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MikailovaM

Black Bears like that are basically big dogs who can open doors. If you go really country with the accent, and yell at them, "Go on! Git!" They'll run off after a small testing of the boundary to see if they can scare you.


BurnAfterEating420

That guy was closer to having his intestines spilled in the dirt than I think he appreciates Black Bear are super timid and non aggressive, this one appears to have been considering a lifestyle change


2a3b66725

There’s no way that bear is going to get back in with that gate secured that way.


FrwdIn4Lo

What is ICD billing code for scratched by Bear?


killingthedream

There isn't one; going to have to use Other Mammal W55.89XA/D/S


anonxup

Wouldn't it be W55.81XA?


killingthedream

Tis but a scratch, not a bite


barrelminer

Wtf am I missing here?


killingthedream

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ICD-10


anonxup

W55.81XA


ACBR2000

Bro is like "alright alright you caught me, fine. Sike"


Alternative-Juice-15

Liquid courage


Zealotstim

Definitely


Jesuchristoe

Bear-ly got him


Cantguard-mike

Mikes a badass


elchappio

I thought the beat was called Mike


cardidd-mc

He bearly got ya.... still snickering at that slick comment


firmretention

Good thing it wasn't another man.


brakspear_beer

I’ll go but here’s something to remember me by. And now the Cave Bear is his totem just like it is Ayla’s.


IntelligentMine1901

How many beers has that guy had ?


TheDevilishDanish

Bad man, the teddy did nothing wrong.


hieme54

The bear brings the Meister Brau and drinks the Heineken. I’d throw his ass out, too


TheseAreNotMyHookers

Did he just say... "He barely got you.." HA!


UserNameTycoon

At end: “He bearly got you”


DanielTheDestr0yer

Mike was just hungry bro