*I've been eating*
*A lot of curry, if you*
*Couldn't tell. Sorry!*
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āMaureen has been banging me more than a screen door in a hurricane. She needs a bit of groomingā¦.donāt look at me like thatā¦you want your Bagla Desh check or not?ā¦so as i was sayingā¦ā
i look at the floor and i see it needs sweeping
Still, weirdly enough, his guitar still wept
perverted. should have stuck with buying teenagers.
"I will die in 2001, John will die in 1980, and Paul and Ringo will live forever"
Ringo will eventually get tired of moving really fast, thus killing Paul indefinitely
Oasis reference?!!!! MAYBEEEEEEEE I DONT REALLLY WANAA KNOWWW
Paul- August 26 2026
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Pls not on my birthday
Mb. August 25 2026
āYeah so basically thatās what REALLY happened with Paul.ā
That fucker Clapton is trying to shag my wife!
ā¦ anyway so I shagged Ringoās-
If you want to jam with John, make certain you unplug the Ono woman's mike first.
I've been eating a lot of curry, if you couldn't tell. Sorry!
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Not sure how to pronounce Iāve been eating to make it have 5 syllables and not 4
I have been eating I believe the bot detects contractions
He was informed that buying kids is illegalšš
George knows that from personal experience
That's why I rent them, this way they don't agešš
Without going out of my door, I can know all things on earth š¤
āIād be happy to give Anoushka some sitar pointersā
I didnāt want to go on the roof
KILL YOURSELF!!
Just gave you your 10,000th comment karma ššš
Thank you
āI picked a bad day to quit cocaineā
Yoko will be going on stage with you and John on TV
That's terrible; I'll write a song about it
"I was the walrus"
We ran out of coke
āI saw Yoko nude.ā
is that Jimmy Snuka?
He told him what Stu did to afford the Hoffner
Ravi, I promise Iām not coked out of my mind right now
George is explaining that Yoko sings like that intentionally .
āI have lung cancerā
Yoko will be going on stage with you and John on TV
āThat whole Maharishi harassing women thing was bullshit, but we canāt change our story at this point.ā
These days if you wanna make an impact, you have to smash up your instruments at the end - like these guys **waving at The Who & Jimi Hendrix**
āCan I sleep with your wife?ā
"I'm over here stroking my di I got lotion on my di and I'm stroking my shit"
Iām the most famous sitar player in the world.
"ok so then you got to add the flour but not to much flour because you don't want it to be crumbly"
He has violent diarrhea
I deliberately ripped off āHeās So Fineā.
āYou seen Pattie round?ā
Couldn't make out what he was saying but I did hear the word 'biscuits.'
I just wanna know why Geeg looks like [Weegee](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/001/084/VectorWeegee.png) here.
You are going to pay me for this free advertising, right???
I'm living the band now
Do you wanna do junun?
"You don't mind if I sleep with your wife tonight, do you?"
"You were perverted too. That night."
George, was that you? Yeah Ravi. It's all that Indian food last night.
Would you be open to pegging?
Walrus Baul
Sorry but The Beatles really were me and A.I
āI caught your daughter fucking a Teddy Bear.ā
āMaureen has been banging me more than a screen door in a hurricane. She needs a bit of groomingā¦.donāt look at me like thatā¦you want your Bagla Desh check or not?ā¦so as i was sayingā¦ā
"I just saved a ton of money by switching to Geico!"