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DINGVS_KHAN

Replace the orange jumpsuit with some booty shorts. Mech cockpits get toasty.


PrincipleStill191

I was gonna say you are not nude enough.


Rivetmuncher

Personal counter-argument: Dashboard plastic on a >300K day. I'd probably war a jumpsuit as well. A soggy, wet jumpsuit and an extra water tank in the cockpit, but a jumpsuit nonetheless.


SpiritedTeacher9482

...you use the Kelvin scale in everyday conversation? Fucking hell, that's based.


Rivetmuncher

Less than I'd want to. Mostly, I just really didn't feel like having a "Which degrees?" day.


Papergeist

What'll you shove all the ice cubes into?


thwgrandpigeon

Looks great! But do you pilot an Locust or an X Wing? /joke The orange does make it look very Star Wars, which may or may not bug you, but the good news if it does it's easily fixed with the right $10 bottle of Rit for the material and a washing machine. The helmet and vest/collar look seriously awesome.


Araknash

Go to the last photo and you'll see why I chose orange.


InsideSwimming7462

Okay I didn’t see that. That’s kinda sick.


thwgrandpigeon

HAH


kevblr15

Alright that's fucking funny, I admit it


Cy-Fox

I think you knocked it out of the park man. Great cosplay!


Potential-Show-8294

YOOO! That's sick, man!


Morbo2142

Weren't you part of that group that kept trying to make an urbanmech do a jump-jet backflip? We had to dig that whole lance out of the dirt! You are lucky that the field had been freshly plowed. Next time, use a mech with hand actuators. I once saw a guy do a damn cart wheel with a stripped-down spider.


DrunkenVodinski

Everybody sing it with me... "As long as my Van Zandt is finally free!"


Astral_Beef

As long as old Van Zant will remember me!


Southern_Reason_2631

Hate to be that guy: First thought was : Thats a Jek Tono Porkins cosplay


Cursedbythedicegods

You're using that cooling vest to chill beer, aren't you?


MaxMischi3f

*Bag of toilet wine


AllYourSwords

The tomatoes were really sweet and juicy this time.


Cursedbythedicegods

I hate to break it to you, but those weren't tomatoes...


der_innkeeper

Too much clothing.


keserdraak

Needs more short shorts and mesh


Amidatelion

Is that a pristine jumpsuit? Where are your regulation unidentifiable stains MechWarrior?! That's latrine duty for a week!


Araknash

It's been dirtied every seam has grime, it's scratched, scuffed, faded, and burnt. That orange just overpowers everything in photos.


Fox-Fi

That helmet is nuts!


Rocking_Monster

So is the Van Zandt Miseum of Wonder and Entertainment as good as the advert and have you visited Uncle Bucky's Urbanmech Emporium?


Acidpants220

Oh god, it just looked like some generic jumpsuit until that last pic! What an excellent touch!


Timithios

The barely covered penitentiary by the militia patch had me giggling


International-Home55

Yup, very periphery


Tsao_Aubbes

Could pass as a Brigador as well. Awesome cosplay and I love the added detail of it being a prison jumpsuit. A little more weathering might be in order for that suit but like you said, with the bright colors it doesn't quite show in the photos.


Beathil

Nice! Hope this gets added to BTA or Roguetech!


Dmitri_ravenoff

Dude, you have the perfect look for this. Lol I also like the borderline toilet seat look of the neck piece.


OldGuyBadwheel

Awesome work! Tex would be proud of the repurposed coverall, too!


rafale1981

Brilliant! Can’t wait to see you at the annual militia fundraiser-barbecue next to the Golden Corral!


ScipioAgustus

As long as old Van Zandt remembers me....


DangerousEmphasis607

Too clean.


The_Gooberman

This is beautiful


Alicia-TNG

That is some sick looking cosplay man, awesome getup!


OldGuyBadwheel

“This is mayor Barnabus Wilbertson, and I approve this here cosplay!”


Koffieslikker

Not enough neurohelmet


majj27

I don't know about y'all, but *I'd* trust this guy with 40 tons of angry war crime.


Doctor_Loggins

Wow. In Van Zandt even the Mechwarrior uniforms have full head ejection systems! Truly a land of plenty


Cautious_Head3978

Some of yall are disgracing the orange jump suit. On Van Zandt that's the color of an honorable criminal, one willing to put his life on the line for the sake of a better Periphery.


Papergeist

Or at least a less on fire Periphery.


Glum_Sport5699

Stay on target


cavalier78

You don’t look like Ronnie Van Zant to me…


Killb0t47

This is hilariously awesome.


azai247

What i am thinking about is how there are already so many pics of Mech warriors in uniforms that are basicaly a tshirt and shorts. Dont forget, it gets real hot in a mech cockpit...


BladeLigerV

While it does looks like you have a toilet seat around your neck, that helmet is super kickass!


ironpathwalker

You're gonna want daisy dukes and cowboy boots like Uncle Jesse intended.


masonicone

It's great! However remember you are Van Zandt you should have some Beer or a jar of moonshine.


Papergeist

We really need more cosplay in the zone. Great way to lead the charge.


Josef_DeLaurel

I love it, but you really should be all but naked to be properly accurate. Hotpants, combat boots and possibly nipple tassels.


Ishidan01

"We have X-wing pilots at home"


skrrrt99

This is great. The light details on the helmet are just so good. But the orange jumpsuit really ties it all together.


Wolf_Hreda

The neck piece looks like the shotgun shell trap from Saw. Makes sense it wouldn't have the shells. Those are needed for shooting those damn Elementals.


Electrical_Catch9231

It's really cool that your Warden lets you do this in your free time. He's not going to be happy about you using a sharpie on your jump suit though.


MaxMischi3f

Very hunchback pilot coded