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BritBuc-1

It’s a nice catch, but the way the fish is being handled here is absolutely fucking shocking.


Jenuper

Exactly, we literally just had a post on it. And this fucking cowboy is just dragging it through the dirt. Pfffft.


OnlyOneReturn

Don't even get me started. Literally has no business fishing, clearly doesn't understand fish have feelings too. How would you like it if I put your head in my mouth and drug you around?


BritBuc-1

The endless possibilities of answers to your question, genuinely made my brain glitch 🤣. I suspect this is where the real jokes start, well played sir 🫡.


OnlyOneReturn

I'll see you in the rest of the comment section


Hobbyfarmtexas

Well you certainly wouldn’t have to unhinge jaw to fit mine in your mouth


anothertryatit

Lol comment of the day


1hungbadger

All this fishing talk is turning me on…


QuickMasterpiece6127

Which head?


safetycommittee

Probably doesn’t even have a license.


Kings-916

When will they learn? The way this fish is being handled there is a high probability it won't survive.


TheShacoSenpai

Didn't even get his hands wet first.


FewDrink3915

If he had hands, I guess they would be his mouth also? Which is wet?? My best defence for the Snek, he did retain me as his attorney.


HeadfulOfGhosts

Should’ve used a smaller worm as a lure.


LocalSEOhero

Wonder if he got it on a top water or a senko


[deleted]

A rattle trap 😂


freeman_hugs

10/10


Visible_Day9146

Omg


sundindomi

Wonder if it’s his PB?


tuna_can12

He’s dragging it up to ask OP to guess the weight.


Complex_Divide899

Underrated comment


wheeezethejuice

Bout 12


MrNuck__

Homie’s shaped like a senko 💀


Lux600-223

I'd fish. The snake gonna be busy for a minute.


Mayiask1

That snake gets that fish down and homie isn’t gonna move for a week lol


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MrsBapka

Looks like a big harmless water snake to me, but I get being nervous around snakes. What a nice catch though lol


Logco

Ya water snake. Bass was probably striking him and snake said, “oh ya?”


HandiCAPEable

Why would you leave, there's clearly some big fish in there!


corey1212335577

I’ll do anything except being around big snakes😂


trollinnoobs

I mean the snake was distracted and then full. Seems safe enough to me. Now you risk going to an area where the snakes haven’t eaten yet


Accomplished_Bed_408

Steal the bass from it


Unkle_Argyle

I’m no expert but that seems like a harmless water snake, they like frogs and fish. This one seems to have some ambition tho, as a snake owner myself, I’m not sure that snake will be able to get that bass down, and may end up dead because of it. Hope the snek makes it’s out alive. On a side note, looks like your spot has some nice bass in it!


starkistchoke

That's a diamond backed watersnake, Nerodia rhombifer, harmless. The pattern of the water snake is more rectangular than a water moccasin/cottonmouth.


blameitonthewayne

Aren’t most cotton mouths a lot darker? Or are the copperheads a different snake?


Randall-Marvin-Marsh

Yea the older they get and yes a copperhead is a completely different pit viper.


KnuckleExpert

On first glance I thought it was one of those pesky and harmless Gaboon Vipers.


KS-RawDog69

My problem with water snakes is they're dickheads that don't respect personal space. They're just so damned cavalier about screwing around with my fish basket, swimming around the shore right in front of me, they'll get pretty close to you, and generally don't give a single fuck. More than a few times I've had to give one a good crack upside the head with a stick to send them on their way because they're nothing if not persistent about being a nuisance.


corey1212335577

I figure a diamondback water snake or a cottonmouth not sure my ass ain’t staying around to find out


SenseWinter

That is absolutely not a cottonmouth. Where are you? It looks like a Northern Water Snake.


corey1212335577

Texas


Redheadeded

This is a common water snake. You can check out r/whatisthissnake and there are people a lot more knowledgeable than me to confirm, but I am very confident. They’re harmless to humans


Allie614032

This is a diamondback watersnake, not common.


Redheadeded

Ah shoot, back to studying on that other sub for me. 50% accurate, sounds like my high school grades


lorddogbirdfan

One of the most common snakes according to Wikipedia.


KitchenLab2536

Same here. Love snakes, but not confident enough to identify most of them.


myNameBurnsGold

*had some nice bass


marko_kyle

I crossposted your video to r/snakeidentification “Diamond-backed Watersnakes Nerodia rhombifer are medium to large (~110cm, record 175.3 cm) natricine snakes with heavily keeled scales often found in and around water. Heavily aquatic compared to other watersnakes, they are commonly encountered fish and amphibian eating snakes across much of Central North America south through Guatemala and Belize. Nerodia watersnakes may puff up or flatten out defensively and bite. They secrete a foul smelling substance from the cloaca called musk and can deliver a weak anticoagulant venom used in prey handling from the back of the mouth, but are not considered medically significant to humans - bites just need soap and water. Found throughout central North America, it is sometimes confused with other watersnakes or its sister species the Brown Watersnake Nerodia taxispilota. N. rhombifer has a reticular, net like pattern resembling a chain link fence and adults often have a orange, vibrant eye. Geographic range helps determine species, but N. erythrogaster has is its namesake plain belly that varies across the range from yellow to orange. Banded Watersnakes N. fasciata have even, connecting bands across the top of the snake all the way down the body. In Common Watersnakes N. sipedon, bands typically break up or become mismatched after the first third of the body as in N. erythrogaster, but has a patterned belly. N. rhombifer and N. taxispilota can look incredibly similar near where their ranges meet, in which case geographic location can be used to determine species. Range Map of N.rhombifer Range Map of N. taxispilota This genus is in need of revision using modern molecular methods. This short account was prepared by u/unknown_name and edited by u/Phylogenizer. I am a bot created for r/whatsthissnake, r/snakes and r/herpetology to help with snake identification and natural history education. You can find more information, including a comprehensive list of commands, here report problems here and if you'd like to buy me a coffee or beer, you can do that here. Made possible by Snake Evolution and Biogeography - Merch Available Now”


Iudiehard11

Im out


corey1212335577

Yeah don’t think I’m coming back here for a while


[deleted]

Don’t ever move to Florida.


satanlovesmemore

Koth fan too, my man


UnclePecos1095

That snake catches bigger bass than I do.


sledge07

Somebody should inform this chode how to properly handle a bass.


Katnamedeaster

Very cool to see irl and I gotta say, that's a nice sized catch! You go, little snake guy!


BoredAssassin

Go check for that fishing license


Complete_Ant_6775

Usually I am dreaming of being in a warm climate fishing for some buckets….but this makes me think Canada isn’t so bad.


serpentarian

This is a harmless Diamondback Watersnake. Eats fish (obviously).


DundonJF

Was it able to actually eat that bass?  I know their mouths stretch but that looked like a giant meal. 


corey1212335577

I walked over a few minutes later and he had spit it out but still guarding it


foxfai

Why leave? Everyone catches fishes there!


PaddyAllen

Night crawlers are quietly taking notes.


Ares-GOW407

Diamondback water snake for anyone interested.


typicalledditor

That would have made my day. I would have put my rod down to watch.


Fozzy2701

Wow thats a big boy


[deleted]

That is one ambitious snake


gnr43sumz

Water snake 100%


Diligent_Method199

Now you got a 2 course meal!


Own-Faithlessness789

Why would you leave?


SANTAisGOD

r/natureismetal


TheFakeMikeHunt

You know you’ve had a bad fishing year when you get jealous of what a fucking snake has caught.. 😂


GroundbreakingEgg207

How did you type this post with no arms?


Electronic_Effort884

It’s for his girlfriend. I caught you a delicious bass


forchristssakesrita

That’s awesome! Thats pretty rare to catch on video, I appreciate you not wanting to share hunting grounds with a danger noodle, but I love snakes and thanks for posting this👍🏻


SHfishing

Does this hurt the bass?


Thesinistral

No. They are just playing “got your nose” and the snake is winning.


Accomplished-Wind575

Is the fish gonna be okay?


KingHortonx

Well he ain't gonna bite you for at least another 5min


LordHaubi

“Damnnnnnn nature you scary” Cleveland Brown


ILSmokeItAll

I demand to see its license! *dials up DNR*


WisdumbGuy

Everything reminds me of her...


elevatorovertimeho

That’s one reason you can carry while fishing in Florida !


OnlyOneReturn

the snakes mouth is full. I'd just grab him and chuck his ass somewhere else, lol.


lostjohnny65

A snake lure would work in there for sure.


corey1212335577

The other day I was reeling in my senko on top of the water and it got blown up on, I’ll have to try a snake lure


Inevitable_Badger512

Should got the 2 for 1


denlan

Dragging it is not good for the fish.


Southern-Upstairs809

Thats crazy!! What kind of snake is it? And is it venomous?


Aarizonamb

Diamondback Watersnake, Nerodia rhombifier. and it's non-venomous.


VaWeedFarmer

Guess the weight


Elip518

Fuck no


Tough-Donut193

Rip to the largie


Roger6989

If my Dad had seen that he would never go near the water again (He served in the U.S. Navy) and he would give me he** every time I did.


ThickChalk

If you just grabbed the fish it's a legal catch right?


Mit_Reklaw-

Catch & release?


stan00311

why? hes already full doubt he has room left for you


Waifyyy

snake better have his fishing license


jgvania

Bit off more than he could chew.


Night_Putting

I mean I'd stay. If some ass hole who doesn't even have arms is catching fish the bite has to be really good.


HalfDelayed

Florida or Texas?


PappaPitty

I'd be so happy to see this. Nature is fucking amazing.


buffinator2

By the time that snake finishes eating it won't have time to mess with you


CrotasScrota84

Damn Live scope is even helping Snakes


TigreBrasi

This is the craziest shit ever


Captain_DomBomb

The snake catches, bigger bass than I do. I wonder what lure he’s using


Legal-Action-9756

Thank god he didn’t incorrectly handle his PB by the jaw! That will NOT be tolerated on this site!!!!!


plumberjoeNOLA

Diamond back watersnake completely harmless


otis319

Shouldn’t be posting that here. Game warden will write him a ticket for fishing without a license.


Chillout2010

Why? He seems pretty occupied.... lol. Jk.


DoofusMcDummy

“Psssst…. I don’t mean to bother you, but What’d you throw?”


PlatesNplanes

Yea fuck that


Two_shirt_Jerry

No way he’s getting that in right?


Biggrease333

I had one in my minnow trap once, bugger ate all my minnows.


SimplyViolated

Yeah he looks full bro you're prolly good


weiser626

I wonder if the snake wiggled its tail a bit to bait in the bass and then striked it


fionageck

Water snakes don’t engage in caudal luring (that’s what you’re describing), but some species (such as juvenile copperheads and cottonmouths with green tail tips) use their tail for this purpose.


0Dividends

Was he/she able to swallow that big ass fish?!


timmyrocks1980

No way that fish gets swallowed?


justanotherupsguy

Snake good on food for the next 6 months god damn


InFromTheSouth

Yeah, if you can't beat that, then he wins. Just come back tomorrow, because snek won today


spotthenerd

"Bro you stole my kill!"


Anathals

I'm from a part of the world where my bass do not get eaten by snakes. What type of snake is this?


ayrbindr

Geezus. That's a water snake? Wonder if it swallowed that? Is that all you captured? That'd be some rare footage.


RookieAngler

Jealous of the damn snake 😒


Open-Rest-6805

I don't know. Snake and a fish in hand and all.


Manifestgtr

To be honest, you could’ve stuck around without any problem. I fish in the presence of water snakes on a pretty regular basis…they’re basically never hostile in my experience. Sometimes they actually come swimming up to the boat really quickly. I think they see it as a large piece of moving debris or something like that…something to hitch a ride on. Then once they sense the heat signature of a large, stick wielding ape, they tend to hit the road pretty quickly


LemonHerb

Hate it when someone snakes your spot


H0B03R3C7U5

Good call


BranSoFly

It’s the snake’s spot now.


OmegaAL77

Why leave? That snake is definitely busy with his business and definitely will be too full to bother you lol


Ornery_Helicopter799

u/savevideo


subwayrat_007

r/natureismetal


Patiens_Servus

/r/natureismetal


saxlax10

After spending so much time on r/FindTheSniper it's nice to finally get one right.


Windfall_The_Dutchie

Looks like normal water snake behavior. I had some neighbors that ate a bass once and tossed the head into the water. A water snake swam to it and grabbed the head in its mouth just like in this video. Of course, I wanted to catch him, so I gave chase and he let go of the head to nip at me. I caught him, showed him off, and let him go back to his fish head.


Dr_Sisyphus_22

Use two hands!


DemandNo3158

The definitive optimist! Thanks 👍


noahsuperman

Bro was hungry


Pastor_Satan

Why? Snakes aren't after people...


InformalDoughnut849

does anyone else just see them making out


puffinnbluffin

WTF 👀


ShowElegant

Did you take the fish


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r/findthesniper


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

I thought the snake was in the Bass’s mouth. 😂


Durante-Sora

Me who would eat the snake


Medical-Conflict-438

That snake will die


DammatBeevis666

Surf and turf


Trick-Replacement-60

What a snake… wait


Ibraheem77

Subhanallah All about the moment


AncientHawaiianTito

Why he’s full now


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mmxxvisual

You could catch it and bbq both of them?


clemson0822

You know I saw that happen once to a catfish. I still regret not saving it. Terrible way to go.


GrayAndBushy

CNN--- Brave snake saves dish from drowning... full story on the hour!


Statertater

Don’t be silly. That snake has already found dinner so it won’t be thinking of nibbling on you. You’re safe


John_Coctoastan

Nerodia rhombifer


VolcanicIceCream

Probably caught it on beds absolutely disgusting behavior


muhhhf

*pop, pop*


inquirer85

Eat ‘‘em both


NSGears

Ohh.. yeah fuck that. I wouldn't have stu k around to record it


kojengi_de_miercoles

Ambitious little guy


da_buddy

For a few seconds, I thought the fish had the snake.


Opiestl

He's trying to save the fish from drowning he's performing moving cpr


JESUS_PaidInFull

You didn’t film the rest of that? I wanted to see that, didn’t look possible.


johnnyUtah2219

Thought the fish had the snake for a sec!


Mammoth_Welder_1286

Jesus


slimjibberr

I didn’t know who was winning at first


Nice_Ebb5314

What kind of snake is that


fionageck

A harmless diamondback watersnake.


WhiskeyPeter007

HOLY MOLY!!!😳😬🫡


Logco

Wait until the snake swallows it then harvest the snake. Double meal.


villalacho12

Damn nature! You scary


Visual_Sleep_903

It just proves everyone needs a little head.


defoor13

Could you ask him nicely to not lay his fish on the ground? Thanks.


Padgit8r

Dude, that’s no fekin way to do catch and release!!!


geekydreams

Even this fucker can catch bigger fish than me..


Bakadeshi

I don't think that snake will be able to get that down....


jeeves585

I’d have to go to therapy after watching that. Nature is beautiful and I would watch, but I’d also have nightmares. Snakes are the one animal I just don’t do well with. And mosquitos, f mosquitos.


Captn_Trouserz

It’s a no from me, Dawg.


RB20Dude

r/natureismetal !!!


Tiny_Rain_7431

That sucks he was like a 3.5 lbs


Annual-Camera-872

At least you know there’s bass there


Typical-Conference14

You’re leaving due to a water snake? I ain’t leaving even from a cottonmouth sir, I have full blown conversations with snakes sometimes when the fish aren’t biting


ItradebetterthanU

What kind of worm are you fishing with ?


TheAsIaN0328

I think I would have stayed. That’s gonna be one fat and happy snake lol.


pepperjack77

Pretty impressive. Can you imagine being a head and a tail taking some fucker twice your size. Idk man, pretty dope


Kookiecitrus55555

My first time fishing in Florida put a bass on a stringer and when I pulled it up a very large cottonmouth was attached I also almost lipped a mudfish with a mouth full if teeth


SleeveofThinMints

I’m sure this is a stupid question, does venom affect fish? I know it’s necrotic but would it only affect the area bitten or the whole fish?


memeswilli

💨🔫💨🔫


esetorm3nt

Leave!? I'd cast immediately!! They're definitely biting!!


Harry_Gorilla

Trout fisherman here (some algorithm thought I’d like this post), do bass often live in such algae-fied water? I know that means it’s too warm for trout


Global-Nose-691

U should have busted that head for him


d_2da_sco

Why? Seems like the fishing is pretty good


Jumpy-Ad4652

Fish looks dead already but this is crazy


404operatorerror

Does this hurt the fish?


ThunderSkunky

I'm not letting a snake catch more fish than me.