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Deuces_wild0708

This is exactly the kind of content I come here for. Not relatable unpopular opinions. This.


ncnotebook

You mean you don't enjoy period cramps?


sternburg_export

The 8 billionth Dentist. Seriously, I can't imagine anyone here ever coming up with an opinion that is even more rejected by absolutely everyone. In any case, not a legal opinion, which, like this one, is purely a matter of taste that is actually nobody's business.


That_Yogurtcloset671

For every weird type of reptile there is someone who would like it as pet. This was bound to happen.


le_fancy_walrus

Lizard wrinkles are kind of adorable though.


Gen_Zer0

Found the person who wants the weird reptile as a pet


ASLochNessMonster

All reptiles are cute except the human ones


Wizardwizz

Yeah.. I don't know too many reptiles that harvest every piece of data that they can find about our lives


EllaBean17

How much is he paying you? And how can I get in on this?


TheSilentSeeker

Dude, Zuck is the best. His manners, his smile, the way he talks... He always brightens the room he is in. Also I accept paypal, venmo, mastercad.


Synicull

Sorry only payout is in MetaBucks^(TM), valued to be definitely totally more valuable that USD. The Metaverse *is real*


TheSilentSeeker

Oh yeah? Then Mark Zuckerberg? More like Mark Suckerberg.


Call_me_Darth_Sid

You've waited your whole life for this pun


TheKarmicKudu

Are you by any chance a lizard?


gigazelle

Or a robot?


Hocraft-Loveward

or both !


emoskeleton_

Oh hi mark


Jello_hell

Underrated


Zambito1

rated


[deleted]

Anyway how's your sex life?


AssCumBoi

You should get a lizard


OkSoBasicallyPeach

i would agree with you if he didn’t trigger the uncanny valley in me


KiraTheFourth

am i going insane or is this a copypasta? i swear i've seen it before, but i cant seem to find it


Jawzzzzzzzzz

https://www.reddit.com/r/The10thDentist/comments/qthr8i/mark_zuckerberg_is_cute/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

fuck the bots are even reposting text threads?


hellokittypumpkin

I thought I saw one about Mitch McConnell before


KodaPatterson

Nice try Zuck


[deleted]

Honestly yeah if he wasn't a massive dickwad I'd think his awkwardness is sorta charming


SaintHuck

I feel likewise. His soul rot leads to a very different impression.


nivekreclems

I’ll say he’s cute like in the same way Data from Star Trek is like how he’s trying to figure out how to be a real boy


overthehillhat

Which real boy? **The original in the hoodie?** (or the one he turned into)?


FORBZ101

Eeugh!


space0watch

What do you think of Jeff Bezos?


__kingslayer_

He is not cute, it's not true! It's bullshit! He's not cute! He is not.... Oh hi Mark.


professorhummingbird

Alright guys we can lock down the subreddit. It’s all downhill from here 😂


[deleted]

[удалено]


coolmanjack

>The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race


[deleted]

Understandable. Have a nice day.


PCmasterRACE187

what


_Pretzel

I bet this started with the give me the zucc livestream series


xIllicitSniperx

Get out.


LucianHodoboc

I mean, he's not ugly. With a different hairstyle, he's actually pretty handsome.


HairyPotatoKat

So what you can do with that energy? Be kind to all us nerdy awkward people :) Most of us aren't billionaire overlords that rule with an iron fist. We're just trying to make it through the current rotation around Earth's axis, and revolution around the sun. 🥺


[deleted]

Hi zucc, are you jealous that people are thrusting over the tiktok ceo??


Injury-Inevitable

When you explain it, I can kind of see it, but I can’t say that I agree


Speciou5

TikTok ceo, Wozniak, and Bill Gates in his prime are cuter tech CEOs. Bezos in his muscular phase was hot enough. Elon if you are attracted to power and money is understandable, dude has like 8 kids or something now, I'm sure all the ladies thought they could change him or something. Steve Jobs is artist hot. Zuck really is bottom tier of all the tech CEOs. I will give him marrying his sweetheart from school as being cute though.


yalikebeez

elon is literally the absolute worst looking one and steve jobs is the best imo. but zucc is def better than elon, he’s just uncanny valley scary while elon makes me actually scared like hes a threat lmaoo


Wheedies

Um … I honestly kinda agree


[deleted]

OP is after that robotussy


Zambito1

OP is a robotussy. https://www.reddit.com/r/The10thDentist/comments/qthr8i/mark_zuckerberg_is_cute/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1


t0st_g0st

I thought we were on r/CopyPasta


Lazylion2

Congrats OP this is perfect for this sub


NuclearChook

Least obvious member of US congress


[deleted]

Nice try zuck, now back on the space ship with you


GabTheNormie

This is the guy they based 'Her'(2013) on


InsaneFruitSalad

I see zuck also now programs A.I. almost bought it.


[deleted]

Just looking at him leaves me with a surreal sense of unease.


ScrofessorLongHair

You have a fetish called coprophilia.


dickshark420

This guy Zuck


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

When someone on his Livestream commented "Mark gimme the ZUCC" he said it with the emphatic ZUCC and chuckled and said "let me know what that is and I'll see what I can do for you" or something very similar. That video was very cute in the way you describe, so I do somewhat agree, but his fakeness can be very cringe and that is not cute at all.


MushroomSaute

the way his legs bend forward when he walks [😍](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/299/175/edc.jpg)


TaoP4iPa1

Nice try Zuck


BearsBeetsBattlestrG

Ok Priscilla, calm down. Mark is not gonna fuck you


iamsojellyofu

I do not find him attractive but I also do not find him repulsive like everyone else does. I think he looks ok.


Unfair-Owl2766

Please excuse yourself, nice try 👎


Hocraft-Loveward

you may be a straight man, but you may consider being robosexuel !


SGRP270

Cute little alien


KingParity

ur a robot


action__andy

This is a bot repost. Delete, mods.


[deleted]

Seek help, as I’ll be seeking my lawyer!!!!


Overthemoon-624

Yeah, especially when he's with his wife. He has this childlike excitement and innocence that most adults have already lost by that time. I hope I can find someone with whom I can be that way one day.


palozon

OK Zuck go back to your BBQ


[deleted]

OP probably has an alien or lizard kink.


UniverseIsAHologram

I find him neither attractive nor unattractive.