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Nonsense_Producer

His perfectionism got him killed.


No-Campaign-1631

He thought just lying motionless in cold for a long time is difficult. He got a clever idea l will lie down next to fire for warmth and comfort and at the same time can simulate death.


alertbunty

In this example death was stimulated.


Chadmartigan

"They'd never think someone would play dead so close to a burning body!"


spooninacerealbowl

>"They'd never think someone would play dead so close to a burning body *with explosives*!"


gbe_

Yeah lemme just scoot my ass up to the cancer smoke fire. They'll _never_ notice that!


Equalizer6338

Dangerous to get that close to the fire if only getting beans to eat in your rations!


seab4ss

Yeah, just saw this on r/darwinawards. First warzone related vid ive seen on there, they are ver fussy.


BoomStickAshe

Darwin award nomination! Get this man in the running. He might beat putin.


selfishgenee

Is the second explosion is a granate on him?


Superb-Cobbler-5936

i doubt that i think that thing which was burning was unexploeded ordinance


Nonsense_Producer

Think he got double dipped.


ashesofempires

Looks a lot like a grenade cooked off from the dude who was on fire. I didn’t see anything drop onto him, and the blast came directly out of the fire. The second explosion came from him, so probably another cookoff.


Ok-Horse3659

His last position was perfect


RedLeg73

*...you're cold... colder... colder... getting warmer...warmer...hot...hotter...red hot...WTF BOOM!...*


Equalizer6338

Hahaha this one gotta take the No1 spot for most stupid suicide for vatniks this month!


ZzangmanCometh

Fake it till you make it!


matburnsage

Fake it till you take it!


FrenchCrazy

Fake it till you make it!


Major_Importance_295

Till you facking make it!!


Connect-Ad9647

Till it make you fake!


WeekendFantastic2941

Fake it till you meat chunks.


some1984guy

Absolutely #1 .


FAFOeris

lol it’s almost comedic timing - couldn’t script That better 


Stompert

“Let me just rip a big fart real qui”BOOOOM


Chadmartigan

The whole time you're thinking he's accidentally going to light his legs on fire, but nope! Really plays with your expectations, like all good comedy. The second explosion really sent it.


Intelligent-Top-007

Busted Keaton [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buster\_Keaton](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/buster_keaton)


itisunfortunate

lol wtaf.


AngryYowie

It looks like the dude that was on fire was carrying explosives in his kit.


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When he put his waist up to the fire it blew up the grenade in his own belt.


Echo-2-2

Negative. The explosion is from a grenade on the burning soldiers body. OR, from other grenades that were just dropped from the stones he was obviously trying to hide from? But the footage is too shitty to tell? I think it was ordnance on his fallen comrades body though? Or in close proximity. But, the explosion very clearly did not initiate on his own body.


ashesofempires

The first one was from the guy on fire. The second sure looked like it came from him.


WotTheHellDamnGuy

Silly me, 1. I didn't know that was a person on fire; 2. I thought the 2nd bang was from a drone-dropped grenade; it definitely originated from a waist pouch or something.


SemiRobotic

I had to rewind, this must be it. If you look close, you can see his torso immediately fly the opposite direction toward the tree branches he was trying to hide under.


lhb_aus

That's word for word what I just said to myself.


Heavy_Fule

It's a dumber way to die than Woody Harrelson's character in a Thin Red Line.


Heavy_Fule

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-to_2v8wk4Q


some1984guy

Ain’t no tourniquet for that.


Echo-2-2

Ya know? I’d have to see wtf he was carrying that frag in? Or how? But…. Knowing what I know now? That doesn’t make any sense. lol


kryptonomicon

wtf was my exact reaction too lol. bro simulated death to conclusion.


Far_Marionberry_9478

He was laying next to what?


some1984guy

Another Rooskie Mir failure. A dead burning body, if you didn’t follow my description.


Jebuschristo024

A dead Nazi, whose ammunition cooked off


MelonMusk-69

Did my man really try to play dead next to a burning pile of ammo/grenades? Heath Ledger’s Joker who?


Ok-Negotiation-1098

Bro that’s a whole dude 😂


seph2o

Not anymore


DistributionRich5320

Sorry, but that's fucking hilarious 


shaunomegane

Stanislavski would be turning in his grave. 


spilat12

Method acting. Listen, Boris, if you blow yourself up, they will think that you are already dead.


dingus55cal

xD <3


Ecoaardvark

Doing a slow scrub through…looks like some munitions in the fire went off and then his grenade went off almost immediately after.


BrokenFist-73

How terrible! ....of me. That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen....


yinyang547

Darwin award winner...


mickturner96

We're only in February but that might win it for this year


Turpentine_Tree

That guy behind RPG is still my favorite.


shinyhero1012

By any chance do you have a link of that?


Turpentine_Tree

https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/d3uhaP4yfv


It_is-Just_Me

Also commenting for the link


clownind

I enjoyed the russian shooting an rpg like a rifle.


banned_for_hate

do not underestimate russians in stupidity competition=)


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Thats some Wile E Coyote plans at work .


Ok-Construction-773

Wtf was he doing? Killed by a drone or by something which detonated in that fire?


Heavy_Fule

I assume the fire set off a grenade or something else he was carrying.


r3db3rt

I cant imagine that it was one he was carrying as he was not close to the fire too long. I rather think it was already cooking in the fire.


Echo-2-2

That, and it very very very clearly started feet away from him. I don’t understand why all you guys keep thinking it’s on him? The detonation is very clearly visibly feet away from him when it initiates.


Ok-Construction-773

My first thought, too.


RarePlan2089

My thirst thought, too.


Chat_Maigre

His last thought, too.


dingus55cal

My thought too, first.


DevonianWessex

Thought too, my first.


morphick

"Too first!" - my thought.


void_1987

Thought my! first too.


Heavy_Fule

Too first, too furious, I thought.


Living_Note_3385

My furious tought, too first!


some1984guy

The dead orc on fire beside him had his grenades or ammunition stored close to him (the dead burning orc) ignited. The alive soldier then probably had his own grenade(s) blow, removing his head in the process.


tesat

At 00:41/00:52 I see a small fire appearing between mother fire and his butt. Maybe that’s the source?


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He lays next to a burning corpse and either a grenade or a full mag on the corpse explodes and injures / kills him.


stehlify

Did his explosives exploded due to fire?


mickturner96

Yeah, something was cooking


denied_eXeal

Let him cook


Utgaard_Loke

Shit happens when you play with fire.


MathematicianLocal79

TIL, never, ever, fart in the direction of a flame.


Russ-Russ-Russs

I have just seen an incredibly sad clip of the Russian giving a thumbs up to the drone who finished him off, to this clip which is one the most funniest clip I have seen from this war.


profmaroni

You got a Link? Thanks


No_Scale6709

Looks like an explosion from the fire.


Ex_M_B

Darwin Awards winner 2024 🏆


el_grapadura101

True method actor.


zvalas

10/10 -well done


Necessary-Aide1464

They are just doing rehersal funeral. Got his ass too close to the fire i immagine


LowSnow2500

Average Russian.


tartan_rigger

What in the colon cosmonaut shit comrade? No potato pension for wife!


JimmyinNZ168

Brilliant.


Any-Celery-7168

And that kids is why actors, even bad ones, use stunt doubles.


emilioMooN

This is some next level looney tunes shit lmfao


Visual-Row3833

The thing burning was a Russian soldier and I believe his grenades got hot! Just that slight movement of the other soldier trying to play dead next to him made the grenades go off!


Wasp_Chutney

Oh man! I was waiting for the usual drone drop! That was very funny, proper Darwin Award winner there. It looks like the blast comes from the left side of the fire, like maybe there’s some discarded munitions etc Nice n quick death for him though and at least he was warm and probably not scared either.


Sophrosyne_7

>It looks like the blast comes from the left side of the fire, like maybe there’s some discarded munitions That's a possibility. Probably not his own grenades, for I would think that as long as he can stand the heat, any grenades on him should withstand it too. So the question remains, wtf was that?


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Lithauen

Nice 😁


SamReditPark

Murphy's law hits Ivan.


AndersVraaberg

Hahaha. Fkn moron


2JZ-GTElover

My guy was just trying to find a confortable position to die in


CrazyAusTuna

So some ordinance went off in the fire and actually killed him? Or was this a drone watching and he got double dropped from another drone we can't see? Method acting ftw.


monopixel

Turned into toilet paper in the end.


raberalf

Fake it till you make it?!


Sea-Direction1205

After the blast it looked realistic, until he started twitching his leg.


Macky93

Just in time for the Academy Awards


thatvintagething

That was absolutely fantastic


radbee

So this has to be one of the most unique videos to come out so far.


Ok-Comment-8518

Darwin award 2024 unlocked by Igor Pidarovitch. Congratulations.


TroubleMcZapp

u/savevideo


Even-Breakfast-166

I salute this solider, he saved the AFU ammunition. Thank you for your service.


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We're lucky that they're so f**king stupid.


MrCheeseman2022

‘Self-sacrifice’ he repeats as he scrubs his shit off his bog with a gold-plated toilet brush


vajrahaha7x3

SpBlyattered himself.... He was quite shartled when it went boomfizzle 4 shizzle..


some1984guy

Watching this at 4:52 A.M. and literally yelled out in laughter with a mix of coughing & choking, “Woahhh, what da f u ck!? Did his head …Jesus!!”


Roqies

🥹😂


Additional-Tackle-76

Isn’t faking your death on a battlefield a war crime? I feel like I heard that somewhere.


SharkRDita

A poor man, in his last attempt at surviving, tries to appear dead to avoid being shattered by a grenade then fails and gets killed on camera. Then on this sub I see comments like "lol wataf" " lol I laughed". Wtf is wrong with the people on this sub for real


m0nk_3y_gw

WILL NO ONE THINKING OF THE INVADING RAPISTS AND MURDERS! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO! FOR SHAME!


SharkRDita

It's people dying how are you this much desensitised? You think they are the ones wanting to go to war? Russian army has to scavange their fucking prisons to find soldiers. And even if they wanted it would just be a good propaganda that works against them. How can you hate this much to laugh at a man dying.


Illumini24

The "poor man" is a part of a genocidal invasion of a democratic country, and his countrymen have shown what happens when they win, that is why nobody feels bad for him. The funny part is that he managed to blow himself up because he tried to perfect his "playing dead" act a little too much.,


SharkRDita

I repeat the same thing I said to the other guy : "It's people dying how are you this much desensitised? You think they are the ones wanting to go to war? Russian army has to scavange their fucking prisons to find soldiers. And even if they wanted it would just be a good propaganda that works against them. How can you hate this much to laugh at a man dying."


Illumini24

They only have to scavenge people because the russians are starting to understand that chances are that you will die, not rape and pillage when you go to Ukraine. Bucha and Mariupol and half a million kidnapped Ukrainian children makes me feel nothing for russian invaders.


SharkRDita

I understand you feel nothing. Its just that I can't get my head over the fact that war is shit and it's really sad that people can be pushed with hate towards others. I see them as meer pown. For example would you blame [thees kids ](https://www.facebook.com/share/v/Na1XkN8jpSK4EVFL/) if when they grow up, they will wage war against arabs and rape/kill them? Or would you blame it on their education? Would you blame a now russian conscript that has recieved an anti-western education their whole life and has been taught that Ukraine is Russia and they are all nazis and that killing them is right? Again it's just sad that mankind can come to such a miserable state. I am not saying anyone should mourne their death or something , but laughing? That I can't understand.


Sophrosyne_7

You do have a point in those clips where the guy is suffering and writhing in pain and gets showered with mockery and malice, I don' like that either. But here it's more about how he got himself killed, along the same line as the "Darwin Award" memes or those "Idiot Drivers" videos. And his purpose in life for the moment was to kill Ukrainians. This war is waged by Russia with utmost brutality, so yes, this poor sod gets laughed at.


HoochMaster_Dayday

I just wanna be transparent and admit that I enjoy some morbid entertainment so I'm not knocking this content, but it might help you to notice that even when redditors are acting righteous they are at their core doing so out of less than honorable interests. I think they get off on being part of whatever the agreed upon norm is for the month. They don't really "care" about anything. What you're seeing is just mask off.


UlyssesRoser

People are fucked. And it’s costing Ukraine everything.


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pppppppplllp

> Zelenskyy should have surrendered and saved the Ukrainian citizens Ahh yes, they would have lived happily after surrendering


cranberrystew99

Surely my oppressors wills stop oppressing me after I surrender to them! /s Surely the bully will stop stuffing me in lockers after I submit to him stuffing me into lockers! /s Surely the political assassinations will stop once I accept that there will be political assassinations! /s Surely I'm safe once I forget what I was afraid of in the first place! /s


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pppppppplllp

so pro Russian.


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pppppppplllp

🤦‍♂️


FrenchBangerer

What a pathetic attitude to just allow aggressive nations to take what they want with force or just the threat of it. You moral weakling fascist supporting clown.


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pppppppplllp

sweet summer child, did you not witness Burcha? history is full of genocide and unfortunately this is the only way Ukraine can stop it. Russia and/or Putin of course can stop anytime they want. How about giving up land? Remember 2014, they gave up a lot of land. It won’t stop.


Xatastic

You are reason why Russian could win.


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Xatastic

You are right all Ukraine should surrender before invasion.


FrenchBangerer

Ukraine is not left with nothing. They are at war. More like ruzzia has failed to take everything from Ukraine.


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FrenchBangerer

I don't watch that shite but I do enjoy listening to Russians or their sympathisers try to cope with the slow yet inevitable crumbling of the shit stain that is the Russki Mir. Slava Ukraini. Heroyam slava. Vs bude Ukrayina.


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Illumini24

Just like everyone should have just lain down their weapons when Hitler came knocking. The result would be approximately the same for the Ukrainians. You are a disgusting piece of human for supporting the russian facists.


m0nk_3y_gw

> Zelenskyy should have surrendered and saved the Ukrainian citizens absolute destruction. Sit down Chamberlain Once Putin gets Ukraine, Ukrainians will be sent to the meat grinder of his next invasion


FishBreadMenu

Have a lot of casualties to this special military operation their country did and all it's glory, blood & guts probably the inspiration for this act


Conscious-Ad-1848

If indeed the majority of the Russian soldiers are as stupid as this one, then I predict that this war will last for many decades..


No-Vehicle5447

This is the silliest death of sll the war I'd say. If any of you knows of a sillier one I'll be delighted to hear


Hot_Laugh4044

Uhahaha


FishBreadMenu

Ukrainian drone give him the dead guy part


wildpelica

He's dead now 🤣🤣🤣🤣


NiloValentino88

Whahahaha


arbeidsongeschikt

Drone operator is also stunned by the reaction. Ha


FlamingFlatus64

When method acting goes too far. And the Oscar goes too......


ZenOrganism

He was fuckin going for it 🤣


real_don_berna

Looks like his pants catch fire


Interesting_Button60

I don't know how it's possible to be this dumb. hilarious stupidity.


dandanua

Mission failed successfully


Responsible_Lead9652

Trying to stay warm, blows himself up. Good job!!


Phil_Coffins_666

That's some serious method acting. Is there an Oscars for vatniks?


GUNGHO917

Jeez, the blasts almost put out the fire


bink_uk

Omg thats funny


HerbM2

Method acting taken too far when you're willing to be blown up and set on fire to simulate a death scene. Outstanding candidate for Academy Award for best actor in a documentary.


Powrs1ave

Maybe it was a Drone Battery?


Mygo73

Don’t they teach you in the army that when stuff gets hot it goes boom?


Sophrosyne_7

One possibility, the drone operator was laughing so hard, he accidentally touched the release grenade button.


v0r3a0

What a cartoonish way to die.


coldandready

Now he is simulating it perfectly


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He won't win an Oscar anymore.


Powerful_Pie_7885

Yeah let’s lay down next to my fully kitted burning buddy. What could possibly go wrong.


Useful-Internet8390

Just cozied up to the flaming dead guy- what could go wrong? His grenades wont cook off- LOFL


ResearcherOld413

Life really said sike u thought


Timely-Opportunity-5

So be careful what you wish for


JulianZ88

No way they are so stupid. *watches the video* I stand corrected.


PreparationWinter174

Now that I've stopped laughing: That's a burning mobik he's curling up next to. You can see boot and camo pant leg oriented toward the top of the screen. This guy sees his squad mate killed and thinks: "Ivan's burning corpse make good prop, I lie next to him." What a fucked up bunch.


azlscoupe

Man... attention to deal.


Swanman593

He nailed it in the end.


Shot-Operation9172

Tomorrow's show is cancelled.


exstasi92

This is what happens when you fart too close to a fire.


daveslazydaze

the fuck did i


e92m3-335i

He died as a fucking perfectionist… This is just damn hilarious.


drunkenmonki666

Darwin award needed here.


AlexanderTheGrenade

Couldn't be any more perfect.


True-Philosophy-6335

He wasn't simulating. He was preparing. Rehearsals.


clownind

This is amazing footage for so many reasons.


ZigzagHands

You cant make this shit up anymore wtf