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OmnifariousFN

Every time he lies, his face shrinks another couple millimeters. He lies a lot as you can tell.


scnottaken

It's like subduction zones for tectonic plates. His face is eaten by his head, so his face shrinks but his head bulges at the same time.


TheOnlyFallenCookie

We circled back around to "alternative facts" Trump 2016 - The presidency that just won't end


tries4accuracy

I was inspired by Charlie’s “no such thing as fake electors” tweet.


Ok_Star_4136

In 2016, I was sorry that Trump was elected. Now in 2024 I can confidently say that I'm very very sorry that Trump was elected in 2016.


NPRdude

This is fake his face is way too big


KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

He stretches his face out like that when he feels inadequate.


ukiddingme2469

I see a threat to America, maybe Kirk should watch out If the SC rules in favor of immunity


KingTroober

Kharkie Cirk is the guy who, when he laughs hysterically, gets really wet lips


notaredditreader

I seem to feel like it’s 2016 all over again.


AngryRedGyarados

As soon as we let ~~The Crypt Keeper~~ Kellyanne Conway off the hook for "alternative facts" this became the norm.


jermysteensydikpix

Somebody photoshop Charlie's face onto Kellyanne's body!