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jmiller1856

I got it, and it’s funny, but it would have been better with a picture of Dolly Parton.


CrossP

But if you haven't heard it, that backyard cover by Miley is exquisite


SeaPhile206

You like Dolly’s cover of the very famous Miley Cyrus better or somethin’? /s


PurpleShubunkin

Joleeeeennnneeee. I’m begging of you please don’t rip out your stiiitttccchhhh.


AppleSpicer

Jolene barked at you and knocked the water bowl over in reply


ARatNamedClydeBarrow

My legal first name rhymes with Jolene and my coworkers found this out when one went to get my dosimeter out. They now sing this song at me every time they need me to do something LMAO. My locker even says Jolene on it now. 😂


ranizzle404

Clyde Barrow doesn't rhyme with Jolene..just FYI 😂


nerdnails

🎶"oh please don't close him just because you can"


badgeragitator

🤣🤣 I always say midazolam to the Muppets "mahna mahna" tune and cerenia to the "Activia" tune - this is a great addition 🎶🎵


hesmycherrybomb

OH MY GOD SOEMONE ELSE WHO DOES THE "midaz o lam , do do do do do" !


badgeragitator

🤣🤣 yaasssss! Exactly like that 🤣🤣


kittara1228

Gabapentin is Yo Gaba Gaba to me.


sleflvt

Today I realized that it's the Activa tune that I say Cerenia like. Cause I say it like that too, but didn't realize it was activa til I read this.


JJayC

If only the suture was emerald green..


PurpleShubunkin

Or was made from flaming locks of auburn hair


CrossP

That's definitely the long-haired guinea pig we're suturing up.


AppleSpicer

You should write the company


brandedbypulse

I’m assuming this is Jolene, but I have no idea what Miley has to do with it. 😂


Krisadilli

She sang Jolene with Dolly at one point. Also, I believe Dolly is her godmother.


squeakiecritter

My dog is named Dolly Parton and I also really like Miley.. makes me happy to know she’s her god mother (almost wrote dog mother).. ha!


CrossP

They've known each other for all of Miley's life, and Dolly played her aunt on Hannah Montana


squeakiecritter

This makes me happy. Thanks 🙏


CrossP

The photo is from Miley's cover of the song which an amazing cover, but it does seem an odd choice


vertalter

That's not nylon, though. It's polypropylene. Ethilon is nylon. So if your surgeon asks for nylon, they will be even more confused by your singing.


Xjen106X

I didn't even know who that was. Might as well have put Beyoncé...at least I've heard that cover. Dolly forever. 😂


CheezusChrist

Bummer because the original was Dolly Parton. To obfuscate it even more, use a picture of Beyonce next time.


devil1fish

I don't even know who that is on the right lmao


Mrslucifer528420

Miley Cyrus


devil1fish

In that case I'm gonna need someone to explain this joke to me


badgeragitator

Miley did a cover of Jolene. OP should have used Dolly lol


[deleted]

Lmao I can't with you right now 🤣


GlitteringBottle3247

This is great


LiffeyDodge

Signing what?