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drink it


beene282

I think eat it


sixtus_clegane119

Bop it


nnoovvaa

Do it -Palpatine cerca a long time ago


NOT-Mr-Davilla

In a galaxy far far away


Jv13ws0und

Stop it, get some help.


TheMoonMint

https://preview.redd.it/uxcytuckne8d1.jpeg?width=324&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f80d976f0dca0cd963dc3e6489f93a3baca0276


TheMoonMint

Boof it


buttered_scone

I think they'll have to do a little of both.


johnwilkesbandwith

Ah fukin dar ye


HatnGlasses

Don't you mean "Ah I fukin Dairy ye"?


johnwilkesbandwith

Dead ah studdeh?


sch0f13ld

Culture it. Seriously


Katiari

His invasive thoughts gotta be going wild right about now.


mehdital

Even the bacteria will be dead by now


thewalkindude

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


Just-Xav-Official

I regret clicking on that


Dakeera

I won't be clicking on that, thank you


Jamesrgod

I choose to learn from your mistake


thirtypineapples

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAASSHHHHHH


EXTERMINATOR-ARG

https://preview.redd.it/8q22ccdv5u7d1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d41cd07555a588cbe81aedee475f079bba692c62 Huh


laserviking42

Doing the math and realizing that 40 years ago was 1984.


turtlintime

This is literally 1984


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Double plus ungood


AdelinaIV

Victory milk


Last_Draft5800

Nah I REFUSE to believe that


mknight1701

I read the title and I saw the bottle and thought, 1940s. The brains a funny thing!


Just-Round9944

1984 by George Orwell reference‽‽‽‽‽


ManyAnusGod

No, Van Halen.


Elias3007

Jorjor Well


The-Muze

Everyone hates on him but I like the prequels


Apprehensive_Kiwi_18

The audiobook read by Andrew Garfield was really well done


meowiful

My 40 yo ass just realized you're right. Why does this bottle look like it's from the 40's? We just had regular milk in plastic gallon jugs. Shout out to Mayfeild's for keeping me alive.


clarinetJWD

You know, it would have been just as easy to say nothing.


RussiaIsBestGreen

I wonder how biologically active it is. Does it get any significant amount of gas exchange through the lid or energy from light?


FancyName_132

If that lid is anything like the 40yo plastic lids I handled before it's very porous and will break appart from just touching it


Jojajones

r/substakenliterally


tommytheperson

https://preview.redd.it/1uyxv5au0m7d1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=247431b491612a4c66e1f572546b46cdcae06d4b


TheAnalsOfHistory-

https://preview.redd.it/vp55qshh4n7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b11ae6b5371eafc5923aff0f9f8f511a95df6e51


boris_casuarina

Dude, this unfortunately reminds me of a certain 4chan experiment involving a jar and a my little pony doll.


Cheese_Man05

*¡GET OUT OF MY HEAD!*


bdouble0w0

Oh my god. Why would you remind me of that?!


GayVoidDaddy

What’s wrong with broken arms and chicken tenders instead???


Matthaeus_Augustus

That’s a really weird bottle for milk. Looks like it should be alcohol


ScoobyDooItInTheButt

Or hot sauce.


Italianpotato12

Forget drinking it, it just want you to crack it open and sniff


MutedMotabolism

Instant pearly gates.


ThePorygonBoi

I’m genuinely wondering whether or not this is a troll post.


totallynotpoggers

Looks fresh to me


MutedMotabolism

take a swig, then


Atom800

Milk has not been invented 40 years ago (the 80’s)


1-800-We-Gotz-Ass

I knew you were lying but I still went to Google to check lol (I'm 25)


meoka2368

I guess overactive fact checking is better than believing everything.


1-800-We-Gotz-Ass

I was like, no way my grandma is older than milk 😂


meoka2368

Milk was being sold to other far longer ago than your grandma. In 1796, Edward Jenner noticed that milkmaids who were exposed to cowpox were later better protected against smallpox (which it turns out are related). So he would intentionally infect people with cowpox as a preventative measure. Things in science tend to get named after Latin or Greek words. The Latin word for cow is vacca. Thus vaccine. So milk being sold has to be at least that old :p


ComfortablyNumbest

TIL


mmmeissa

This could be a TIL post all by itself. Very cool. Thank you for the knowledge. :)


Buttercup59129

We only invented the cow 78 years ago


1-800-We-Gotz-Ass

I thought they meant like pasteurized milk in a glass, and glass is at least 50 years old


GayVoidDaddy

*looks at hundreds of year old stained glass in churches and buildings across the world, yup 50 years*


Poppekas

He's right though, it wasn't invented 40 years ago, it was invented by nature many millions of years ago.


ComfortablyNumbest

Nipples have been around for longer than that! I swear!


i_eat_baby_elephants

Would it be sterile? Or is it like this? Bacteria bloom, consume all food, food runs out, but bacteria die and more bacteria eat dead bacteria in never ending cycle


MrCockingBlobby

Depends what bacteria and if sunlight can get to it. Ultimately, you need an outside energy source for an ecosystem to function. Though it definitely won't be sterile. Bacteria don't necessarily die when food runs out. Often they will go dormant. Or the bacteria will die but it will leave behind dormant spores. This is why you can buy little packets of dried yeast and have the yeast still be alive.


vitaesbona1

Also, live bacteria isn't always the danger. You can have old food left out for too many hours, cook it to kill everything, and it will still give food poisoning.


MrCockingBlobby

Exactly, the toxins produced by nhe bacteria are absolutely still there


MutedMotabolism

It looks like you mixed Yoo-Hoo with bourbon and left it out in the sun for a day...


6onzo

Finally


jpowell180

What country was this milk bottle from, because I did not see anything like that used in the United States 40 years ago, back then we used either the half gallon or full gallon of plastic jugs, or the cardboard milk cartons…


TheShwartz3

Hard to believe that 40 years ago was referring to the 80s


UMFreek

I looked at that photo and thought "Man the 50's were a wild time"


SwampAss123

Send it to the LA beast


typehyDro

This right here is how superpowers are obtained! … or diarrhea


Salgado14

Send it to Ashens


Grammar_Knot_Sea

A blood curdling scream from the smell of your milk curdling cream.


seekAr

Some of you missed the pun cause it went pasteurize


Just-Round9944

cum coconut


funndanni

Noice


L3G1T1SM3

r/ashens


Gabriellemtl

r/grandmaspantry


Shibari_Inu69

Extra aged kefir mmmmm


AnnaBananner82

How does it smell?


weireldskijve

TAKE A BIG WHIFF


[deleted]

This milk from forty years ago aged like Drake


tacosdebuevito

Would you sniff it for 10$?


Ill-Attempt-8847

I'd probably get possessed by some Aztec demon.


blunderschonen

DRINK IT, YOU FOOL!


Ill-Attempt-8847

Mmmmh... it has a slight aftertaste of Քո մեղավոր հոգին փրկությունից վեր է, և դու չես ճանաչի ոչ խաղաղություն, ոչ ցավ, միայն դատարկության անսահման սառնությունը: Ապաշխարության ժամանակն ավարտվել է, որովհետև քո հանցանքները գերազանցում են քո չար տեսակի ցանկացած հանձնարարություն: Վերջը մոտ է, մեղքի անոթները մոռացության սպասում է Փառք Ալլահին


Frosty_the_Snowdude

https://preview.redd.it/p6a3bbzlxq7d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfc4c8f9f3515c89b1dc46d3b832a37fd0ad51aa


blunderschonen

That’s the worst flavor.


mmorrison92

As my mom always says, blue cheese is just moldy milk. So I guess eat it?


hotsjelly

That's like the milk left over from my grandpa but 100 times worst


FailedButterfly

That's a whole civilisation there,


1nsidiousOne

Smell it


ashleystrange

Me with all my misplaced confidence: ah yes the 1960's.


TheMoonMint

Why does it look like a bottle of arsenic or laudanum from 1814? 🤣💀


Soggy-Poop-sock

Opening that thing would prolly fry your nervous system