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Choppybitz

Fairy ring. Mushroom mycelium germinates under the grass and grows outward in a uniform circle. The outer actively growing ring breaks down soil into easily digestible material for the grass causing it to grow better "darker, lusher, taller.


Meal_Material

Thanks for this explanation, I always wondered how they formed. Remember seeing lots of "fairy rings" in the grass when I was younger but can't remember the last time I saw one. Why are they are less common now?


Choppybitz

Couldn't say. Maybe more people are fertilizing their lawns and they are less noticable🤷🏽‍♂️


decoy321

The mushrooms have gotten smarter. They're getting better at hiding, waiting...


Choppybitz

Mushrooms using cloaking toothpicks?


cutofmyjib

Better, faster, stronger


andycoppes

I have actually seen this effect from helicopters landing in a field, and it lasted for years... But it matched the diameter of the rotors. So it could be a fairy ring... Or it could be an RC heli... Think a heavy drone would look different.


PatriciaMorticia

Witches?! Hide your dicks they're coming for your semen!


zahnsaw

They only reside in Nuah York ahSitay!


DepressionSiesta

LMAO! I had to double check which sub I was in


Kit_Marlow

The way Nandor says "seeeeemen" kills me every time.


Equivalent_Pool_1892

They use it to make magnets.


Yeomanroach

Got one at work, mushrooms grow there


monstrinhotron

Step into it and see if 100 years passes and report back. If yes then it's faries.


lisakora

Three spits for witches


ExchangeOk2241

Fucking Mike


dearniamh

damned vitches


jewelophile

WITCH. *spit*


urscndmom

I'm not saying it's aliens but...


therealarenna

Aliens. A flying saucer landed there while the alien pilot took a piss.


ExpertCommission6110

Well, perhaps.


EF-13

Oh no, the circle man has come back