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Murai-birdybirds

From https://t.me/hochu_zhyt 34-year-old Anton from Volgograd with the call sign “Wise”, went to war voluntarily, having signed a short-term contract long before mobilization and even managed to demobilize (!). But the war was not enough for him, and in June 2023 he again went to Ukraine. The second time I was not so lucky - I returned home in a zinc coffin, and a document with the cause of death “died”. And this is where the fun begins. Anton's relatives find traces of beatings on his body and later learn that the military registration and enlistment office officially received other documents, where the cause of death is indicated... suicide! This means that the family is not entitled to any payments or compensation. Moreover, in all possible instances the relatives were denied an examination, verification, not to mention the initiation of a criminal case. 🤷🏼 Another curious point is that “Wise” was not yet paid extra for his second trip to the war: “He had problems with his salary. He received 30–40 thousand. The first normal salary was in November 2023.” 🫠 That is, the man deliberately went to certain death to fight for the state, which cheated him out of money during his life, and repeated this trick after his death. But he could turn to us, stay alive, and also get the same money without risking anything while sitting in Ukrainian captivity .


Reverendbread

“Cause of death: Died” is hilarious to me


lostmesunniesayy

How to be both accurate and inaccurate simultaneously.


allthesemonsterkids

As the EMTs say, "injuries incompatible with life."


modernmovements

"Cause of Death: Yes"


[deleted]

Cause of death: ceased to live 


Accomplished_Alps463

Cause of death: being a ruzzian.


jeditech23

"Sudden Death Syndrome"


4_bit_forever

Killed By Death


Organic-Pace-3952

It’s hilarious because that’s the stat that pops up in escape from tarkov when you kill yourself. Haha


Colorblend2

Utterly so.


denied_eXeal

People do die when they are killed huh


wingshot8

Yes, fascinating story about a persistent Russian soldier ...., and with such a ***great ending*** about him and his family***!***


boblywobly99

reminds me of The Kentucky Fried Movie: "Death is still the number one killer in America..... please give generously \[to this charity\]."


Red_Trapezoid

I'm starting to think that "wise" must have been a sarcastic nickname given to him by his peers.


Icy-Suit-6445

Just like 'Slim'


Red_Trapezoid

Exactly. I forgot that I used to know a guy who had the nickname "speedy" given to him. He was not fast physically or mentally. Also I suspect it might have been a cruel shorthand for "special ed" as well. Don't feel that bad for him though, he was a massive piece of shit.


haysu-christo

He bludgeoned himself to death apparently.


Why_You_Mad_

> 34-year-old Ain't no damn way. That guy looks 50. He's got crows feet and forehead wrinkles 5mm deep. Wtf


PM_ME_UR_BCUPS

Crazy what happens when your primary caloric intake is fermented potato juice distillate


den_bleke_fare

Yeah, I figured him as being about 45 based on the face. Sick


cybercuzco

Look he told his CO attacking that Ukrainian position would be suicide and what do you know he was right.


Quen-Tin

Cause of death: "falling into the greed and propaganda trap, after loosing the own moral compass in an inhumane warmongering society crashing with the reality of Ukrainian bravery and will to resist this BS."


Murai-birdybirds

Not so wise after all 😅


TrustM3ImAnEngineer

It’s suicide to join the Ruzzian army. Clever Putin.


Sozebj

Russian version of Catch 22. He died in Putin’s catastrophic war of territorial expropriation.


howismyspelling

Recruiter: "you want to go back? Bro you are suicidal lulz"


Anomaluss

Many orcs kill themselves after getting wounded in the line of duty. I wonder if they are refused death benefits too?


Visual_Swimming7090

Prob denying anything that remotely looks self inflicted.


Erick_L

Notso is his first name.


happyanathema

Or Un


MathematicianLocal79

That’s his North Korean cousin.


Tasty_Marsupial8253

His Chinese cousin is Hu flung dat, brother of Wun Hung Lo.


Odd_Juggernaut_1166

Wun hung lo, huh, that must've been the guy on the tower in the caged ladder.


minkey-on-the-loose

Un is a popular name also.


Due-Street-8192

WOW, 400,000 plus suicides??


18pursuit

\+250 accidentall fall from building


Reptilian_Brain_420

Name didn't check out.


Guilty_Wolverine_396

A word to the wise: you are as wise as you think...you died


sARapi123

I must agree with Russian MoD: going back to Ukraine after a full tour is suicide...


__Slava_Ukraini__

Call sign "stupid", would have been more appropriate.


Purple_Clockmaker

Maybe he could add 2and2 in the land of total imbeciles


18pursuit

New Call Sign "fertilizer"


Tight_Craft8903

That call sign was aleady taken.


liquid_at

he did volunteer to go back.. so it's not a weird classification... he should have known what awaits him...


NotAzakanAtAll

You are on to something.


Ok-Construction-773

Think I remember him. Filmed himself in a car, talking of going back because the money was good. Apparently, Ukraine ammoneytion was even better.


lostmesunniesayy

> ammoneytion You stressed the phonetics there but I'll award you 1 point.


Ok-Construction-773

haha, thx


Confident-Grab-7688

I also remember some guy like that, but I'm not sure if its him. Do you maybe know the name of the YT channel?


Ok-Construction-773

Impossible to remember, there's been so many channels. Could have been on "Daily Kos" or "War Translated" or on Twitter, definitely not on YouTube .


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og_toe

these people who keep going back are essentially cleansing the world from themselves lol


hasjosrs

Gf noob


[deleted]

get gud .


og_toe

wow people really don’t have anything more interesting to do than die in some ukrainian forest


Murai-birdybirds

Dying and not even getting paid


og_toe

volunteering to die!


supcat16

AKA suicide… ah, I see what they did there.


Benson_8_8

Genius!


WILDvWOLFPACK

The wise man builds his house on the rocks, this fool built his house on the sand. And his family now complains about the seas wrath????😂😂


Illustrious-Ad1074

Russian military hack! Tell them they are about to be sent on a suicide mission then claim they were suicidal for going.


[deleted]

What a beautiful story! I cried!


Mountain_Degree9219

Wise choice.


Separate-Ad9638

sounds like putin's way to cheat these serfs of their compensation, smart and ruthless as usual


Sky-Daddy-H8

Aren't all those attacks we see the Russians do basically suicide charges, guess that saves Putler a lot of money.


TheLeadSearcher

Sorry no bag of onions for your kids!


FlamingFlatus64

Joining the Russian army is now officially an act of suicide? O.K. then.


[deleted]

No lada for you Olga


ProfessorxVile

His call sign may have been "Wise", but his fellow orcs called him "Rooster" and made him do some things that are usually reserved for mommies and daddies who love each other very much.


Hungry-Photograph819

How the fuck did he get that muzzle in his mouth.


Benson_8_8

He shot himself in the back of the head?


ccg91

Maybe his subscription to being an idiot was not paid in time


Both_Brilliant6744

Play stupid game, win stupid prize.


withinyouwithoutu

That’s the new reason to not pay out families…. Not that they deserve shit…. They should have talked them into not going to murder Ukrainians. I have a feeling the “suicide” rate of Russian soldiers is about to sky rocket


Gopnikshredder

His brother notsure is devastated


VladimolfPoetler

He died of death....that's really unwise!


No_Cauliflower4512

AT LEAST RUSSIA COULD GIVE A BAG OF ONIONS FOR HIS SERVICES


obzerver666

Hope all orcs will be so wise


xlxc19

Rest in P155


triadwarfare

Makes me think that those who shot themselves rather than die an excruciating death due to a bleed-out must be having second thoughts. If a Ukranian drone manages to film the Russian soldier doing it, that gives evidence to the Kremlin to deny his family compensation.


Murai-birdybirds

Second thought too late, unfortunately some of the footage are too pixelated for them to be identified by their family. And while I sometimes feel sorry for these poor bast*rds, this Russian soldier deserved what's coming for him and his family


madman875775

Womp womp


HuntDeerer

It's a very common russian practice, they've been doing this in previous wars as well.


Benson_8_8

Dying? Or, cheating those who died?


HuntDeerer

Both but I meant giving wrong causes of death.


[deleted]

Sucks to be them … maybe they’ll get a 50kgs of onions?


estelita77

russians are encouraged to grenade themselves to avoid becoming POW. They also self eradicate after being hit by UA drones... so yeah... oh well. Too bad.


[deleted]

Going back a second time is suicide.


itreetard

I mean, suicide isn't exactly an exaggeration


MugPuntertoo

Good. What a shame he got a second tour.


Quirky-Scar9226

Oops. Oh well.


toddlangtry

Good russian


joe18425x

Not a 'wise' move.


llama-friends

Did he fall from a 30 story window?


tora1941

Was not a "wise" decision going back, or going there in the first place.


grcthug

And?


Red-bearded_viking

HAHAHAHAHAHA You reap what you sow, Ivan! Slava Ukraini!


Top-Stop7655

There's a misnomer if ever I saw one


wombat9278

He got a coffin ? Come on , he got a plastic sack like the other orcs. To come twice to Ukraine in pootlers hoard is definitely suicide


Snafu1908

Is that a box of daipers ?


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ネオコンはこんなしょうもない根拠のないネタではしゃいでるのか、生粋のキチガイ殺人鬼だなこいつらゴミは


heavencs117

Well, to be fair, they seem to shoot themselves almost immediately after getting wounded rather frequently, I suppose it's possible lmao


Worth-Highlight-8734

And I should care why?


DaveWierdoh

Volunteering for the army in Russia is considered assisted suicide.


Gold_Afternoon_Fix

Does anyone actually care about the fate of ruzzians anymore?


BigMembership2315

Even better


Anacreon

I suppose it must have been a suicide mission.l


DutchPilotGuy

Russian ‘wise’ is as russian ‘wise’ does.


Pristine-Sea7462

Good.


twatkc

Good riddance


fuishaltiena

Naive fools will still think that he's just a poor mobik who was forced to go to war against his will.


Odd_Juggernaut_1166

Should hav3 been call sign 'dummy'


hugh-g-rection551

nice flag on his cap.


18pursuit

someone send them a bag of flour


vanisher_1

This Russian is the definition of Nazi, Italy 🇮🇹


Designer_Excuse_1028

Welcome to war


Acceptable_Wall4085

To volunteer into Putin’s meat grinder is a form of suicide,so I guess there’s no denying he did it.


Psyched_investor

Ohhh… because they were volunteering to go to a war in a foreign soil. They were suicidal!! Brilliant Russia!


Majestic-Disaster-38

Always good to hear there's less filth walking around


DeOptimist

Lol what a douche.


Aedeus

I'm pretty sure they were never going to compensate them to begin with.


Massenzio

Indeed... Joining orc army is an innate suicide...


ClassFun1580

Suicide mission counts as suicide.


oSanguis

Maybe 'Wise' wasn't the best choice for a call sign. 'NoPotato4U' would have been better.


Straight-Storage2587

Gimli: That counts as one!


[deleted]

Good


bearfeet55

He is lucky he made it home in a coffin. Thousands of his mates are being eaten by wild dogs and rats as we speak. Food for thought - stay the fuck out of someone else's country.


bearfeet55

Wise by name only, certainly not by nature.


Snoo-8094

Not "wise" enough.


ImHeartless666

Lol.


Scatpornentusiast

oh well


Basic_Macaron_39

Good


AirBear7174

Not so Wise, then.


LoadedGull

His call sign should’ve been “Billy Sastard”


yozza1958

Serves him right for being a greedy shit,he had his chance of surviving.Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦🇬🇧🇺🇦🇬🇧


Individual-Home2507

Cause of death = no longer living


-rogerwilcofoxtrot-

A kind of Justice. Rest in Piss, Русский сукин сын


bullanguero82

Well.. it kinda was suicide. I guess "wise" means something else in russian.


Etherindependance5

No wise , no more guy . Bye bye


dexter1959

What? No Lada? Not even a yogurt maker or cake?


Bladesshadowcoc

Self demobiliZed. 🤣


whosgonnacleanthatup

Committed suicide by volunteering to fight against Ukraine, twice. He was begging for it, and he didn't even know it.


No-Split3620

Care factor, zero. "Wise" in life behaved like a stupid thug for a murderous regime and got what was coming to him. The fact that his family is now being shaken down by that same murderous regime is a case of poetic justice at its finest.


19CCCG57

His other call sign was "Moron".


naitch44

Not very wise after all


gggg566373

Why is every Russian photo has tons of trash? It's like everywhere they go , they litter.


Fine_Piglet_6814

Well as soon as he crossed the border it was suicide.......


Accomplished_Duty969

Finally some truth out of Moscow


Old_Fart52

'Killed By Death' - like the Motorhead song


Accomplished-Air5840

Russia must be running out of potato's and onions, to pay the families of the dead. Probably because they send all the rural famers to there death in meat waves.


Nesturs

Ah. The Ankh-Morpork definition of suicide.


wurll

I mean if you choose to go back a second time then I guess it could be classified as suicide. “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.”


Temporary-Ship6525

Yea.they don't commit suicide over there. Recalling a full page of videos of Russians committing suicide. Maybe,maybe not in this case.


[deleted]

Fucked round, found out,


mysticdragonwolf89

People die when they are killed.


Ebolaboy24

So in the end this seems un-wise on several levels. As in “Wise was unwise and then he was un-wised”.


Hendrik_the_Third

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


SoCaldude65

Thoughts and prayers...right? 😆


Clear-Hour835

Damn rest in peace may the family have peace with this after grieving 🕊️🙏


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DblClickyourupvote

Because there may be limited to no medical aid on the battlefield


SpiritualCat842

You lack critical thinking skills. You literally believe “Russian soldiers are killing themselves so that their family doesn’t get death payments” and that’s such a stupid thing to even give thought.


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[deleted]

He went voluntarily? But but redditors told me russians are coherced, otherwise the FSB will throw everyone out of the window!