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communist_wardog

Why


Aardvark_Man

Because karma farming. Most of this sub is either rage bait or someone ruining their own food to karma farm.


communist_wardog

Bro karma definitely isn't worth ruining my food and nothing does tbh


Maxmence

Before I even ask myself this question, I need to know what it is. The brown stuff on the pie.


Extension-Shock-6276

Looks like pumpkin pie. Could also be sweet potato pie..but I doubt it.


A--Creative-Username

Sweet potato pie it'd be fine but if that is pumpkin pie then he deserves to spend the rest of his life in the crevice behind an unwashed ear


Cynical_Feline

Pumpkin pie. And this monster put mustard on it. šŸ¤¢


communist_wardog

Its a dessert not sure if its peanut butter or pumpkin but its tasty and he ruined it with the mustard


andylikescandy

Ask the people who have apple pie with cheddar cheese? Why not?


communist_wardog

I mean cheese makes sense a little but mustard?? at the end its personal preference ofc


coocoocachoo69

Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.


Iamkillboy

Ragebait. Video of this person eating the whole piece or get the fuck out.


GyrKestrel

It's pretty obvious the mustard was put on after the bite was taken.


Euphorium

Which means they wasted a piece of pumpkin pie. How dare they.


MasterLiKhao

Try? Yes. Definitely. I always try out stuff, no matter how odd. Would I finish this? Probably not, but you never know - and I would never know without trying. So try out stuff! If someone offers you food, how bad can it be? If you think you might not like it, say so, but ask for just a spoon full or equivalent and take a bite. You might like it, after all! But without trying, you will never know, and that's just sad.


Lost-Link6216

Girlfriend said she saw someone she knows that likes mustard on watermelon, she tried it last night. I did not. She will not being trying it again and I took her word for it. No ty.


mnemosandai

Hmmmmmn šŸ¤” it's the season now, isn't it? Brb.


Fantastic-Classic740

Sam I Am!


ThatIsMyAss

I like peanut butter and mustard sandwiches, so I would absolutely try this


anuncommontruth

I dig PB and pickle sandwiches, and this isn't too far from that. Pro tip: take 5 minutes to learn how to quick pickle and pickle some onions for your PB and mustard sammies.


rathat

Mustard works really well on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. As a kid in day camp every Wednesday was a hot dog day and they would grill hot dogs, I like hot dogs but their hot dogs were fucking gross, So I would just eat peanut butter and jelly that day, but there was always mustard on the table and one day I tried it and it was excellent.


NO_N3CK

Youā€™re vitamin B deficient


Bango-Skaankk

Iā€™m irrationally mad.


vegan_baddie

iā€™m so upset


BlakLite_15

Iā€™d say your anger is quite rational.


ImTooTiredForThis_22

Why waste a pumpkin pie like that? You know they didnā€™t eat any of that with mustard.


Rachymoo

Never in my entire life


JM2018XD

Upvote because that is incredibly stupid. The person should go to trial for crimes against humanity


KeeverDriveCook

This is a Felony


SavannahInChicago

This make me so sad


Princess_Peach556

If I wanted to throw up


ThatMBR42

This post right here, officer.


Rean-Schwarzer7

This is treason


dabsu02

would u try my foot in ur ass


Sentinel555666

Eh , it's not as fun as it sounds


SpazzBro

Ehhhhh


Boostbluefl5

We ride at dawn.


ShadowMorph608

Hell no


--generic_excuse--

This is offensive šŸ¤¢.


Immudzen

Is that pumpkin pie with mustard? ..... no I would not try it but I would stop wondering how stupid the person was.


ThanksObjective915

Mustard on hot dogs hamburgers brats and a teaspoon in each scrambled egg and that's it


Sikk-Klyde

I've got to try the scrambled egg thing, I absolutely love mustard. It's pretty good?


tacotacotacorock

Probably if you like mustard. Eggs easily take on the flavor of whatever is added so in my opinion it would be overpowering. But I don't like yellow mustard on very many things.Ā  Edit: thought about this more and actually I love egg salad sandwiches which has yellow mustard in it. So a little dab probably is delicious.Ā 


Sikk-Klyde

I'm definitely gonna have to try. Thanks! šŸ¤žšŸ»


ThanksObjective915

It's the bomb. Maybe a tablespoon per egg if you like mustard. My dad has always done this and as a result I won't eat scrambled eggs any other way. I also use butter in the pan to lightly brown each side of the egg like a pancake.


Sikk-Klyde

I'm definitely trying this. I put mustard on almost everything, and usually drown things with mustard and hotsauce šŸ¤£ thanks for the idea, I know it'll be good af


ThanksObjective915

I used to put a teaspoon of cayenne hot sauce in also with the mustard and it's good too but as I've grown older I can't deal with the hot suff anymore.


Sikk-Klyde

I have a serious hot sauce problem, so I 2nd the cayenne pepper with eggs. I've had to start getting Carolina reaper sauce to put in my food now, because that's about the only way I can taste anything now šŸ¤£


jadedlonewolf89

So the intrusive thoughts won huh? Also whyā€™d we feel the need to ruin perfectly good mustard with pumpkin pie?


Dbarkingstar

Oh my gawd! This is a criminal act!


VerLoran

I love mustard. I love pumpkin pie. I would leave the person suggesting this act consuming the two through a tube for the rest of their existence.


To_burythehachet

We can't trust God to do all the work... I volunteer to see if it's good.


Ultra_purple_holic

No thanks


SoulKnight320

Is that Apple pie?...


bobrob2004

Looks like pumpkin pie.


mnemosandai

And here I was sure it's chocolate.


SoulKnight320

If it wasn't I was about to be banned from this probably


New_Start2024

No.


LazyOldCat

As you couldnā€™t make sweet potato pie any worse, this might help. (Runs for cover)


Mean_Negotiation5436

No and neither did they. You can see several bites taken before adding the mustard. I doubt another bite was taken after that.


ninjabell

Naw I probably wouldn't try this. Turmeric is great in desserts but mustard? Mustard can be good on pizza though, like a sausage peppers and onion pizza. But that's a whole nother pie.


Toomanymondays

Nope


Soggy-Ad-1610

I would rather die


PrettyDittyDino

No šŸ™‚


RareCryptographer662

Depends. Is that some sort of hotdog pie? Who am I kidding, the answer would still be yes! /s


Etva

yeah. I'll give it a try.


Ok-Inflation6459

Make a mustard custard pie with ketchup swirls


YourBlackSailorScout

Iā€™m woman enough to admit I would try it, because I love mustard


TrippySkillets97

Currently pregnant, and this baby likes anything to be *covered* in mustard(mustard potato salad? Oh, *hell* yes so I just might try it


chickenskittles

Mustard potato salad is actually a thing though. Go eat a cubano for me--I mean the baby.


TrippySkillets97

I've been buying the huge containers at Walmart and demolishing them. I wasn't even a big fan of mustard before, but now it needs to be on everything.


fx72

Honestly I probably would. I really like mustard and I eat it on a ton of stuff but I don't ever mix it with sweet.


Blood11Orange

If I am in jailā€¦


Wyzen

Its weird, but I accidentally tried mustard on maple sausage patties, and its now one of my favorite things.


EatFaceLeopard17

If this pumpkin pie why not?


Firefly269

Dafuq is wrong with you?!


mheck012

No way


Ok-NGL-TTYL007

YOLO!


NurkleTurkey

.......yeah. If I like it I'll get More of it. If I hate it I haven't lost anything.


ConnieWasTaken

I give a lot of pass to the stupid foods here, but this is straight disrespectful.


chickenskittles

Not unless I were getting paid to do so.


inmochung

Definitely No


YellowishRose99

No. But I put mustard on my quiche.


Rich-Appearance-7145

Click bait, goofy I love mustard, and I love pumpkin pie, but they shouldn't be on the same shelf in the fridge.


UFSansIsMyBrother

Maybe....


seven1trey

Mother fucker!!!!


theTrainedMonkey

Straight to jail


_BannedAcctSpeedrun_

Yeah Iā€™d try a small dab of mustard on a piece of pumpkin pie and then tell whoever suggested it how much it sucked, but I wouldnā€™t waste a whole slice like this.


CompetitivePirate251

Super-high me, absolutely. The other 95% of the time me, NFW.


babyyteeth13

No , I donā€™t waste food


SuperMegaOwlMan

Fuck you OP


VerdantSeamanJL

No. And frankly, this deserves a downvote, that's how bad this is.


eharper9

If somebody paid me


Mindless_Can4885

I would. Back when I was in college I had frozen burritos in the freezer and just beer and condiments in the fridge. Long story short microwaved the burritos but no hot sauce, only ketchup, mustard, mayo , and soy sauce etc. I chose the mustard and never looked back. I still dip my homemade bean burritos in mustard. My favorites are Yellow and Dijon . Yeah the right part of my phone screen is dead so the text is wonky


ryanrosenblum

No.


TonyTomato9000

Gtfo


Apprehensive-Ad-149

Nope. Why would I mess with a lovely slice of pumpkin pie.


Towerburger32

Sry but why this makes me so angry


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Ew no why ruin that pumpkin pie


robaroo

No.


Independent-Cap7676

Jail.


DMT1984

Fuck no.


sanca739

Definitely.


Realaidenlol

get blue spheres


Jhonnycastle1072

You put mustard on a tourterie or how ever itā€™s spelt pieā€¦ā€¦ it has cinnamon and nutmeg in it Iā€™m like 90% on that ā€¦ā€¦ this is just a sweeter version of that lol


TwilightGuardian64

The amount of people here who have no idea what pumpkin pie is and think itā€™s PEANUT BUTTER is astonishing


silktouchv

no but i would send it back to hell where it came from


JBHills

No.


General-Dirtbag

I just wanna talk


Round-War69

Eternal damnation for you


marowak1000

Mustard is a warm spicy it can work on sweets like cinnamon can work on savory.


9hostface

Absolutelyā€¦..not


Motor_City_4478

Mmm mmmm mmmmhmhmhmhhmhh


GunSoup

I'm normally able to visualize new tastes very well. That skill normally makes me able to try unconventional new flavor combos. The mental image of this flavor made me dry heave.


Cantankerous-needle

I would try it. I love both flavors, but I donā€™t think they would go together


Certain_Passion1630

Sweet, salty, tart. Who knows?


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mnemosandai

Wholegrain, perhaps? I think it was called french.


Lord-Amorodium

In highschool, I used to eat cookies with mustard. So why not? Mustard cuts sugar well, similar to other sour things - that's why sweet stuff tastes better with a bit of something tart on the side.


TechnicolorViper

Drain and then microwave a can of spinach until hot. Let it cool for 5 minutes. Squeeze a good layer of ketchup on top of your bowl of spinach. Enjoy.


Delicious_Sort4059

Looks like pumpkin pie, I wouldnā€™t touch it even without the mustard. Pumpkin pie is nasty