And how everyone was laughing right up to the point where the guy coulda had his leg twisted off and munched on like a drumstick. Like, "ho ho ho! Would you look at that little Billy and Sue, that fella went from feeding the croc dinner to being the crocs dinner! Ho ho ho! A real knee slapper if I ever saw one." Meanwhile Jerry is in the background legless and bleeding profusely from his stumps as the crowd points and laughs.
tbf that's actually not what's going on here. The gator is still trying to eat that chicken, he just cant see it any more and is following the human up the bank because "well the humans bring me food, so he must still have it"
They are pretty smart and captive crocodilians pretty quickly adjust to the idea that "Human brings the food so therefore human isn't food" If they didn't croc and gator shows just wouldn't be possible. they work because like a dog you can teach them to do things for a food reward and the animal can recognise that the food reward in question isn't your arm but the bucket full of chicken you came in with.
But that also means that they can end up fixating on the food bringer if they miss the food and cant see it anymore. Hence why the moment the guy who I assume is his handler/keeper (that they are smart enough to recognize as an individual) comes into frame the gator calms down straight away because its basically thinking "dude get out of the way that other guys bringing me food".
Bottom line is the gators not trying to eat any of the people here, if it was they can move more than quick enough that he would have lost a limb when he fell over. The animals trying to get the food the first guy no longer has because the gator missed it when it first tried to grab it
Then the other guy runs up and tries the 'How to Train Your Dragon Move' followed by the Chris Pratt Jurassic World move.
Not sure either worked since the gator was still advancing.
Sometimes, though, I think gators like this are just messing with them. If he wanted either one, he could have them.
Lucky it was an Alligator and not a Crocodile.
Alligators tend to act aggressive in a territorial manner, Crocs just want to eat you.
This one was probably telling him to GTFO of his swamp.
Dumb and dumb
always surprises me how calm people face death and act lazy
I would have been 2 miles away already š
No shit brother. Completely defeated. I would've sprang from the ground before he ever attempted again lol
I read "Completely defacated" at first. Which, with me, would also be correct.
And how everyone was laughing right up to the point where the guy coulda had his leg twisted off and munched on like a drumstick. Like, "ho ho ho! Would you look at that little Billy and Sue, that fella went from feeding the croc dinner to being the crocs dinner! Ho ho ho! A real knee slapper if I ever saw one." Meanwhile Jerry is in the background legless and bleeding profusely from his stumps as the crowd points and laughs.
Why pick and choose when you can have both
dumb and dumber
Alligator: " Why would I want the small turkey when I could have the giant one?"
tbf that's actually not what's going on here. The gator is still trying to eat that chicken, he just cant see it any more and is following the human up the bank because "well the humans bring me food, so he must still have it" They are pretty smart and captive crocodilians pretty quickly adjust to the idea that "Human brings the food so therefore human isn't food" If they didn't croc and gator shows just wouldn't be possible. they work because like a dog you can teach them to do things for a food reward and the animal can recognise that the food reward in question isn't your arm but the bucket full of chicken you came in with. But that also means that they can end up fixating on the food bringer if they miss the food and cant see it anymore. Hence why the moment the guy who I assume is his handler/keeper (that they are smart enough to recognize as an individual) comes into frame the gator calms down straight away because its basically thinking "dude get out of the way that other guys bringing me food". Bottom line is the gators not trying to eat any of the people here, if it was they can move more than quick enough that he would have lost a limb when he fell over. The animals trying to get the food the first guy no longer has because the gator missed it when it first tried to grab it
āWhoās the chicken now Bill!ā
Biff
Chicken? That was a big ass turkey!
you're not that croc bro....you're not that croc....
Trust meā¦
If that beast really wanted him, he'd be 2 bites lighter in a minute
For a minute I thought he was feeding a baby to that alligator. Thatās a humongous chicken.
That's a turkey
Bro literally committed a crime against humanity by allowing the stupid gene to stay in the gene pool.
He's already reproduced: ***MOOT POINT***
Redditors will see a guy give a croc a chicken and go "he doesnt deserve to live"
GET UPP
gitttt on up nowww
Gator was like "ya ya see ya later, right mf?"
Oh yes lets just walk into the water to feed a pre historic killing machine 3 times my size, what could go wrong? :)
Thatās a big boy
Damn, he almost got him. I told my wife I donāt wish death upon anyone, but I do support the Darwin Awards.
2nd guy is like: my hand will save him!
You never want to be anywhere near the water around a crocodile. Thatās exactly how they ambush you. Idiocracy at its best.
Yesā¦ā¦but fyi thatās an alligator
If that was a salt water crocodile instead of an alligator he would be dead already
White people
Florida people.
Blue people
Space people
Village People
Iām blue da ba dee da š¶
FAFO 101
After this, first thing to do is change his shorts.
Tired of your shit always making me do stupid shit for food
What chicken? Thatās a god damn turkey from my pov
Ok but why did I think that was a baby doll ā¦
Dragon
so is anyone gonna eat that chicken or can I have?
Alligator: : " hmm, Juicy dumb chicken are my favorite, especially the big ass one".
These and poisonous snakes, just donāt. They are superior to humans in many ways. Human Cryptonite, just donāt
The gator wanted FRIED chicken.
Then the other guy runs up and tries the 'How to Train Your Dragon Move' followed by the Chris Pratt Jurassic World move. Not sure either worked since the gator was still advancing. Sometimes, though, I think gators like this are just messing with them. If he wanted either one, he could have them.
One day, one day.....
I am curious how long ago this happened. Also are they both still alive. The person taking the picture is the smartest one.
I'm guessing the 2nd dude is a professional who knows the trick to get the alligator under control. So he should be alive.
Maybe right. Though I am not that brave.Ā
I just watched it again. The gator š looks to the left on land. Maybe he doesnāt like that guy. It gave up the chicken, which most like.Ā
That guy putting his hand on it. š¤£ That dino almost had a BOGO.
Mmmmm Iām going to go for the fat fucker.
Lucky it was an Alligator and not a Crocodile. Alligators tend to act aggressive in a territorial manner, Crocs just want to eat you. This one was probably telling him to GTFO of his swamp.
Itās like when you try to run in your dreams
Iām sadā¦..
Even the experts use a stick.. fucking idiot
Well now Iām proud to be human just because we are more delicious than chicken.
Don't need to be in front of the alligator to feed it... God I hope one of these bumpkins die to it.
he FA, i was hoping he FO.
Just the average fat clumsy fuck
I thought that was a fucking child
I'm always confused when people are dealing with snakes and crocodiles and alligators have the absolute bare minimum tools if any.
Being fat its not a jokeā¦
Thought that was a baby at first
GATOR: Iām sicka your shit, Billy-Bob!
Good thing he wore his brown pants!
Almost got to have fat redneck instead.
He being greedy he know he couldāve got full off that chicken š
I thought it was a baby at first.
It wanted the fresh meat.
Oh wow, he went for the big chicken