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PhillipJfry5656

Well at least it wasn't on one of those skyscrapers


SmokeAbeer

“Ouch. Maybe I’ll just be a crypto dude…”


gagga_hai

Give him some time


starherk

Happy cake day


Latter_Dingo7739

spiderman type parkour


AriesinApril76

It only takes 8 feet


PhillipJfry5656

Takes less then that falling the wrong way from 2feet can do ya in pretty good if you land the wrong way


AriesinApril76

I can testify to that. 25 years later. Still paying for it.


J0hn_117

What are you talking about? That's an Arab skyscraper.


jerseyboy24601

https://preview.redd.it/ei0kypva3o9d1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1c8abdb9175a2eff66347efaccb193b785db644


Remarkable_Item3797

but built in India.....?


nondescriptcabbabige

If your trying to say Arabs can't build big then I must point to the whole of dubai.


TuxO2

Arabs didn't build it. It was built by Indian and American workers and engineers


Remarkable_Item3797

Indeed Tux! 100% correct. And some-what recently, there are Arabic engineers involved, however educated (and experience training) via western entities.......


J0hn_117

If you were trying to get the joke - you failed.


nondescriptcabbabige

Mayhaps. It can be hard to tell between sarcasm and just general reddit-ness. Have a lovely day / night


J0hn_117

😉 Thanks for being a good sport nonetheless. I was being sarcastic and thought it would be obvious given the context. Thanks, you too!


tsbaebabytsg

no it's their kings mud hut


KlaatuBarada1952

Sometimes cat like moves are not all they are cracked up to be. ![gif](giphy|iqzp1pBJtNQUU)


3_50

SAAAAIL


Bolteus

I yell this randomly at work all the time. The song is actually a banger but the sails make for great memery.


Do-not-respond

Friction, help me!


vondpickle

Fuckour around and find out.


petat_irrumator_V3

fuck around and get your bhen choded


Aggravating_Chemist8

No brain cells were injured.


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windol1

I think that was the joke. Edit: the previous comment said something along the lines of "there was none to damage in the first place".


Slashion

That was the entire joke


Hawt_Dawg_II

Yeah cause everyone who hurts something during a sport has no brain...


unknownpoltroon

If your sport involves jumping of the side of 3 story buildings.....


Hawt_Dawg_II

That's not what he was doing though. And many sports do, do you also think ski jumping is ridiculous?


unknownpoltroon

That looks exactly like what he was doing.


Hawt_Dawg_II

I mean idk how high "e" stories is but it seems like 1 floor. I've seen mountainbikers do higher jumps.


unknownpoltroon

Sorry, edited. Looked like close to three stories to me.


ShrekFan093

How can you injure something what you don't have


kbutters9

I’d be concerned with the Right clavicle and ribs, that right ankle. And not to mention the concussion


emperorpapapalpy

And the concussion


ozQuarteroy

And the concussion


D3L3TEDUSER

And the concussion


Remarkable_Item3797

Sshhh, you're not supposed to mention it......


Stopikingonme

And the.…what was it?


Remarkable_Item3797

You know what to do......


Stopikingonme

Is it concussion? The answer’s concussion right. Who said that? Why is my ear bleeding?


Alternative-Amoeba20

Where are they


Remarkable_Item3797

Concussed, without being able to mention it......


mrhenrique3

I don't remember how I ended up in these comments


Alternative-Amoeba20

What comments


flonky_tymes

And the sweat.


Employee_Agreeable

And my Axe


Slartibartfast39

And his pride. Don't forget how much he hurt that.


cosmictap

> not to mention the concussion you mentioned it though


Direct-Sky8695

Oh my. The concussion!


whycuthair

He should have shouted "Parkour!" before jumping, then he would have been fine..


garth54

Sorry, nope. Can't seem to be concerned or care about someone's consequences of doing dumb shit.


PanVidla

Why is it dumb in your opinion?


WeOddAbabyEatsAboi

That’s a broken rib or three.


comeback_failed

or collar bones


peep_dat_peepo

the collar bone's connected to the, hip bone


omni1000

Not anymore


WeOddAbabyEatsAboi

*HIIII EVERYBODY!!!*


blurryface1976

Hiii Dr. Nick!!!


WyvernByte

This is the kind of shit that creeps back up to you after 40 or so. Though, if he keeps at it it may not become a problem.


Forthe49ers

![gif](giphy|dsny94L0irr8byJ9OM|downsized)


snowman78427

Hardcore parkour


NakedHades

He forgot to yell "parkour!" he probably would have stuck the landing if he didn't miss that step.


fartsfromhermouth

He didn't seem to have any flow or skill from start to splat


PolicyRealistic5998

![gif](giphy|DoCIC5Pxp57qg|downsized)


Scary-Ad9646

Parkour akbar!


bloopie1192

Yeeeep... somethings broken.


BrokenSewerDrain

Haw, haw.... \[Nelson Muntz\]


BoredNLost

Parkan't.


ToastetteEgg

Still in one piece!


Aggravating_Chemist8

Shoes stayed on, he'll be fine.


SpecialNeedsBurrito

His bones would disagree


_r41n_

Cam guy was supposed to do the same


TheAlienGuy75

He said benchod.., Indian guy. 😄


Jhon_doe_smokes

Definitely broke a collar bone at least


snarfweezle

The camera person knew it was going to happen


juliusxyk

Well that was a short run


TheRebelMastermind

Tatooine is a dangerous place


Klutzy-Chain5875

Just perfect 👌


Jamaican_Dynamite

Ate dirt instead of the stone. So that's a W.


Thandalen

I'd like to do parkour. When they invent quicksave/quickload.


J0hn_117

Fucked around and found ~~out~~ ground


Mr_Badaniel

Now I want an assassin's creed set in Mali at its peak


CptnSpandex

It’s like gamblers who only talk about their winning bets…


EmpreurD

Jump, jump on him, NOW!!!


Salt_Bus2528

Well he parked to the core. Not moving anywhere now.


Ohheythatsmybike

Aim for the bushes.


j_kito

Bro ragdolled like you do in gta v when you fall off a building


nubsauce87

I mean... this is pretty much how parkour goes... people fall a lot.


Remarkable_Item3797

The co-efficient of friction, left the building.......literally.


Firm-Perspective2326

Aim for the bushes


Cowfootstew

Walk it off bro


weishen8328

dude, why you suicide


Curious_Diamond_6117

Why are you gay?


Foampower86

After that, he just got up and got a job. He's done playing out here.


sirhearalot

Well he got the attention he was after


KireusG

"You know kid... I used to do parkour before scamming ppl"


sonicsludge

Just a little more zig then zag


Prandah

Oh deer what a shame


ComprehensiveHat9985

pure enjoyment during watching


rjperkins365

Wouldn't another knee just make him better


MAGA-Trader101

He completely misjudged it.


Big-Veterinarian-823

People fail to understand that Parkour is an extreme sport like skateboarding or skydiving. If you are an amateur trying too complex things you WILL get hurt; you are not Spider Man.


CreamyStanTheMan

Ooph. Broken collar bone for sure


Boomshrooom

As someone that just snapped their humerus in two, I felt that


Still_Comment_7596

At least he only damaged himself and not a historic building like the French morons recently did in Matera


ThisIsMyBigAccount

![gif](giphy|t2eBr71ACeDC0)


KeepinitPG13

I love this


FrustratedLiberal54

Stupid people doing stupid shit.


No-Gene-4508

I ask my cat that everyday


thegoodtimelord

Was that a ‘snapwobble’ landing?


SpeakingTheKingss

Why is this nsfw? Did I miss a break or something?


Zenzenite

no insurance sucks


gainz_23

Breaking out the call center


Fragrant_Promotion42

People pretending to know what they’re doing


the_talented_liar

I don’t get it. He definitely eyeballed that edge and lined it up before he jumped to it - where tf did he think he was going when he vaulted?


HotelLifesGuest

Shit that happens when you copy what you see of the Internet


scotaf

![gif](giphy|t2eBr71ACeDC0)


Rick_Lekabron

Dude, the sound it makes when it falls. It sounds like when you drop a bottle of water on the floor.


joemongako

The only cushion he got from that fall was a concussion


homothroat2050

Perfection


EightBitGoggles

Finally, a video with a real outcome!


challenja

![gif](giphy|ltIFdjNAasOwVvKhvx|downsized)


ReadyConference9400

“Just roll” they say.


Friggin_Heinous

He'll be feeling that for the next 2 months.


SuddenSpeaker1141

Good thing he didn’t put his arm out to break his fall. Although he might have broke his shoulder or collar bone…


Kandkandkduh

Police brutality


Meemeemiaw23

Okay, it's just a demo from Abstrego.


Still_Steal_Steel

The world needs more parkour videos that end like this.


tsbaebabytsg

WCGW doing parkour in the sand village


Matt_Bates

Where was the tuck and roll.....amateur


kuyajon

That was almost Parcoroner.


loy310

eh just got the wind knocked out of him


Celestial_Hart

"I'm good, my face broke my fall."


45acp_LS1_Cessna

what a donkey, everyone knows you're suppose to shout "parkour" before every jump


azraelum

Second guy said “nope” right after that. Stupidity realized abort abort!


hard-R-word

Pajeet slapped the street!


CertifiedCloutChaser

Indians live in your head rent free don't they


pirateneet

Hehe nice


Waldosan51

Ah yes, I see he attended the Michael Scott school of parkour


robjapan

The thing that always confuses me about parkour is that .... Isn't it supposed to be faster than just going down the stairs? You can clearly see the stairs to the left at the start of the video... It would be easier and quicker to just walk.


WRHull

![gif](giphy|t2eBr71ACeDC0)


No_Flight503

All I can say about this is "GOOD".


Big_daddy-69_69

Play stupid games....


tprotpro

He forgot to say “Parkour!”


RJMonkhouse

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


Contentedone1337

Shoes are still on, he’s ok.


slater_just_slater

Anyone ever notice that parkour is most popular in countries with universal healthcare?