into bartending because you're not suppose to make a mess out of the cup and countertop...


Habbersett-Scrapple

Sir, this is a Wendy's


Russiadontgiveafuck

The tricks aren't even awesome. It just looks awkward.


JustAPerson-_-

Just a dude having fun, the food itself isn’t stupid


Borge_Luis_Jorges

He just hasn't mature his act. The tricks don't have a natural flow, and when he starts spinning the cup the second time it's like "yeah kid, you just did that already". That only comes with practice, and then, any of this days boom! r/blackmagicfuckery.


velphegor666

He was also using his bare hands on adding ice. I can already see diarrhea waving at me


JustAPerson-_-

You people and bare hands, the “have they been washed!1!1!” And such. You ain’t drinking it, it’s not waving at you specifically, he could or could not have washed his hands (we don’t know what the rest of the place looks like) yeah but that doesn’t mean to assume. Then half of y’all complain when there are people using gloves especially the black nitrile ones.


Ignusseed

What the fuck is that drinking glass made of?


NachosforDachos

That’s the same glass John wick used to kill 20 people in a bar and it’s still going strong.


Fast_Muscle_2987

I’d like with less glass please?


nidsPunk

But why? Does all the noise and random movement make the drink taste better?


B0schman123

Most clean closing staff


lakoooter

there’s gotta be a better way LMAO


lesupermark

Spinning the shaker in the palm of his hands may look cool, but it isn't stirring anything since the whole cocktail is just on the one side of the shaker... Show off.


No-Ad4804

Needs more slams and spins.


tarnishedkara

I want glasses that strong


Knatem

Your counter is dirty.


LNViber

Indian or Pinoy? Either way just a dude at work showing more skill than I ever have at any job.


GordOfTheMountain

Is he? He made a complete fucking mess and fumbled like 5 discrete times.


LNViber

I said what I said. I did not day us or we, nothing mentioned sites or the media. Just "me". Let me hate on myself, you cant save me.


Hamilton-Beckett

You know how sometimes you run into someone with a super easy and simple job, but because they’re insecure about it’s simplicity and their own personal significance and lot in life they make the job look a hundred times more difficult and important than it actually is? That’s what I see here and in other similar videos.


Oobaha

Really? I see it as a way that they are trying to have a special gimmick, akin to the ice cream vendor that wont give you the ice cream, to get more customers, perchance.


Professional-Ear242

I could never visit one of those places tbh. I'm a fucking fat guy dude give me my damn ice cream 😅


Oobaha

LMAO. Yeah, I think the same. It looks so annoying.


Professional-Ear242

Seriously 😅 a couple of flips and tricks is one thing but I see these dudes going on for like a minute at a time with a big ass line and I'd be so pissed 🤌


Material-Wind-5595

A fat guy on reddit? No way


angel_eyes619

(I'm indian).. they don't do this because of insecurity.. they are doing it for the novelty. You get a nice drink and fun silly show in the process, we'd all have a good laugh about it and all; they don't take the act seriously.. It sells better than a nice drink and boring serving. It's like what the other commentor is saying, it's just a dude fucking around


booksareadrug

Whereas you have no insecurities at all, guy on Reddit sneering at a teenager screwing around.


BathrobeHero_

You're looking way too deep into it, it's just a dude fucking around.


thePsychonautDad

Another episode of Cirque Du Stupid


GameLoreReader

How is this stupid food?


PorterElf

I'm deaf now.


Frunklin

Won't you gentlemen have a pepsi?


BlakLite_15

I can’t imagine how dented that counter is under all that mess.


Federal-Durian-1484

Put this kid behind a bar either liquor! He has skills that would entertain drunken customers for hours.


ResponsibleAceHole

Let me just get some water. Bottled. Thanks


Just_Hunt_9896

Aih


9sac1king6

I wonder how many chips of glass does that beverage have


XoraxEUW

Imagine sitting at this bar, hoping that everytime someone walks up they don’t order this because you like your eardrums


nekomancerrga

Bro got some beef with the cup


gargara_s_hui

Almost died of cringed till the end!


CompetitivePause9033

I would pay just for the show and then throw away whatever mysterious liquid is inside


Top-Tax6303

Nevermind, I don't want it.


Lilithnema

Shaken to death espresso?


TyroneYeBoue

I actually hate these videos. People think the faster you move and the more crazy movements you do the more impressive it is


justin251

Shake it more than 3 times and you’re playing with it. -urinal code


Victory_Prime

He beat the shit out that cup


flabbergasted-528

Letting everything you pour touch your fingers gives it extra flavor!


Exotic_Pea8191

Gave me diarrhea just watching


GingerTea69

This is impressive, not stupid. I would have dropped that glass 87 times within the length of that video.


SinkCrankChef

~15% of this sub is "brown people making food, look at them"


GingerTea69

Honestly, very true. If it isn't that, then it is "look at this ridiculous traditional food or thing that everybody eats outside of America."


Romi_Z

Many times the hygiene isn't even that bad but people still make overused diarrhoea jokes when it's brown people making the food


Historical-Fun-8485

World’s biggest jerk off artists.


HotChoc64

Sir I asked for a water with ice


l3earda

No, you drink coffee. Shaken violently.


ya_mamas_tiddies

Yea it is stupid but this looks like a fun workplace lol


FlacidSalad

[bro HATED that cup](https://youtu.be/t6qQSll7InQ?si=G9LT4r_Qhcf4SGBZ)


Michiru_Walkalone

That's too dirty and disgusting.


angrytwig

damn that kid is young


godbyzilla

Didn't realize they make smash resistant glass these days


Mecha-Dave

This one made me laugh, this looks funny haha. I'm pretty sure they don't do this every time.


dandle

Don't look at that place under a blacklight


V0rclaw

It’s a fun thing to laugh at until this guys in your kitchen using your plastic avengers cup to make Kulukki Sarbath for your mom.


Weeniest-Doggert

Paying for the experience the drink can stay …


Odd-Truth-6647

I was expecting him to shot it with a fucking assault rifle or frag it with a grenade after some time.


Talusthebroke

Dude... Chill the fuck out on my milkshake!


chazd1984

The spin was cool, the rest was dumb AF


MrSuzyGreenberg

“How did you accidentally slit your wrists and almost die?” “I was mixing a drink.”


dsbwayne

How’s about stores not shaken?


uhhhgreeno

this is like the bartender version of the little “super rare” guy fucking up peoples baklava


l3earda

Would try 10/10


Normal-Error-6343

that is too much for an old man like me, i think i now have ptsd


Thin_Dream_1973

This is fun ngl except for him putting ice cubes with hands


DumpyMcAss2nd

Why the speed? What is it about being flashy and fast that makes it better? Its always overflowing and dirty. Why?


Wolfyscruffer

Sir, may I have my drink now, please?


thatcherb

No


ricowavy

Sir, I said stir not shaken.


AdministrationDry507

I was waiting for the glass to disintegrate


Married_in_Firenze

Seems like a lot of trouble.


ByteBlender

lol bro was spinning it like a fidget spinner and the cleaning of the class he just put 2 drops of water in the glass like tf


maxfritz333

All you had to do is to fill that god damn glass CJ


Julesvernevienna

sir could I please just have my fucking drink?


AUREL-FOR

Shards of glass hell no


sav-vas

Definitely too much touching the ingredients


Truck3R_Dude

Cup is sticky as all hell now


yolomcswagns

Surprised he could grip in that well tbh


brian114

1 Glass milkshake please


bev6345

I’ve got a headache


MagnifiMike

Just what’s the point???


astrangeone88

Where flair bartenders need anger management. Lmao.


MDawg1019

It may be stupid but it sure is entertaining. Isn't that at least half of what I'm paying for?


CapmyCup

No, you pay for "kulukki sarbath" and not for a glass randomly thrown around just for a useless show


TheKbightFowl

Pretty cool useless skill though.


Peace_Love_Karma

Can I just get an unopened can of Dr. Pepper please?


UngregariousDame

How long were that guys arms.


nize426

Lol I think it's pretty clear they're just fucking around.


Reggie_Is_God

The way he misses the milk always ticks me off


mrbaffles14

Is the slamming on the bar done to mix or to try to trick the viewer that they are bouncing it off the surface to the ceiling. Trying to determine what kind of stupid they are.


Eris_Balm

There's a fine line between showmanship and just making a mess.


ur_sexy_body_double

drink bae?


UnAmusedBag

Dagghhh


YogaWithoutConsent

His hands are disproportionately large for his body.


anotherusernamesigh

Im not drinking that. There is no curry powder or tumeric


kookiepop

Is that a fucking BUG floating in it at the end!?!?


bebejeebies

I choose thirsty.


Hugo_Prolovski

a good post in this sub ???? what is going on


Zafjaf

Is there a reason it needs to bounce like that?


Aschentei

This is like the third video I’ve watched now where these ppl do the exact same thing


OnoALT

Probably the stupidest video I’ve ever seen


Left_Nut99

dude straight up domestic abused that fucking glass


Ttot1025

Russian roulette for ice/glass..


EnglishTony

I just want my drink, man.


miniii007

Does that guy have massive hands or is there some kind of filter 💀


LadyDimitres

If only that person would be trained properly, he'd be a decent bar tender.


tropicalfart666

I can imagine some people out there saying"do that to meeee". I AM not wanting to be abused, Jesus, treat me like a sensitive ASMR, y'all masochist as helll


BubbieQuinn89

This is pretty entertaining but I can’t imagine the hypertension that poor man carries every day if this it all it takes just to make ONE DRINK 😂


NoFounder36

Just did a bunch a bull


notabothavenoname

Is any of that clean?


heatseaking_rock

Is he possesed?


Sp4201997

Mr.Centripetal force made sure nothing in the drink got mixed.


Tolendario

so its like instant coffee but then you beat the shit out of it ?