I mean…that’s an impressive hog on the ol’ guy but my gawd, can we call someone for that poor gas pump to talk to fer Christ’s sake?? Also…how deep was that damn thing and what exactly does using fuel as lubricant do to the inner walls of yer damn arsehole???
i don't trust like that
Now my order, IS IN YOUR COURT!
“Hey that sandwich, it’s on me.”
I go h\*\*d in \*\*\* muhfuckin p\*\*\*t nigga Leave you st\*\*\*\*n nigga, What the fuck y\*\* th\*\*\*\*n nigga? *- Hannibal Buress*
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
(The Judge and the officer settled outside of court.)
Harry!
Bro needs Jesus AND a ginger ale!
He boofs the stuff. He lives it up.
#he lives it up
*NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE*
"I'm Jesus Christ" "Prove it, put gasoline in your ass and jerk off in front of us"
“Jeremiah 29:11”
dude-you're-on-a-me 69:420
ConocoPhillips 3.59
put that gas in your ass, put that gas in your ass🎶
And then turn it into wine
Turn that poop into wine!
That wasn't very Kelsey cutieee of you
take a poop in front of us, and turn it into wine!
More like Kelsey you a lil freeeaakkkyyyy am I right?
WHAT
YOU HEARD ME
I DID NOT
SORRY I WAS SAYING MIXING A BIBLICAL STORY WITH ASS WINE WAS A BIT FREEAAAKKKAAAYYYYY knowhatimsayin? Into it
And then turn it into wine
Damn bro. Good for you.
Dudes suffering in a lot of ways but his package isn’t one
Got a decent hog on him... what a waste...
Are we sure that’s not Eric in disguise with that?
he's a car too you know flag nsfw
Eric’s car place
nsfw pls
You see the size of that thing?
I’m scared
What’s the opposite of that?
An innie
so controversial yet so brave
Gas in the ass And dongs in the front Who’s with me?!?!
Dong in the bong
Dong in the bong adangadangdiggydiggy
*FOCUS!* Your dad's here.
I'm a car too ya know!
Workers are fine
Classical italian hobby, whats the problem? This is normal where I live.
Ayo what the fuck did you just make me witness
Daddy got his juice!
Daddy has gas.
going to light his ass on fire later
With little friction, that ass will burn!
Why do the ugliest nastiest motherfuckers always have massive hogs dude
My eyes need to be bleached now
Does this make the next car that gets a fill up gay?
Only if the car knows before filling up.
That’s enough internet for a life time
Oh my god! The homeless guy from the bus station is hung! …But I knew that
I can see the funny side, obviously. However, I think that someone behaving like this should be considered mentally ill until proven otherwise.
What about the sweet drippins that come off it??
Aw man, let him finish.
Why did he stop just cuz someone is rec
Dudes rock
That dude hangs dong
Hydro cardon bro
the fuck lmao
I no clean. I'm not clean
Unsure what he is preparing for.
I mean…that’s an impressive hog on the ol’ guy but my gawd, can we call someone for that poor gas pump to talk to fer Christ’s sake?? Also…how deep was that damn thing and what exactly does using fuel as lubricant do to the inner walls of yer damn arsehole???
Even gasoline just touching your outside skin can burn so I cannot imagine how excruciating that would be...
This clearly ain’t this dude’s first anal-gas rodeo…
Is diesel any better?
I wonder how much it is to fill up his tank (no homo)
Case a beer and a little dope and he'll let you do whatever you want.
But like, we talkin’ 3 gallons?
The diverticuli hes been working up can prolly hold another gallon or so.
Note to self: *BRING GLOVES TO GAS STATION.
Damn my dude got a gurther
I'm not a doctor, but I think what you're doing there causes rectal cancer and other problems.
Mind your own business
NSFW edit: thx lol
Holy shit 😳
My Dad named me after his penis.
Is that gasoline or compressed air he’s shoving up his ass?
D:
If you get 10 liters you get a free hotdog
NO WAY THATS REAL LMAO
So its been six hours, how long do I wait to report something for not being nsfw flagged?
This is why my dad said son "you shouldn't be on reddit so much gotta watch what your feeding your brain" That comment just hit me.
Is that High test?
Yoooo wtf lol
TIL you can boof 87 octane up your ass.
…what…?
*what the actual fuck*
Buzz him, mulatto.
Any idea what the guy is saying to him?
Refueling the natural gas
So kind of him to replace the gas nozzle before putting away his own.
this is one of the crazier things I’ve seen on here
I just woke up to this. I thought I have seen everything, my god man. Wow
Classic Italian moment
Hanibal’s dad really fell off..
That’s Mike Penis Sr.
He'll s your d at gunpoint my man
Guys is hard…that’s a hanging dong
2nd one i've seen today. New trend?
Regular, premium or Diesel?
Uhhhh NSFW this shit?! Hahaha