Were Scheana and Brock/Kyle Chan/Bravo/the DJ/anyone unable to pay for and book an audio engineer in a major city for two songs? Scheana owns TWO homes and Kyle Chan is throwing a whole party for a brand opening!? Is that not a business expense? Why was Tom the only person who could/would call someone and pay them to plug in microphones? Am I going crazy???

Not crazy, it's just all fake so Scheana can use it as a reason to be bast fronds with him again

Super rehearsed - they are bad actors

Right? It's pretty clear why they never made it in film/scripted television

At least we didn't have to hear her sing as good as gold...

Oh shit, can’t believe they aired that consent comment!

you mean given the current legal issues?

Indeed

I was absolutely shook.

The STD comment sent me. She is so right.

Ariana is far better than me because the I would’ve chosen violence EASILY.

So hard to watch this knowing how Scheana KNIFED her in the back.

LMAO, Brock looks like a literal clown

Ariana 👏 does 👏 not 👏 care 👏 about 👏 your 👏 relationship 👏 with 👏 Tom

Jesus what a bunch of effing morons. So the girl moved on and reached AND IS CONTINUING to reach levels of success the rest of you will NEVER achieve. Stfu. If she doesn’t want to effing talk to or interact with a cheating ex stop pushing that narrative. You want to? Aces.. do you. God it is the stuff of true fantasies seeing the way Ariana’s life is playing out.

Also...if she's so successful, why wouldn't they completely kiss her ass. She has so many more connections now than ever before. She could pull for them.

Because that would require them accepting she’s LEVELS above them. They live in denial. The house is caving in and they literally don’t know what to do other than scream and cry lol

There she goes, me me me me me me (everybody take a shot!)

Brock is completely playing Scheana so he can be an honorary Tom/Jax stand-in come season 12. He’s not even good at manipulation. It’s so transparent and slimy.

Lala proving she is the gaslighting, garbage human we all said she was. Fuck her and her bullshit monologue

Yo toms last words EWWWW

Literally proved Ariana’s point in one swift sentence. What a snaaaaake

💯 glad he did though. He proved to the entire world that he is a full Narcissist.

Yeah he really thought he did something there. Loser

Lala just said out loud what I’ve been suspecting: scheana and her are trying to befriend Sandoval to hurt Ariana because their jealous of her success, her “thriving”.

💯🎯

Scheana is coin operated

Lala is fake as heck. She is absolutely disgusting. She is awful

What just happened, holy shit.

Well, here we go. It's been fun watching along with this sub. Thanks to everyone who made me laugh these last few months with your hilarious snark ♥️

Ally shamelessly sliding in to eavesdrop is so relatable

Lol what is this final scene. This show is not that serious. 

I said it on the other sub but honestly that felt like a series finale ending even though it does seem like season 12 will happen. I could see season 12 possibly being a cast reboot though and lala scheana and maybe the toms move to the valley for season 2.

Low key cried. I hate flashback montages.

End of an era montage

Absolutely loved all the old footage of them 😭

And Lala's voiceover was self-serving bullshit.

She needs to be truthful, even though I wasn’t blah blah blah

La-rampant-hypocrisies-La Kent

I honestly can’t see the show coming to back for another season. The producers put all their eggs in the wrong basket and Andy saying Lala is the voice of the season?! It’s done

Andy has a very low IQ if he was taken in by a voice over.

I can see it back. The shop will be open. Ariana will be back from chicago and LI. It will be around them opening the shop Ariana being busy working, James DJ even bigger, Lala having her two kids, Scheana singing good as gold. The toms im just not sure. I just see it moving to following them as reality stars not about just LA. Otherwise just end it.

Video game of redemption 🤣

Gotta love Saggyballs' vicious, self serving outburst at the end, once again pissing all over the redemption arc they tried to create, this asshole is as stupid as he is evil. Also, so like Lala's "pain" over Ariana is just that she is butthurt that Ariana got paid more? For the life of me I can't imagine any other reason she is so activated over something that does not involve her over surgeried ass. God she is such trash.

You guys, I think we’re all forgetting that even Tom included her in the picture at the upfronts and Venmo’ed her money, only Jax called her to check on her the day after her six hour dental surgery!!! Who is the true friend to Scheana???? #justiceforjax (that was sarcastic btw)

LMAO did Scheana join the Ice Capades while they were in town? Eta: she would probably be a better skater than she is at singing

What did she just say about stds??

Because he was fucking around on her with likely multiple people, he could have given her an STD

I got the point I just didn’t hear what she had actually said, I thought she had flat out said he did and not that he could have.

She was also saying that hiding from your partner that you're sleeping with other people means your partner does not have informed consent in terms of their sexual relations with you.

I think she said something along the line of it was basically the equivalent of leaving her for dead in a ditch after a car accident with how he could’ve given her a deadly STD going behind her back like that - I think that’s what I heard???

OH MY GOD FUCK THIS ASSHOLE SAGGYBALLS

And Lala too. Hypothetical bitch thinks her opinion means a damned thing.

I think your phone's autocorrect has done you dirty, but hypothetical made me giggle because, that ho ain't even real!!!!!

Ariana is such a good friend. Scheana doesn’t deserve her.

If Brock is going to speak, he could at least do us the courtesy of removing Sandovals d*** from his mouth.


Omgggg Scheana. “I do remember who he is for me” — yeah, someone who will do things so you feel indebted to him! It’s honestly so gross.

literally. Permormative. All of it.

She froths at any male attention and looks past the fact that Sandoval is using her. Brock is using her too. Literally

Lisa sucks. “Ask yourself. Do you love him?” Wtf? Her manipulative misogynistic way is pathetic. I just can’t. 

When she said "that's non-informed consent!!" referring to Tom cheating I just about dropped my taco!! Imagine being being cajoled to interact with some one who didn't care about potentially giving you an STI...and then people being mad when you didn't. https://i.redd.it/svim13gjp4zc1.gif

You can’t apologize and then automatically expect an apology back. Shes not genuinely apologetic

She is desperate for more screen time, I guess because she is objectively not good at styling hair and needs another vocation?

100%! I’ve never seen her once have decent looking hair on the show. Like not even once

I am pretty sure the front of Sharts' hair just fell out from her "dye job"

OK but what is the plot twist. That it didnt go how Scheana and sandoval and lala thought. They all planned for TOm to talk to Ariana.

I’m pretty sure it’s the way Tom had a hot mic and laughed off camera like a fucking movie villain when he allegedly was just trying to apologize.

I need the internet to fucking RUN WILD with that shit. Drag his ass like a drunken frat bro who can't get out of the way in Pamplona.

Seems like production sent him to that table to do just that - they knew Ariana had a boundary and they intentionally broke it on camera to get her to react. And Lala breaking the fourth wall was her throwing a fit that it didn’t go the way she wanted it to. Why does it matter if Ariana left? Who does it hurt?

Right. Like it doesnt even hurt their pockets cus they still making money

I don’t get it either…and why did he say it was good for him? Because they all (aside from Katie) turned on her?

He thought the audience would think she was a bitch and he is "just trying to be kind"

Yep he really thought he did something there.

Because up to that point they all thought ppl were going to take thier side. Im sure production told them the narrative they were going for. So they thought they looked good because they tried but ariana just walked out. You know like lets worry about Toms mental health and not Arianas

And where did production get this intel from? Katie's bot battalion on IG?? Lala already told us she has 10s of *THOUSANDS* in her army 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰

They tought they could change the narative and make ppl think that yes Ariana should move out nad yes she should talk to him. When in reality most pppl are fuck no she doesnt not need to leave and she doesnt need to talk to him

There was no plot twist. It’s just something dumb Schwartz said.

When Scheanurr asked "What do I mean to you?" It gave me the mega ick. It feels like there was weird subtext in there and the question felt like it was coming from an ex-girlfriend who's philandering boyfriend was trying to woo them back.

Yeah it was so weird

Lala intoxicated with rage makes me uncomfy. https://i.redd.it/11npl8dnr4zc1.gif It just seems like she truly is so miserable. I hope she gets help.

Lisa proving Jax right by being a prop


Anybody else think we’ll be subjected to a Scheana/Sandoval song next season?


Dude fuck Lala

 “…and it’s so genuine”

Break all the fourth walls!! This is what I’m here for.

Ugh fuck StalkerJo, so obviously trying to get more screen time. 🤮

Katie’s face 🤣

So perfect!

Aaaaahhhh I remember my "I don't want peace!" era

Katie’s a real one

Yea Shartz diminishing what Tom did, such bullshit

Diminishing what he assisted Sandoval with

100%

Ugh I hate them both. Everything they say and do is complete for the camera bullshit

scheana and Brock should feel really silly. I hope a one time payment of $4000 was worth looking like a fucking fool forever.

Where is Randall‘s redemption arc, Lala?? Non of her arguments make any sense at all.

GET BROCK OFF MY TV. I'm absolutely sick of the man. Why does he get even a second of screen time? He isn't interesting, he isn't attractive... he's just a misogynistic POS.

Ariana is such a good friend. Scheana doesn’t deserve her.

Love Lala having the night Schwartz wanted

Took me a second to realize that was Brock lmao

Ariana and Dan walking off in the black and white slo-mo with random people no one can name (the same way Sandoval started the season) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

One of them was Brad, he was struggling to open the door which was hilarious

Why is the red headed dude with the little person mom randomly in scenes these last two episodes?

The ending with lala monologue was unbearable. This show sucks

Lala for the win!!! Which I never thought I'd say, but Ariana is insufferable! Bitter just like Katie, moved on with a new guy quickly etc etc.

that finale was absolute trash 😂

I love how Sandoval and Ariana are saying *the exact same thing* about each other to other people. They belong together 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I heard Sheanna say something about apples and Ariana say something about Applebees. What did Sandoval say?

"[Name] is *performing*. [Name] doesn't care about any of these people. Blah blah blah" Tom and Ariana are literally the same person 😅

Katie will forever have more smoke for Sandoval than Schwartz (her "friend"--her words, not mine) because Sandoval is the reason she and Schwartz can't be together. This isn't about respecting Ariana's "boundaries" (because, lets be real, Katie didn't care about Ariana's existence until she FINALLY got a JOB out of it and Ariana was fucking Dan at Scheana and Brock's wedding) it's about Katie's deranged desire for "retribution"--the gag is, she's never going to get what she wants as long as she's still desperately clinging to her ex husband. There. I said it.

Ok, well, I have more unsolicited opinions: Scheana feels like she's "losing herself" as she is *trying* to cater to Ariana/Katie's demands, and Scheana is having to center *HER LIFE* around what other people want. My advice to anyone in a similar situation (whether it be family or bAsT FrEnDs): PUT YOURSELF FIRST. A real friend would not ask you to put *their* mental health above your own--and, if they do, they're not a real friend. #RUN FOR YOUR LIFE Edit: the downvotes are cute, but that's all y'all have. Keep it coming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Scheana’s core character flaw is and always been that she doesn’t know who she even is and has crafted this persona of what she thinks everyone wants her to be. She needs to set some boundaries of her own maybe she’d actually have some real personal growth.

As opposed to her friends that are NOT in committed relationships? Wtf are you talking about? 😂😂😂😂

Scheana is a people pleaser and doesn’t understand boundaries. It’s ok for Ariana to not want to hear about her ex all the time. It’s also ok for scheana to be friends with Tom. The boundary here is that Ariana will remove herself from that friendship because that is her boundary. She isn’t telling anyone to not be friends with him if they truly want that. She’s just saying if that’s your choice that’s ok but I can’t be around you. Scheana doesn’t understand that. I’m guessing maybe you don’t either?

>Ariana will remove herself from that friendship >She isn’t telling anyone to not be friends with him if they truly want that Pick one. You're contradicting yourself, girl 🥱

Wow pretty tough how Dan laid down the law by not shaking Sandoval’s hand. That was like #3 guy in the group-type energy. 👎

He unnerved Sandoval when he did that.

Ariana would've been pissed based on what Lala Said earlier in the episode.

Shouldn’t have talked such a big game. He’s a clown