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[deleted]

What if you can do that stuff but aren’t willing to?


Aseira

Exactly, an ugly personality is such a turn off


d2r_freak

Indeed


johnnysgotabaggy

Bad personality can turn a hottie into an insect


Surrwin

You know she a hottie because she speaks Russian and Ukrainian


devourd33znuts

Ukrainians speak both. Russians don't speak Ukrainian. She might be attractive, but if she just fled the war, you'll need to make sure you're ready to deal with her issues, because Ukrainian women, how to put it lightly. Let's just say, Ukrainian women have a strong character. If you're not ready for that, it's gonna be difficult.


johnnysgotabaggy

She maybe but she got a heart of darkness and the energy of a termite


Insan3Skillz

Don't talk down on insects they don't want her


Homicidal__GoldFish

...... i should probably stop calling myself a Persian Princess huh......


Insan3Skillz

Who tf wants to get treated like a princess? The right person (regardless of gender) will treat you like a queen. Now that's a much higher rank..


Homicidal__GoldFish

You right you right…. I started being called a Persian princess when actually doing yard work. I hate yard work, especially silly pulling weeds. All the rain we got made weeds pop everywhere. Where we live, the city is ready to pop you for it the second they can. We live on a corner lie, so they really have a field day with us. As I was complaining I got called that and it became a running joke 😊


Insan3Skillz

Hahaha, sucks to be you with all that yard work i guess 😂 I cant wait to get my own house and start getting my saplings up myself. if you're also into games or cartoons/anime you should find a guy who also tells you "well, excuse me princess" (the legend of zelda ref.)


Homicidal__GoldFish

Lmao 🤣 I actually do have that guy.. lol though he is playing Diablo and I usually play world of Warcraft. I’m waiting for diablo 4 lol Worked really hard for this house, so it isn’t as bad as I think it is. Still totally better than our apartment


Insan3Skillz

Diablo 4 gonna be fiiiiiiiine 🥰 can't wait to play myself :3 as for wow, haven't played in a while. Atm me and some friends from all over are playing raft and 7 days until that point :3


Homicidal__GoldFish

I’m literally counting down the days till beta goes live again on the 12th lol


Dude5th

Then you shouldn't write to her 😜


Hardtho

My time is not worth her second.


Quiet_minder

No way


Away_Ad_5328

Lots of women from Russia and other former soviet nations come to Italy on holiday, and this is a recurring theme. If they don't say it outright like this one, then it's implied by their choice of photos, which show all kinds of extravagant lifestyles. No Bugatti? Swipe left!


Aseira

And is the Bugatti of the right color?


ScrollLikeEgyptian

Currently experiencing exact same shit in my country 😂


skiptomylou_11

I made a joke to this Russian chick I matched up with and she didn't think kindly of it. She said this verbatim: "It seems you don't know speak to excellent woman like me" I could even read it with the Russian accent.


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Да


Itsjeancreamingtime

There's a reason self reported studies have validity problems


devourd33znuts

Best way to see if a Russian chick is worth dating or not, just ask Crimea belongs to whom? Because if she says Russia, simply put, you're better off getting tf away


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devourd33znuts

Because ask Tatars. Reason why it's such a good question to ask russians, is because it shows you whether they support the war or not. Crimea is vital to russian national identity, so if a Russian women says it belongs to Ukraine, then she understands that all of this nonsense is bullshit, especially the war too. Tatars allign themselves with Ukrainians, not russians. Stalin killed off and deported a fucking heap of them, and you probably understand that Tatars are the people that Crimea actually belongs to. And if she says Russia, well you learned everything you need to know about her. She supports russian imperialism, and will very likely suck in general anyway. And if she dodges the question, you're better off running the fuck away, because you can't trust her with anything. That's because she's pro Putin as hell, just doesn't want to admit it.


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devourd33znuts

Because Tatars don't consider themselves separate from Ukraine. And neither do Ukrainians. Tatars are as big of a part of Ukrainian history and culture, even though most of them got deported to Russia. Truth of the matter, during the sham referendums in 2014, a good portion of Tatars that protested against russians, and got arrested and whatnot. Can only imagine how many of them actually still live in Qirim, or Crimea, compared to russians, who were offered incentives to move there, on top of the fact that Stalin killed off and exiled a lot of them during SSRS. Another thing with Crimea, is that Tatars would be pretty dependent on Ukraine even if they wanted neutrality. Crimea isn't a place that's very useful for growing crops, unlike the rest of Ukraine, and the only way to really get into Crimea would be from Ukraine, if they went the tourism route, especially in Sevastopol, or other places


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devourd33znuts

Who do you plan to give it to? The Greeks? Greeks mostly settled in Mariupol nowadays, until russian invasion leveled it to the ground. And nowadays most of them are probably dead, thanks to russians.


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BudgetInteraction811

Quote the joke


-MeMeNt0-

I saw the languages and immediately thought of THIS!


Blitzkrieg-Panzer

I hooked up with a Russian girl once. Attractive, great body, mean as hell and a lousy lover. She had a bad attitude.


devourd33znuts

Sounds about eastern european alright, but that's because people here are pretty traditional in some aspects. Ukrainian women do be crazy though. Very tough character.


zjuka

As a Ukrainian woman, yes. We *do* be crazy sometimes. But this is infuriating GenZ bullshit i have no patience for.


devourd33znuts

Oh I hate the Gen zers, and I'm just a few years older than them. As for Ukrainians, I know you all too well, after all, I'm half Lithuanian half Ukrainian haha. Grew up with a Ukrainian girl too. Ukrainian women are beautiful, not gonna lie


Gogyoo

But maybe not as traditional as to forego working to be a housewife. Not trying to throw shade or anything,but if you go traditional, be a SAHM and I work the job, with my salary doubled that goes without saying.


devourd33znuts

Oh trust me I know. I'm eastern European haha.


Gogyoo

And I've dated eastern European women. "My money is my money and your money is our money" haha


devourd33znuts

Oh that shit happens too much here, truth be told.


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devourd33znuts

It does. It's just normalised in eastern Europe.


DeliciousWarthog53

"If you're not making $500,000/year or stand at least 6'2, don't write to me"


twitterfluechtling

sed "s/ or / and /"


TAway288420

Que?


guru_florida

mansplaination: "replace 'or' with 'and'" but said in programmer vernacular.


twitterfluechtling

It's kind of an insider, mainly for people working a lot on the commandline in Linux. sed is, in this case, a tool to replace words in texts. More generically, it replaces substrings matching regular expressions.


hi-there808

nowhere did she say that 🥴


DeliciousWarthog53

Did too. It's on page 648 paragraph 2. I seen it, I seen it lol


[deleted]

When I see anything along the lines of "princess" that's an immediate left swipe.


twitterfluechtling

I'll treat you as royalty, I'll be absolutely French about it 😌


[deleted]

I never really understood the “open doors for me”. It’s nice if a guy does it naturally. But he goes out of his way to do it it looks sheepish for some reason but it’s still fine if done tactfully without appearing as a suck up or a creep. But for a woman to demand it as one of the main things she wants in a guy is really off putting. It shows a high sense if entitlement and dependence.


[deleted]

I open doors for everyone, the conventionally attractive woman, the obvious gay dude, the homeless person… the bird trying to get out. It doesn’t matter I enjoy opening portals to new lands!


maddiesu

The bird killed me


progtfn_

I only open doors for insects to go out and my boyfriend 😅


Manonemo

Are you doorman?


[deleted]

Pfff I wish. Where I live that’s a union job and residents feel a lot of pressure to tip well during the holidays.


twitterfluechtling

Reminds me of the self-satisfied doors in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Gallery 😁


Manonemo

Its called manners. If you ask me, I consider it quiet impressive. But I do understand not everyone doesnt have the confidence to do it, or selfesteem to accept. Which is alright, its everyones choice/preference. At least she knows what she wants and says it... (weeding out noncompatible, sparing everyones time) And I leave it on that.


[deleted]

I agree its good manners. But I don’t think its bad manners to not subscribe into those cliche acts.


I_kinda_like_stuff

As a Ukrainian i can say a lot of Ukrainian girls, the pretty ones grow up with that idiotic mentality. They think their shit is chocolate and deserve the world while offering nothing but their body in return. I see it all the time.


theWildBananas

I think they have a kind of rough landing in Western countries though. I once met an Ukrainian woman and when I dropped her off at her place she commented how it was her first time she had to open a car doors herself. Oh, well.


Bitter_Jacket_2064

🇷🇺🇺🇦 I am not surprised TBH, they are very traditional about the gender roles there.


oblivitation

Oh, yeah, usually they even require a pretty big for Russia salaries in their bio. And if you want to find equal partner, not kept woman, it such pain in the ass. Even on pure which designed for ons/fwb they will expect you to take them to expensive restourant, spent a lot of money on flowers and other stuff and after this if you lucky enough you will have possibility to spent your money on good hotel to fuck


devourd33znuts

Ukraine is really not that traditional lmao. Ukraine depends on the region, but russia's traditionalism starts at homophobia, and ends at their divorce rates. Don't even check their church attendance, you'll be shocked. Ukraine is very modern, by eastern European standards, I mean they're trying to give LGBT people marriage rights, where as Russia puts you in prison for it.


bslow22

Last one is killer


ItsCowboyHeyHey

Princess treatment? I could force you to marry the inbred third son of a neighboring kingdom to secure a lasting peace, I guess.


progtfn_

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AcceptablePressure77

Best response ever.


Nervous-Mongoose-233

Write to her


[deleted]

Like some 1940s style letter “My dearest Ann, I hope this letter finds you well. I am currently in a German town that I do not recall the name of. I find the strength to get through the day remembering your warm embrace” That’s how you “write” a woman. Don’t forget to ask her father to court her first.


quintflacc

Dayuumn so beautiful


Designer51

That is priceless! I laughed so hard. Thank you!


progtfn_

I think she's fatherless


GiganticTree

Give her princess treatment, sell her to a foreign prince without her consent and forge and everlasting alliance.


badmadman77

She needs to be specific about the type of princess treatment she wants. Most princesses we've read about get kidnapped, poisoned, cursed, or forced into marriage.


bjs2939

Dude, one time I matched with a beautiful Russian. I thought it waa going really well. She called me handsome and then she asked me what do you do? And I said I'm an electronics technician, and she said "you're not good enough for me, your just a lowly technician" and then blocked me. I was dumbstruck for what had happened, it was like straight 180 out of there


grodtnon

Only the 'princess treatment' part turns me off


SamOntari

Right? The rest was reasonable (enough).


Zambito1

The unreasonable part is exclusively saying why you *shouldn't* message her. She doesn't give any reason *to* message her.


TheHomeStudioHorror

This bird's clearly after a pen pal all the writing she's expecting


No-Protection3247

There are a lot of men out there desperate to give “ princess treatment” her profile is for them not you


SilentNore

When they watch too many game ads....


Particular-Zombie820

Is she willing to treat me like a prince? If so then maybe we can work something out!


Love_cheesecakes_

Tinder 2.0 version for posting poems.


sidnegi1994

Are you looking for long term servant?


SOnoOnions8003

I’d treat her like a princess. Booking her ticket to India to meet leprosy patients rn.


holysmokesmybbq

she knows what she wants good for her


loupr738

I don’t want to be racist or whatever but I see Russian an Ukrainian and I think Anfisa of 90 day and No thank you


devourd33znuts

Ah yes, because eastern Europeans intimidate you. Good to know, comrade


ApplicationCalm649

There's nothing wrong with her having expectations and laying them out up front.


Xembla

Exactly, that way we can avoid wasting our time on her


take-a-gamble

The Ukranian/Russian is the real red flag


devourd33znuts

Lol no? Most if not all Ukrainians speak both.


take-a-gamble

I'm not saying its weird that they speak both, I'm saying they're usually gold diggers


devourd33znuts

That's not true though? Have you even been to eastern Europe that you can make those claims? Sure, muscovites might lean toward that, but fucking Ukrainians, really? You make that claim about Lithuanian women, and i'd partly understand, but Ukrainians, gold diggers?


take-a-gamble

I've seen enough of 90 Day Fiance to have an authoritative and encyclopedic knowledge of this t b h famalam


devourd33znuts

And I live here. You don't have an authoritative knowledge on this lol.


vain06

"If you can't write to me then you shouldn't write to reddit".


Imaginary_Aioli_45

Do people like this actually get dates?


devourd33znuts

Oh you'd be surprised. Especially with slavaboos.


Imaginary_Aioli_45

What's slavaboos? And I'm absolutely flabbergasted that someone could display this kind of attitude and horrible character and still get dates. I'm pretty sure that means I'm getting old.


devourd33znuts

Slavaboos are basically westerners who think eastern Europeans are cool, whatever, because our countries are traditional. So they fall in love with it. And then there are ones who become sex tourists who come here. They think our women will sleep with anyone, but that's not gonna happen lol


Imaginary_Aioli_45

Her Tinder profile is considered "traditional" values? She sounds like an entitled spoiled child to me.


devourd33znuts

I would say traditional by our standards at least. These are the things you expect from women here typically. They don't even sound unreasonable here, because there are a lot worse you can run into. Like antivaxxers and vatniks tbh. Like this sounds pretty typical to me. In Lithuania at least, this is very very normal. If she brought up BMWs, then yeah, you could make an argument she's entitled, but she probably comes from Lviv or something, pretty rich region in Ukraine, cuz it borders Poland. Because cars are probably more affordable there. Hard to say, without seeing what she looks like, because richer regions in eastern Europe, usually have the more spoiled women. Not saying it doesn't happen everywhere, but that's how it usually is.


zjuka

Transactional ones


Knellessurus

she is probably 25 with two kids and all ready to settle down now edit: Word


devourd33znuts

Pretty unlikely to be honest. That's coming from an eastern European. It's usually the younger girls who are like that.


Calkky

Let me guess: she's a 4?


[deleted]

Absolutely disgusting.


_the_chosen_juan_

Seemed ok until the last line


hi-there808

the replies are so weird. nowhere did she say she’s looking for someone with a nice car or an impressive income lol. all she’s asking is to be treated respectfully. why is that such a bad thing to ask for?


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zjuka

Well, let’s not be so binary. I’m Ukrainian and I definitely know which side I’m on, but I don’t think trying to speak Ukrainian to my friends from other ex-soviet republics is reasonable (I live in NY). Listing languages she knows is not the same as supporting the war.


devourd33znuts

I mean imagine trying to use Ukrainian in Lithuania, or other Baltic countries. The only people who will understand it, are other Ukrainians, or language experts who know it here.


zjuka

Actually, a lot of my friends that were born in other that Ukraine republics are putting effort in mixing in ukrainian words into russian. Like “thank you” and “you’re welcome” and “have a good day”, as a sign of support for me and mine. I appreciate it. But I wouldn’t force it on people that don’t. That’s russian style of imperialistic bullshit


devourd33znuts

That's what I mean! For example, whenever I show support to Ukrainians, both irl and online, I use Lithuanian personally, so that they don't feel alienated, that you are our own brothers and sisters. But if they told me that they don't like it, I would stop it, that being said, šlovė Ukrainai! Šlovė herojams!


zjuka

💛💙


devourd33znuts

She listed the languages she speaks. Do foreigners speak Ukrainian? Unlikely. Do other eastern European countries speak russian? Fuck yes, we do.


[deleted]

Still curious.. out of 10 how hot is she? Also curious to know any guys actually entertain profiles like that?


Ok_Pianist_6590

Smh my head classic Pisces


ChukyTheGreat

russian ukrainian 😹😹😹


devourd33znuts

Yeah, they speak two languages. That a problem to you monolingual?


Hoopricky

Id rather hear the things that you want me to write.


Quiet_minder

If (F) you(U) see (C) Kay (K): then I won’t too


readersmind_1012

The 👸 one is like ughhhh. The rest ok.


skiptomylou_11

You know, she could have summarized that by saying "I'm entitled" and it would've had the same effect.


Wise_Figure_

So does she like bath with friends to open the bathroom door


derentius68

I will 100% treat her like a Princess. By marrying her off against her will to secure an alliance with France while also imposing a massive list of restrictions on what she can and cannot do with anything in her life. Nah...I wouldn't wish that on the worst of my ex's, I think I'll just not write to her.


Working_Head3981

How are you doing


[deleted]

I hope this girl is a 10/10 with a bio like this 🥹


devourd33znuts

With a bio like this, she probably expects an eastern European lol. I'm just saying, because only we put up with their bs here.


New-Jackfruit4268

The question that bothers me is: If I fulfill all the terms and conditions - what do I get? Is she worth all the bucks?


B_stands_for_Bigfoot

besser is


LorenzManucci

She should give before wish special treatment 😌


LorenzManucci

She is looking for a servant 😅


Lovesick8089

😜 it’s called reversed psycho 😂


LucifersLoveEggs

Talk about entitled, I feel sorry for whoever swipes right on them.


Tiny_despots

Complains to her girl friends: "Tinder sucks. Nobody ever contacts me."


Ceilnguy

nobodies writing


Scary-Assistance-718

If you can't pick yourself up, write to uber princess 🤣


Spideyknight2k

Trilingual though. Very impressive. Russian and Ukrainian is basically useless but still impressive.


devourd33znuts

Russian is not useless. Nearly all of eastern Europe speaks it. Why is Ukrainian useless? Everyone should know their native language. Three languages is impressive to you? Wait until you find out that by the time you're 14 in eastern Europe, you speak 3 languages. You study English since second grade in my country, and Russian or German from 6th.


Spideyknight2k

Russian and Ukrainian are useless from a utility perspective. English is ubiquitous for tech and as a universal language. Chinese is handy to talk to 1.6 billion people. The same is true for India’s 1.2 billion people. French is widely used though not like English. Japanese is handy for gaming. There are many languages with lots of utility. Russian and Ukrainian are not very useful due to low population and utility. Americans are widely known to only have knowledge in one language so two and even three are very impressive to us.


devourd33znuts

Well, as I pointed out, it has its uses. Like in eastern Europe. If you want to get around here, as a Ukrainian, you'll use russian. If you want to get around as a foreigner, you'll be looking around for younger adults, who can speak English, where as russian is very widely available. Of course that's changing now. Though for a ukrainian, they always speak two languages bare minimum. Sure, it's not as useful as English, but we learn that either way. English is actually easier than our languages, that's why eastern Europeans are relatively good at English. We have very strict English teachers, who punish us every time we fuck up, because work opportunities suck here. Like seriously. As for the second part, it makes sense. It's just that in eastern and central europe we have to speak at bare minimum two languages, in which case English is mandatory, and three is pretty good, fourth is ideal, because of jobs.


Equivalent-Foot5774

Definitely a hard pass! Low effort bio. Will not write to her, either, so to the left she will go. 2/10.


pmarges

My son married a princess oh boy what a headache!


Zar_Ethos

Princess treatment? Over here we have a special way of dealing with monarchy...😏


[deleted]

I have a feeling not a lot of guys are writing her lol


Sinep_Tnaig

Princess treatment ey? So I can lock her in a tower and send random men to "save" her. The first one to reach her can claim her...


Tricky_Imagination25

Sorry, princess credits are no longer applicable in 2023


theWildBananas

Whenever I see this type of profile it's instant lol and left swipe from me. Princess treatment gtfo.


Oimitch

Russian and Ukrainian. I bet she goes off like a bomb in the sack!


Automatic-Divide-597

Mailing letters is still a thing? Also, how much does she weigh cuz I ain’t breaking my back for a 🐳 Someone let Cinderella know she better get back before midnight


MT128

Seems not too crazy, given to the fact that she is Eastern European, that’s a vary common thing in Russia and somewhat Ukraine, because it’s a vary traditionalist dating culture where the man is the provider. Not all women are like that but it’s a very common theme.


COTSLA

Always ask, well if I give you all that, what do you have to offer in return ?


Correct_Ad3592

Ahhh they say they are a pisces that makes more sense.


meroe_one

Swear I seent her profile in central Cali before 🤪🤣


Best-Distribution-37

Hell,. I think I would be a LOT more willing to do these things if they weren't an up front demand. Why not give a guy / gal a chance to WANT to do it? Now he's going to feel forced, NOT just the polite guy he might have been if you weren't FORCING. Dumbass. 🤔 Prerequisites never end well.


Bellum-romanum4215

Man that escalated quickly 😳. Went from open doors for me to treat me like royalty 👸. 😆😆😆


Echidna_Rude

Okay. I kinda love when people rule themselves out and I don't have to waste time and effort only to find out they weren't courteous enough to just say they suck in their profile.


nobodycares2021-

Of course Russian and Ukraine. Enough said.


progtfn_

I sense she's Russian.


HisHeightStartsWith5

Nah, no princesses


[deleted]

Ok, i won't


KCSportsGal

Damn. How am I still single?!


k_malfoy

She needs to change the tone. There are plenty of nice and well-mannered men out there who do open doors for ladies. However, should anyone demand in the way she did, it would be an instant turn off for any man with self-respect. If you want to be treated as a princess, you should behave as a princess. Simple as that.


Daishinj

Thing is I would do most of these things. But having this in a bio is such a turn off


Watercooled_fish

Let Bowser take her