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Brandeeno2245

The wrong kind


cliffotn

I’ve ran into these videos, they’re making fun of gym bros who make up their own nutty and whacky moves. Pretty funny actually! I don’t follow them, and have no clue how to find them or I’d share.


cma001

Was gonna say this exact thing. To no ones surprise, of course there are people in here who are taking it seriously lol


mrfl3tch3r

Poe's law is a thing 🤷‍♂️


Zandonus

That was the one with a certain unrecognized painter, right? And I also make frequent use of the one where if someone is wrong on the internet, someone will inevitably correct them or explain the topic in a concise and encyclopedic fashion.


Tyrren

No, no. Poe's law states that if something exists, there also exists porn of that thing.


DeathByPain

Ah no you're thinking of the Dûnning Krüger syndrome


cantdressherself

No no that's the understanding that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong.


HowWouldYouKillMe

nah man that's Occam's Razor.


Whooshless

No no, that's the one that states that cold cabbage and carrots in mayo are delicious.


iannypoo

You're thinking of Munchausen's syndrome


someguywhocanfly

Poe's law is that is that reality can become indistinguishable from satire. I could see some crazy gymbro actually doing this. Have you ever been on 4chan's fitness board? They're nuts.


Polterghost

He was joking… and you fulfilled the second part of his comment


CmdCyrious11

/fit/ isn't that nuts. Usually. Except the guy that ate 50 eggs in one sitting.


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iannypoo

Nope


waytosoon

It's Cunningham's law


Crymson831

Poe's Law is used as a crutch too often for people succumbing to rage-bait posts. A sliver of critical thinking would tell you this is obviously a joke.


DrSeussFreak

I mean, I'm just impressed he jumped it in a row like he did


GundamXXX

If the last few years taught us anything, its that people are really really stupid. So its no surprise someone thinks its legit because we've lost faith in humanity


MairusuPawa

Only the last few years?


GaryV83_at_Work

Millenia? Era? Epoch? Iterations of the current universe?


H2instinct

Well I was taking it somewhat serious solely because it actually looks quite dangerous, satire or not.


jeegte12

how am i supposed to know? is everyone supposed to know exactly where the line is that moves it from serious to a joke?


LouieleFou

The part where an entire bench is tied to his chest and he's using a straight square bar with ratchet straps as a jump rope


poopellar

But isn't that similar to cross fit?!


OldFartSomewhere

No since the guy is not wearing a compression shirt and drinking 10$ vitamin water from a 50$ bottle.


Bladelink

Congratulations, you've arrived at the part that makes it a joke.


Morn1ngThund3r

If the last few years have taught us anything, it's that the capacity for stupid cannot be underestimated. Sorry, but it is completely within reason to conclude that there are morons out there that would do this and post it unironically, and that this dude could be one of them. 🤷


notKRIEEEG

Could you provide an example of such a moron doing this unironically? I doubt such a thing exists


Avocadokadabra

I was about to sheepishly raise my hand, them I remember that I am chronically unable to do anything seriously at the gym.


forceless_jedi

After living through 2020, you never know if they're serious or not.


OatsAndWhey

This is actually known as the "Jefferson Skip" and it's a legitimate movement. Google "Odd lifts" for more info


CedarWolf

I mean, if we consider the worst case scenario here, this dude is going to knock out his teeth with that bench.


Digging_Graves

This girl went to my place and we made out, but i'm not sure if she's into me. Better to assume she just wants to be friends.


LibertyLizard

Oh thank god everyone knows you can’t get hurt if it’s a joke.


Hara-Kiri

It's not really making fun of anyone it's just people are trying to make the most ridiculous exercise at the moment for a bit of fun. You get some on Reddit on Wacky Wednesday.


damnatio_memoriae

yeah the full thing is pretty funny. not really a wtf, just a joke. it's like "crossfit gym on jan 1" or something lol.


wei_xiao

So doing exactly the same shit


BaxonApple

Imagine if he falls on his back (part of training)


[deleted]

Forget his back, he definitely took at least 4 nut shots in that clip. Lmao


BaxonApple

Everytime he jumps he just destroys his nuts


exrex

Don't kink shame.


Umutuku

Thanks for confirming my suspicions that it was crossfit.


WhiteSkyRising

Yeah, he needs to replace that plastic pipe with an Olympic bar if he wants to see any gainz 💪


GetOutOfTheWhey

The kind that gets you out of work, school and general responsibilities/functions for a few weeks.


lowbug12

Lmao, if I remember correctly this js part of a satire video. Something along the lines of “when you finally cone back to the gym after covid” or something, and its like a bunch of shot like this. Like the dude literally was squatting a squat rack and doing some heavy dumbbell juggling or something


frostedwaffles

Yup it's a bunch of parody videos


Liefx

"part of a satire video" What gave it away?


DatKidNextDoor

Lot of these comments in here are taking it seriously so 🤷🏾‍♀️💀


hobo888

like I know satire has gotten harder to spot but if the dude was even slightly serious he would've reshot when his hat came off. plus about a hundred other things goin on


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Crossfit is a thing so yeah.


aesu

I think it's because 50% of Reddit accounts are now gpt-3 bots.


lombardi70

The fact that reddit took it seriously


ironudder

https://v.redd.it/cljicip7bc491 A personal favorite of this type


lowbug12

Oh yeah that’s exactly it lmaoo


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/r/muscleconfusion


pixe1jugg1er

Came here to see this! One of the funniest, most bizarre subreddits I’ve ever seen.


Pit_of_Death

That sub is basically /r/gymcirclejerk


BrownBoy____

Euro Training


charlieuntermann

A little sad this wasn't higher up. [Here's](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AuIURhCoAA&ab_channel=ChewBacca) the reference for anyone whose unfamiliar and scrolls down this far


OgReaper

That's 1


okbruh_panda

Training on how to rack up med bills and lose your gym membership


Kayakityak

And be hobbled for life


[deleted]

So this is the way to get rid of the gym membership


ImGCS3fromETOH

You mean going in person and calling them while sitting in front of them isn't working?


non_anomalous_penis

Better known as "cross shit"


[deleted]

It’s called, “I’ll do anything to be TikTok famous!”


flowerchick80

But I won't do that! Oh wait, that's love


GoldenFalcon

Sooner or later, you'll be SCREWING around!


SnooLemons4481

R.I.P. Meatloaf 😭


HalfSoul30

No, I won't do thaaaaaat.


matts41

It's a joke, so yes I guess?


Genneth_Kriffin

I'd rather call your comment, "I'll comment a commonly held sentiment even if it doesn't really apply in this instance." This dude is just doing a wacky nonsense gym routine, I didn't puke from laughter but it's "fun". You make it sound like he's naked on all fours getting rammed by an Amogus-dildo fucking machine turned up to 11 while feasting on tidepods from a trough.


Abz-v3

Yeah honestly I think it's just a guy making funny gym videos. People get way too worked about shit like this lmao


Genneth_Kriffin

Right? It's just a normal ass video of a dude doing some basic silly shit, because he thought it would be funny. It's like going to a concert then start shouting that they are only playing music for the attention and money - how that comment got more then 400 likes is beyond me honestly.


thatdudeinthecorner9

That sounds like a great video idea, I'd watch it.


Hara-Kiri

Having fun is bad.


InspectorSufficient4

Alternate for I am stupid


Dooo33

Don’t be so hard to yourself.


What_is_rich

IG Like farming.


LordOdin99

CrossFit


trd86

KatamariFit


Grays42

[CROSSFIT](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e3672befe809991691401156c96a2ba5/tumblr\_inline\_mwbde3Yivo1rjtofj.gif)


smellycoat

[You can cross fuck off](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rSBmOgpcDE&t=103s)


nessbound

Ay my man Jesus did crossfit


Lenel_Devel

C R O S S F I T


Warpedmind0u812

ID 10-T training.


hughra

Found the vet


infiniZii

Or he works in IT


ssup3rm4n

Or mechanic


ligmaenigma

Vet? I'm 18 and I know this expression. Learned it from an older coworker who was NOT a vet. I think it's just a commonly said thing.


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CedarWolf

Air sample? You're supposed to send them to fetch some prop wash and not explain the trash bag. The point of sending the new guy on a fetch quest is to let them give themselves a tour around your duty station without having to tie up someone to escort them all afternoon. Your guys in Mechanical send Pvt. Newbie over to see the sergeant who is in charge of the hangar, and the sergeant sends them over to Supply, and so on and so on. Ideally, at the end of the chain, the newbie has met most of the supervisors for each area of the station, now knows where most of the major sections are and what their function is, and hasn't distracted any one person from any area for more than half an hour or so. Also, all those supervisors now know that Pvt. Newbie is new, and may need help adjusting to their new duty station. Done properly, it can be a great way to introduce a new person to an existing operation with minimal impact. Done improperly, it just feels like a bad joke against the new guy and may encourage resentment.


toystory2wasalright

See this, this is genius. It's when Pvt. Newbie gets out and has to find the pipe stretcher that it becomes a pure waste of time and potential for bad juju.


Russet_Wolf_13

Never fuck too hard with Pvt. Newbie, you never know when you're gonna need him down the road. "Hey, Newbie, I need you to cover my watch!" "Sure, Corporal!" Notices you're fucking off without telling anyone, so he fucks off as well. "Hey, dumbshit, noticed you weren't at your station last night!"


lowbug12

Lmao, if I remember correctly this js part of a satire video. Something along the lines of “when you finally cone back to the gym after covid” or something, and its like a bunch of shot like this. Like the dude literally was squatting a squat rack and doing some heavy dumbbell juggling or something


dan2872

This is fucking funny but why is it in wtf?


imtoooldforreddit

ITT: bunch of people not realizing this is clearly part of a skit / sketch comedy


VirginSexPet

...the kind that people get rewarded for doing with likes from dumb followers on IG.


MindSecurity

Don't you mean reddit?


_The_Llama

Strength Training for Dummies


SnooLemons4481

Happy cake day!


_The_Llama

Thanks!


supernovice007

Pretty sure this is Euro-training.


SmugSceptic

Not even Dragon Ball-Z would go this far.


SpuukBoi

Goku would definitely try this if he saw this video


sean488

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRMY TRAINING, SIR!


legsintheair

Quick! To the assault Winnebago!


Ring19

Cross-equipment fitness training. Why limit yourself to one piece of equipment when you can use multiple for a full body workout


MexicanJumpingCat

/r/curlsinthesquatrack


had2change

Chiropractic appointment preparation.


Bulauk

CrossFit obviously.


Dragoness42

Looks like it should be a silly safety video talking about not misusing the equipment. Kind of like the hilarious forklift safety video that I've seen around.


Bradp13

CrossFit


Stefan-Leo

Tiktok style - like and sub jump


32aeav32

The type that’ll blow your knee out


muleskinnalu

The type you do if you want surgery to fix a serious injury


gn01145600

The typical *”Stupid people do everything shamelessly for dumbass internet points…”* kind of training. TikTok user are mastered at it.


bookamp

Probably belongs in r/funny


genowars

The kind where if you smash your feet and trip forward, you'll have a bench to save your fall.. Just dont fall backwards tho...


AlbatrossSenior7107

I want a broken jaw type.


SgtSharki

The kind that puts you in the emergency room.


BoomerJ3T

Special Smoke Ops training at altitude 420


Hathos_

This was a parody and this clip is cropped to hide that. Take my downvote.


sharpie_eyebrows

Shit is getting ridiculous now


GastonBastardo

This is how Saiyans warm-up.


Rome47x

Clout Training


Icy-Letterhead-2837

Full Home Gym Workout


SakanaAtlas

So this is what it means when people bench


examinedliving

It’s ridiculous but I bet it would make you massively stronger if you did it consistently


a-snakey

The dumb, stupid kind that is sort of impressive if you are also a moron.


NoInkling

[Euro training](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AuIURhCoAA)


Oggy385

Bench hop


hedidntkillhimselfno

Imagine hitting them shin tho


ThatRollingStone

Training for an injury.


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Training for the paralympics


evetsabucs

January 2nd in the gym be like


-Mr_Unknown-

Crack-fit


h2okopf

Idiot style


negativepositiv

When you're at the gym just trying to do some curls and some guy starts gathering things near you and setting up his phone to film.


dtb1987

It looks like a really good way to hurt yourself


Market_Crash

The stupid kind


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🤡


Buwaro

Unsafe


UglierThanMoe

The kind you do for an internet video.


Brutal_Expectations

Tik Tok training


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CrossFit 2.0


asantana517

The type you do for attention on social media


Loofa08

This week on Ow My Balls!


awkwardaustin609

The shit that should get you kicked the hell out


SexyJellyfish1

When you try to convert kg to lbs


FDRARG

Stupid training


Agent_ZER0_

this is the dumb shit people do for clicks, likes, comments, and shares. There is no benefit to this other than getting people to say "wtf"


ronniearnold

We like to call this, “YouTube monetization”


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that’s called the dick smasher


DoctorWhosYoDaddy

Training you to have back problems.


Myfursonaisaskunk

CROSSFIT!!


Rhinomeat

Looks like CrossFit


SlipperyNoodle6

This is known as CrossFit, the training style was born when 2 meth heads got a little too high and ambitious in a junkyard, its been spreading ever since.


m2r9

Fuckboy training


Sanfords_Son

FitBod says and he does.


Particular-Owl-2257

What happened to just doing normal exercises at the gym???


AntMan79

Dumbass training


ligerboy12

Do you even lift?


antoinep33

Imagine getting uppercut repeatedly by a weight bench


ligerboy12

Oh I agree this was a very weird flex.


Egga-Mooby-Muffin

The kind that renders you unable to walk in a few years


FlashOfTheBlade77

He is training to be featured in r/imthemaincharacter


firedmyass

The technical term is “stupid.”


KaptainKoala

I wonder what my man does when he's alone. Him:


HairyLungs

Special Olympics


designOraptor

I never feel bad when people hurt themselves doing stupid shit like this.


yetzederixx

Has to be crossfit some of those fuckwads will do the dumbest shit.


Udonov

or a gymshark athlete


KennKennyKenKen

It's obviously a joke come on


MaatsNonSequitur

Crossfit


Irishrage11

CrossFit.


FuriousFerret0

When you spend too much time think if you could but not if you should


Katy-Moon

Dumbass training. Objective… Emergency Room.


ryan2stix

It's called the idiot


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CrossFit


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dumb crossfitters doing dumb shit?


jimx117

Fuckin' crossfitters


themcjizzler

Probably crossfit


A70M1C

Crossfit?


mkultra50000

I think this is CrossFit


coffeeINJECTION

Try hard asshole type


Koolaidolio

“Am I popular enough now?”


Inhabitsthebed

The 'look at me look what I'm doing now tag me on ig and facebook' kind of training.


SynthPrax

Clown school.


eddyha

I'd say training for retards but that would be an insult to retarded people


theactualwader

Stupid and unsafe training for social media views?


samsquanch2000

Probably crossfit


meowpitbullmeow

CrossFit