I figured this would be the response.
Do you really not have a basic grasp of physics?
What do you think happens when you're pissing from a height in to a bowl?
You ever been near a waterfall?
Why tf *wouldn’t* you at home? No aiming needed, you get to relax, you know the seat isn’t dirty, and it keeps your bathroom cleaner so you don’t have to clean as often. Plus if you live with others no one complains about the seat being left up.
I’m six and a half feet tall with long legs. That’s a long way for liquid to fall unless I get down on my knees, there’s gonna be splashback even with perfect aim, let alone if the stream splits. We can’t all be blessed with midget legs.
I'd use that ugly shower curtain to wipe my ass since apparently he spent it all on the cowboy's furniture but there was no money left for toilet paper
The sink doesn’t really color-match the rest of the Navy Blue in there. But, then again, the Cowboys uniforms don’t really color-match, so maybe it’s accurate in that regard
That is possibly the saddest bathroom I've ever seen.
I assume he's single \[not just because of the insane level of 'muh team' but also the seat is up.
There's always been a tradition in the music biz that the gold records you hate go in the bathroom, which makes it sadder still.
It’s funny to think he really had to reach into the bowl and press those eagles and giants stickers on the inside. I don’t think I hate any teams enough to reach into a toilet bowl.
TV too backwards, unless there's a mirror opposite of it i guess. Also seems like an electrical hazard. I'm more horrified of the stickers on the mirror and in the toilet
Dudes only live here… how do I know? Because the toilet seat is up and they flush their pee and poo onto their toothbrushes with such pride that take a pic and post it on Reddit
Why tf is it behind the toilet instead of in front of it? When would it get used like that?
Bro is shitting south park style
Butters!
“so you have a little shelf, you know, for your comic book and chocolate milk.”
I bet the idea is to have it running during the game so if you gotta go pee you can pee without missing anything. Rip those who have to poo.
Should put another TV on other wall for poo time.
Or put up a mirror in front of the toilet.
That'll work but image would be reversed.
two mirrors in this sort of orientation \\ /
Right, so the score would go down after a touchdown which would be confusing
Guys stand to pee...
You piss long enough to watch tv?
If you have enlarged prostate you might
Long enough to miss a touchdown
At a urinal, not at a regular toilet at home
That's a clever idea for some sports venues where you can still watch the action while standing at a urinal watering the odor pad.
The ESPN centre in new York had this 25 years ago. Blew my young mind haha
You sit down to pee at home?
Of course. Why wouldn't I?
Lolol. This guy sits to pee
I usually don’t bother sitting down if I’m going to be getting right back up in a minute anyways
I'm not sitting down to have a rest, I'm sitting down to not have piss mist on my pants and my floor.
I simply don’t pee on myself of the floor lol
I figured this would be the response. Do you really not have a basic grasp of physics? What do you think happens when you're pissing from a height in to a bowl? You ever been near a waterfall?
I'm not saying it's very practical, just what they were going for I guess
They should put a mirror on the other wall.
Maybe the shitting TV is on the other side.
Is it not for using while you're taking a bath? The faucet is on the toilet end so you'd lay on the other side to see the tv
Am I the only one who thought this is for pissing standing up?
When you’re f ing
Found the guy who pees sitting down
You piss long enough to watch tv?
Why tf *wouldn’t* you at home? No aiming needed, you get to relax, you know the seat isn’t dirty, and it keeps your bathroom cleaner so you don’t have to clean as often. Plus if you live with others no one complains about the seat being left up.
You make a mess when you pee standing up? Are you a 5yr old?
I’m six and a half feet tall with long legs. That’s a long way for liquid to fall unless I get down on my knees, there’s gonna be splashback even with perfect aim, let alone if the stream splits. We can’t all be blessed with midget legs.
Even if you aim right, little drops get everywhere. You will notice this as soon as you start cleaning the toilet.
It takes like 30 seconds to pee I’d rather just do it standing up than sit down and stand back up
I pee sitting down when it’s my own clean toilet. What’s your point? Is it too gay for you?
Men usually pee facing the toilet.
I'd use that ugly shower curtain to wipe my ass since apparently he spent it all on the cowboy's furniture but there was no money left for toilet paper
He definitely went nuts with the Cowboys theme
r/tvbackwards
beautiful but the humidity gonna ruin everything.
wheres the toilet papers?
I’m assuming it’s attached to the wall or cabinet on the other side of the sink
when you enter a bathroom to do your business you never assume or you might end up ragretting.
It’s for dudes to pee and watch during Super Bowl parties lol
But it’s in Cowboys decor. There’s no Super Bowls to watch.
My mistake
I think what gets me is that he went to all the trouble of getting a blue sink, yet the rest of his decor is basically stickers.
The sink doesn’t really color-match the rest of the Navy Blue in there. But, then again, the Cowboys uniforms don’t really color-match, so maybe it’s accurate in that regard
That is possibly the saddest bathroom I've ever seen. I assume he's single \[not just because of the insane level of 'muh team' but also the seat is up. There's always been a tradition in the music biz that the gold records you hate go in the bathroom, which makes it sadder still.
Alright, fine. In this one case, that tv is likely not too high. Best be a mirror on the facing wall for #2s.
/TVTooBehindYou
It’s funny to think he really had to reach into the bowl and press those eagles and giants stickers on the inside. I don’t think I hate any teams enough to reach into a toilet bowl.
Based Eagles fan.
r/tvwrongway
It’s not too high
If there is no mirror in front of the toilet then this is stupidity
They must cry alot in there🤣
😂
Ahh a diehard Cowboys fan I take it, so I bet this one is in Dallas area :-)
Decals in the bowl? Hardcore af!
😂
This looks like the owner would have the Dallas Cowboys quarterback gagged and ziptied in the bath just behind that snazzy curtain.
… or the other NFC East Quarterbacks
What you guys don't straddle the toilet and face backwards when you poo? Where do you put your comic book and milk chocolate?
Innovative
Shit particles all ova da screen!
Wow this guy must be a golfer
Yeah pee on the star.
You need to cowboy the toilet to watch the TV
😂
He’s got the Pee TV
The tv above the toilet is an insane combination.
I’m pretty sure it’s placed like that to watch when showering or at the sink, looks like it’s a mirror in front of the toilet to show the TV also
How are you supposed to watch that tv while on the throne?
That stuff on the shelf might just put a dent in his skull one day during a rough shit
Fine. Catch a few plays while taking a leak then back to the main television.
TV too backwards, unless there's a mirror opposite of it i guess. Also seems like an electrical hazard. I'm more horrified of the stickers on the mirror and in the toilet
Dudes only live here… how do I know? Because the toilet seat is up and they flush their pee and poo onto their toothbrushes with such pride that take a pic and post it on Reddit
And why is the shower curtain 4 feet too low? I have so many questions
This hurts my eyes, but the fact that he literally shits on his rival teams’ logos? Kinda have to respect that.
Is this where they sit on the seat in reverse? Maybe another mirror. But too tacky for me.
Only a human pig pees standing in his home