So she's looking for a liar? Because any man that says they haven't watched porn is lying lmao

I haven't watched porn, I just jerk off to it. Y'all pay attention to the plot? 🤣

I have also just seen it

That’s the first thing I thought too. Not even porno but how many movies have you seen where there’s just random porn like titties or some shit.

That’s doesn’t qualify as porn.

I'm only there FOR the plot. I can't just watch 2 random people humping. HOW did they start humping? That's the content I'm here for.

I honestly just need to understand *how* and *why* she got stuck in the washing machine.

Plot "holes".

Does German Midget Fetish fall under "Porn"

Nah thats pretty much national geographic

Hell yes, I'm still in the running!👍

She does not list honesty as a demand.

she listed honor.

Honor is pretty vague, won't hold up in court.

Integrity might though

If that's the case, I know a scarred, albeit slightly hot tempered, young man who'd be perfect for her 

I identify as a man who hasn’t watched porn


Porn is fine; how do you “Behold Wisdom” riddle me that

is it meaningful that "Integrity" is capitalized? Is that a person or a place? I hope they get bombarded with South Park jokes.

Jokes by those who got nuf ‘Tegredy..

Literally

Exactly

The thing is, I know many men who don’t watch porn, but were shown it not knowing what was about to come up. So they would all be eliminated simply because of her arrogance.

You know lots of liars lol

What is “porn”? I see that word all over, I don’t know what it is. I’ve never seen that in my life.

Nakkad wrestling

For the women seeing this comment, bro is also 6 foot 5, drives 2 lambis at the same time and donates to orphanages around the world. He's the one

Sensitive, confident, works out every week, listens to every word you say, and strong jaw line to boot! Believe me, ladies, he's the One.

He saved my cat from a burning tree and then when I tried to offer him money as a thank you, he donated it to charity

Oh so you met my catfisher too?

I think it's a kind of shellfish.

Oh no!! I’m allergic to porn!!

"Porn is anything that has to do with any fertile female visuals."

fertile, you say? you have piqued my interest

Good thing I only watch gay porn /s

Meow

"P-porn....I do-....oh you mean pornography??"

She’s switching back and forth with every part of speech, she’s just that quirky

Doesn't look like anything to me

PSA: fix your bio's spelling and grammar

And get off of dating sites. You ain’t gonna find any guy like that in a dating site.

Yeah at that point the guy she's looking for will be found in the exact same church she goes to.

Maybe an Amish guy. It’s hard to believe there is a man out there who didn’t watch porn once.

My BIL is a guy like this. He has ketchup with his unseasoned, well done steak. I'm not joking.

Yeah, but does he have a pure poetic melancholic heart?

Yes my uncle (by marriage) is a well done steak with a boatload of ketchup guy. Trump also eats his streak this way.

Wow, six comments in a already a political reference lol

...about the boatload of undocumented ketchup packets?

Truly a pyschopath

P.S. not my profile

I'M OUT BOYS I feel the sins on my body

*chivralous

Also "men of serious minded"

That auto correction

Narcissist is also wrongly written.

not if she's referring to the pirate version

They does all words goodest.

I am. But I am more devoted to preaching to the lost poor lusty souls that really need redemption.

Is that bumble in the stuttgart - germany area? She came across my screen a few days ago

This time in Milan, Italy.

She probably went there for shopping. What a queen.

I mean come on everyone has watched porn, I stumble across it on accident sometimes

lmfao shes looking for a 9 year old, only male in my life that has never watched porn is my nephew. and bro is right around that corner, so she better act fast 💀

Well she is Catholic so…

But is he chivalrous and has his shit together?

I mean she's at least consistent

I found the loop hole! You just need to get amnesia. Then you don't know if you did any of those things and what you don't know didn't happen

Actually you only need a doctor that certifies you amnesia :)

Apparently, proficiency in spelling is not within the definition of chivalry.

The only men checking all these boxes are gonna have several decapitated crackheads under their floorboards lol

"behold wisdom?" I see none.

No Grammar Police, either.

I'm looking for the same thing she is and I can tell you, no, or if there is, I sure as hell haven't found them yet. 

How she thinks she'll find that in tinder? Facepalma

This is from bumble, but she's not going to find it there either!

Isn't chivalry more of a code of dueling than how to treat women

If we’re talking direct definition yes but I’d honestly say the word has evolved over time to mean what she thinks it means. Being kind, holding the door etc

Yes

Yeah, the stuff about women is how to treat LADIES. As in Noble Ladies, whose fathers have men at arms and standing armies. It’s really don’t fuck or disrespect the women of men who can cause a civil war. It’s not about how to treat regular women.

So is Eve chaste?

"No if you've ever watched porn in your life". Good luck finding that diamond in the rough lol

USA?

He said Milan in another comment


Never watched porn? Lol you want to date an 8 year old?

“I want dry, uncomfortable sex where i absolutely dont get mine” - this woman Also this woman “The sex is bad but at least it’s over immediately!”

Whats that about children lover?

I would be more worried about dating someone who’s truly never watched porn.

Does that apply to both genders? 👀

All genders

Oof, I know a lot of women who don’t watch porn (and have not)

I don’t mean regularly or chronically but I feel like most partners I’ve had are at least familiar with porn and know what they like. No big deal though.

Why do they have to be “melancholic hearted”? Does she want someone who is depressed?

She gave herself away with a big ol' red flag at the beginning when she called herself Eve and looking for an Adam. Yikes.

Purity culture wildin

She seems like the kind of woman who thinks that you’re still a virgin if you’ve only taken it in the ass

I can fix her

They are out there I would say most of them are most likely atypical people

So it is never okay to watch porn even for once in your life but it is okay to have 'low' body count lmao

why are you looking for him on tinder though? seems counterintuitive.

She seems like good fun.

So she’s going to attract a liar…

She 100% had a body count in the double ditches and now that she’s played the field and had her fun, she wants a “good man”

Searching for the unattainable.

This has to be satire

Adam here. God made me first. God loves me more than He loves you. God wants you to submit to every part of me. I am not a Narcissist. God made you as an accessory to me. Now, get on your knees and do what God made you for.

Damn lol tell em 🤣 😂

Ever watched porn in your life. Holy ba ding dang. They sure do make ‘em don’t they. Also, this is Tinder.

I don't watch porn... I watch family movies. Its heartwarming how caring and sweet those young men are when their stepmother or stepsister get stuck under a table.

This post was made even funnier when the one below it on my feed is titled "which hole first?"

Men. We got a virgin right here

A man who had never watched porn is either blind or lying

She is looking for a Virgin or an Incel. But I doubt she would be attracted to these men.

For me, it’s someone that can’t spell. That’s the deal breaker. Sorry this won’t work out 😂

No vaginal births. Only C-section babies apply within.

An Eve looking for her Adam has SERIOUSLY misinterpreted the book she claims to worship 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️

anyone that spells narcissists as NARRcisists gets my vote bc that’s fucking hilarious.

Anyone who puts hedonist, ENM, Poly, seeking unicorn on their profile or calls themselves a dom, alpha or daddy gets a huge eye roll and sigh from me.

She said she is Eve right at the start. She just wants to corrupt the man she finds.

So...just liars only?

Yes I will not try to injure an enemy's horse.

Most of this is reasonable, just a funny way of expressing it.

No pics of this person to back up their requirements? They better be a Goddess in the looks and personality department

Well if never watching porn means to be chivalrous then, I don’t think the lady herself checks her own pass box 😂

Trying to find a dude had hasn't watched porn is like trying to a needle in the ocean

Those are the kinds of people who "have sex for procreation only" in the dark and have separate bedrooms. The saltines of life

We talking the whole code of chivalry, or just cherry-picked parts?

cherry-pickled poptarts

Shes catholic. Run.

You can fix her.

Makes me glad I'm a godless heathen

eww i hate religious women on dating apps 

So if yall notice her tag says Arabic music. She's most likely Middle Eastern. She'll find someone similar that would wait but these marriages are set up quicker. IE they can be married in a few months to 6 months, less than a year. I know people from arrnage marriage cultures that will be engaged and married in 6 weeks. Even if she dated white guys (or does) men would still be interested, it just can't be displayed like that. Way more low key, "I have a traditional values," etc. It comes off to crass this way.

It also says Catholic. Sure, she could be an Arab Christian, but still.

What if I was born again?

No high body counts? So no orgasms… ok…

This the kind of female to say she wants a guy like this but when one shows up, she immediately puts him the friend zone and if they do date, she either breaks up with him or cheats bc she finds it boring

No she isn't. She is the type to love her boring man & only have sex for making godly children.

But what does she offer though?

I was expecting to see "My 3 children come first!"

“Abstinence” 🤨 sorry but I need a test drive before I sign a life altering contract. Is she Amish? There is just so much to unpack here but she’s literally removed herself from the dating pool. 99.98% of men do not meet her qualifications.. On a side note as I was typing that out I had the thought of so she like the average employer now? 😂😂