Reverend Lovejoy dies, amd Flanders as decon and the most godly, becomes pastor of the church. Flanders finds an unknown ability as a speaker that is both fire and brimstone as well as that Flanderās folksy charm. As time goes on, he gains a larger and larger following and begins taking over all US media and begins to incorporate technology to reach a wider audience (which explains the tvās out of the floor.) Flanders is elected president and his blind followers stage a coup in the us as his church goes international. Through his populist following in all countries on Earth as well as the USās nuclear arsenal, Flanders declares himself unquestioned world leader and begins his Re-Neducation programs worldwide to tighten his grip.
He decided to put all the effort invested in being a lamb of God into world domination. That's how his potential is wasted in being a fanatic, despite the fact it's probably the kindest character in the show.
I like the contradictory jokes about religion tied to him in newer seasons, but in the first ones he was like a model role instead of a fanatic.
Hens love Roosters, Geese love Ganders. Everyone else loves Ned Flanders.
Not me!
šµ Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!
Everybody hates that stupid jerk!
He embraced becoming more animal than man.
That's only because Ann Landers is a boring old biddy.
Ned!!
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That was his first and only glass of blackberry*** schnapps, so I've heard
blackberry
/u/Re_Cy_Cling ! š±
Through wanton acts of carnality.
Yeah, thatāll be the day š
I love how even he was frustrated with their prudence
By coveting his own wife.
Mmmmm, wontons.
Gotta be careful of those blackberry schnapps.
He just follows the three C's - clean living, chewing thoroughly, and a daily dose of Vitamin Church
And cornstarch. Good for keeping down the urges.
Having some plain white bread, and a glass of water on the side for dippin'.
Gosh darn it, is Ned so pre-diddily-ictable?
Closest to God.
Flanders to God! Flanders to God!
Get off your cloud and save my Todd!
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Thanks God
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Okeley dokeley!
Catch me lord catch me
Monkey paw
A coup-diddly-Ć©tat
A-roonie!
He did it after a WHITE WINE SPRITZER SPRITZER SPRITZER
His first, and last, blackberry schnapps.
Nobody said "wizard" yet? Wizard.
Reverend Lovejoy dies, amd Flanders as decon and the most godly, becomes pastor of the church. Flanders finds an unknown ability as a speaker that is both fire and brimstone as well as that Flanderās folksy charm. As time goes on, he gains a larger and larger following and begins taking over all US media and begins to incorporate technology to reach a wider audience (which explains the tvās out of the floor.) Flanders is elected president and his blind followers stage a coup in the us as his church goes international. Through his populist following in all countries on Earth as well as the USās nuclear arsenal, Flanders declares himself unquestioned world leader and begins his Re-Neducation programs worldwide to tighten his grip.
Sounds like AI, but I like it
I wish, would have made my grammar better.
Man, i could have totally added something in here about Nedās version of the brownshirts called the āsweater vests.ā
sounds nothing like ai
Flanders secretly developed a potent apple cider-based neurotoxin, then held the world for ransom.
Cloudy and brown
Thatās why he remembers the rhyme. Too easy to spot in something clear and yella.
Acquired during the wedding feast of Beth Chadruharazzeb
As detailed in the Volgate of St. Jerome?
I mean the Vulgate of St Jerome is Latin. You philistine
/does neener neener thumbs in ears and sticking tongue out dance
What? Are you an adult
Yes and I clearly have a better sense of humor than you.
He asked nicely
The Electoral College.
I thought it was the electrical collegeĀ
It all started with his role in a commercial after he shaved his mustache.
Clean livin'
And flossin' his teeth, tail, and toes
And a daily dose of vitamin church.
He wore nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!
Stupid, sexy unquestioned Lord and Master of the world!
Fusion of Church and Sate
Used his devil powers.Ā
YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN ME! I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL YET HOMER SIMPSON.
Gerrymandering and a complaint Supreme Court
Is it holy water? It's holy water, isn't it?
I was told there would be no questions
Uh oh, āweāve get a negative Nellie in sector 2ā
Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos.
Because he's a cold blooded mur-diddly-urderer.
He zincād our sniffers
And we were gonna give his noggin a floggin'.
He hi-diddly-ay-o'd his neighborinos.
Clean livin'.
Have you been paying attention to American politics? Seems like you already have your answer!
He decided to put all the effort invested in being a lamb of God into world domination. That's how his potential is wasted in being a fanatic, despite the fact it's probably the kindest character in the show. I like the contradictory jokes about religion tied to him in newer seasons, but in the first ones he was like a model role instead of a fanatic.
I dunno. Coast Guard?
His stupid sexy charm
A wizard did it.
He actually wrote diddly.
He killed all those in power with white wine spritzers...spritzers...spritzers
In this universe, Ned never underwent the University of Minnesota Spankalogical Protocol.
Bought twitter
Have you seen the Supreme Court lately?
He became MAGA but the scary part is that he actually believed that crap.Ā
Monkey paw šµ
Stupid sexy Flanders!!
You ever hear of a man named Oliver Cromwell?
He stopped coveting his own wife
Because atheist wasnāt invented yet
He is the chosen of God
The whole world became lefthanded and since he has the only lefthanded store boom
Forget that, how was Flanders able to watch Homer run away from the screen he was on?
Leftorium really took off and he started an online store called Flamazon and became the riches man in the world
But they let you keep the piece they cut out.
A wizard did it
Kindness, flattery, the usual ways.
he's ok with footlongs
By playing drums as well as Gene Krupa
A wizard did it
He gave into the temptation and became BlackBerry Schnapps Ned.
Because heās a mur-diddly-erd-ler.
Real question is that episode inspired by anything or is it just its own thing
He is the nicest man of earth. No one saw it coming
A nice glass of warm milk, a little nap, & a full frontal lobotomy
He diddled his way to the top
He mur-diddly-urdelered his way to the top.
*...with free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!* or maybe that was some other guy.
By pandering to religious voters, of course!
He wears a pink shirt, a sure sign, that he's insane. š¤
Have you see than body?? "stupid sexy flanders"
Feels like Iām wearing nothing at all!
He had another Blackberry Schnapps
A wizard did it
What the hell you smiling at
Stupid Sexy Flanders!
Trump stacked the Supreme Court again, and this is the planned outcome of Project 2025.
As long as he doesnāt fill the Supreme Court with boys
He showed his dƮƧk and everyone else was like yeah we canāt measure up.
Heās not wrong through. But the shores are still where they were 30, 50, 100 years ago. They havenāt risen more than a couple centimetres.
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