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AussiePete

I like their old stuff better than their new stuff.


Eww_vegans

I saw a fat cop eating these


AllHailMackius

He was a unit.


Eww_vegans

He told me he shits in the sea every day.


JonasTheBrave

Said he knew how to get where wants to go, and it's by sucking cock.


Eww_vegans

Nevertheless, he's lonely and weird. He has this doll girlfriend he calls it 'my polyester girl'


BandicootPlastic5444

All Fake Everything


happy-little-atheist

I like it like that


TurnoverOk2740

I've never seen him tribal raving, baby


burgertime82

3 times?


Factal_Fractal

But are you flying around in a forest playing guitars?


MathImpossible4398

I'm still confused đŸ€”


FlyNeither

Regurgitator, Kong Foo Sing.


peoplepersonmanguy

Just pretend


ZaerMcNally

Quit your moping, crack one open.


JustSomeBloke5353

The cookie has spoken


bear_phoenix_rising

Ah, the Kong Foo Sing.


DrSendy

It's the king!


dexter311

Tasty biscuit, holds a ticket


DepressedMandolin

Smiles abound!


happy-little-atheist

The cookie has spoken


GearInteresting696

It’s the king



AffekeNommu

Well that is today's earworm sorted.


Master_Reading_819

Haha. Hasn’t stopped. At least it’s a good tune


happy-little-atheist

Think of this every time I see it in the shop. Tried singing it to a year 8 class I was teaching a few years ago but they weren't proper Queenslanders and didn't understand.


Uniquorn2077

the kong foo sing is a holy scripture


FakeCurlyGherkin

I heard the word, I got the picture


twinkledandy

Ancient wisdom in a crunchy treat


CheeseFist75

I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am


lemachet

Didn't they release new music recently?


your_mothers_finest

Yep, it's not bad. Bit of a scatter gun on styles but they always have been. Saw their Unit show at the forum last year and set at Golden plains this year, still great fun


rockos21

I like their old stuff better than their new stuff


lemachet

Seems like you just regurgitated that line


BangCrash

Whole new album


LurkHartog

Username checks out.


sexpeniscocksexpenis

sucked a lot of dog cock i'm still jenny from the block


2littleducks

*Don't think just because I got a lot of money, I'll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey. Fulfill all your wishes with my taco-flavored kisses.*


bast007

I miss Aussie rock from this era


visualdescript

Gurg, TISM, Frenzal... Good times and no one taking themselves too seriously.


Master_Reading_819

My drum teacher was from frenzal. Never had his speed, I was into tool and weird off beats. Absolute legend though.


RadioEthiopiate

That's sick. My mate's drum teacher joined Bodyjar after high school and two other blokes we went to school with were in 12 Foot Ninja. Not bad for a shithole town.


MikhailxReign

Never had so much fun is still on my daily rotation.


this_is_bs

Regurgitator are still touring and have a new album!


here2browse-on

It's good, too.


PinchieMcPinch

Tasty biscuit holds a ticket


embiggentheman

never did I ever feel so uplifted


malcolmbishop

Eat enough cookies and you'll turn into a Blubber Boy. 


SandmanAwaits

*”Yeah the Kong Foo Sing!”*


silvertristan

Whisper it.


SandmanAwaits

*”Yeah the Kong Fu Sing
”*


RenegadeGypsy

Anyone reading this thread who isn’t familiar with Regurgitator must feel like they’re having a stroke.


lachlanhunt

Thanks. I had no idea what this was about. I wasn’t a fan if Regurgitator and not familiar with the song at all. I looked it up and listened to a bit of it and was reminded about why I never liked their music.


rockos21

Shit opinion


bear_phoenix_rising

Ancient scripture in a crunchy treat.


Schooner37

The place where the faith and the flavour meet.


driveitlikeyousimit

So long as they're not full of black bugs. You know, the ones from the video game.


alaskantuxedo

I remember buying the first ep thinking, with that name, they were a death metal band. They were not a death metal band


funkypjb

But there was some delicious hard stuff on that ep


Master_Reading_819

Haha! It was different back then. Death metal was a 80s thing


alchemicaldreaming

Not at all. Death metal was definitely a thing in the 90s, I was in that scene a bit.


Sir-Benalot

Happiness is, A Kung Fu Sing.


visualdescript

With good fortune that it brings


aweraw

so quit your mopin', and crack one open


sidochrome

Smiles abound


bamxr6

The cookie has spoken


pooknuckle

It’s the king


Ocelot_Responsible

They were a good time at Golden Plains this year


unusedtruth

Happiness is a Kong Foo Sing


LobsterSoulSandwitch

Tasty biscuit and a ticket


Cheese_burg

I was about to comment “are you in Australia”
 Then I saw the name of the subreddit 😂


KnifeFightAcademy

■ Award winning album art.


fcknewsltd

Yeah, I get it. You sucked a lot of cock to get where you are.


Cautious-Ad8146

Four ten cookies


2littleducks

Quan's mum did not serve these in her restaurant đŸ„ đŸ˜‰


Megatripolis

I don’t understand. It’s all very Kong Foo Sing.


Previous-Foot-8905

Granted, they probably didn't cost that much in the 90s.


Ms-Behaviour

Saw Regurgitator play with Custard at 2023/2024 Woodford folk festival 
 brought back great memories!


FamousPastWords

Four ten cookies.


AshFalkner

Wow, how long have they been using the same box design? Gotta be over 20 years by now.


Dunno606

With good fortune that it bring!


leeweesquee

Open up the "stick with your wife" barrel


HollowPhoenix

Heh *Four-ten* cookies (I know that wasn't the intended joke, but still)


groff229

I thought that was the point. Was like, why gatekeep a shitty pun?


TurnoverOk2740

so quitcha mopin' & crack one open!


Master_Reading_819

For anyone who had their period past 1998


midsizenun

I don’t understand. Its confusing.


dogbolter4

There was a great song by Regurgitator (band) called The Kung Foo Sing. The packet in the photo shows that brand name Kung Foo Sing. People are quoting bits and pieces of the lyrics (crack one open, the cookie has spoken, etc).


gt500rr

We used to buy these all the time between '98-05


claire_not_a_bear

I’d get the price tag if it was $1.50


happy-little-atheist

I watched the stock and now I rock the stack when I found out I got the foo sing contract


MonkeyMusicMedia

Yeah!!!!! I had the Regurgitator T/shirt!!!


ozzie_ostrich

Quan is such a nice guy. Have seen the gurg last few times they have come to Hobart.


SSAUS

Did you catch them over the last few days?


HappyChappie213

The cookie has spoken


RoughResearcher5550

I personally preferred the ‘Hoo Flung Dung’ brand better.


SpellbladeAluriel

Fortune cookie always wrong


ThingLeading2013

Your store is being robbed, Apu


Accurate-Wishbone324

Is it supposed to be confusing fortune cookies? "Kong foo sing" lol


Master_Reading_819

It’s the king


Accurate-Wishbone324

What


Master_Reading_819

https://open.spotify.com/track/0tQLJssKmS3zYc9QW4nikt?si=o_IF3GFMRTmZJrPW6mOSaA&context=spotify%3Asearch%3Ajung%2Bfi%2Bsing


Accurate-Wishbone324

Don't use Spotify.


Master_Reading_819

Okay. Should I tik tok it to you?


Accurate-Wishbone324

I don't use tik Tok mate. You could, just explain what you mean..


Master_Reading_819

Not my job mate. Work it out. The title clearly says 90s people get it. Clearly not your thread. Piss off.


Accurate-Wishbone324

Not your job to explain what you mean, I dare say it is when you say some stupid shit but hey that's just me.


Master_Reading_819

Yep. Just you.


Accurate-Wishbone324

What if I was born on December 31st 1999 at 11:59 pm, would I still get it?


L1ttl3J1m

If you were capable of clicking on links, you'd get it.


Master_Reading_819

Probably. You clearly weren’t