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Drg84

Good on Bill Burr for standing up for his wife.


SuperNobody-MWO

Unlike Ted Cruz.


Naturallog-

Imagine phone banking for the guy who called your wife a dog immediately after losing to him in the primary.


QuarkTheLatinumLord-

In his defense, the collective memory of an arguably extra-terrestrial conniving gelatinous composition of blobs of human-shaped ooze may be very short. Perhaps it slimes its way across and harvests any opportunity to gain power and attention, rather than being a narrative driven "person" as we call it on earth. Without feelings, desires (aside from power and attention), beliefs, or a memory of anything other than means to gain more power and attention. In DND I'd call it chaotic evil / chaotic stupid.


ThrowACephalopod

Nah, it's not intelligent enough to have an alignment. Unaligned at best.


QuarkTheLatinumLord-

I was thinking, since chaotic stupid can exist, all those would be some level near or below 0. Making them either stagnant/impeded and unaligned, or conniving (perhaps as a collective) resulting in chaotic evil as well. Feel like chaotic neutral would require some deeper coordination, reflection, and intelligence. So chaotic evil seemed in line with an insatiable hunger for power and attention.


alaskanloops

https://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com


GunnieGraves

Now that’s not fair at all. It’s a scientific fact that creatures without spines cannot hold themselves upright.


itsasnowconemachine

What if they were in zero-g?


StefanL88

Then there's no up.


FrankFurter67

You mean, there’s no down. Filthy bugger


Stereo-soundS

Look, just because someone calls your wife ugly and accuses your father of helping to assassinate a president doesn't mean you can't help them raise funds for their campaign.


Clay_Statue

Ted Cruz only gets hard drinking when forced to drink old piss out of a cowboy boot.


Cum-in-My-Wife

Senator Cruz, This is not the place for you to tell us your fetishes. Please get off reddit.


Clay_Statue

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Weekly_Direction1965

This man ate my son.


ok_ill_shut_up

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iscreamuscreamweall

Omg I forgot about that. Ted Cruz is truly the most spineless coward in America


Ynassian123456

hes a shapeshifter, zodiac killer, was a cuban shapeshifted to a canadian, became american shapeshifted his name to appeal to white america.


jposty

Underrated comment. Edit: It’s properly rated now.


RepresentativeNo3365

Rule 1 of comedian fight club .. don’t pick a verbal fight with a comedian


televised_aphid

Especially Bill Burr. Dude is super quick-witted, and can be brutal.


Empatheater

i love your joke. I thought of it phrased as rule 1 of comedian fight club ... don't sneak in


weirdplacetogoonfire

Imagine thinking you can pressure Bill Burr to shut down his wife to save face and not expect him to make you look like an absolute tool in response.


dancin-weasel

Who’s Bill Burr gonna side with? The love of his life or some keyboard weasel on Xitter? Lol. He feeds off of stupidity already, so your challenging a 5 diamond chef to a cook off. Prepare to be burned.


Coneskater

> Xitter I pronounced this 'shitter' and I think it's appropriate.


Malificvipermobile

I stick with Twitter. Elon loves to deadname


spinyfever

He's got more backbone than the entire Republican party.


Madfall

I love Bill Burr, but that's not a huge challenge.


spinyfever

A jellyfish has more backbone than the republican party.


dancin-weasel

As if he would do anything otherwise. He’s a standup guy, His wife is awesome and he kind of lives for this shit.


Sensitive_Ad_1271

Stand-up guy? That had to be on purpose


Boozdeuvash

A real stand-up guy!


Orgasmic_interlude

Bill burr is farther left than a lot of people realize. He’s not going to need much convincing to tell maga to jump in a lake.


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And now they will shit on Bill for pointing out the obvious.


4Sammich

Snowflakes are gonna snowflake. Edit: You know you’ve hit a nerve when you find a bunch of Reddit cares messages.


CalmingGoatLupe

Always melting down when it gets a little hot. Lol


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Slow_Exit8038

Especially with all of their “let’s go Brandon” flags they fly from their trucks.


braintrustinc

Got one of those "blue line" flags? Yeah, I'm steering clear. You're flying a flag that says "stupid lazy poor people don't deserve justice" and I tick at least one of those boxes. No thanks.


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Even better when it's the Punisher logo with the thin blue line lmao. Way to uh...miss the point entirely


MrManicMarty

I hope there's a punisher story that really plays with that sometime soon. Like Frank takes down some criminals and all his leads point him to a county police force that's just rotten to the core so he goes to town.


SunMyungMoonMoon

I want them to do a story that has a flashback from his time in the Marines, where it's revealed that he once had a very tender, loving romance with a fellow soldier. Then start selling punisher stickers with rainbow teeth.


RandomRedditReader

Pretty sure there was one like that already. The punisher hates cops that glorify violence.


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Most poor people aren't lazy or stupid. Usually it's quite the opposite. The hardest jobs pay the least.


Puzzleheaded_Lake211

True, dumbness runs the entire spectrum of financial health.


UNMANAGEABLE

Trumps lawyer at the same event was wearing a let’s go Brandon pin. The irony of them being offended is just too much.


U_L_Uus

Forgot the hissy fit they had when Biden took over the "Dark Brandon" shtick


Toby_O_Notoby

Trump's lawyer who was standing next to him when Nia flipped him off was literally wearing a FJB (Fuck Joe Biden) necklace.


AtomicBLB

Room temperature must feel like hellfire when you're a snowflake. Fragile doesn't even begin to describe these wannabe tough guys. I'm sorry, I meant aLpHa MaLeS.


Beroli73

As a programmer, I can confirm that they are indeed alpha males: unstable, incomplete, and shouldn't be out in public.


DeadHolograms

I heard someone use the term “porcelain Americans” for these folks in that they are white and fragile.


InVodkaVeritas

The problem is that they conflate "quick to anger" and "sees violence as a solution" with being tough. If you're willing to throw a punch or pick up a gun at the smallest slight in your direction, you're not tough. You're fragile and have self control issues.


markca

> You're fragile and have self control issues. And these are the people who love their guns more than their own families.


ILoveRegenHealth

You can report them all. Copy and paste the Reddit Care message into the box. For Reason type something along the lines of abuse of ToS, harassment, bulling/harassment of users, and flagrant misuse of Reddit Care services (all true). I've gotten responses that Admins have taken action. The fact someone is dumb enough to vote for Trump means they're the ones that need psychiatric help.


SpaceJackRabbit

The Fuck Your Feelings crowd doesn't like their feelings fucked with.


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The “he tells it like it is” crowd doesn’t like when someone else “tells it like it is”.


jesteratp

Every day they prove that "Trump Derangement Syndrome" is the biggest projection in political history. The sheer mental gymnastics it takes to support and defend Trump would easily win gold at the Olympics.


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PaulFThumpkins

If anything they say is remotely clever or pithy it's always something they've stolen from people who were criticizing them. When your whole philosophy is based on stalling or reversing culture you don't exactly create a lot of it.


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pchlster

What! Did they get a third one?


3rdp0st

They've started accusing everyone else of being in a "cult" because they noticed increasingly mainstream commentators were describing MAGA as a cult. I'm not sure what my cult's dogma is, but MAGA is a textbook [cult of personality](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cult_of_personality); it ticks every box.


markca

Typical right wing/MAGA playbook..... take a term that people are using to describe you and use it over and over until it loses all its meaning. They do the same thing with the words "fascist" and "insurrection".


Brodellsky

Also ~~lugenspresse~~ I mean fake news.


andsendunits

I was working at a warehouse doing receiving back in 2012. The business folks in the front of the building were all voting Romney, while we in the back were all for Obama. I remember talking about the election with one of them front the front. The confidence of a Republican win was overwhelming, to the point of kinda being asshole-ish. Well, the day after the election, they were so deflated. I actually ended up getting an email some days later for thanking me for being a good guy and not rubbing their faces in the loss.


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I still remember to this day when it was announced that Obama won my neighbor screaming "NO GODDAMN N***** IS RUNNING MY COUNTRY" over and over again for hours


Seekkae

Never heard of this before but I checked and you're right about it predating TDS by several years. That's very interesting. I also suspect they started calling Biden senile after people called Trump senile. And people called Bush evil so they tried to paint Obama as evil (though, to be fair, drone striking wedding parties in far-off lands does kinda sound evil-y). They're so good at projection.


Certain_Direction623

So . . . “Trump Derangement Projection Syndrome”? TDPS is going to be a fun little acronym to use this Thanksgiving!


Commercial_Piglet975

I use Trump Delusion Syndrome, the belief that Trump is an incredible businessman, amazing statesman, 4D chess master, caring and intelligent billionaire Snowflakes don't like their mental shorthand getting hijacked


flyingbuttpliers

I literally thought that was a description for people who believed everything he said despite evidence to the contrary or even his own quotes saying the exact opposite at other points in time. It's a bit disorienting to realize some people think it's for people who aren't fans of him.


UpsetCryptographer49

It includes people like me, who will never vote for him. I believe everything he says. I watch his speeches in amazement, laugh at the stupidity of it, looked stunned at his supporters and fear the consequences of his rhetoric. In Trump's mind his past actions does not need to have integrity, the only thing that is important is that his words spoken now keeps him popular. The dude is nuts and lie all the time. Jan-2025 is going to be wild.


OneArmedBrain

Seen it a number of times on Twitter. How he's lost a fan(s) over it. It's incredulous how pathetic they are. And they are railing against "cancel culture" again, oblivious to the fact that they are the ones doing it. I wish they were no longer around, TBH. They serve absolutely no purpose, per usual for losers. Oh, and "caravan" season came early this year. They are getting louder and louder. We are a year away and they are getting more and more unhinged every day.


_TrentJohnson

It’s strange to me that people like DeSantis incorporate things like “cancel culture” or “wokeism” his campaign. To my knowledge, he also reversed and removed Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion policies. Why would he do that??!?! There’s no purpose to that other than appealing to the people that are anti diversity of any kind which is quite sad honestly.


joydeviver

And more than half the stuff he is doing is being thrown out in the courts because, of course. It's not about anything other than grabbing headlines, attention, and votes from people who are equally unconcerned with actual governance. They'll say it's because they don't want to have these things shoved down their throats when it's really just because they don't like the taste of anything that is for the betterment of anyone not like themselves or that doesn't align with their egocentric world views.


Ynassian123456

And also the people that claims they are " left" but start ranting like a right winger, yea we knew you are a right winger from the start, and trying to say "i left the LEFT" , your not fooling people. as soon you starting saying things are "woke, or guns are not a problem.


Mental_Medium3988

I love how obvious it is. From "you mist respect the president." To "fuck Joe biden." So fast it'll make your head spin.


Synectics

Oh come on now. No one says "Fuck Joe Biden." They use their super-secret code! "Let's go Brandon!" It's so clever, and not disrespectful at all!


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

Bill has a fucking black belt in making people look stupid when they come after him.


Puzzleheaded-Law-429

Yeah it will be really funny and satisfying watching them realize that he’s not on their side. They always seem to think that guys like Bill Burr and George Carlin are “one of the them” because they’re old, cynical and they swear a lot.


S_XOF

George Carlin mocked the shit out of Republicans, was cool with gay people and considered religion and the military to be a scam. Yet just because he's a snarky old dude so many conservatives who know nothing about him assume he was a conservative.


Crap_TheBoozeOut

He was very adamantly pro-choice as well. The fact that any conservatives would think he was on their side when he has multiple segments in his specials railing against the pro-lifers just shows their ignorance.


shadowrangerfs

I honestly think that the only reason people think Bill is conservative his because he does jokes about women.


Puzzleheaded-Law-429

That’s a lot of it for sure. Even though his jokes about women are usually done with incredible nuance and self-awareness. But they’re not smart enough to pick up on that. I think there are other factors too that make conservatives think he’s one of them. He has a very old-school view on the world and often lambasts young people, new trends and changes in society. Again, it’s usually done with great nuance but I can see how conservatives could interpret that as being “anti woke”.


Guydelot

Another thing is that he buys into the "cancel culture" and "political correctness is outta control" nonsense. His latest special was largely excellent, but you kind of have to sit through the first 15 minutes or so trying not to cringe at that shit.


Ynassian123456

the fact thats hes in interracial marriage, is making conservatives minds bonkers.


Waycool499

Self fulfilling prophecy


BOBANSMASH51

Ask Philly if that’s a good idea….


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Nix-7c0

My folks lectured me that people saying "not my president" in the wake of Trump's election was the height of treachery and completely intolerable. They were aghast. When the GOP runs ops with fraudulent duplicate electors to trigger a constitutional crisis and allow congress to override the electoral college process, while a mob storms the capitol to interrupt proceedings ... well that still isn't as bad as the time some lefties said "Trump doesn't represent us."


markca

> My folks lectured me that people saying "not my president" in the wake of Trump's election was the height of treachery and completely intolerable. They were aghast. Let me guess....now your folks say Biden is "not my President" and think it's fine.


Nighthawk700

Well yeah, because you did it for Trump now they are going to do it for Biden. They are a bunch of children with the memory of a goldfish.


esmifra

Are you telling me they didn't do it for Obama?


Cool-Presentation538

The maga bigots are still mad that a black man was ever president, they will never get over it


grokthis1111

>, while a mob storms the capitol to interrupt proceedings ... There's still people that down play this. A former coworker is one.


Away_Guarantee3099

I remember that shit. They said it was unAmerican to criticize the president. They immediately forgot about that the minute Obama was in office.


ToHerDarknessIGo

Not to mention all the fuckers calling Michelle Obama all sorts of racist names, lynching effigies of Obama and also calling Obama an illegal immigrant. Who married someone who entered America illegally again???


Cornelius_Wangenheim

What people on the left don't understand about conservatives is that the hypocrisy is core to their ideology. The core of right-wing ideology is hierarchy. People at the top of the hierarchy can do and get away with things that people at the bottom can't. They think this is a good thing because naturally they're higher in the hierarchy than most people based on any number of arbitrary and stupid reasons, whether it's race, gender, religion, wealth, political affiliation, etc.


grokthis1111

It's not hypocrisy to them because it's literally different to them. The rules don't apply to them but have to apply to us.


Free_Beyond_1212

They love a dirty fight. One where they set the ground rules just to break or change them as soon as they start losing.


ominousgraycat

Yep, I knew a woman who just laughed when people talked about Michelle Obama's "gorilla hands", but then nearly had a meltdown about the disrespect and "needless personal attacks" when people made a few jokes about Melania Trump's Christmas decorations.


karlnite

They all claim they never liked Bush lol. They all claim they voted for Bush cause they felt they had no options. They voted for him in the primaries but really thought a better candidate would be selected some how. They didn’t do anything and voted him a second time cause its tradition. They knew all along, the whole time, he was a deep state faker but they decided to be quiet for years after to trick the libs. That’s what they now believe. Also every feeling they have happens at once. So because they feel this way about Bush, they always must have.


moo3heril

Being a teenager during Bush and hearing that flip of "principles" with Obama (especially on the conservative talk radio I'd hear my dad put on) laid the ground work for me abandoning the GOP.


Bulky-Internal8579

I'm super tough! Look at all my gunz and my Nazi tattoos, you pussy libs! Fuck Joe Biden & Fuck Your Feelings Liberal Snowflakes!!! - Average MAGA Fuck the grifter Trump, I hope he goes to prison! - Normal American Wuhhh.... wuhhh... wuhhh!?!?! HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING!??!?! \[bursts into tears\] YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ABOUT OUR GREATEST CHRISTIAN PRESIDENT TRUMP!!!! THIS IS ILLEGAL!! I DEMAND A JUICE BOX!!!!! - Same Average MAGA


aka_chela

Summer 2020, I got so sick if hearing my neighbors racist talk radio wafting through my windows that I put out a BLM flag. He got sputteringly mad. Tried to claim it was against the HOA (it was a 70's "condo" development). I had done my research and told him it was allowed. He replies, "well, aren't you people always offended? It hurts my feelings!" and I got to say back "as your boy Trump says, 'FUCK YOUR FEELINGS!'" My god, I've never done cocaine but I feel like it's similar to how I felt in that moment. He had no leg to stand on and just gaped like a fish and went inside. We didn't talk for 3 years until I moved but it was all worth it.


ForensicPathology

I like Americans as a whole, but I had the displeasure of being on a job for a week with one particular guy who wouldn't stop complaining about the media, wokeness, and Anthony Fauci. Well, he was going on about how "those kinds of people are just looking for something to get mad at" and after a while ended with a sigh and saying without any self-awareness, "it makes me so mad".


aka_chela

I don't know how you kept a straight face


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cynicaldoubtfultired

That high must have been glorious.


aka_chela

He said some truly heinous things to me in response to the flag so putting him in his racist-ass place was very gratifying.


frosty720410

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RazorPhishJ

Dude you must’ve felt like Eric Cartman licking Scott Tenermans tears after the reveal


aka_chela

The man was too stunned to speak... and I just laughed 😂


amoebashephard

It's actually really sad to me-we have an entire culture if people who are really really anxious and depressed, and are so repressed that they have no other outlet for that except hate and anger-they can't recognize their own feelings. Of course it doesn't excuse their behavior, it's just an example of how there is a continued culture issue in the US.


cmahan005

![gif](giphy|QxMY8OdcfnH6E7pj9m|downsized) Go get me a juice box MAGA man!


a_taco_named_desire

Ditka shoulda won the Oscar


cmahan005

Absolutely. He was robbed.


Iohet

This movie kind of disappeared off the face of the planet and it didn't deserve that fate


cmahan005

There are some really funny parts in it. Overall, it’s probably not a great movie, but some classic lines.


Johannes_Keppler

One of their demigod tough guys, Andrew Taint, literally started crying when pushed even a little in an interview. (Which in itself is fine, everyone should cry sometimes. It's just that they always pretend to be tough and rugged and call men that cry 'pussies' and so on.)


ComprehensiveBit7699

My favorite part of trump is that hes a billionaire that begs his followers for money.


Throwaway4637582

They would never say Fuck Joe Biden, because they’re a bunch of dorks. So it’s Let’s Go Brandon, because they’re way clever and you don’t get it.


ggnnarrr

Why do I read this in Bill voice ?


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actibus_consequatur

There's conservatives who believe he's a conservative comedian. They're begging to be ridden hard.


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Joeuxmardigras

How in the world do they think he is conservative?


JLT1987

Some of his stuff is kinda conservative. He has a lot of, "WTF is with this!"moments. Unlike MAGA though, he isn't a reactionary.


Doctor-Jay

Yes, Burr's brand of comedy runs in the "old man yells at clouds" vein, but he is self-aware and not a morally compromised POS so it's funny instead of grating. Every podcast segment where he's complaining about something silly that GenZ/millennials do ends with him saying "ehhh but what do I know," and he proceeds to roast himself as a counterpoint.


rico_muerte

I love that. "What's up with all of these fucking kids dancing online? If you did that shit when I was in school you would've got thrown into the trash can. Okay, Bill, just because you had a miserable childhood doesn't mean everyone else has to suffer. let the kids dance. Ok ok, fair enough."


kai58

Probably because he also makes fun of things they claim to dislike sometimes.


pixelprophet

Fuckin’ get’em Bill


VeryMuchDutch102

Hope he plans it around voting time


kittybear69

Saw him at a show a few weeks ago in a pretty conservative area. He does the whole “making fun of both sides thing” but it’s clear he hates rebuplicans. There’s a big difference between making fun of democrats because they drive Priuses and making fun of republicans because they are bigots but all the conservative folks around us were loving it


SickSticksKick

Honestly yeah, Bill Burr will spit some comedic fire at these fucks, and moreso if they continue to piss him off. The right fascists are great at turning everyone into their enemies


Muskwa

The master of setting traps. The last show I have seen live pissed off a lot of people around us. It made it very obvious who felt insecure about themselves. Glorious.


clangan524

Ooh, how I wish for right-wingers to go after Burr. Dude willingly took on the city of Philadelphia and roasted them so hard they cheered. Don't give one of the greatest comics alive any ammunition.


cmahan005

Yeah. Don’t fuck with comedians. Especially really good ones like Bill.


PaulFThumpkins

There are a few chodes who are fans of Bill because he's done some tongue-in-cheek bits about women, and they always think he's *this close* to finally going over to their side. And seeing those media illiterates look up from wallowing in the sludge of bro comedy to discover how much disdain he has for them never gets old.


daemon-electricity

And they've been bitching about his wife for years. She jumps on his podcast from time to time and provides some perspective for his hot takes and he's there for it, but they can't stand the idea that someone else could point out their own short sightedness. The difference between the MAGAts and Bill Burr's old school somewhat conservative takes is self-awareness. Conservatives shot themselves in the foot by making their rhetoric only available wholesale. If they took a step back and asked themselves how some of their shit really sounded, they might have some fair points, but they have no capacity to admit when they're wrong.


Weekly_Direction1965

Conservatism has always been a scam, the entire purpose is to make royality, and today the wealthy unaccountable to law or the people, it's a political philosophy that requires those the law binds and does not protect and those the law protects and does not bind, you will find no conservative party in the world that does not advocate for this policy in their nation.


Empatheater

honestly if they are watching bro comedy they are probably not even capable of seeing what makes burr special. I love your observation though and it will amuse me if i think of it in the future under the right circumstances


SCS22

The guy is so good at what he does he's gotten probably more liberals and women to laugh at his women jokes than any other comedian could. When he inevitably adds a bunch of MAGA jokes to his set, the snowflakes are going to throw the biggest tantrum, but I'll be buying that special and lmao


drdissonance

I’m a pretty big leftist and I love Bill. I love vulgar comedy as long as it isn’t coming from a perspective of hate. I think the left is much more capable of judging where a comedian is coming from. Shane Gillis is another good example of a comedian who is very edgy, but you can tell isn’t trying to spread hate. Conservatives take everything at face value and think if a comedian is making fun of a group of people, they hate them too. They can’t judge nuance.


SCS22

good point about nuance. Conservative humor tends to focus on punching down, and at specific targets only. To most comedy fans this is immediately noticeable, and it throws people's guards up. The point goes from being witty with a side of being a dick, to "i'm being a dick, it doesn't matter how witty or not, because i'm making fun of *them*."


AloneInTheTown-

Bill's jokes about women are hilarious because you can tell it comes from a place of endearment. I used to watch him and Nia on YouTube. They're really good together.


Brodellsky

It's like trying to diss Eminem in a rap song. If you're big enough for him to even notice, he's gonna end your whole career. lol


SkollFenrirson

If conservatives didn't have double standards they'd have no standards at all


binchbunches

Spoiler: They have no standards


ntrpik

Their standards are dictated to them and may vary day-to-day. You may guess by whom.


cheetofacesucks

These MAGGOTS can go around screaming Let’s Go Brandon or F Biden but THIS is disrespectful 🙄🙄


markca

Yes, because as you know the MAGA cult is full of nothing but peaceful, loving, law abiding citizens who respect the President.


Electr0freak

Yep these are the "Lets Go Brandon" people upset that someone presented fingers implying that the former president can fuck himself. Oh, irony.


cmahan005

I would not hesitate to present both of my middle fingers to Trump.


Commercial_Piglet975

I saw a Twitter thread where someone insisted that Let's Go Brandon wasn't a joke, it was a "statement". Bill loves people who take his jokes as statements. https://twitter.com/Emilio2763/status/1726580374426562978 even more butthurt


crackheadwillie

Over the past three years, more times than I can count, my young kids have been exposed to expletives on “Fuck Biden” bumper stickers, on big, flag-waving trucks. They’re the worst kind of Putin boot-lickers


Spire_Citron

Youtube shorts served me up some right wing nonsense where they complained about how left wing people are snowflakes who hate them and the gripe they hammered on the most was left wing people... eating kale?


PaulFThumpkins

Somebody being willfully different from them feels like an existential threat. It's the core of their worldview, besides different standards for them and for everybody else.


SpecialOfferActNow

Large parts of their beliefs are rooted in deeply held insecurities and fear. Instead of handling those, they're going to project them.


9burgr1ng

I know the MAGAs are going to wander in here so I will say this. Fuck donald trump and fuck you too. Fuck your feelings, eat shit.


cmahan005

Oh they’re here. I think we need to spread the message through this sub more. Fuck Donald Trump^1000 and Fuck MAGA^1000


req4adream99

Republicanism at its core is wanting to control others but not be controlled yourself. In that context, it makes perfect sense: non-Republicans feelings don’t matter, whereas their (Republican) feelings do. Non-Republican opinions don’t matter - theirs do. It’s not a hard thread to follow.


Wastelander42

I mean they can't fuck with Bill. 1. He's awesome and blunt 2. The man actually IS related to Aaron Burr one of your founding fathers. Side note his wife is officially the best for flipping them off. And I need him to do Frank Murphy to Donald's face


Itsrainingmentats

I'm gonna build a wall, have Mexico pay for it, and then PUT YOU FUCKING THROUGH IT.


actibus_consequatur

>Aaron Burr one of your founding fathers. He's not typically considered a founding father, though he spent a good amount of time with them. He did support women's rights and abolishing slavery, so I can't imagine what they'd have against him or anybody related to him.


cmahan005

https://x.com/rpsagainsttrump/status/1726678291791442175?s=46&t=LmQXMQ1qIk_4T8Y1rtiZhA


nonchalanthoover

The full quotes even better.


pixelprophet

Burr is a fuckin gem


dorky001

X.com is that some kind of porn site?


thraashman

Nothing is as fragile as the ego of a conservative.


CryptographerNo923

From the “Fuck Your Feelings” crowd that dresses their toddlers in “Let’s Go Brandon” merch comes…pearl-clutching over a nonverbal gesture! What’s that “virtue signaling” thing they’re always accusing other people of?


hurtsdonut_

They wear shirts and fly flags that say "Fuck Joe Biden", they chant "let's go Brandon"(which means fuck Joe Biden), Trump's lawyer(who's was there with Trump)was there at the same fight that night wearing a necklace that had "FJB" on it. As usual it's all projection, hypocrisy, and pretending to be offended. Biggest pussies in the world.


dogfooddippingsauce

Bullies are always thin-skinned, always. They want to punch down and for you to take it. FUCK TRUMP.


ballsloud

I saw Bill Burr last year. At a point in the show he spent 10 or so minutes making fun of liberals. A guy right in front of me was LOVING it. Burr moved on to start making fun of conservatives and how they always wear those big eagle with American flag shirts. The guy in front of me got real quiet and eventually left. He was wearing a big eagle with American flags shirt. Snowflake.


Mylesdog2014

It’s the truth they have FJB on there cars on there clothes in there yards. There fucking big mouth little pussies


cmahan005

FDT^2


Altruistic_Tax2575

MAGAts: PC sucks, suck it up buttercup, these woke snowflakes so easily offended. Also MAGAts: yOu dOnT FlIp tHe bIrD tO tHe SuPrEmE lEaDeR dIsReSPeCtFuL cLaSSLeSs wOKeS 😭😭😭😭


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G-Unit11111

They can dish it out but if you so much as tap them on the arm, they squeal like Cartman does.


cmahan005

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RevanInquisitor

the most projection has always come from the right wing, they're all ridiculous fools


Competitive_Bat_

Imagine expecting Bill Burr to give a shit about anyone (especially his own wife) flipping off Trump.


Buzzdanky

Bill Burr's wife's reaction to Trump and his "crew" of Kid rock, Dana White and some other mindless dicks parading around at a UFC fight is pretty much how I feel every time I have to look at them. Trump got so many middle fingers at football games he stopped going although he may have set a record for the most one finger salutes ever in a football stadium.


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So you’re saying the people calling other snowflakes, were snowflakes all along? Ah, the turns have tabled. Classic projection.


davechri

"Let's Go Brandon! Fuck Joe Biden!" - trumpers "Flipping off trump! And in person! That is SO disrespectful." - also trumpers


Anguscablejnr

These people think Bill Burr is right wing. The answer is slightly complicated. Conservative people cannot fathom this nuance.


looptarded

He deserves a lot more than a middle finger


salmoninthesky

Isn't "Let's Go Brandon" just code for "Fuck You Biden"?


ParamedicSpecific130

For the cowards unwilling to say it with their chest. Unlike Bill Burr's wife


Zanchbot

So many angry little blue checks proving his point in those comments. Twitter is such a shithole.


NUMBERS2357

Bill Burr isn't even a trump fan, did people really expect him to take trump's side over his wife's?


GenericFatGuy

This is why I love ol' Billy Red Balls. Doesn't hide behind his wife. Doesn't throw her under the bus. Doesn't make excuses or apologize for her. Stands beside her, and defends her.


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Bill Burr is the GOAT and Republicans are pathetic man children who need their diaper changed.


KentuckyFriedFuck_

"These Shitlibs need to respect the office of the president!!1!1!! Also, Obama was a gay Muslim from Kenya."