I had to read this 3 times, so yes, you better look and smell nice with that Grammer. On a serious note, a lot of dudes here should really be paying $200 just by the way they express themselves.
The girls bring it up first especially when you’re freshly showered,chewing gum,wearing cologne,etc. They be like “omg you smell so good, there’s guys that come smelling like caca 💀”
Every guy needs 2 scrub pads in the shower. Body and dick b ballz. Always assume you stink. Scrub them shitz till it is uncomfortable. Deodorant or cologne around the goods. The girls will blow you much longer with a smile. And wipe your ass clean before you bang just to be sure.
Take your deodorant stick and rub it on your inner thighs and taint before heading in. And scrub your bits. I mean scrub them with a scrub pad really really good.
Well genius, I had a girl lick me between my ass my balls my dick all over when I had deodorant on and prolly my ass too if I wanted. It smears. I gave her $20 bucks and bought her a chicken McNuggets meal at McDonald’s. Literally.
That's a great fucking story hahaha. Then cake it on your knee caps, wherever you want. Just get some clean, strong smelling deodorant and apply some before stripping down.And hookers don't do that so she musta been starving.
I think it happens because they go there so often that it becomes part of their normal places to go and maybe they normally go out smelling like shit lol idk, it's the same thing for why do men still piss on the toilet seat or floor. They're just gross
Men are just smelly sob by nature. I detest having men get close enough that I need to be smelling their body odor. I have never smelled a woman before though. Not their body odor. Just like their ass and pussy be smelling but even my exes I would try and smell their arm pits and nothing is noticed. Even the sweaty hk girls I don't mind it.
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Most definitely 😂😂
Don't know why you're getting downvoted 🤣🤣
The putas are telling him that some guys come smelling like 🗑️ and 💩🤣 had to read that multiple times as well to get it.
U get the idea
The putas tell you what??
That some fools smell like DTLA
And you probably smell like low tide at the beach
With sea lions 🦭😂
Tech bros who can make 400k but can’t figure out the shower
It aint just Tech Bro's
Shit
I had to read this 3 times, so yes, you better look and smell nice with that Grammer. On a serious note, a lot of dudes here should really be paying $200 just by the way they express themselves.
If he’s American he is one illiterate cocksucker.
No child left behind huh...
🤣🤣🤣 fuck u 🖕🏼🖕🏼🤣🤣
Yeah some guys smell like shit, but why would the topic come up every time you’re with a puta? Tf
The girls bring it up first especially when you’re freshly showered,chewing gum,wearing cologne,etc. They be like “omg you smell so good, there’s guys that come smelling like caca 💀”
You rigth. Nothing but old dookie and new dookie mixed together with other smelly dookie
Every guy needs 2 scrub pads in the shower. Body and dick b ballz. Always assume you stink. Scrub them shitz till it is uncomfortable. Deodorant or cologne around the goods. The girls will blow you much longer with a smile. And wipe your ass clean before you bang just to be sure.
shit before you shower
I shower while I shit...saves alot of time 😂 like an avg 2hrs per day
bro i had one who was sweaty asfuck and clearly didn’t get ready that day. regretted ts , it gets hot in there gotta be selective
Remember my first time there there was one on the pole next to the bar and I felt her back all wet 🤦🏻♂️
Let the deodorant hit your armpits and let the toothbrush hit the back of your tongue.
All that plus put some cologne on and lotion
Take your deodorant stick and rub it on your inner thighs and taint before heading in. And scrub your bits. I mean scrub them with a scrub pad really really good.
But when they suck ur dick it they complain it taste like shit if u put deodorant down there
I didn't say put it on your dick and balls genius. Around the area.
Well genius, I had a girl lick me between my ass my balls my dick all over when I had deodorant on and prolly my ass too if I wanted. It smears. I gave her $20 bucks and bought her a chicken McNuggets meal at McDonald’s. Literally.
Lmao @ Chicken McNuggets !
Haha
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🫡
*Screams* LOLMAOO!! 😂
That's a great fucking story hahaha. Then cake it on your knee caps, wherever you want. Just get some clean, strong smelling deodorant and apply some before stripping down.And hookers don't do that so she musta been starving.
She was 18
Girls don't suck raw dick bro. I've only gotten a bj with a rubber on. You musta had some down ass chick needing to make rent or something. Crazy 🤣
Of course they suck raw.
I smell blood.
Escorts largely do bbbj. It’s an accepted norm. Risky, but…..
Highly recommend. Do it all the time before banging if I haven't showered.
Shit Mouth is the worst. Bring Listerine and an extra set of dentures when you party !
I think it happens because they go there so often that it becomes part of their normal places to go and maybe they normally go out smelling like shit lol idk, it's the same thing for why do men still piss on the toilet seat or floor. They're just gross
Fellas, you supposed to go to see the ladies before you eat tacos.
Fr 😅😅
Men are just smelly sob by nature. I detest having men get close enough that I need to be smelling their body odor. I have never smelled a woman before though. Not their body odor. Just like their ass and pussy be smelling but even my exes I would try and smell their arm pits and nothing is noticed. Even the sweaty hk girls I don't mind it.
It’s normal for them to be a bit sweaty especially if the been on the pole
Yeah of cpurse it turns me on. Some sweet just cause their body doesn't like warm rooms. They apologize but I like it on a woman