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GrizzlyPell2020

I mean......has he EVER looked well?


Skadrys

Guy is 68 yo. Thought he is like 80 jesus


Secretagentmanstumpy

My Dad is 82 and looks better.


WildCat_1366

My dad also looks better until his last two months when he died of cancer in his b-day at age 83. So it's all relative and fast-changing. Wish to you dad good health and many years of life.


Adefectivememe

He's always given me Comrade Sanders vibes..


Galaxy661_pl

He looks exactly how I'd expect an old-guard soviet last dictator of europe to look like


Adefectivememe

Bro, you just described comrade sanders. My point stands.


Galaxy661_pl

Yeah


RADnerd2784

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Spectral_Hex

He's always given me creepy uncle vibes.


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

To me he looks like Adolf Hitler if he lived to be old.


Spectral_Hex

I can see that. But Hitler was a skinny little prick. Lukashenko is a fat man who looks like he's one burger away from a stroke.


comrade-linux

Not really what Iā€™d call looked well, but better than that.


Exciting_Interview35

Hopefully lost an arm!


Excellent-Week-7371

like kadirov maybe he has trouble digesting a "Polish" dish served in the Kremlin šŸ˜®


aWittyTwit-2712

Lukashenko got Litvinenko'd... Windows, shmindows.


Obvious-WhitePowder7

I love to read poetry with one eye open first thing In the morning with my phone brightness on minimum catching up on the Russian puppet news that I checked 5 hours earlier before going to sleep. Youā€™ll be the next Shakespeare if you carry on, thank you


Possible_Scene_289

Good. Only using 1 eye so it doesn't count as being awake yet.


bound4heaven

Quite poetic


Excellent-Week-7371

by "Polish" dish, I want to insinuate polonium, I don't know Polish cuisine but it must be very good ;-)


Mindless_Ad_6045

Yeah, polonium has a nice kick to it, it's an acquired taste but russians love it.


Cassandraburry2008

Pierogi are delicious. Just like grandma used to make. šŸ˜


Re_Cy_Cling

ā€œPologiesā€


HardenedLicorice

Pierogi are amazing šŸ¤¤


Adventurous_Aerie_79

> Pierogi are amazing Eh. True, if you dont have access to Shanghai dumplings, which are better. Or Raviolis and tortellinis, better still, or calzone and stromboli, better than all those. But yep. all good.


HardenedLicorice

Eh. I don't care what you consider to be better


Adventurous_Aerie_79

I dunno man, if you say "I love X food" and expect people to read your food opinion and welcome it, maybe you should welcome other peoples opinions on food too, but hey you do what you wanna on the internet.


WonderWheeler

Probably have some Borscht that is killer.


tertius_decimus

9th of May he had right hand bondaged.


Dry-Grocery-203

I also have noticed this. But whatā€™s the reason?


CDNPRS

Pure speculation but when you catheterize the arteries of the heart you can enter through through the wrist and this would have a large bandage on the hand/wrist afterwards. Source: Iā€™m a doctor


BidRepresentative728

I can agree. They went in through my wrist to get a camera in to check my heart after the new Pacemaker Implant with 3 leads. I have Myocarditis now as the third lead irritates the heart muscle.


Mositesophagus

Question, I had a catheterization but it was inserted right in the groin. It was to cauterize an electrical problem causing an irregular beat in my right chamber. Why the groin if u can with the arm?


CDNPRS

Not a cardiologist but femoral access was the standard and now itā€™s shifting to radial due to less complications. Radial is harder technically to gain access through apparently. So both are appropriate, likely just a physician preference but wrist has lower complication rate. I know both are still commonly performed.


DolfinButcher

Forced to excessively and repeatedly whack off Putin at gunpoint.


Alaric_Balthi

Not a medical professional but: The infusion can cause bruising or wider breaking of the blood vein. If latter, the other hand has to be used. Two personal stories: i was put on a drip to my hand backside and a day later i bumbed it ever so slightly and it caused all the blood vein wall to break leaking blood to the surrounding tissue. It was like a huge bulge under my skin in the backside of my hand. Not serious but looked quite unnerving when i didn't know the cause. Another time i was once a IV-drip for several days and the vein where the drip was going turned rock hard, it was like there was pencil under my skin where the vein was. If pressed it, it slipped to the side. It was fun to play with until it returned normal after couple of days. Long story short: infusion can cause damage to the vein walls, needing the change of placement. If the patient is older with 'stiffer' veins, the risk could become larger. If the antibiotic is put via IV, this could explain it.


Hot-Series9117

Phlebitis or inflammation of a vein can sometimes happen from an iv infusion. Or thereā€™s IV infiltration which occurs when in IV fluids leak into the surrounding tissue. This can result in painful swelling. Certain IV antibiotics like vancomycin or other IV medications such as potassium are vesicants and can cause blistering/tissue death if they leak into the surrounding tissues for long enough.


Dry-Grocery-203

this sounds about right to mešŸ‘


Raverack

Those damn avocados!


aurumtt

cover up wounds from infuse? i don't think one of the images was flipped.


[deleted]

Could be a flipped image?


Dry-Grocery-203

[https://www.dagbladet.no/studio/nyhetsstudio/5?post=133179](https://www.dagbladet.no/studio/nyhetsstudio/5?post=133179)


Brutusmatic

Because he went there to recieve hard-core bondage from putin


Clumsy_Claus

No kink shaming, ok?


NotHugeButAboveAvg

Bo..bo...bondaged?


Netflixisadeathpit

Putin is his leather daddy


Existential_Fatalist

It it a kink of his?


tertius_decimus

Who knows what they do with poop-tin behind the curtains...


Background-Bid-8149

yep i noticed that one..


soldiermedix

The moment you realize doing business with pootin wasnā€™t a good idea


Vitringar

Could it be that Luka really is just biding his time until Putin is no longer with us and that the plan wa s sort of riding the wave until Russia lost it's grip and faded into obscurity, the he holds democratic elections which he loses but accepts knowing there is no Russian army waiting at the border? Could that be his long game?


akstis01

Kinda doubt he plans to abdicate his throne, but I personally don't want him to kick the bucket before putin, because putin badly needs somekind of victory. Killing Lukashenko and annexing Belarus would be a big win for putin.


[deleted]

Should we be wishing that on all the pro western belarussians? Like i get it.. but surely Belarus both moving towards democracy and the west like Ukraine is better than Putin annexing them. Iā€™m not in Eastern Europe though and admittedly donā€™t have skin in the game.


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not just absorb, putin has been trying to get this fat fuck to commit his troops. Imagine if the next guy (put in place by Kremlin) was a little more friendly to that idea?


chewyduck10

I believe thatā€™s the plan. Now Russia would have full access to the Belarus military and also be able to attack Ukraine from there as well


EldritchCleavage

Bit tricky given Belarusian people have had a year to see how badly itā€™s going for Russia in the war and nope on out of there. I would be running off to Poland or Finland or the Baltics as fast as my little Belarusian legs could carry me.


[deleted]

It wouldn't matter much if they entered the war, small, weak poorly trained and poorly equipped army anyways. Have you not seen their training videos? They are literally an embarrassment... to enter the war, they would hardly be more useful than the moblicks....


mightyjazzclub

Plus half of the Belarusians want Lukashenko dead. Loved the Belarusian situation a year ago. Where luka couldnā€™t send any units supposedly because the unloyal units would just join Ukraine and the loyal units he needed for protection against the unloyal. So he couldnā€™t send anyone


rwrife

They'd be happy with an influx of involuntary recruits.


[deleted]

More meat wall... sounds about right


WonderWheeler

I thought Belarus recently closed its border with Russia?


SuspiciousLeading681

Belarus might get a leader similar to Kadyrov. Will be asked to sacrifice much of his republic's population, holds no real power, can't object the Kremlin, becoming even a weaker Puppet.


AndNowUKnow

This is the correct comment... he's just part of the plan and doesn't know it... YET


[deleted]

He knows. He's a smart guy and fully aware of the situation. The issue is that there is little he can do. Play along, stall and hope for Russia to implode is all he can do.


BubuBarakas

Could Russia feasibly takeover Belarus with the horrible state of things in UA?


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BubuBarakas

Sure troops are there, but I would imagine the artillery, tanks, etc. are all on the front in UA. They could only get so far without heavy equipment and ammo. Either way, fuck Luka. Would be great to see Belarus get their shit straight and kick the fascist out too. Them joining NATO also after UA would be glorious. Likely the absolute end of the rooskie menace.


Espinita_Boricua

Totally agree with you.


etnoid204

Heā€™s been propped up there from Putin from the start.


Adventurous_Aerie_79

Belarus really effed itself making Lukashenko its leader. Russia is going to treat them like dirt.


IRideZs

Looks like some type of wrap on the hand, this was consistent with the parade he joined Putin at


Dry-Grocery-203

Yes. But then he wore it on the right hand?


Kirkland344

Orange you glad he didnā€™t say banana?


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StreetTrial69

But did he wore it on the right hand then?


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OjibweKid

Yes. But then he wore it on the right hand?


Dry-Grocery-203

Yes


StreetTrial69

good, just wanted to be sure :D


JohnnyDerpoTHEREAL

Can it be that he wore it on the right hand?


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e_0

I don't fuckin know man, DID he wear it on his right hand??


sirhearalot

Probably heart problems, high blood pressure and fluids leaking out of the arm because the veins are in extremely bad condition


[deleted]

Maybe its to conceal the effect from intravenous equipements.


Excellent-Week-7371

yep, i thought about this too, is there a doctor who could drop a lead?


KoshkaKid

Registered Nurse here no doctor , looks like edema (fluid build up) forsure however it could be just from his age and natural declining health. To have edema on just one hand makes me believe he has impaired lymph function on that arm . Possibly from TIA/stroke , previous damage to that arm/hand , or some sort of vascular changes in that arm ( atherosclerosis,arteriosclerosis) . If he had heart failure or CHF the swelling would be more universal .


Wonkycao

Not a Doctor, critical care paramedic, agree with the RN


Bitch_Muchannon

Just random dude on the internet. I agree that fucker looks like the turd he is.


[deleted]

Canadian cannabis grower here, This is The diagnosis I can agree fully with. Much turd look to that guy


SalsaChipsandMe

Thank you for your service, may God bless your crops and your soul


[deleted]

Same to you!


Excellent-Week-7371

šŸ‘ thank you :-)


Bitter-Plenty-5303

Also no Doctor, I work in IT. A swollen left hand is often caused by a bad posture while working on a computer. I'd suggest he gets himself a more ergonomic keyboard


r0w33

I'm no doctor but will happily drop some lead into this motherfucker


bonegolem

So, realistically what are we looking at if he croaks? A free Belarus? A Russian puppet taking over? An attempted Russian puppet takeover that, at this current juncture where most orc resources are busy getting disintegrated by Ukrainian artillery, is in the best position to fail?


AzzazzelloMaster

Chaos in Belarus with civil war / Russian army trying take over. This could also lead to many Belarus Ukrainian fighters moving there to try to help liberate it. For now, time is on their side for picking timeline to liberate Belarus but if events are forced then its do or die.


Vliango

Elections, but without him getting 90+% of the vote and without putin coming in to quell the demonstrations. So I imagine a pro-European politician will win and I doubt russia has the forces left to do anything about it..


Alternative_Wait8256

Dude looks like he is going through orc transformation.


Iroscionn

Almost thereā€¦ https://fairwayhobbies.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/d440.jpg


Alternative_Wait8256

Lol šŸ‘Œ


No-Split3620

Dead man standing. He knows it.


haulparris

Thick solid tight. Looks waxy, ready for the mausoleum.


Excellent-Week-7371

[https://twitter.com/i/status/1658152929214312454](https://twitter.com/i/status/1658152929214312454) Amid rumors of his declining health, Lukashenko decided to appear in public. He reinforced suspicions with this video as he spoke with obvious difficulty and looked like he was wearing makeup.


catalinstoian

The guy on Lukas right looks like he is already on westerners payroll. So maybe there is hope.


9244604_

Bye bye! šŸ˜ donā€™t let the window hit you on the way down!


StoreRoutine3017

He must be left handed.


Specific_Brain_4084

Is that his comfortable military suit?


I_Always_Wear_Pants

Itā€™s his favorite tracksuit (weekend military edition)


elderrion

It's like *weekend at Bernie's* all over again


swordfishunter1

Looks like Gorgeous George got hurt in a bare knuckle boxing match


Gopnikshredder

Thatā€™s a bitchin combover


N_Sorta

Is this the wax version? Waxashenko hahaha


ToxicAnusJuice

God does he look like Carl from aqua teen hungar force.


Acceptable-Virus-728

A very satisfying photo!


Bicentennial_Douche

He has that ā€œselling my ass to Vladimir fucking Putin was the biggest mistake of my fucking lifeā€-look on his face.


Neandros

His polonium allergies are acting up im sure.


CornFedTerror42069

Looks like he has a case of orc hand


AletheiaS7

Well he deserves to be a lot less well soon.


Traditional_Tank5140

That must be his wanking hand āœ‹


LicenseToChill-

What's wrong with his fingers? Is he turning into an orc or an ogre of some kind?


jbrittjones

At first glance Iā€™m confused by whatā€™s supposed to be wrongā€¦swipe rightā€¦JESUS GOUT HAVING CHRIST!!!!


LeesaMoore

when putin falls, his days are numbered. whether the plane is already waiting?


TexanforUkraine

Looks like they are in a "Forest of Special Purpose"


[deleted]

Is that from biting his nails?


letsee7654321

Putin poisoning again


EldritchCleavage

I hold out hope that Luka is just egotistical and venal enough to betray Putin at the last moment and keep Belarus out of his reach. Who knows. But currently the whole CIS is giving ā€œDeath of Stalinā€ vibes.


[deleted]

Looks like putin took a fkn hammer to his hand . Well not Putin personally that shit stain is too weak to even hold a hammer but somebody did


AnybodyReasonable180

He's never looked well . I bet his mom didnt even take any baby pictures. His teachers told him it was an in-service day at school and he wasn't required to come on yearbook picture day. His mom tied a steak around his neck so the dog would play with him. In cooking class he made the onions cry .


soldiermedix

The moment you realize doing business with them wasnā€™t a good idea


Particular-Ad-4772

Heā€™s going to recover, hopefully he will try to take revenge


aaronis31337

He seems like a beta coward to me. Itā€™s more likely he will beg for forgiveness.


[deleted]

Seems like they went abit to rough in putlers SM dungeon.


ohsweetjeebus83

Hope it's cock rot he caught off putin


ToxicAnusJuice

God does he look like Carl from aqua teen hungar force.


ToxicAnusJuice

God does he look like Carl from aqua teen hungar force.


ThroatLegitimate525

a rubber one?


Sirius_10

Erysipelas with a following sepsis?


luscious_lobster

He always looks like this


abortthecourt

He looks too weak for his 79 medals as well. Where did they go?


Traditional-Dog-4471

Luka has a suitcase with the man


Traditional-Dog-4471

Luka has a suitcase with the man


SirDon22

He is a walking corpse at this stage


Flashgas

It funny how you canā€™t see pootinā€™s arm up his ass to make his mouth move. Quality puppet right there.


mushie_man

Keith Lemon has been wearing one of those for years. Doesn't mean anything until he's dead...


grantite_spall

Looks like the kind of forest setting where a ditch has been dug a little ways off the road--a ditch where bodies disappear.


im28now

Someone please photoshop him in wax figures house


happyanathema

Did anybody see him move? As this photo could have been achieved by shoving a brush handle up his dead body's ass and gluing his eyes open


newtrom

Lol, he looks like General Gothmog or whateverhisname xD


CivilSeries2528

Three months max and heā€™s dead.


Loose_seal-bluth

Holy crap. He is looking more and more like Gothmog. The orc in LOTR ROTK


backtotheland76

I don't know if he's being poisoned or not but I'll bet he has his food tested before he eats


XVIII-2

Ugly as ever. Probably a liver failure.


Hugegennytailier

IT'S A PUPPET!


Halfpricemagic

looks like he was tortured, like he burned his left fist Badly


[deleted]

One might say that heā€™s already dead inside


TheWallerAoE3

Why is there a random bald guy with a briefcase facing the woods? Agent 47? Quickly potato man, run!!!


Bake_a_snake

Bro lost his shadow


Fmartins84

Is this a snapshot of the new Tropico game? El comandante looks bloated


Nature_Loving_Ape

He used that hand to hang onto the window.


Nearby_Ad_9599

He looks a little less unhealthy compared to Putin. And yes Biden and Trump too.


Rapalla93

I need someone with skills that can take a video of this moment and just have his left hand, fall off and lay there while he keeps trying to smile for the camera.


EM05L1C3

Wtf is wrong with BOTH of his hands? Does he have a heart condition?


Davy_Boy_Smith

It looks like they tape his hand back on.


Prestigious_Media887

Looks like the orc general from return of the king


AndyTheHutt420

Yanukovyich could probanly use a roommate. Time for the people of Belarus to send Lukashenko home, to Moscow.


AzzazzelloMaster

I think out buddy had his hand accidentally jammed into a door jam a few times when he visited Putin...or maybe he just an allergic reaction to grabbing some Polonium


Espinita_Boricua

A little poison with his May Day Parade in Russia???


tomekza

He got the Wagner handshake


smallAPEdogelover

At a quick scroll on the main feed, I thought this was James Doohan and Star Trek related.


[deleted]

LOL a proof of life photo shoot


[deleted]

He literally looks like aged Hitler in an alternate history movie.


Ok_Park_1730

Why is he wearing a German police uniform?


ExtensionBet8137

Looking forward to the day when he's much more horizontal.


KongLongDong77

Novochoke on this mf...


Angry__Marmot

he looks like hes pining for the fjords


Temporary_Potato_312

Smart man standing in the woods, no windows in sight