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TheySayIAmTheCutest

And here I am asking myself who's filming and why is this person not creating a diversion to get the snek to move away...


rupat3737

Camera man has to stay alive.


HuCat21

Same rules for when u see animal documentaries where the cameraman doesn't help the lil baby animal out of a life or death situation...and same narration....."this human separated itself from the rest...a fatal mistake....it will not make it" lol


No_Method-

Read in the obligatory David Attenborough voice.


mynamegoewhere

Fun fact- Eastern Diamondbacks are the largest rattlers in the world. Also, they don't like to be booped.


NeverSayBread

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open-ur_eyes

I was sweating watching this lmao ![gif](giphy|VB5WwlZIt8eRy)


D_M-ack

It’s crazy that he didn’t rattle his rattle the whole time until the very end.


Pirat

They don't always rattle in the first place. In this case, I don't think the snake felt threatened until a large creature made a rapid movement in its vicinity. I have to admit though, when he touched the snakes tail and its head went up into his lap. I may have done a bodily function.


PoppinBortlesUCF

Damn that is wild footage. Not a lot of people on the planet have had that mean mfer of a snake slither onto their lap with no incident. Easterns aren’t just one of our most venomous snakes in the US based on both venom potency and volume delivered, but also definitely one of the meanest and most aggressive. This guy was unbelievably lucky to get away from that unscathed.


iluvnicewatches

Dude, that is not how you blow a snake


actuallywaffles

The snake didn't seem bothered till right at the end. If the snake is just chilling, avoid sudden movements and relax. They're not gonna go out of their way to bite you. Pretend you don't know he's there while avoiding getting in his personal space. They're as excited to bite you as you are to be bitten. Learned this from my dad when he sat on a log with a copperhead right between his feet when I was a kid. He told us to stay calm and slowly back up towards the trail, and then he slowly stood up and moved away from the spot. The snake barely moved at all the whole time.


ChedderChethra

Your pops was legit badass, what a great story!


Xinonix1

This guy is a barrel of good ideas,”I’m gonna blow its face followed” by “I’m gonna touch its tail” and “I’m looking for something to poke it”… step aside Bear Grylls


theorgan

It already knows you’re there.


Cool_Ad9326

Who needs enemies with a cameraman like that


Piirakkavaras

No step on snek!


Hamilton4567

Whoever is filming needs to get a stick


Key-Satisfaction4967

Don't they tune into the bodyheat of their victims?


elvee68

Dude! You are crazy! There is no way! At 1:03 I would have died of fear!


ComplexNegotiation48

But can it take 260 lbs


Big-Maize5391

Darwin? Just end this stupid video and prevent further chances. Bonus if you get them both.


Gogurl72

That legit had me shaking! 🫨


johnnyblaze1999

Uhh, the other post said it's the pet snake and the venom gland is already removed


SnarkTheMagicDragon

Because the one thing I love to do with my pet snake is to let it loose in the wild.


ArgonianFly

Lol what a dumbass.


zillskillnillfrill

I've seen worse, he was actually pretty smart about it, aside from the sitting without looking down part.. but we've probably all done this at some point, just plomped down somewhere


Nearby_Lengthiness_7

The famous third invisible camera arm.


lunatucumana

Omg I feel like crying


rollthelosingdice

The camera man should have grabbed it...


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split_0069

What's that for?


OctoHelios

Leave him alone he is full spectrum


split_0069

I can see all the colors too!!!! That's not factory


Ambitious_Net_4779

Why doesn't the guy with the camera try and distract the snake? Maybe I don't maybe that would help