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Lalalarix

who would not be afraid of a violent sociopath who's face has not been seen by anyone, unknown if it is even human, that feels no fear or guilt while delivering the most painful death possible to everyone they come across, with no remorse or mercy, just pure third degree burns


Mun0425

And pyro is schizophrenic and sees it as playing in a rainbow unicorn land and his fire is just bubbles and sunshine.


Lesurous

Is he? I thought his goggles made him experience a delusional world.


DrakeATron3000

I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure it's just the goggles in the Piemations video, otherwise Pyro is just a silly little guy


JustinTheMan354

The Pyro gas mask has a "Illusion mask" written on it. Plus, Pyro-Vision goggles exist


nimulation

It says "optical mask"


JustinTheMan354

Close enough


DaDragonking222

Optical mask only implies it's mask worn that protects your eyes


JustinTheMan354

I didn't mean the implications or what it meant, I meant the word itself


AmadeoSendiulo

Well, I have no experience but wouldn't slow drowning in a room with some air left be more painful?


scragglyman

You dont get that tingling pain through all your nerves as they cook off. That's why in terms of inflicting max pain i always use fire.


AmadeoSendiulo

Hmm, the question is, is really the only factor in how death is bad? Of course, I know that now I shift from the original topic, but I just heard drowning is generally worse than burning alive. I was not curious enough to try them out and compare.


szagrat545

Death by fire is the most painfull death there is to my knowladge


Kamiyosha

Not by a long shot. ARS. Advanced Radiation Sickness. It's a horror show of your body essentially melting. That's not a euphemism. You *literally* liquefy while you're alive. The pain is beyond words, and it goes on for *DAYS*. Burning alive is terrible, yes. But a mercy compared to that.


Lalalarix

it will probably be mentally more painful but burning has so much of a lead in the physical pain department that the total of burning is still much higher


PyRoddit

As someome who has almost drowned due to lack of air *and* been burned badly, I wouldn't wish burning alive upon my worst enemy.


UltraTwingo

The video made it pretty clear why, no ?


Jaded-Life25

You need to watch meet the pyro


WoodenPoom

"No, I... I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak. All right? He's not here, is she? How do I get this f***ing thing off?!"


iamded2401

“One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask.”


YAGCompany

What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?


Mario_Viana

🌈DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC💐


orangesheepdog

IN A YOUNG GIRL’S HEART


LegitimateApartment9

THE MUSIC AND FREEDOM WHEREVER IT STARTS


archenexus

AND IT'S MAGIC IF THE MUSIC IS GROOVY


Loafnugget

IT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE WATCHING AN OLD TIME MOVIE


martin2GUATABA

I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE MAGIC, IT'LL FREE YOUR SOUL


Nicolasgonzo87

BUT IT'S LIKE TRYING TO TELL A STRANGER ABOUT A ROCK N ROLL


Full_Abbreviations86

They are a pyro maniac


jbyrdab

For the rest of the mercs, killing is a job, a means to the end. However, for that Thing... it may have the means, but there is no end.


KidFriendlyArsonist

Reason: Pyro is a very scary person


Orion_user

I think it's because he's a psychopath


Loafnugget

He is just having fun


Xmaster1738

he might be wildly schizophrenic, his video shows he thinks he's in lala land💫🌈


AzGames08

Being burnt to death is a horrible way to go.


NervousDiscount9393

He ate 9


[deleted]

Who knows what she be thinking when burning things alive


V_H_M_C

My guy is just enjoying life what’s wrong with that?


Dapper-Aspect-9157

You'd be scared of a psychopath welding a axe and flamethrower


gadlygamer

OH GOD THE ASLUME IS LEAKING INTO ANTIMEMES


CareNo9290

You cannot escape man. Man will always find you. Embrace him.


-DiveR-

You could say the pyro belongs in an... asylum


Hot_Ambition4208

Is he stupid?


LaTrentas

Maybe Heavy hates magic and fire and maybe pyromaniacs


championchildtosser

For one, go watch the video where this meme format comes from


Not-_-Cosmic

because he's stupid


tom333444

Getting downvoted despite replying to the meme with a related meme lol


J_train13

Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Emboldened scolding folds of red and gold are my desire!


EdmondSanders

Because funni


RespectableFatigue1

pyro is second best counter to hevy First place scout, but lore hevy no afraid of smol man, so pyro is biggest fear


DaDescriptor

sniper and spy would like to talk


JustinTheMan354

How the hell is Pyro or Scout counters to Heavy?? Heavy absolutely shreds both in close quarters, where both classes thrive


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Rod-Serling-Lives

According to a firefighter, it takes about 60-90 seconds of burning alive before you have the chance to fall unconscious. The *chance.*


AmadeoSendiulo

The unknown. Also, the fire.


YoQuieroPAN

Because he burns ppl alive


ZOOSH13

So much body fat he’s just mad flammable


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Zad49

It's literally anti-meme


Briskylittlechally2

It's ironic since in the lineup pyro is weak against heavy.


DaDescriptor

in tf2 most class encounters can be solved with items or class mechanics. [except, of course..](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2305346639403548855/6C2E7AB60900A848A3CA61B278FCB773A7B00E56/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false)


Briskylittlechally2

I do politely disagree. There isn't an item for the pyro that lets him gain a hard stat advantage over the heavy, with equal short range damage but a significantly higher health pool. The only way for the pyro to win is by outright dodging the heavy's bullets or outsmarting him with the back burner but that's not a class advantage, that's a skill advantage. Imo the only class advantages over the heavy are being able to shoot around a corner.


Fabian206

My dumbass thought it wasn't an antimeme then I realized


Synka

This feels like it belongs on r/BatmanArkham


bzknon

Pyro will shove a blowtorch up your nose, crank it full blast and laugh while doing it. There are *many* reasons to be scared of pyro