So is it Doritos Cool Ranch or is it Wild Blue Raspberry?

Haven’t tasted it yet

Thank you for your sacrifice

It's been four hours. OP died for us all.

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10/10 response

Tastes like cool ranch smells like blue raspberry

First one. Then the other

Yes

It’s photoshopped

Google it. It's real.

Googled it. Closest thing to "proof" I see are ebay items.

They’re being sold by Dollar Tree

They’re at Five Below

Yes

It’s not real is what it is

I saw them at Five Below the other day, and there was a Cheetos one too.

It doesn’t make any sense, even for five below

What is the point of the Doritos branding if it’s not cool ranch scent?

I would buy that. It would be the ultimate gag gift if it smelled like Cool Ranch.

I’m leaning towards this post being an r/obviousplant

Eating a bath bomb would be “stupid food” I guess.

Also throwing doritos in the tub and eating them after the dust washed off.

Serving the bath water and soggy Doritos as a soup to company

Someone call up Belle Delphine, this is a brilliant fuckin' money maker.

Apparently she lost a ton of money on the bathwater because PayPal shut down her account over it (ToS violation) and confiscated $90k. She ended up still shipping out the orders so lost more in shipping costs too. Seems it's not the best moneymaker after all. At least not when processing payments through paypal.

Mods really need to start making an effort

I'm just thinking back to my utter confusion 12 or so years ago, hearing about some Florida man who ate bath salts and went all nude zombie cannibal.

If you're going to do it you can't pussyfoot around with this Rasberry nonsence. Has to actually be cool ranch scent or go home.

Imagine believing it’s gonna be wild berry but then dropping that bath bomb and the room explodes in the horrid sweaty feet odor of cool ranch. This isn’t food.

Should have told me these weren't food before I ate 13 of them

Well now you HAVE to tell us: WHAT FLAVOR IS IT REALLY?!

Industrial-grade cleaner and calloused foot skin

This one made my stomach lurch. lol.

Foot odor flavored. Aka Cool Ranch

But ...it's not food? Clearly posted on the bag it says not for consumption.

Not with that attitude it’s not!

Or with that regulated verbage! *high-five*

“Not for consumption” this is a bath bomb it says blue raspberry scented.

I wonder why it says Blue Raspberry when all I wanted was Cool Ranch scent....

It says scented

Oh idk where I saw flavored

...It clearly says scented

Is he stupid?

Brain probably broke after seeing cool ranch

Edited their comment lol

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But it does say Cool Ranch.

So they banned fruit flavored vapes for being attractive to kids…. 🫤🫤

I will believe legitimate concern "for the children" has anything to do with those regulations right after alcoholic Mountain Dew stops being a thing.

Forbidden candy.

Blue raspberry Doritos cool ranch, exactly what I want my bath to smell like

You just know some gen Z kid is going to try and eat this

It beats the tide pod craze from 7 years ago imo, we can only do so much to limit stupidity

7 years ago?! God damn I’m old

Cool Ranch Doritos..... That's exactly what I want to smell like after a bath.

Thought it was a jawbreaker at first

Some shit i would see in my dream

This product raises so many questions for me. I mean, Doritos aren't even a fruity product. What parallel universe shit is this?

A cool ranch bath bomb is wild. Imagine all the chip flavors 😮‍💨😮‍💨 Nacho cheese bath bomb next pls 😘

It would save on spray tanning! 💁‍♀️

>Cool ranch >Isn’t blue >Isn’t ranch scented

What the fuck!

Lmfao

'MURICA

I have a couple of questions, and they're both: WTF?

They have a cheetos one too

No way that this is actually made by Doritos/Frito Lay.

God I thought it was a jaw breaker.

"Babe, whats that smell?" In the bathroom: its cool raspberry ranch

Good luck if you have poor vision or can't read

This is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen

My girlfriend would love it. Probably stains the tub tho.

Oh god... where's the Obvious Plant^((tm)(c)(r)) sticker??!? WHERES THE STICKER?!?

"Capitalism breeds innovation" The innovation:

What in the UTI do we have here?

The "not for consumption" really got me

?????????????????????????????????

We need to stop making shit

wait wait, let them cook

Product: "Not for consumption." Gen-Z: "Hold my White Claw."

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I’ll allow it. Please proceed, counselor.

Let em cook

Please tell me this isn’t real. 😂

Oh yeah, the bath bomb challenge. "Doritos for life if you survive."

that is manifestly not food

[Doritos Bath Bombs](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/eTEo63RGjv)

Fuckin’ Pepsi says…I am the lane. Gross.

Is this real? Because it looks like something Wagner would come up with.

I think your supposed to drink the bath water

"nOt FoR CoNsUmPtIoN" ☝️🤓

Stupid food ❌️ Stupid OP ✅️

finally, now I too can smell like my male CS classmates from college

Doritos scent bath bomb? No thanks. 🤭

Fake

This isn't food, so it should be in r/forbiddensnacks. If it's real.