The whiplash from “How dare you storm off and not do your job” to her doing exactly that

Ok but I’m still very confused as to why someone storming off in a situation that is not yours would trigger this reaction?

Lala's jealously jockeying for maximum outrage-position-screentime-attention. That. is. all. And I loved that Lisa spoke out against Lala's hot take, saying that walking out was exactly the most authentic thing, that she herself wouldn't have wanted to even show up.

But it’s soooo embarrassing because she’s not making any reasonable statements and she genuinely just seemed outraged with it’s not fair and jealousy

Agreed, Lala is completely unreasonable, makes no sense, totally just jockeying for attention.

spot on 

LFU really needs to leave this show. Every single reunion she's the one you hear from the most. Between her and Scheaner how can anything be about anyone else?

🎯💯

Ready to be disappointed. BUT looking forward to Ariana on Disrespectfully pod tomorrow!

Oooooo thanks for the reminder !!!

Dear God Scheana sucks Not at all surprised, just needs restating. Thank God we have Katie's facial reactions.


“She talks shit about you FUCKERS” showing exactly how HE sees them

I wish Andy would stop laughing at Tom’s weakass sex jokes.

I literally just texted someone that. Why is laughing, and genuinely! Also just not a good look PR wise

Lala let the truth slip out - she’s only pushing this shit because she ‘didn’t get to dictate’ how her situation unfolded and Ariana was smart enough to know her contract and didn’t let producers force her to do anything she didn’t want to. Lala is weak and unintelligent.

Annnndddd, my hate for Lala will fully be solidified after this.

Came here to say, I've never hated her more, and this is after the show, so yes, I second that.

She has no talent and is the most uninteresting person on the show. How delusional of her to think they were giving her a spin-off 😂

After listening to the resurfaced podcast where she was laughing about Katie’s skylight accident, I’m fully fucking done with her. I hope she gets fired and I hope Stassi cuts her off, which she should’ve done a long ass time ago

So, is it just me or did Utah Baby Bottle "out" the entire show, and most importantly HER ROLE IN IT, as fake during her backstage rant? She clearly said "I am never around Ariana and I don't fucking care about Katie" She was the first one to audition for the show and to have no real connection to the main cast, and it shows. She is not "in" the friend group , never was.

Came here to say this. She just “randomly” popped up working at sur and somehow became a consistent main cast member after like a single season? Theres been plenty of people who came and went (charli, max, dayna, etc) who actually worked there beforehand and are still friends with the core main cast today. Lala never had an in with the main group and she’s bitter. Most knew each other for years before this- she was clearly someone who auditioned/was a producer plant. Thats why she either a- never has a solid story line and its mainly her arguing with other people and stirring the pot or b- her storyline always take a backseat to someone who has been there since the/almost since the beginning (scheanas pregnancy, scandoval/“randoval” lol).

Bang it out? Really Tom..

They showed everyone's disgusted reactions

I don’t care, choke! 😂

😂😂😂⚰️

💅🏼💅🏼

Why is Lala calling Brittany Kentucky muffin if they’re friends??? And Lala in case anyone hasn’t told you, being the first one to laugh at your own jokes is super cringe and you do it CONSTANTLY

I think she was trying to say that they’re super tight, while also throwing jabs to get on the valley and have an entry storyline that they can then resolve and Lala’s on the show.

Yeah but it’s just Lala again. Trying DESPERATELY to be funny, she’s the least funny on the show. Notice how cringiley enough she’s the only one laughing at her own jokes a lot of the time

I think Tim is the least funny on the show.. those cringey sex jokes ugh

Sorry why is there a commercial every 7 mins? 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

Because they’re trying to stretch this shit out into three episodes when two would have been plenty

Seriously, they spent way too much time talking about dumb shit too. God this season was pretty awful

Sandoval has said so much absolutely bizarre shit in this reunion

And to top it off, that bit to lala about respect?

All the weird creepy sex “jokes” that he keeps slipping in. Disgusting on a whole new level. How is it that I actually have even MORE hate for him.

What did he say about rolling when Ariana said it was disrespectful? I’m hoping that scene is elongated in the uncut tmrw

He said that in response to Scheana saying that him & Ariana’s relationship had good and bad moments (just like every other relationship), he was basically saying that their good moments were when they were doing drugs

His definition of quality time was doing mushrooms together soooooooo………

Omg wtf! He’s so disgusting what is wrong with him? Why were his feet not held to the fire, even Tom was shocked by how much blahblah and scheana stood up for him. I hope Ariana and Katie quit the show on the podcast tmrw lol

His hot model girlfriend has got to be so very proud

Ariana finally said everything she had to say to that man. I'm proud of her ❤️

Genuinely insane that no one brought up how Lala hid her boyfriend for two seasons! I’m guessing this has to do with NDA’s but it’s so stupid watching 3 hours of a reunion with Lala on her soapbox for 60% of it and everyone can see her hypocrisy about hiding things and no one says it.

Lala trying her damndest to stir a pot no one wants stirred this reunion. She beggggging for drama and no one is folding.

it’s not GOODBYE 

People love to accuse Ariana of this, but LVP is the true queen of stank face

Without Lala it would have ended with Sandoval’s rant, Ariana walking off and Sandoval’s hot mic moment, her commentary wasn’t essential for that ending

Lala is going to be the reason why VPR RATINGS DIE. Many are just not tuning in to her negativity anymore. I stopped watching and glad I did. Now I get my tea from Reddit and social media.

I’m about to stop watching because I can’t stand watching her stupid stank face she does with her pursed lips.

Omg you’re so right She’s burned all the bridges and accomplished nothing at all

“What do you say to people who think you should have moved on by now” how about “fuck the fuck off”

NO, *you* eat a dick

good one 😂😂😂

Seriously! "I'm rubber & you're glue!!" - Tom Sandoval in every argument age 4 to 58 (or however old he is these days😂)

Let Lala walk off, she has ruined the whole show and is the fakest person there

lala really thought we would agree with her byeee


She seriously thought we would think she was #SOBRAVE

These “men” are ding dongs. Lala too

We called it, Utah Baby Bottle is going to say BUT I WAS PREGNANT as an excuse for her vile behavior.

Convenient the person yelling accountability can’t be accountable for her own fucking actions. Look I’ve had a kid, I remember the hormones - but they were never an excuse to be a self-centered two-faced pos to my friends.

My main takeaway from this reunion is Lala made a total ass out of herself

Same.

I'm sorry Scheana, I forgot you were there.

First ten days, now eight? Lala is a POS

lala is garbage.

Truly

Didn’t she say back stage “I’m creating life” about being pregnant 🤦🏻‍♀️ I can’t wait until her girls are teenagers and they turn against her. Finally someone will put her in her place.

Watching the ending and still confused about the bomb drop….. so there was nothing

I think it was them watching the final moments of the season together for the first time.

Yeah I didn't get to watch it, but it sounds like they just played the clips that we saw? Like I guess that's interesting because they showed Ariana's reaction, but why was it presented as though it'd be new content? Really confusing

So boring - we literally saw that all from the previews

Nope. Nothing. Turns out Utah Baby Bottle is a shitty, selfish, immature , self centered, entitled trash hag, and thankfully Katie and Ariana don't care. Scheana is a sniveling flip flopper All the dudes suck. No surprises!

Yup. No surprised at all.

Sooooo many commercials.

I AM DONE WITH LALA FR IF I EVWR SEE HER FSCE AGAIN IM DONE

I’m with you … she’s walking off? Keep walking But no. She gets attention and sits back down. Lala the Loser.

And Lala will read that now we all don't ever want to see her again, and she'll blame everyone BUT HERSELF for having wrecked her "business that supports her child."


It's so obvious they were still trying to make Ariana the villain here. Over it. Sheshu is so far up LFU's ass. LFU using her baby as an excuse for everything. Is this what we have to look forward to if VPR continues? She wants an "even playing field" but only how she sees it. I never really liked her but she annoyed TF out of me this season. She's shown her whole fake ass and that she doesn't care about anyone. Sandavol's joke to Ann was so dumb. The way he was very quickly able to turn OFF the waterworks showed again, just how fake he is.

I felt like Scheana going straight to console Blahblah said A LOT, considering how much she crying about losing her friendship with Ariana.

That part

And at the when Scheana gave the speech about how good of a friend Lauren had been to her…she was trying to save the only friendship she has

Lala is so angry, she’ll never get it

i would rather have mf RAQUEL/RACHEL ON THE SHOW THAN EVEN LISTEN TO LAUREN FROM UTAH SAY ONE MF WORD. i’m fuming at this hoe rn

Lala and her mf bridesmaids dress

She’s ready for junior prom with that ugly ass dress

Can't wait...

lala can “choke” lmfaoaoaoa

this reunion was the biggest joke ever. i hope lala loses all her followers on insta and takes some time to get some mf help 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i don’t wanna see her dumb ass ever AGAIN

Worst reunion of all. 

I'm horrified. Brittany basically told Lala Jax was abusing her because of the nanny situation, and Lala couldn't take her head out of her own ass to assess the situation clearer. Instead she made it seem like Brittany is purposefully ruining her special day. And even after some time, she's still yelling about it like Brittany fucked her over. My jaws dropped. It's a gender reveal, not the birth of your child. I'm actually so grateful Brittany is taking steps away from Jax, I hope she stays the hell away from that man. If by some miracle anyone that can reach Brittany sees this, please make sure Brittany is doing well and doesn't go back to him at all or give a damn what he does except for when it involves their child. She deserves so so much better. The glowup after leaving a man dragging you down is unreal. Everything will be better

Lala considers loyalty nothing short of someone who will follow her every whim, no matter how ill-advised.

Lisa *REALLY* wants Ariana to stay, y'all 😭😭😭😭

Brock had a kid with Scheana before he appeared on the show

FUCK YOU GO EAT A DICK SAGGYBALLS ETA: Utah Baby Bottle can also EAT A WHOLE BAG OF DICKS ETA2: OF COURSE Utah Baby Bottle doesn't want to stay seated when it's clear things aren't going her way

Bravo isn’t airing the secrets revealed episode?

Next week

The ad said it would be exclusively on Peacock

No it’ll be on peacock tomorrow

The secrets revealed episode was supposed to be next week to coincide with the Valley finale. Is it on earlier now ?

Yes at the end of the episode they say “don’t miss secrets revealed uncensored streaming exclusively on Peacock May 29th”

Cool thanks

What...? I'm lost. Why does Ariana think there's going to be another season of VPR???? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Edit: Why are y'all booing me? You want the show to end 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"I just want you away from me...so I stayed in the house for a year and tormented you and didn't pay bills"

He should’ve left. And leaving isn’t so simple when you own

She was dragging her heels with coming to the table in negotiations for months and had more than enough income to leave the situation and deal with the legal element later

In some states, leaving is looked down upon in a court setting. And again, why didn’t he leave? He’s the cheater.

Because, as you just said: in some states, leaving is looked down upon in a court setting Your own logic can't function in a single sentence

Yes except he did the crime. He gave up all rights to their home and life when he fucked it up. My logic is sound

#WHAT CRIME??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I don't think he had the ability to since she wasn't paying mortgage or bills.

I want to praise Lala for being sober for 5+ years and having to work with these people. It couldn't be me.

Hold up. How did Ariana *not* know the AC was out???

is this tom sandovals secret reddit account?

Yeah this person has left like 6 comments on this one post all shading Ariana…

She has a window unit in her room. The ac was notoriously weak in her room,so she had a window unit put in a few years ago

Girl, that house is worth millions at this point. Are you really implying that the HVAC is off? How would you even know something like that??????

Uhm... I never implied the hvac was out. The ac was weaker going into that bedroom, by the time it came out of her vents? It wasn't cool anymore-- hence the window unit and her door shut You're kinda aggressive, so I'm not replying further-- have a pleasant evening

Not Ariana explaining away why she's been distant from Scheaner. Do the stans approve?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love how Katie is not in the "last clip" at all. She gives absolutely nothing to this show \[in my Danielle voice\] Edit: my bad--she's in the flashback montage 🤣🤣🤣 

>"Dan didn't want to be on the show" >Dan proceeds to date the "main character" of a reality TV show Y'all I can't!!! I never thought Ariana was the brightest crayon in the box, but it's painfully obvious that Dan is using her for clout 🥰

God forbid he met and loves someone that happens to be on a show? That’s a dense comment to make.

Girl this shit was on CNN--wtf are you talking about???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Your point? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dan is a willing participant in all of this

SAH sandwiches? The "restaurant" doesn't open for another 2 months--how does that work???? Ok, I'm done now 🙃

They had the menu made beforehand. Most restaurants don’t wait until the day of opening to decide what to serve. I’m assuming they had someone backstage that is able to read a sandwich recipe and made them.