My mom has so many stories about me being literal-minded as a kid 😐 Like, idk world, you could try using fewer bullshit euphemisms.

Euphemisms! Excellent nouning!🌈🦄

Ah, the innocence of childhood and its literal interpretations always make for the best stories.

Indeed!

Does pepper apray work on mosquitoes? If so, maybe payback time.

Somehow my brain inserted dr before the pepper and I was like "why waste soda on stupid mosquitos"