My baby has trouble understanding theoretical physics. The solution? A gun. Fear is the best motivator!

That video is this?

It was one of Quackity's Jackbox streams, he has a video of it on his second channel iirc

Got a link to that?

probably can find the clip just by looking up the quote

It's on techno's shorts channel. Technothepig

That baby better learn theoretical physics! It better learn quick! Or I don’t know what I’m gonna do to that baby!

That baby better learn!!

Yohoho

This clip is my favourite thing

That baby better learn! That baby better learn right this instant or I don't know what I'm going to do that baby!

If you wish to defeat me train for another 500 years

If you wish to defeat me train for another 100 years If you wish to defeat me train for another 200 years If you wish to defeat me train for another 300 years If you wish to defeat me train for another 400 years If you wish to defeat me train for another 500 years

There is a death card in Paladins that says "Train for another 1000 years if you wish to defeat me"

You see, I used an advanced technique called *hits zoom key with comedic intent* LYING

I think this is the best one

officer i drop kicked that child in self defence

Only correct answer, slot of technos quotes are well known and he just said them once

damnit you beat me to it

both r/beatmetoit and also YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME OFFICER!

>I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water.

IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!! *slaps the desk out of frustation*

Violence is never the answer. It's the question and the answer is #YES

What video is this from?

“There’s a Jerry over there… Oh god… There’s another one… there’s another Jerry… Where are they all coming from… There’s another Jerry… HEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH”

I trully love hearing him gasping, is so cute!

I love his hypixel skyblock videos, I hope he uploads more

um... someone else take this one

No, Do it yourself

Somebody has to tell him. Should I do it?

…

I just started to play hypixel skyblock and I want more technoblade content. In the video where he gets elected mayor he says he hasn't played it since potato wars, so I don't have high hopes for more content.

;-;

You know what I'll take this one so.... the thing is buddy Alex(technoblade) died to Cancer but hey on the bright side it's 1-0 since he beat cancer once

😮

I can't tell if you're fucking around or really didn't know

Just fucking around

Yeah had my suspicion since his death impacted the internet for months but still said it on the off chance you really didn't know that emoji really threw me off

LMFAOOOOOO

The thing is, when you got 50,000 people, a few of them are gonna be serial killers. There's not really anything anyone can do about that. That's their problem.

I think Skyblock at it's core is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe. All you have is a tree, some supplies, and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure every dirt block because if one falls into the void, there's no way to replace it. And as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful, and that one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come.

"And then you bridge over to a portal and log in to Wynncraft"

"If you have a problem, the answer is slavery"

"mandatory volunteers" is another good one.

With context: "Brrroke!" Without: "I'm just gonna ✨️ gliiiide ✨️ I am above the conflicts of this mortal realm."

The bad news was I spent weeks grinding for no reason, but the good news is I AM BECOME *DEATH, **DESTROYER OF WORLDS***

Do you want to be a hero Tommy then die like one!

*proceeds to fumble building wither*

Oh wow that would have been cooler if it actually worked like that.

I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water

"Why would you set yourself on fire? Why would that be a good tactic for survival? Like natural selection would get rid of that like really quickly. Like MM, when faced with danger, theee... Chupacabra just douses itself in flames. It's not actually flame resistant tho so we don't know how this defense tactic originated but it's- it's a thing, nature is beautiful."

Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense. You want to be a hero Tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE! PHILZA LOOK OUT!! NERD!

"¡¿AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTÁ LA BIBLIOTECAAA?!"

“I was actually using an advanced technique there called LYING” Such an amazing example of how amazingly dry and deadpan in speech and mannerisms, but unbelievably hilarious Techno was as an entertainer and as a person.

He was playing checkers, WHILE I WAS FARMING POTATOES!

"HE PAINTED A MONA LISA!?!"

I'm having fun. I dropped out of college for this.

aww yes, him buying ice from skyblock shop for 30 minutes

Thank you hypixel

WATCH ME DANCE SQUID KID YOU LOSE! YOU LOSE THE WAR!

"Squid kid, you wrote the wrong number" *points at #1*

They weren't always orphans, Quackity...

I forgot why did techno said this??

[found it](https://youtu.be/SMHKPT6GBnI?si=PUn4Tze1JjCWWryC)

quackity was being stupid and forgot that orphans have to be born too so techno had to explain it to him

He is but a puppet, and I the puppeteer DANCE POTATO BOY DANCE

WELCOME HOME THESEUS!

"when life gives me lemons i make steaks." "bet you never heard about the bird and bears. imagine playing a game made of squares. i'm the 21st century, you're the middle ages. beating you is a career, mrbeast pays me wages"

“Did I really have the heart to sabotage two of them just for a measly fridge?” YES

Whatever you do, don’t reveal all your tactics in a YouTube video, you fool, you moron.

That’s Sun Tzu Edit: nvm im a idiot

Ok. My new quote is “ one day we’ll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we’ve come “

Not even close, technoblade never dies!!

I'LL PUT IT THROUGH YOUR TEETH QUACKITY

Hehhhh!!!!????

I wouldn't say I'm a competitive person.

When I die I want god to hesitate

¿¡AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA?!

"They weren't always orphans, quackity" "WELCOME HOME, THESEUS" "You wanna be a hero, Tommy? Then DIE LIKE ONEEE" "I was having a GOOD SLEEP" "I dropped out of college for this"

Officer, I drop-kickef that child in self defense

HEEEEEEEEEEH

For you, the world, Phil.

"Whatever you do, don't reveal all your techniques in a Youtube video, you fool, you MORON." -Technoblade, *The Art of Potato War*

"Revolution waits for no men"

KNOCK KNOCK, IT’S THE UNITED STATES WITH THE AIR SUPPORT!!!

So I grabbed both of my alts... And proceeded to afk on his island again!

Here, you see dream make his second mistake by letting me get a bunch of these axe crits for free. of course his first mistake was challenging me in the first place

"wait you guys hate women over there, i need to reconsider sides"

Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense

Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense

This is my boy Jacob here. He mines cobblestone for me all day, I don’t pay him and he also has no rights. „But wait, Technoblade doesn’t that sound like-„ SHHHHH….I need cobblestone

‘Whatever you do, don’t reveal all your techniques in a YouTube video, you fool, you moron.’ - Sun Tzu, The art of war

"That looks like middle school"

"well I don't want to put any dead brother pier pressure on them " or "I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water."

Welcome home Theseus

officer i drop kicked that child in self defence - you gotta believe me

quackity there werent always orphans

"There's literally a tower right there, and you thought that this naturally generated lake was the most significant landmark?"

AYYYY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECAAAA

"Subscribe to Technoblade"

Officer I dropkicked that child on self defense!

*The sounds of flies.*

"Hasta luego" -Leon S. Kennedy

"For you the world, Phil."

I'm about to END YOUR F*CKING LIFE."

“Dude I almost had you”

I can see the Skylanders subreddit in that chain :D

You wanna use strength or not? If someone starts b-hoppin' on ya, *strength* is stronger than hax. If someone, you know, actually good at video games - *strength* is stronger than skill! If someone has 12 times better stuff than you - *strength* gives you temporary Sharpness 10. from "no fun allowed" video, iirc

A)No Chaos? Sounds boring. Or: B) Point break. Damn you, Stark. or: C)Reindeer games!

I have a pickaxe ,AND I'LL PUT IY THROUGH YOUR TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dance! Potato boy! DANCE!

"You wanna be a hero Tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE!"

Finn from Skylanders reference spotted

If you win, you need not have to explain...If you lose, you should not be there to explain! - hitler

Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense

AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECAAAA

I’ve got a pickaxe and I’ll put it through your teeth!!

"He should be entering REM sleep soon, Would be a shame if someone, Woke him up... I didn’t actually wake him up, because I wasn’t sure if intentional sleep deprivation was legally considered torture or not, so I decided to shelve that strategy for the time being".

Techno: "Yeah, there's no one there [Antarctica]. There's no one there at all." Mr. Beast: "Okay, okay, I'm gonna go report this information to Chris..." Techno: "Except me - hehehHEH"

Skyblock players are some of the nicest people on the planet

I've been waiting for this moment... TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!

I have a few "Kneel before me worm!" "Yes, my lord." " I...am...Atomic" "Go Get 'em Man Chai!" "Even the God of Wisdom is restricted by the habits of cognition. How disappointing."

The thing is Tommy, You're using words, but the thing about this world is, the only universal language is violence. And we had that conversation in the pit. Edit: honorable mention “it’s fiiiinnne. Everything, is within my calculations.”

"redstonia??? and i thought i was a bad writer"

Ay caramba donde esta la biblioteca

"you want to be a hero so bad Tommy? Then die like one!" will live in my head rent free forever.

“Of course I memorized his sleep schedule” (Thousandth upvote? That feels neat ngl)

[удалено]

damn someone already said this

> Do you know who ate all the donuts?

"If you want to be a hero, then DIE LIKE ONE."

Did I just break my printer?

I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans

Now if Hypixel has taught me anything is that if you have a problem the answer is **SLAVERY**

diamond pants? no no... *but it would be funny* BUT IT WOULD BE FUNNY

Hold on I’m getting banned from the server

I have a pickaxe and i'll put it through your teeth!

«Quackity they weren’t always orphans»

Officer I dropkicked that child in self defense

".....They weren't always orphans....."

If the crown fits wear it Technoblade never dies I always come back

“I’m the second worst thing to happen to those orphans”

"Dont ask questions Tommy, the adults are speaking"

Sometimes when my mom isnt home i like to go and bury myself in my backyard and pretend I am a carrot.

I would never do that. Because I'm a good person. (It was too inefficient)

I may be an atheist, but when God sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate.

BRRRRROKE ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

The interaction between the posts proves we the better subreddit

"Hippity Hoppity, get off my property " is also my favorite

I’m in lesbians with you

"The Answer....is slavery"