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_Novel_Skin_

That’s a very Canadian goose thing to do


AWildWilson

lol showed a colleague and she said “ah Pierre and Marie - the goose couple!”


aspidities_87

On the holidays from Quebec!


Significant-Ratio913

At least someone’s getting action


CTGarden

Not trying to be the word police here, but just FYI it’s Canada Goose, not Canadian. Canada is part of its name, not its nationality. The eggs were laid by a Canada Goose.


jdodger17

Indeed, although in this case OP mentions in comments that he’s in Ontario… so I suppose this is from a Canadian Canada goose.


CTGarden

She’s probably the Canada goose that poops on my car every spring and fall when migrating.


pjmyerface

Not possible. I have photos of my car each spring and I'm pretty sure every goose is here at that time.


CTGarden

We must live in the same neighborhood. I’m on the CT shoreline surrounded by wetlands. Pretty much every migratory species uses them as a rest stop on their way north or south. I love seeing the birds but they do make their presence known!


jaques_sauvignon

She's just doo-ing 'er thing, ey?


Draiscor93

I'm sure she's very soorey aboot it though


oldjadedhippie

So , from Canadia ?


_Novel_Skin_

Hello from Indiana, where I have never heard them called anything other than Canadian geese 🤪 They like to lay eggs on top of 11 story buildings on campus, block roadways, and attack you when you walk by. Edit to add that I lied, we also call them sky cobras


AppleSpicer

If you’re ever attacked by a goose, just excitedly yell “duckyyy!!!!” and run at them with your arms outstretched. I intimidate birds\* 100% of the time *do not attempt on birds larger than a turkey


Bryguy3k

Fearless youngest child vibes.


AppleSpicer

Yep, I’m the youngest! I clearly fit the stereotype


Unknown_NigNog

I personally prefer cobra chickens


_Novel_Skin_

That’s a good one too


DysfunctionExec

Sky cobras 😂


elizabeth-cooper

This is true, but then why are Egyptian geese not Egypt geese and Muscovy ducks aren't Moscow ducks? From now on I may say Canadian geese on purpose.


jnecr

As far as I'm aware Muscovy is another name for the place, not a name for the denizen, so Muscovy Duck is equivalent to Moscow Duck. Now with that said there are a thousand examples of using demonyms in bird names, American being the prime example. But this here goose is named Canada Goose. Any goose could be a Canadian goose, some geese could be a Canadian Canada Goose, but these eggs are probably from a Canada Goose.


elizabeth-cooper

It doesn't matter what its name is; geese don't call themselves geese. So if humans can name something an American robin or European jay, we can call geese Canadian. To be completely consistent, I'll call the dog a Labradorian retriever, like the Alsatian and Dalmatian.


jnecr

It's named though, why change the name?


elizabeth-cooper

The Council of the American Ornithological Society is in the process of changing a bunch of bird names - removing people's proper names - so we can change this too.


jnecr

Lemme know how that goes for you. :)


RalfyRoo

Thanks for pointing that out. Every day is a learning day! :)


CTGarden

I was almost 40 years old before I learned this. Never too late!


pappyvanwinkle1111

Well, they must have Canadian passports if they were allowed to enter the US. The good news is that their kids will be US citizens.


BigAnxiousSteve

This particular Canada Goose is in fact Canadian though, otherwise you're correct.


Pit-Smoker

Are you sure you know where these particular Canada Geese hatched? They could be Canadian Canada Geese, eh?


CTGarden

As they hatch in summer, ergo in the north, I would venture they are of Canadian citizenship!


Bryguy3k

But if enough of us use Canadian it will eventually stick.


CTGarden

Why would anyone want to? It’s a bit weird at first, but since one gets used to it, it’s quite natural. TBH, I am not a fan of the word “ain’t “ added to the dictionary so I guess that makes me old fashioned.


VoltaicDrips

Commonly referred as cobra chickens due to their angry spiciness and hissing🤣


shoresb

You don’t know her life. Maybe she is from Canada.


[deleted]

I call canada canadia. So it's canadian goose. Never heard it as canada goose. Sounds stupid


CTGarden

It is what it is. Look it up.


[deleted]

I did. Don't care. It will always be CANADIAN goose


CTGarden

They do say ignorance is bliss. Good for you.


InformationHead3797

“I am right and reality is wrong and stupid, because I say so and I don’t care.” I am struggling to figure out if you are 12 or 74 with this attitude.


Literally_A_CootBird

Super harsh for a petty bird dispute but also funny so upvote


[deleted]

Yes


CTGarden

I suspect there’s a red cap hanging on the hook by the door.


radicalpastafarian

I agree with you, homie. It just feels better to say. Rolls off the tongue nicely.


ACEaton1483

I know this to be true, but I do always find it so, so strange. We don't say United States Robin, we use the demonym American for American Robin. I looked it up and understand it's from the Latin name, I just hate it and it doesn't come naturally to say.


Literally_A_CootBird

[https://www.audubon.org/news/seagull-or-gull-who-really-cares](https://www.audubon.org/news/seagull-or-gull-who-really-cares)


greenwizardneedsfood

All sorts of geese are Canadian


Bean-Swellington

Including the one that laid these eggs


onlineashley

Does that mean the babies have to jump off that 4th floor roof when they hatch.


Antique_Ad4497

Probably, just like the barnacle geese that insist in laying at the top of high cliffs & fly down to the bottom calling to the goslings. Poor buggers have to launch themselves off & hope they’re not either killed on descent, caught by the Arctic foxes/polar bears and every species of gull skua within the neighbourhood, before being able to get their first meal! They’re usually light enough to be able to glide down without too much damage to their fluffy little bodies. 😁


Literally_A_CootBird

Guillemots/murres too. The gulls probably take advantage of that too


Antique_Ad4497

Yes. They’ll drive the parents away & knock eggs/chicks off their ledges. 😩


indianna97

\*Canada goose.


AWildWilson

The eggs are pretty big!! Probably more than 10cm long. In southern Ontario, Canada.


jcgreen_72

Geese then, most likely


MendelevandDongelev

Wouldn't a gesse lay more eggs than this? They seem to have a clutch of 8 goslings when I see them after hatching season.


uzenik

Its a work in progress. They don't lay all those eggs at once.


MendelevandDongelev

For real? Never woulda thought. Always learning.


Cluefuljewel

I was going to say that also. A bird nest might appear to be abandoned when in fact the mom is just producing and laying eggs at the speed she can. Not until all the eggs have been laid will the parents begin incubating them. This way the eggs hatch about the same time. The young can then leave the nest quickly and with luck avoid detection of predators. For many ground nesting birds hatch and are well developed and can leave the nest very shortly after hatching. The geese that laid their eggs on the roof won’t pass on their genes. They may try a different location next time. Or maybe not. Nature is endlessly fascinating.


willow625

I love seeing the little bitty killdeers running around 🥹


AppleSpicer

Ohhh.. I guess the goslings wouldn’t have any way to safely get down. That’s really sad. ~~I know migratory bird act and all but surely it would be better to destroy a guaranteed nonviable nest so the parents wouldn’t waste the time and energy and the babies won’t suffer a horrible death.~~ Nevermind, it looks like professionals can sometimes rehome the nest to a safe location


Nearly-Shat-A-Brick

Some species make nests really highand the chick's just have to drop to the ground. Something about how light they are and the downy feathers makes it relatively safe. That's a species of duck though not sure about goslings.


Literally_A_CootBird

Wood Duck?


Nearly-Shat-A-Brick

Yes.


Antique_Ad4497

That’s not necessarily true, goslings can jump from very high cliffs, using their little wings & feet to help them glide to the ground. Check out in particular barnacle geese who leap of cliffs over a couple hundred feet or more!


scruffigan

Just like backyard chickens - it's about an egg a day. When they've got them all laid, they'll start incubating so that they all hatch on the same day.


Antique_Ad4497

They usually lay one egg every 24 hours as laying an egg takes a lot of a bird’s bodily resources, which is why the egg industry is horrible for the poor birds. 😞


Tons_of_Hobbies

Looks like they might need some help https://www.torontowildlifecentre.com/wildlife-emergency-rescue-hotline/conflicts-with-wildlife/common-canada-goose-problems/geese-nesting-on-a-balcony-or-rooftop/


Antique_Ad4497

I know this sounds weird, but I love the smell of goose eggs. I befriended a pair of Canada geese that nested every year on our property (we had a large pond). I (being just a kid), used to sit next to the goose while on her eggs & would read her stories. The gander would stand nearby & listen in. Once they hatched, she would bring them to the house to show them off, so we would make sure they had plenty of to eat & she would even let me pick them up if they got lost or looked injured, so that I could check them over before giving them back to mumma on the pond. Such a beautiful pair of geese. ❤️


imacoa

That is a beautiful story of trust!😍


cptnfunnypants

Are you going to Western?


Single-Astronomer-32

A lot of bird species lay eggs on rocks


MendelevandDongelev

Funny enough, a lot of rock species look like eggs


CatsAreGods

The ovoid of life!


CatsAreGods

Aren't city pigeons technically rock doves?


Literally_A_CootBird

Yes! The most common city pigeon is the Rock Pigeon, but a feral domesticated form \*Columba livia domestica.\*


hibelly

Obligatory r/stupiddovenests


KronenbergPhil

Northern roof chicken.


verminV

A close relation of the Greater Eastern Wall Turkey


Literally_A_CootBird

What about the Western Ground-Albatross?


cryinginthelimousine

Bagpipes full of poop


woodsprite60

I used to work at a corporate headquarters that was attached to a very large flat-roofed warehouse/distribution center. Every year several pairs of Canada geese would nest on the roof. You would be minding your own business walking from your parked car to the building entrance and suddenly be greeted by a cacophony of honking. Once I learned to look UP there would be two or four goose heads that popped up over the edge of the roof and honking and scolding like crazy. Canada geese obviously have no vertical depth perception when it comes to assessing threats. Their "nests" were 60 feet up on the roof. I dunno, maybe they thought humans could levitate. Dumb geese. Never saw goslings except on the ground and those could have been with ground nesting pairs...of which there were many.


Literally_A_CootBird

\*Smart geese


Fr05t_B1t

I would hope they don’t get too hot but now you have to update us from when the bird comes back, to when they take their first flight.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

If they hatch into goslings, the roof is a very bad location for them. Geese do not bring food to their chicks. The babies eat plants and they don't feather for months.  Baby geese aren't like wood ducks. They chuck themselves off the roof and they will go splat. 


p0megran8

Oh


cheerfulsarcasm

Oh :(


Literally_A_CootBird

Oh 😩


Literally_A_CootBird

OP should probably call some professionals over around that time to save the geese then.


no_use_for_a_name_

Do goslings survive a 4 story drop?


mn_sunny

Yeah seriously. That looks like a high drop.


DreadLindwyrm

Leave them alone - the parents will either come back to them or they won't - and then some other bird will deal with them for you. Depending whose eggs they are they \*could\* be an especially protected kind of bird... or it could be some crazy common bird that you \*still\* can't disturb whilst they're nesting. :D


5ftGoliath

They weren't asking what they should do. They were wondering what bird would've laid them there. Still good recommendation of course, since some people see eggs or chicks without their parent for 3.5 seconds and assume they're in mortal peril.


No-Negotiation-5986

Leave them. The bird knows what it's doing they have been here longer than us. 👍


LanarkUrbanLegend

Not even sure where you’re located, and I’m like “yep, Canada Goose.”


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Spinningwoman

Pigeons are very unfussy about nest ‘comfort’. So long as there is something to stop their eggs rolling off the edge they are happy. Their natural habitat is cliffs, so this would be fine for them.


Believe-MeorMe1604

Certainly Dragons 🐉


Wrong-Age8647

Probably a bird, couldn’t imagine a snake going up there


mojozworkin

Doves maybe , check out r/stupiddove nests


pancakesiguess

The eggs are too big for doves, but this was my first thought as well lol


Fabulous-Variation22

I'm just taking a wild guess but I think they're from a bird?


Whowouldvethought

Where are you located?


CharleyNobody

I’ve heard nightjars and killdeer lay eggs on stony rooftops.


mkhpgh

Yup - killdeer especially.


Localbearexpert

Nothing? Leave them.


AWildWilson

What question are you answering?


5ftGoliath

I think people are misreading your post as "what should I do about this?" Or something, and not you asking what bird would do this


Localbearexpert

This!


5ftGoliath

I can't blame anyone. I get so irked by people bothering wildlife. I know they mean well, but good intentions without knowledge often does more harm than good.


Localbearexpert

Oh yea, I’m really into herpetology and every internet space has its moments with people finding turtles or snakes that they just found and decided they needed to relocate. It drives me nuts.


5ftGoliath

I'm really into birds and someone is on a sub im on and they're definitely keeping wild dove as a pet illegally. They claim that it was hurt and needed help, but they clearly are not a wild animal rehabber or any sort of expert and I just feel bad for the bird. 🤦‍♀️ Like imagine you're just chilling on your couch and a giant grabs you and insists you need their help.


schwiftshop

OP wasn't terribly clear, and now they're getting defensive... they can go incubate some weird eggs outside their 4th floor university any ideas what could help them


5ftGoliath

I can't tell if you're joking or not. If not: The title could be clearer, but that description is crystal clear. I haven't read all their replies but they didn't seem defensive to me.


Conscious_Resort_581

How are you with Omelettes?


PissPhlaps

Might be a bit of fertilized debris in there. IDK why but the thought of eating a baby bird inside an egg, as much as I intellectually understand it's a delicacy in some parts of the world, disgusts me to no f*cking end.


5ftGoliath

Looks like someone left you a grey goose on the rocks, or.. er 3 gray goose's on the rocks.


kmonay89

Had Canadian geese do this on my office building who built it outside the second story window. Fascinating to watch and made entering the building very difficult.


OpportunityLong7039

If you ask Wayne from letterkenny, those are national treasures


Diavolospancreas

Like what’s stopping literally any animal from eating those, they’re not hidden in a nest in a tree, not hidden in a cavity of a tree, not in a bush, just sitting there in the complete open, how is that not a really bad idea from an evolutionary standpoint??????


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AWildWilson

Read it again


Skeetronic

Velociraptor


kahnindustries

A bird I think


NeatPangolin4320

Perhaps a fritatta? Get some turmeric and a paprika in there. Maybe some decent goats cheese if it's not too rich.


Junior_Tourist_5390

Raptor eggs


iceinmyheartt

dinosaurs


AntiVenom0804

I think a bird did it Unless a semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action had something to do with it?


ethical_arsonist

Most of those are just rocks


RalfyRoo

Lizard. 100% Source: I have seen a lizard egg. They are absolutely lizard eggs!


Originalname099

A funny roommate ?


Takeriskchemist

Thought u was in jail


JoshTheMurse

Definitely a Pterodactyl


NoBeeper

Common Nighthawks often nest this way on gravel roofs. But these look more like pigeon eggs than Nighthawks.


RaisinSubstantial357

Mourning Doves have a habit of making nests in strange places.


5ftGoliath

Mourning doves will make you redefine what you believe constitutes a nest.


Tommyboy939

A flying pig.


cualainn

Could be a gull. Thats what they do here in Ireland. 🇮🇪


Electronic_Status_68

Crow eggs - useful for making Fight Milk.


stonerbats

Do you have butter?


MrSisterFister100

A frying pan and a bit of oil should do it.


Scythe351

All it seems like it would take is about of shuffling around for an egg to crack. Maybe the rocks were warm or something. The spot is decent. The material is not.


Seraph_xoxo

If I had to place a bet I’d say a bird bro


iamonewhoami

A bird.


Ok_Indication_8959

An unfathomable monster


WakunaMatata

Ah yes, lucky of you to see this! It is rare to see ostrich eggs in elevated places. Common misconception that ostriches can't fly - all species of Aarakocra can fly at level one.


Regular-Emu-4127

Pigeon


Ancient_Stretch_803

Leave them alone


AWildWilson

Reread it


ProperConstruction16

I would cook them and ask less questions


imabrachiopod

Probably a bird


B1n5

Probably a bird 🐦


d4k0r1

idk man but i see an omelette when i see one


YanicPolitik

found Wile E. Coyote


TOWELS4203

Pigeons maybe