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ShitMongoose

Beaver Cleavage


SanderStrugg

This is it. An incest angle by itself would be stupid enough, but the amount of layers of weirdness on top of it is what really makes it so baffling: It parodies a decade old sitcom, it has the wrestler break kayfabe and it was originally intended to be a heel swerving the crowd.


AnUdderDay

>decade old sitcom Dude leave it to Beaver was nearly 4 decades old by the time they tried that gimmick


RuleInformal5475

And to top it off, they debuted the vignette in the UK at one of thet overseas, nothing happens shows. A country that has never seen that sitcom and have no idea what a Beaver is. Just why?


AnUdderDay

You remember the venue for raw where a vignette premiered 25 years ago? My hat is off to you.


JoeyKookamanga

Must be Cornette's reddit account.


Illithid_Substances

> have no idea what a beaver is Whichever meaning of the word you mean, that's definitely not true


AnUdderDay

Average British redditor probably doesn't know what a bathtub is, let alone a beaver. Source: lives in Britain


The-CannabisAnalyst3

U didn't like the incest angle??


TaskMaster404

Right? What's not to love about a man named Cleavage tryna get a taste of his own mom's beaver?


[deleted]

There it is.


SpecialistTrash2281

The only correct answer.


geordieColt88

There’s been so many bad ones but it’s hard to beat that


TheyCallMeElHeffay

Was going to reply with the gobldygooker, then I saw this. Beaver Cleavage is the winner for many reasons.


JoeTheO

I absolutely LOVE Russo defending this shit. LoL https://www.wrestlecrap.com/vince-russo/what-didnt-you-understand-about-beaver-cleavage/


Open-Librarian-4322

Emma acting like she was Mentally Disabled.


Few-Establishment277

Why would you choose this gimmick and not go for Eugene? Far, far worse than Emma.


Open-Librarian-4322

At least Eugene had a storyline that had an ending.


DoctorMelvinMirby

I’m surprised Vince never had Eugene get hit in the head with a chair shot and have that turn him into a super genius.


Renso19

That sounds exactly like something Vince would book, like, frighteningly so


TheBrokenArt

I hate myself for really wishing that had happened now.


ImplementAble3447

Same lmao


woozleuwuzzle

Science tells us that that would’ve only worked if a chair shot is what originally disabled him.


DoctorMelvinMirby

Source: Dr. Heinie


ImplementAble3447

Or have Chris Nowinski come in and talk about the concussions and such & then say he’s gonna knock some Harvard sense into Eugene with a punch or smack him on the head with his book and then BAM, Eugenius


BurtKocaine1999

Isn’t that what happened with Perry Saturn but in reverse technically with Moppy?


DoctorMelvinMirby

Yeah, he got clobbered in the head and then broke up with Terri for Moppy. You’re welcome.


BurtKocaine1999

Omg I remember the You’re Welcome quote 😂😂😂


sh00ner

Or the magic trick of putting him in the Straight Edge Society with Festus.


DMTrious

Because Eugene was great. Tasteless, but great


NyJets5k

Sadly nick Dinsmore was stil doing this gimmick on the indys the last time I saw him, been several years so idk if he still is or not. Too bad, cause he's actually a very sound worker


Divis264

He still is. He did it at promotion in Sioux Falls not lo g ago.


TmF1979

The Eugene gimmick was fucking repugnant. What a waste of an exceptional talent like Nick Dinsmore.


Few-Establishment277

It was his idea. He pitched it to Vince himself and he continued to run the gimmick after leaving WWE. It’s as much his fault than anyone’s. Arguably more.


KelvinsBeltFantasy

It's a strong case of "you had to be there" Eugene was red fucking hot and people loved him. Adults and children. It could have been worse but was oddly wholesome. It was helped by having Regal as his manager which made it a sort of redemption arc or anti hero type deal. Very charming. That being said: -Having Eugene use other people's finishers got old. If he had tried a different one each time... maybe it would have worked. -They eventually cooled him off using the favored method of that time period. A match with Triple H. A match where nobody came out looking good or got anything. Just another victim of the Reign of terror.


Fast_Stick_1593

I mean R-Truth does Cena’s 5 Moves of Doom pretty much every week and it still gets pops every single time. He wears Cena style pants to emulate his childhood hero who is younger than him too lol


Fresh_Ostrich4034

this is someone who wasnt watching at the time. Eugene was over


8-Bit_Aubrey

Wait, when the fuck did that happen?


Lycan_Jedi

Drunk Scott Hall/ Drunk Hawk/Drug Addict Jeff Hardy/Drunk Jake Roberts/ You get the picture. Anytime they bring personal demons in.


newworldorder96

I’m with you. It’s just bad taste


wongmantak

Sandman is the only man who’s capable of doing drunk gimmick


rMorganTC

Tbf, you can get away with pretty much anything in ECW back in the day


[deleted]

*Especially* if you want them to have any hope of getting clean & sober. Heaping shame and humiliation on addicts only drives them further into the arms of addiction.


Moser319

The shockmaster


PlutoTheLonelyRock99

Who saw a glittery stormtropper helmet and said, "Yep. That's the one." 😂


Moser319

Darth gayder


EndStorm

Emperor Pimpitine.


tsengmao

Ole Anderson


Chaosengel

Only good thing to come out of Shockmaster is Haku laughing his ass off over the gimmick on DSotR


xaeromancer

And Davey Boy Smith's reaction at the time. "He fell on his arse! He fell on his fucking arse!"


Hezon1

Best part of his debut was when booker t said “who is this motherf**ker”


HumorAlarming3274

Tugboat was a poor gimmick too.


anonymousscroller9

Sure, but it could work. Make it less literal and not about a small boat and you have a decent strongman gimmick. Something like dreadnought would've worked better.


Noahs132

Ahhh the falling master lol


BurntBeefRagnarok

The whole segment is funny, Ric Flair slowly leaving the scene and standing at the doorway looking like a cardboard cutout, Shockmaster falling as Davey Boy Smith is heard saying "he fell right on his arse!", Sid yelling at Shockmaster but Shockmaster thinking it's his voice actor and attempts to act it only to be cut out by the actual voice actor, the weird laughter he makes at the end, and Sid randomly having a breakdown at the end and telling everyone to "SHUT UP! SHUT YOUR STINKING MOUTHS UP!" even though no one was speaking as unfitting jazz music was playing


tontotheodopolopodis

IRS seemed fucking stupid when I was young. Then I grew up and started paying taxes


pajo17

As an adult, why would IRS and The Million Dollar Man be tag partners? Shouldn't they hate each other?


ultraluxe6330

You think the tax man doesn't favour those with more in their pockets?


pajo17

Millionaires don't stay rich by paying their fair share in taxes.


ultraluxe6330

And who let's them away with that?


AnUdderDay

When I became an adult I thought about this way more than I should have. Like, this should have been a huge feud. IRS should've been a face. Coming after tax cheats and millionaires? I'm all for it. Tag him with Repo Man to go after those degenerates!


TicketFew9183

Imagine thinking they actually go after millionaires. Even Vince was wise enough to not make them a face.


pajo17

IRS and Repo Man together sounds amazing.


ScottNewman

Better question:  If the Million Dollar Man bought the Million Dollar Belt, shouldn’t he be broke?


DoubleOrNothing90

IRS had the potential to be the ultimate heel. Motherfucker takes a portion of your paycheck for god's sake.


lofisnaps

When I was a kid, I didn't get his gimmick at all. I'm from Germany and we don't know what IRS means. I understood he was the assistant of Million Dollar Man, but I always wondered why he wouldn't wear wrestling clothes. Million Dollar Man didn't wrestle in his suit either.


Shiny_Mew76

I’ve actually always liked money based characters on TV. Maybe it’s why I love GEICO commercials.


LongPenStroke

My question is; did wrestling pay so bad that all these guys had to have second careers?


ultraluxe6330

Farting Natalya. Eugene. Drunk Scott Hall. Simon Dean.


yeahilovegrimby

I stopped watching for a large duration, what the fuck is farting Natalya?


xSilverMC

For a while she was farting a lot as a gimmick, and we still haven't figured out what the fuck that was meant to achieve or what story it was intended to tell


Goon0303

Ask Vince.


dieorlivetrying

Yeah this is very clearly a Vince McMahon idea. He notoriously loved toilet humor. There are many stories about this. They used to be weird, funny stories. More recently they've become weird, horrifying tragedies.


xaeromancer

You know he made a pass, got knocked back and this was his response.


Fresh_Ostrich4034

her last name was Hart. Mystery Solved


emiliaxrisella

After the shit that came up against him, him having a fart kink suddenly seems tame compared to the other shit (literally) about him.


NJdeathproof

Hornswoggle made the mistake of standing next to her and it almost sent him to the hospital. That's the problem with midgets - they're always getting their nose up in your business.


TequilaToothpick

Natalya had a gimmick where she couldn't stop farting.


TmF1979

And keep in mind it wasn't HER farting, it was sound piped in. Garbage on every conceivable level.


Anindefensiblefart

They could have at least mic'd her asshole.


punkbenRN

I like this take, that if it was real farts it may be redeemable. But it was edited in farts... absolutely deplorable.


stevenbass14

Simon Dean wasn't that bad.


ultraluxe6330

A wrestling fitness instructor fits right into 1995 WWF and that's not a good thing. When you had a talent such as Nova and turned him into that, it's pretty awful.


Ragin_Bacon

For god sake why didn't they just have Nova show up as a supervillain and foil to the Hurricane? We could of had some great matches and the merch sales would of been insane. After the feud, team them up and you have a Tag Team and more new merch to push.


HumorAlarming3274

We now realize why Vince came up with that farting gimmick.


ultraluxe6330

Hopefully that logic doesn't apply to Eugene.


ice12tray

To be honest, I still find Simon Dean to be hilarious. Utter ridiculousness but fun to watch.


LurkingToaster66

Simon Dean was hilarious, never more than a jobber but funny. Think it was a rumble where he came down, did some push-ups and then got thrown right out.


Ragin_Bacon

Eugene is the epitome of the Don Corleone on "Look what they did to my boy" meme. Nick Dinsmore was a fucking artist in the ring. His technical skills easily put him on the level of Malenko and even \*Redacted\*. I will give Nick credit, he worked his ass as Eugene but everyone knew he would never get more than a comedy push. Instead they should of introduced him as Technical Powerhouse working for Bischoff to take out wrestlers he had issues with. So if 3 Minute Warning was a double barrel shotgun, Nick would of been Bischoff's silenced 22. They could played up his abilities and eventually after going out on his own could of been use to target faces who needed some great Mat Matches to help push them over.


DonutDaniel5

The funny thing is, the idea of Eugene was actually pitched by Dinsmore himself. According to my memory, he came up with the character to give those types of children someone they could admire and look up too.


BrickLaFlare

As a Mexican, the Mexicools weren’t that cool. They were just landscapers that liked to fight, kind of like my uncles. Eddie coming out in the lowrider was awesome, the riding lawnmower was not


Full_Horror7114

All I remember about the mexicools were the goofy ass faces they made in the 2006 Royal rumble. And that catchy ass theme song.


ShadowBannedSkyRu1e

only thing i remember is that they do the entrance on lawn mowers


Full_Horror7114

Shame they never used them as weapons 😭😭😭


KelvinsBeltFantasy

"Bah God King, thats just like in Misery by Stephen King!"


GeologicalOpera

> that catchy ass theme song. The best thing to come from Psicosis and Juvi being released was that Super Crazy got to keep it, but they added on his “I AM SUPER. I AM CRAZY. I AM…. SUPER CRAZY!” and then cut to the chorus. Gem of a theme and it went way too hard for its position on the card.


RDPower412

Underrated theme


Gaucho_Diaz

Naked Mideon or Bastion Booger


Oqgy

Bastion Booger was one of the first gimmicks i laid my eyes on as a child. My god it nearly turned me off wrestling from the beginning lmao


ChrisMoltisanti9

The turkey carcass didn't help.


NJdeathproof

Poor Mike Shaw. I wish they'd just let him keep the Norman the Lunatic gimmick.


Serialthrilla45

I watched Mike Shaw a lot when he was with Stampede Wrestling. He was a solid heel and more mobile than his size would suggest. He was grossly misused.


SugarAdamAli

Red rooster. Terry Taylor was a solid talent


SilverThePenguinHat

I feel like this one could've worked if it wasn't so literal.


ApprehensiveLunch991

Kanes dentist gimmick he started with


Shiny_Mew76

Isaac Yankem D.D.S.


Geeksylvania

Still better than Fake Diesel.


punkbenRN

I see this a lot, but I have to defend it. It was a generally interesting angle that didn't have anywhere to go, but it gave him purpose, there was a lost opportunity with Cavity Creeps, and it lead to my favorite crowd chant for a heel: Brush Your Teeth. He was interesting to watch. Not great, but not as bad as people make it out to be. Like Nailz.


Constant_Stomach2009

Ding dongs


flamboyantdude

Friar Ferguson and Bastion Booger, both by the same guy


TrueDeadBling

Didn't the WWF have to drop the Friar Ferguson gimmick because they were getting complaints from religious groups?


bowl_of_scrotmeal

The Gobbledy Gooker


Reasonable_Deer_1710

Kurt Angle tried to rape Booker T's wife, and Muhammed Hassan executed a terrorist angle against Undertaker. Those are tops for me


TmF1979

Muhammad Hassan was a GREAT angle until Vince couldn't help himself and dropped the subtlety. Once he did, it was doomed to fail immediately.


ImprovementLonely234

This. Middle eastern hate was at such a fever point when Hassan was around, they had a legitimate counterpoint with him to push the "we aren't all terrorists" narrative. Then they made him a terrorist. Then the London bombing happened and Undertaker killed him. Total waste.


[deleted]

cuck rusev


bearwhidrive

One of the weirdest eras of RAW was cuck Rusev running simultaneously with cuck Mike Bennett.


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

Mantaur


carson63000

“Out of way, jabroni moose!”


TearsOfTomorrowYT

See this is where the "content farm" format of making posts that consist of nothing but a title and a picture shows its limitations: Deacon Batista isn't even in the top 20 for worst gimmicks of all times. I mean don't get me wrong, it's bad, but there is so much worse in the history of wrestling. Beaver Cleavage, Incest Paul Burchill, Kervin White, Farting Natalya, the Mortal Kombat trio in WCW, the Yeti, the six different characters Ed Leslie played in WCW: that's already 14 gimmicks that are WAY worse than Deacon Batista, and that's just from the top of my head. I'm sure that, given time, I could think of at least twice as many.


ds117ftg

Also he was the enforcer for an even dumber reverend gimmick and IIRC Bautista dropped this fairly quickly


mikaeus97

It's pronounced Yet-AY


Redskinrey

Kerwin white


Egonga

Kerwin White was so annoying because it could have been a really cool / unique gimmick: 1) Chavo Jr disavows his Mexican heritage. 2) Chavo Sr turns up on Smackdown disgusted by his son’s behaviour. The two have a match which Jr wins easily. 3) Realising he’s too old to beat sense into his son, Chavo Jr invites Mexican wrestlers / legends into the WWE, acting as their mouthpiece, and giving Chavo a series of talented luchadores to have great exhibition matches with. It gives Chavo a chance to show what he can do and keeps the show fresh with new talent appearing frequently, even if they only have a few matches before leaving.


anonymousscroller9

You don't even have to make it cringey like kerwin was. Just make him think that his Mexican heritage is irrelevant/ him stop caring.


RubbuRDucKee

I haven’t seen anyone post Kizarny


sludgezone

Tbh I like his gimmick he does now where he’s like Captain Spaulding


AdventureSphere

Even though he only appeared once, we really should mention The Final Solution. Yes, there was a professional wrestler in WCW who actually went by the name The Final Solution.


Acceptable-Fold-3192

Take your pock from early 90’s wwe: Duke the Dumpster Droese, Bastian Booger, the Goon, Isaac Yankem, fake Razor and Diesel, the Repo Man, Abe “Knuckleball” Schwartz… This was why I stopped watching wrestling til I randomly caught Scott Hall on WCW Saturday night at the start of the NWO.


Myopinion_is_right

I went to school with Duke the Dumpster Droese. He was a cool and funny big dude.


Pancaaaked

The Yeti


BowwwwBallll

You misspelled YET-TAYYYYY


Renton_Knox

I was not a Right To Censor fan. 


AdministrativeBuy105

Eugene was pretty wild


Yurgin

Paul Burchils incest gimmick with Katie Lee. That gimmick killed his entire career, he was such a good wrestler.


Successful-Ad4251

Piggy James was pretty awful


SlavaSobov

Nikki Cross wandering around like the zombie, and then didn't going anywhere with it. 😂


SparkDBowles

I don’t even remember this.


DragonDeezNutzAround

Seven (Dustin Rhodes)


AlabasterRadio

7 and the thing he was trying in TNA too.


Yarzeda2024

Black Reign


Roidtravis

He teamed with Rellik, which is killeR spelled backwards


Character_Lychee_434

Kanes fake diesel and dentist gimmick


PandableClaw

Lmao I was just explaining to someone the other day that this was Batista’s first gimmick on wwe tv. Terrible. However I gotta go with Beaver Cleavage for my answer to the question. A gimmick so bad the wrestler dropped it mid promo. Yikes.


[deleted]

Blue Blazer


jennamg88

Austin theory becoming Vince McMahons personal power bottom


synoptikal

No one gonna mention the Burchills and their incest gimmick??


bbernal956

bring back the hoe train!!! lmfao!!!


bittersweetjesus

Anything involving Ed Leslie


justbrowsing987654

[Phantasio](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jwmxqEJnzHE) A bad magician with black tights that looked like a slutty cocktail dress with slits all over wearing a bad V for Vendetta looking mask with ring skills only worsened by Tom MaGee who executed every move then waived his hands around like he’d just finished a magic trick, which he did to a couple of mid match, and won his sole match by yanking out the jobbers underwear and wrapping him up. Then did the same to Hebner. Corny shit at its worst. 12 year old me loved it.


blollyman

Giant gonzalez


BunglefromRainbow

Saba Simba.


Salt_Life_8636

Shockmaster. But also hilarious.


TortelliniOctopuss

Moppy


GLLX7

Joey Ryan's cock gimmick is my least favorite ever and the guy was never that good of a worker either.


lostwng

Eugine or Festus


SchwizzySchwas94

The Roman Reigns “I only defend the title twice a year” gimmick


The-CannabisAnalyst3

Akeem ,Bastion Booger ,Duke The Dump ,Bezerker(Brody Rip Off) Max Moon ,Goobly Gooker ,Kerwin White ,Seven ,Mantuar ,Repo Man , Phantasia ,Oz/Vinny Vegas ,The Yeti ,Shock Master ,Nailz


jerseygunz

I will not sit here and suffer any Repo Man slander


molsonmuscle360

Repo Man had catchy entrance music


The-CannabisAnalyst3

Repo Repo Man ....., yea Demolition was awesome


1BannedAgain

Outstanding lineup


Jazzghul

Eugene. Then. Now. Forever.


RodCosmos

Festus


mbp147338

Mae Young’s hand is the right answer.


Few-Establishment277

Beaver Cleavage


Grail_BH

Oz. The Mummy.


Rare_Banana_1204

Elias playing his own younger brother was all kinds of WTF


arukea93

Big Dick Johnson


jayovalentino

It wasn't my fault gene snitsky


Icaras01

When WWE booked Diamond Dallas Page as a stalker on his WWE debut. Just let him be his WCW character! Man I hate Vinces treatment of WCW stars so much (And am so happy Goldberg became a champ as his WCW character. At least one slipped through!)


slappywhyte

Adam Cole


xxToeLoverxx

For me the worst gimmick is the anti USA one. They pick a wrestler who looks different and just forces him to do the anti USA shit. It's not just annoying but also totally destroys the guy's career. Look at Jinder Mahal.


Rockmillirock

Going to get downvoted for this, but the undertaker is a bad gimmick. It only worked because Mark Calaway is awesome.


Lenny0mega

Idk but it’s definitely not that one lol


NuNem

Someone hasn't seen the shockmaster huh


No-Hold1693

Naked Mideon


HollywoodDomHogan

Isaac yankem d.d.s


stonesherlock

The WCW dungeon of doom


[deleted]

anyways as a child I really thought Eugene was mentally disabled


Potufs

Isaac yankem


Das-Drew

The Red Rooster by a country mile. Aside from the gimmick being stupid as fuck with zero upside, it buried Terry Taylor’s credibility in the eyes of the casual fan. Hindsight being 20/20, he was actually a fantastic worker with a great mind for the business.


8-Bit_Aubrey

Is the Funkasaurus too recent of a gimmick for me to mention?


sludgezone

The Ding Dongs, Gentleman Jack Gallagher, Eugene.


Objective_Broccoli98

Glacier


matty8478

Phantasmo, The Goon, Kizarny, Mean Street Posse, The ECW Zombie, The Berzerker, Santina Marella


CaptainHalloween

Beaver Cleavage. Nothing else comes close.


beadray

Shockmaster and Gobbledy Gooker


Mindless_Classroom86

The whole Eugene thing was pretty bad imo.


hbkedge3

I’m pretty sure everyone has said “worst” in terms of taste and appropriateness. For worst gimmick that made no sense - Dean Malenko as a James Bond ladies man. 😂


TRTVitorBelfort

Chavo when he was the white golfer.


devil0o

Bastion Booger or the Stormtrooper, who had a swastika on his singlet


_ILYIK_

The Thug in the National Wrestling Conference. He’d dress as a klansman in full regalia to intimidate black opponents


TB1289

Kizarny Everything about this one is stupid. They thought a gimmick that mocks your entire industry, both in name and profession, was a good idea.


JayEdgarHooverCar

I’ll say for myself, as an obedient little Baptist boy, the idea of Deacon Batista holding the collection plate was flipping terrifying.


carlogz

Eugene - WWE


NessMain20

The black scorpion


Joose2001

Vince Russo : World Champion


Brndn350Z

Shockmaster 🤣🤣 even without that helmet fail... tf were they thinking?


Specialist-Fill24

Firebreaker Chip. A firebreaker is a multi tool used by wildland firefighters, part-hatchet, part-rake. This mans gimmick was "rake". How you gonna cut a promo as a rake?