Mother’s milk. But my favorite is to full lock in an armbar, triangle, or head and arm choke then right before they tap I ease up the pressure so they think they can escape, then I wrist lock them.

At least take them out for dinner first...

Who says I don’t.

My coach does something similar. Places a lot of guys in dead orchard, fakes the triangle, fakes the arm bar and finishes the wrist lock. In the gi.

You're sick ...is it possible to learn this power?

Not from a brown belt

The first step is building the reputation for wrist locking everyone, from any position. Then you must get fat. Once those two prerequisites are complete the true way will open.

I got one of the two going on a little. Might need a COUPLE more burgers though. What are good resources on wristlocking?

I don’t even remember the video I watched. It was basically someone recording a seminar. The most important thing for wristlocks is to control the elbow. If you can isolate the elbow you can wristlock from anywhere. Palm down is always easier than palm up, but you can finish them palm up. Probably have a difficult time with stronger people. That’s where the fatness comes in.

I had a purple belt wrist lock me palm up when I had my elbow on his shoulder. He just grabbed it and ripped it down. I'd never had anyone do this to me. Felt violated.

It definitely works, but I generally use it to Lee grips off me. The violation is real though.

Ya I'll never forget that sub. Felt so stupid. I still talk shit to him about it and we have a good laugh.

This is the way 🫡

I feel seen

what is mother milk?

Smother their face with your bosom

Ideally you are purple belt and up. You dont wear a rashy under your Gi so and you have a lush mane of chest pubes. Bonus if you are one of those "extra sweaty" rollers.

Check, check, check

I dunno, being waterboarded by a dripping wet rashguard being sucked into your mouth as you realise you should've tapped before it got to that point is pretty sucky too.

We call that one a waterboard

Only the best way to welcome new people

Nice, this is females to us right? Not like big fat hairy dudes?

Sorry bro, it’s almost exclusively men who will hit you with the mothers milk

I wonder if there is even a woman in the world out there who does it?

Almost exclusively big, fat, often hairy men in my experience

It was tested extensively by female practitioners but they all found it completely useless as no man would ever tap and they would just be stood up for inactivity.

Cold blooded. Nice.

Do you happen to have a video of the wristlock you like to do from the head and arm choke?

Not OP, but if your opponent answers the phone, you can cup the back of their hand with your hands and press your chest into their elbow. I originally saw Craig hit it a couple times in an old B-Team video. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgaWHI2kyBg&t=670s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgaWHI2kyBg&t=670s) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgaWHI2kyBg&t=724s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgaWHI2kyBg&t=724s)

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

😂😂 you’re my hero

You fucking sadist. I love it.

Fuck man…..

1000000% this. I commented elsewhere, but there was a long period of time where this was the gyms MO for any advanced belt, haha.

Fortunately for most people I’m the only one who really does this, at least consistently. I’ll still do it to some blues and purples.

you scum bag lol

I’ve smother tapped a couple white belts, ya know- for ego reasons, and both times they said “that was awesome!” and thanked me like I was Gordon Ryan.

That’s amazing.

That’s just evil. I like it.

Better than a father’s milk. Same idea of smothering but in a different area… I had that hit on me during my first open mat

Hmmm. The ol’ deep 69.

Officer - it's this one right here

We have a black belt who does this to me. Will let me work the escape and proceeds to wrist lock me when I begin to work a reverse

I call it the ringworm submission. I act like I’m worried my one stripe on my white belt will fall off if I wash my belt, so I refuse to wash it then roll with all of the brown belts and purple belts that day. Sure they tap me once or 5 times, but I’m the one who is there practicing for the next two weeks and not them because they now have ringworm and “know better” than to train with ringworm. I don’t win battles I win wars /myshittyattemptatashitcomment /joke /shitcomment

More mat time than them is how you win the war.

You just confirmed my shit theory xD but yeah I get what u mean

the hell.

Ezekiel from inside their guard

Ezekiel from bottom mount

Somewhere, without knowing why, aleksei oleinik just smiled. [Video of him getting an ezikiel while mounted in mma](https://youtu.be/YzV6x64b68g?start=80) at like 40 years old

I have a new role model.

It only works for oleinik because 1. He's a heavyweight, different level of strength 2. He's fighting a heavyweight.

I, a white belt, keep having flashbacks to a black belt letting me get mount, only for him to baseball choke me with ease.

I hit this as a brown belt in competition - definitely a legit technique 😄

What are you doing to make it work, mechanically? Just catching them in close before they have a chance to generate enough power to get upper body distance?

Once you have the Ezekiel locked them kicking away to create distance just makes the choke tighter. I usually get it when they’re breaking my posture in their closed guard as it allows me to lay the trap

How do you avoid getting armbar'd?

Once you have the choke locked in you should be able to kill their hips and stop the arm bar. Try it out. I’ve seen people reverse to mount and still get choked out cold from there

Nice, I used to hit it a lot as a white/blue belt but haven't tried it in a few years. Will do.

Did this in a comp a couple weeks ago

Armbarred the crap out of a guy that tried this during a comp last week.

I literally let them hang off my neck like jewelry when they do this.

This makes them all flabbergasted.

Boston Crab, yesterday. Poor white belt, I was having a bad day.

The Walls of Jericho!!? Bah gawd that man has a family.

You can tell how old someone is depending on what they call that submission

Youngling - Walls of Jericho Old - Lion Tamer Oldest - Boston Crab

Not to be a total dweeb but the Lion Tamer is different from the Walls.

Did you yell out "BREAK THE WALLS DOOWWN" as you locked it in.

I've been chasing that dream since I started this sport

If this happened to me I’d consider hanging it up honestly

I've been trying to get this lol no luck yet

Purple belt did this to me on Wednesday.

Hit *on me*: my first time rolling in my life--judo class in my 30s--I tapped to a reverse mounted triangle. Ass-to-face on day one.

I know you’ve been chasing that high ever since, but it will never quite hit the same as the first time.

The smell of taint juice in the morning

The scent of humility

My coach farted in my face on my first roll. Didnt go for a sub, just farted on me. I think I preferred the leg kicks when promoted in KB

Cross collar choked a guy that had my back

I can't even picture this. Well done.

I've hit this a couple of times, and it feels amazing when you get it. https://youtu.be/J2tIPCYdAPs

This has happened to me when I was an in experienced blue belt. An older black belt went for the baseball bat choke from bottom side and I transition to back thinking this is my moment for the scalp then had that looney toons, “that’s all folks” moment as the edges of my vision went dark

There's a great stupid straight armbar when people have your back, as well.

Spladel. Making someone tap because their dick is on their bellybutton is a great feeling.

Had a wrestling coach that said if their pecker aint 4 inches into their belly button you ain't trying the spladle hard enough.

What if the penis won’t go 4 inches into anywhere. Asking for a friend.

Actually had this done to me by Wade Schalles himself at a seminar. Never thought i was that flexible 😆

I've never heard of this. It looks like a hoot. I'm going to do this to everyone

The things one can learn on this sub. Bruh.

Came in to say this 🤣 "kiss your ass goodbye"

From guard: grab both lapels and shove your foot in their throat.

Haven’t done this since blue belt but it is insulting as hell

Jeez, that’s like… I dunno, kinda… something… (that I’m totally going to do tomorrow)… you need to apologize afterwards.

Is this legal?

Not in these god blessed states.

Jesus dude that's nasty.

This is the winner 🥇

Gogoplata

A guy was going rough with some of the smaller girls, I hit him with a mounted gogoplata and just kind of sat on it til he gave me an opportunity to wristlock him.

The best and worst type of brown belt enforcer. He’ll fuck you up and have too much fun doing it.

I was a blue belt at the time, I was just pissed and he sucked worse than me.

Why were you pissed?

Sounds like the dude was rolling rough with some of the smaller women before bugbomb got a hold of him. As a woman, I’m not mad if you get a tap but there’s a line. For example, if a guy is bigger and stronger than me and in top mount position *and* chooses to grind my jaw into the mat with his forearm that’s crossing the line. Like, just do a regular submission at that point. What do they get out of trying to cause pain like that?

Basically. I roll hard with female competitors and I’m always encouraging people not to take it easy on with my daughter (teenager, wrestler) but there’s a weird dynamic when 190lb dudes start ripping kimoras on 110lb masters women.

KimUra*

What’s it to you though?

Probably just a dad of a daughter so he notices more when the girls in the gym get smashed unnecessarily.

He says he rolls rough with women himself though? I’m sure these women don’t need him fighting their battles

I do Muay Thai and we have a MMA section training next to us, one day I asked to roll with one of the guy (newish) just for fun. It was my first time grappling, hit a gogoplata. The dude wasn't happy

Same.

me too. feels wrong when somebody lets you get that

Ok. I didn’t hit this but someone did it on me. Muscular dude with a hairy chest mounted me and smothered me with his chest. He moved it against my face in a circular motion. He’s a cool dude but still, had to tap. Too much skin for me.

[удалено]

Lmfao at "circular motion"

Fathers milk

A huge brown belt buddy hit me with this recently. He had a rash guard on thank the lord but it was complete suffocation.

This happened to me in competition. Most shameful tap I’ve ever done lol

Mothers milk but instead of preventing me from breathing my nose was crushed

Ezekiel from bottom mount. They refused to tap and went to Valhalla club.

Ezekieled somebody when they had side control on me... They to refused to tap because they had a "dominant" position....

I did similar to my buddy with an inside collar forearm cross face to his neck trying to get him to release a headlock. He went nighty night instead of letting go then let go anyway. This was the only time I've put someone to sleep and I wasn't even expecting it to happen. I felt lucky though because usually he beats my ass.

I hit this the other day, felt shame, felt pride

I've collar choked white belts in no gi. Twice.

Ripping rash guards to shreds

To shreds you say?

How's his wife doing?

Shredded

Insulting? Probably Von Flue from in their guard. I usually use it as a transition to pass if they're retaining strong, but in this case I was able to put a lot of weight down and got them. We had a laugh about it later. Also, darce'd someone who had my back. It was a bullshit move, and worked mostly because it wasn't a fully intense roll, but we did have a chuckle about it, and he joked that he'd now have to hand back his purple belt.

Attempted an RNC from back control on training partner. She stacks and bridges, beats my grips and a hook to be able to turn into me. She looks me dead in the face and pretends to start coughing/choking “*cough**cough* you thought you were going to choke me?” Just as she finished her sentence the hand that I had snuck around behind her head was able to grab my opposite sleeve and I locked in a deep Ezekiel. Felt so good getting that tap 😘

Standing cross collar. Twice in a row.

Big oof

Full Nelson with my legs. Also 'the Bas', like, when you have fudo side and you grab their leg and just crunch them. Hit that once a week for my ego

That crunch is hillarious, my coach hit it in competition once, its now in his highlight reel.

Can you elaborate a bit more, I’m trying to look the move up but having trouble finding it

Any submission I can get when someone has my back -- forcing the ankle lock, an armbar, or darce. Punch choking people from the bottom.

Ooooh a darce, I wanna try that

I’ve subbed people with a punch choke while in their closed guard, i use it to get them to open their legs and immediately bail so I don’t get armbarred and can start to pass . Sometimes they just are stubborn and tap lol

The darce when they have your back is a glorious FU to the positional hierarchy

I cannot picture how you'd darce someone who has your back

Wrist Lock from a Cryangle.

Buggy

Cross face pressure from a knee cut

I don’t know if there’s a name for it, but I just set a gable grip behind a guys head and squeezed my forearms together as hard as I could putting the pressure near his temples. He kept downplaying my other subs (“that was a bit of a crank”, “that oma was kind of dirty”, etc.) so I took my frustration out on him.

No-gi baseball choked his head, impressive

Guy in my guard goes to posture up and places his hands in my armpits. I trap his left hand with my right arm, grab his elbow with both hands, raise my torso up while pulling his elbow towards me and wrist lock the shit out of him. I’ve never felt such quick, frantic tapping in my life 😈

Flying triangle with a boner

I’ve hit a wrist lock from bottom mount a few times, that’s always a fun one

I’d be so insulted

I recently hit a mounted cryangle when my partner tried to play deep half and then I kneebarred the leg that was trapped in the choke.

Cry angle, once and never again. Gogoplata after a full 10th planet rubber guard meme sequence in gi.

Wrist lock from bottom side control. I caught their hand against the side of my head and their elbow in the crook of my elbow. Got the tap by Gable gripping my hands and squeezing my head and elbow together. It was such a fluke thing that I'll probably never hit it again.

I got caught in a crucifix on Good Friday at an open mat.

Was about to start a roll with a guy (we were starting in guard I was down) and just next to us someone tapped to a gogoplatta. He made the comment, “I’d never tap to a foot choke” we slapped hands and started. I proceeded to grab both his lapels and stick my foot in his neck and tap him with my foot while looking him in the eyes.

Any lapel choke using their own gi. I do this to big dudes being dicks while training and i feel like it has extra humbling effects.

I had someone grab my lapels, with one in each hand and essentially drive their knee into my sternum and pull up on the lapels at same time. Terrible pain and he hit it so fast and violent had no time to tap. Was a 2 stripe white belt at the time, he was a 3 or 4 stripe blue belt. I think he was just annoyed at me and how I was rolling and just took his frustration out on me, I probably was being a bit heavy on him with my pressure as I outweighed him a lot. I thought I broke something as it hurt to breathe for weeks.

I forget what it’s called but you feed your own lapel to the other hand from top side control and wrap it around their neck

Tabletop choke, no one sees it coming the first time its amazing in comp.

Lmao we just drilled this like 2 hrs ago - pirate choke

Head and arm impaler. Instead of finishing flat to the floor, bring your knee up into the opps diaphragm and stretch while sending the head and arm choke. If they wheeze real hard they won’t be able to take a breath back in. Learned it the hard way

Smother from Strait Jacket back control. Hand over the mouth. Everybody hates me but it is quite funny.

I tried calf slicing a blue belt from lockdown and immediately got neck cranked as a reward

I catch the Peruvian neck tie pretty often.

The Josh Barnett compression scarf hold feels pretty disrespectful.

Loop choke from underneath someone's scarf hold. Made better by the fact that I had earned a bit of a reputation for being the guy who would attempt a loop choke from the dumbest of positions, and this guy was well aware of it.

Not a submission but I took someone's lapel and tied a knot around their arm with it, then just disengaged entirely on that side of their body and let them realize what I had done

I have one I call the Thumb-ura. You basically fold his thumb and pull it towards his index finger knuckle and it looks like a teeny tiny kimura. I usually do it in a situation where I have say an armbar, and I've already wristlocked them instead of finishing an armbar in that roll, so now I have to escalate. I'm obviously only doing this on people I know are gonna find it funny, I don't hit this on randoms

I just tried it on myself. This is hilarious.

Foreskin slicer

😕

North South Kimura, aka, the teabag Kimura. Dragging my nuts on your head is the pinnacle of asserting dominance

Lol I’ve done this and had it done to me

Double armbar from guard

Wrist locking someone when they have your back

Arm bar from bottom mount.

Tapping someone who I know is gassed with a body triangle

Gogoplata, banana split, and Boston crab. The Holy Trinity.

Face crank

3rd degree blue belt. I'm 5"11 and 267. I've gotten several taps from sheer fat guy pressure.

Wrist lock when someone has my back

When a group of us were at blue with a dirty fighting old purple teaching classes a bit, he introduced us to the world of wrist locks. For MONTHS that’s seriously what we all tried to hit on each other, in just the most underhanded ways. Side control? Far side wrist lock. High mount? Wrist lock. Already sinking in a triangle? Look at that arm just hanging out there! Wrist lock. So insulting, so much fun.

I mothers milk the shit out of people daily

I've hit a Cryangle on my coach once at early blue belt. I was in disbelief at first cause I thought that submission would never work & just saw it on IG earlier that day. He proceeded to absolutely kill me after.....but it was worth it

Ezekiel inside their closed guard.

Straight arm bar as they were trying to darce me.

Knee on belly

I gogoplata’d a brand new white belt the other day and he made gargeling sounds /:

Bitch slap arm bar.

I hit a no-gi Ezekiel in the gi the other day. That one just seemed disrespectful.

Punch choke from bottom north south in the gi, followed by belly smother in no gi (I have a very large, saggy belly).

I have my own little move I call The Vlad. Basically it's a no-gi baseball bat choke plus an aggro knee on belly.

Mother's milk.

Standing guillotine

Cryangle

Hit a spladle in a no gi match once and the dude tapped immediately. Apparently he skipped his stretching

Mothers milk for sure.

Just hit a banana split on one guy last night

Just top pressure from mount.

Pretzel squeeze from kesa gatame :)