This is what outside would be like if everyone didn’t have a phone wed all be paying attention and things like this would be hilarious. I wish i could experience a time like this
Reminded me of Top Gear when they were in Uganda. Jeremy wanted a banana from a lady selling them but didn’t realize how far the money went that he gave her. Instead of one banana he unintentionally bought this like 4ft stack of bananas that the lady was carrying on a big pan on her head. When she handed it to him he could barely lift it and had to immediately put it down. Then was puzzled as to how she was carrying them on her head.
Point being is she moves lots of heavy things often.
They carry those on their head because it's easier, weighs "less".
HOWEVER, every time someone wants to buy or whatever, they still have to bring it down and put it back up. And it's as heavy as Jezza pointed out. I almost died carrying 1 bunch of plantains up a hill once. Farmer strength is another level.
He's a body builder. He exercises the muscles that make him look good
She exercises the muscles you need to work. That's one reason strong men are often heavier, they need a lot of calories but don't care to exercise any glamour muscles or keep their weight down to show off.
“As has been pointed out earlier in the Diskworld chronicles, entire agricultural economies have been based on the lifting power of little old ladies in black dresses”
― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
This lady is not old, or dressed in black, but she looks like she could singlehandedly carry an economy.
She got real muscles, and he got pretty muscles lol
Edit: when I say he’s got pretty muscles I mean just that that are pleasant to look at lol not that he is weak or whatever these goofies were thinking in the comments.
Your insecurities are showing there guy lol I was complimenting his physique…soooo idk where you’re going with that lol
Edit: I never said they were fake lol only that they were pretty.
Don't listen to them. There is a big difference between gym muscles and work muscles. If they don't know that then they haven't really worked hard in their life for 5 to 10 years straight, so you can't even explain it to them. What someone needs to be scared of is a gym rat that also does manual labor......
True, but for all we know the dude works out, while also being like a fisherman or some shit, so he's got the toned muscles, and also the insane worker strength.
Insecurity? Your comment is the one screaming insecurity. “Pretty muscles” aren’t a compliment. It’s a term I see primarily used by overweight Redditors to make themselves feel better about not going to the gym lmao.
Lol not overweight and I do go to the gym I guess I should have said handsome muscle lol and just like a redditor to make assumptions off of a comment. But go off 😂
Don’t backtrack now my guy it’s all good and do all the redditors that use that send you a picture or are you just assuming again? I’m genuinely curious.
You’re mad dumb lmao. English isn’t your first language im guessing. My comment was calling you insecure because of your “backhanded” compliment.
I was not calling you fat but since you insist: you are fat!
>All Redditors that use that send you a picture
Do I seriously need to answer this? Like can you not use your remaining brain cells and figure out how I know they’re fat. I’ll give you a minute to think about the answer.
Actually English is my first and primary language. You’re the one that made assumptions about all reditor that use that phrase are fat lol I’m just wondering how you come to that conclusion. Do you have data to back that up or a link or do you just have diarrhea of the mouth? My comment wasn’t backhanded and I think about 60 or so other people agree but once again go off my guy.
>Do you have data to back that up
Yes bro. I definitely keep scientific data about this.
How do I know? Going to teach you this novel concept brother. If you click on a person’s username, you can see their post history and the pictures they’ve posted of themselves.
>60 or so other people agree
How do you know that? Because your comment was upvoted? You do see that I’m not the only one telling you that “pretty muscles” is an insult, right?
The people who upvoted you did so because you mostly compliment HER. Just look at some of the replies to your comment, some dude claiming she could bench more than him if she trained lol…. It’s equally possible that the people who upvoted you thought that you were shading the guy as well. But ultimately, we’re both speculating.
It’s easy to feel insecure when people see a fit person and making fun of them makes them feel better. I believe you that you genuinely didn’t know that pretty muscle isn’t a compliment, but that doesn’t mean others aren’t aware. I find more often than not, Redditors don’t take too kindly to healthy people like that.
I couldn't agree more. It's insane people would consider this dude anything other than powerful as fuck. Is he going to set a record with the atlas stones? Nah. Is he gonna out perform the vast majority of the world population in any physical activity? abso-fuckin-lutely haha
It's pretty obvious from your comment you were contrasting her "real" muscles to his "pretty" muscles. Idk how you could read it another way. If it was a genuine compliment fine but it doesn't read like one lol. It doesn't matter anyway
Don’t even bother with him anymore lol. He just keeps backtracking and can’t own up to the fact he’s a little insecure. I agree with you that it’s obvious his comment was shading the dude compared to her “real” muscles
very, very, very unlikely
Remember, his muscles were (most likely) gained purely from lifting free weights. Her strength may be more functional than him, but his body is built for lifting now. Her having shorter arms might help but I seriously doubt even with some practice that she could bench as much as him.
It's more than that. That dude was strutting for the camera, or they wouldn't be filming. Instead, his buddy with the camera got some great shots of bystanders completely owning him.
You know this video got back to him. And the gal doing the mocking knows too. You can see her look at the camera and ham it up.
they
/ðeɪ/
pronoun
1.
used to refer to two or more people or things previously mentioned or easily identified.
"the two men could get life sentences if they are convicted"
It's not the 90's anymore. The "what do you mean 'THEY'" shit is overplayed and, just like it's shown in the movies every time it's used, always a mistake on the part of the person hearing it and not on the person speaking it.
I love all the people acting oblivious. There's a clear history about why the original comment may be problematic.
It's possible (probable, even) that the commenter meant the two people in the video. There's a fuckton of historical evidence that it may be weird fetishizing though.
Your q is a valid one. If people are offended, maybe they should examine why.
I think it's more racist to assume the race of the commenter and their intentions as racist than it is to be attracted to the people in this video, even if it is due to them having more attraction for this particular ethnicity of people.
You're right about one thing though. There is historical context that could cause a person to think "this person might have a weird/gross fetish". That's fine. It is another thing entirely to openly question somebody's intentions from a harmless statement about the folks in the video being beautiful. It's yet even further another thing when the intentions are questioned in such a loaded way that nobody who has ever existed would fail to see the implication.
So yeah get your fighting-racism-with-racism the fuck out of here.
Sometimes I wonder if living a hard life gives it more value. Like I've been abused and neglected but I've also been spoiled but I'm also autistic and ADHD and borderline personality and OCD anxiety and depression and avoidant personality but life hasn't really been that hard for me I've just been held in a cage which is its own trauma but I feel like I could survive in that environment better than this first world white people problems one that I have now. I wouldn't have time to care about the fact that I like things organized.
Well up until I was 34 and I paid $4,000 out of pocket for psychological testing and diagnosis to one of the most respected facilities in the nation all of it was
Those bystander smiles are great
I def unconsciously grinned big af as soon as I saw the first smile 😁
That lady in red laughing her ass off.
LOVE IT!!
it's like a domino effect too, infectious
Same here! You can almost hear her laughter, it's amazing.
That's exactly what i thought too, infectious smiles.
Last lady has such a beautiful smile, they all do but hers just seems to shine for some reason. Love it.
Their teeth were all perfect. I’m jealous.
Diet of very little sugar will do to you.
Little sugar=straight teeth. Noted
Lmao I was just thinking that
I don't know why seeing different humans thrive makes me so happy, when we all seem to fight so much
Taking the piss outta people is a universal language, and that makes me happy.
The smile at the end is so contagious 😁
I’m grinning like an idiot
It's because theyre real. People are used to fake smiles from staged photos
Its because your eyes crinkle up when you’re really smiling. There’s a name for it which I’ve forgotten. Its hard to fake.
Duchenne smile
German has all the hidden menu names for small things
I think the name for smiling with your eyes is called smize, coined by Tyra Banks giving advise to new models.
I think people from Africa have the best, biggest and most beaming smiles of all people on earth.
Beautiful humans.
This is what outside would be like if everyone didn’t have a phone wed all be paying attention and things like this would be hilarious. I wish i could experience a time like this
That lady is buff as fuck.
Seriously!! Her forearms are fire
Reminded me of Top Gear when they were in Uganda. Jeremy wanted a banana from a lady selling them but didn’t realize how far the money went that he gave her. Instead of one banana he unintentionally bought this like 4ft stack of bananas that the lady was carrying on a big pan on her head. When she handed it to him he could barely lift it and had to immediately put it down. Then was puzzled as to how she was carrying them on her head. Point being is she moves lots of heavy things often.
https://youtu.be/MGW8Db_-W3c?si=lSesXzIzoz-ceijA
The scene afterwards where he's still thinking about it 😂
They carry those on their head because it's easier, weighs "less". HOWEVER, every time someone wants to buy or whatever, they still have to bring it down and put it back up. And it's as heavy as Jezza pointed out. I almost died carrying 1 bunch of plantains up a hill once. Farmer strength is another level.
To be fair, Jezza is built out of boiled udon noodles. So even three bananas could have done him in
Hauling onions every day (and destroying carpet carriers) will do that to you 😂
Imagine the handjob
Yea I wouldn't fuck with her either.
Unless..
Death by snu snu?
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
I like a woman who could just snap it off if she wanted. Little bit of danger and excitement.
she honestly looks like she's got bigger arms
Yeah, I think I'd rather fight the guy, if I had to choose. Manual labor muscles > glamor muscles.
Manual labor muscles are absolutely fucking terrifying in a fight.
The difference is carrying/picking up big awkward shit versus weights with handles.
To build on this skinny laborers sweat a lot, and they are much stronger than you think.
Functional strength
Climbers too
He's a body builder. He exercises the muscles that make him look good She exercises the muscles you need to work. That's one reason strong men are often heavier, they need a lot of calories but don't care to exercise any glamour muscles or keep their weight down to show off.
“As has been pointed out earlier in the Diskworld chronicles, entire agricultural economies have been based on the lifting power of little old ladies in black dresses” ― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies This lady is not old, or dressed in black, but she looks like she could singlehandedly carry an economy.
He’s just all Bis and Tris and ribs
Come to me muscle mommy.
And she made everyone on the street far happier than the guy. That makes her my favorite.
She's absolutely JACKED lol
She looks like she could easily benchpress the dude
He has pretty muscles. She has muscles for hurting ppl.
Yeah his are vanity muscles. Hers are hard laborers muscles.
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Dude I think that 1st lady in blue was genuinely checking her out
I’m on their team
Rosie the Riveter is like lemme show this man how to strut
💪MISS BOOMBASTIC 💪
Usually the music messes up these things, but have to say in this one it just made it so much better.
the timing of the music to the reactions of bystanders is **chefs kiss
One thing about the Market's aunties is their unseriousness.
Markets aunties are seriously one of the most funniest people alive.
Local markets like these are awesome too.
She could bench press 2 of him
Add in the guy with the helmet, too.
The helmet guy will be the bar
Whole carrying 6 of him on her head.
Nah Aunty yoked too
You can tell from her upper arms that she isn't just fat. Her biceps look solid. She's got the body of a bouncer.
Babushka bod
And massive traps! Yoked to high heaven
It's been ages since I saw someone use yoked properly and not yolked.
She's a sturdy gal.
I love all the smiles dude
How TF is everyone in this video so ridiculously photogenic
That's just every single person in Africa - it's unbelievable.
I'm in Africa now and I have been thinking that the whole time I've been here. Everyone is fucking beautiful!
Only one of them was turning heads and catching smiles from all the nearby women.
r/mademesmile for real.
She got real muscles, and he got pretty muscles lol Edit: when I say he’s got pretty muscles I mean just that that are pleasant to look at lol not that he is weak or whatever these goofies were thinking in the comments.
He works out, she works hard. Gym muscles vs labour muscles by the look of it.
Wanna see if you can bench more than dude? Since his muscles are fake pretty boy muscles lol
Your insecurities are showing there guy lol I was complimenting his physique…soooo idk where you’re going with that lol Edit: I never said they were fake lol only that they were pretty.
Don't listen to them. There is a big difference between gym muscles and work muscles. If they don't know that then they haven't really worked hard in their life for 5 to 10 years straight, so you can't even explain it to them. What someone needs to be scared of is a gym rat that also does manual labor......
True, but for all we know the dude works out, while also being like a fisherman or some shit, so he's got the toned muscles, and also the insane worker strength.
Lol
You were using real as an opposing comparison, your intent was to discredit. Don't get all pissy, own what you said
Nah no one getting pissy lol y’all just read way too much into shit and seem to think everyone is out to bash on people and that’s not the case lol
Insecurity? Your comment is the one screaming insecurity. “Pretty muscles” aren’t a compliment. It’s a term I see primarily used by overweight Redditors to make themselves feel better about not going to the gym lmao.
Lol not overweight and I do go to the gym I guess I should have said handsome muscle lol and just like a redditor to make assumptions off of a comment. But go off 😂
I was not calling you overweight. I simply stated that it’s a term I primarily see use by overweight Redditors who don’t gym.
Don’t backtrack now my guy it’s all good and do all the redditors that use that send you a picture or are you just assuming again? I’m genuinely curious.
You’re mad dumb lmao. English isn’t your first language im guessing. My comment was calling you insecure because of your “backhanded” compliment. I was not calling you fat but since you insist: you are fat! >All Redditors that use that send you a picture Do I seriously need to answer this? Like can you not use your remaining brain cells and figure out how I know they’re fat. I’ll give you a minute to think about the answer.
Actually English is my first and primary language. You’re the one that made assumptions about all reditor that use that phrase are fat lol I’m just wondering how you come to that conclusion. Do you have data to back that up or a link or do you just have diarrhea of the mouth? My comment wasn’t backhanded and I think about 60 or so other people agree but once again go off my guy.
>Do you have data to back that up Yes bro. I definitely keep scientific data about this. How do I know? Going to teach you this novel concept brother. If you click on a person’s username, you can see their post history and the pictures they’ve posted of themselves. >60 or so other people agree How do you know that? Because your comment was upvoted? You do see that I’m not the only one telling you that “pretty muscles” is an insult, right? The people who upvoted you did so because you mostly compliment HER. Just look at some of the replies to your comment, some dude claiming she could bench more than him if she trained lol…. It’s equally possible that the people who upvoted you thought that you were shading the guy as well. But ultimately, we’re both speculating. It’s easy to feel insecure when people see a fit person and making fun of them makes them feel better. I believe you that you genuinely didn’t know that pretty muscle isn’t a compliment, but that doesn’t mean others aren’t aware. I find more often than not, Redditors don’t take too kindly to healthy people like that.
It's just that dudes way of coping lmao
The whole thread is full of cope, Reddit really wants to believe that muscles that look good are useless to make themselves feel better lmao
I couldn't agree more. It's insane people would consider this dude anything other than powerful as fuck. Is he going to set a record with the atlas stones? Nah. Is he gonna out perform the vast majority of the world population in any physical activity? abso-fuckin-lutely haha
Yeah I never said they were useless just that they were pretty lol geez
It's pretty obvious from your comment you were contrasting her "real" muscles to his "pretty" muscles. Idk how you could read it another way. If it was a genuine compliment fine but it doesn't read like one lol. It doesn't matter anyway
Don’t even bother with him anymore lol. He just keeps backtracking and can’t own up to the fact he’s a little insecure. I agree with you that it’s obvious his comment was shading the dude compared to her “real” muscles
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Lol bro you watch too much anime or kung fu movies if you even half believe that
very, very, very unlikely Remember, his muscles were (most likely) gained purely from lifting free weights. Her strength may be more functional than him, but his body is built for lifting now. Her having shorter arms might help but I seriously doubt even with some practice that she could bench as much as him.
Absolutely delusional.
Barbados Slim!
Ones a tall glass if ice water on a hot day and the other is a warm cup of coco on a cold day, don’t make me choose!
Yeaaahhh situations like this where I just could not imagine not being bi.
That lady has some arms on her tho
I guess making fun of show offs is an international thing that goes beyond country lines and cultural defferences xD
It's more than that. That dude was strutting for the camera, or they wouldn't be filming. Instead, his buddy with the camera got some great shots of bystanders completely owning him. You know this video got back to him. And the gal doing the mocking knows too. You can see her look at the camera and ham it up.
They are so beautiful
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Fellas? Is it racist to be attracted to black people?
Beauty is a thing..
Can you explain further? I'm not seeing the yikes.
way-past-bedtime is racist and projects it on the other guy.
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Is that your explanation? Kinda makes me think you actually are just racist.
Reddit ass comment
Your whole life is a fucking yikes.
Congrats, you win the dumbest comment I've seen on reddit today
You're the yikes
“They” implying who?
The people in the video you moron
they /ðeɪ/ pronoun 1. used to refer to two or more people or things previously mentioned or easily identified. "the two men could get life sentences if they are convicted"
There’s more than one person in the video, grammar snob 😂😂😂
That's that "two or more" part for ya.
Ight, well maybe they're referring to everyone in the vid? Or a select few? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...
Did you intentionally skip over the “two or more” part just for the opportunity call someone a “grammar snob?”
Probably the people in the video Are you lost?
Obviously they meant those amazing tomatoes in the final shot
It's not the 90's anymore. The "what do you mean 'THEY'" shit is overplayed and, just like it's shown in the movies every time it's used, always a mistake on the part of the person hearing it and not on the person speaking it.
I love all the people acting oblivious. There's a clear history about why the original comment may be problematic. It's possible (probable, even) that the commenter meant the two people in the video. There's a fuckton of historical evidence that it may be weird fetishizing though. Your q is a valid one. If people are offended, maybe they should examine why.
Finding attractive people attractive. You the Reddit racist: *"ahem...thats problematic"*
I think it's more racist to assume the race of the commenter and their intentions as racist than it is to be attracted to the people in this video, even if it is due to them having more attraction for this particular ethnicity of people. You're right about one thing though. There is historical context that could cause a person to think "this person might have a weird/gross fetish". That's fine. It is another thing entirely to openly question somebody's intentions from a harmless statement about the folks in the video being beautiful. It's yet even further another thing when the intentions are questioned in such a loaded way that nobody who has ever existed would fail to see the implication. So yeah get your fighting-racism-with-racism the fuck out of here.
The lady in red dying laughing is definitely me🤣🤣🤣
this made my day! thank you for sharing this
She got biceps for days.
She do be looking strong tho
Idk man in a fight between those 2 I might have to put my money on her. She looks strong as fuck
Yellow lifts
Buckets of water and food would do that. The natural weight lifting.
He looks strong as a wide receiver but she strong like an offense of lineman
Like an offense of just lineman, that would be interesting. Just everybody blocks and one rumbles down the field.
Autofill really screwed the pooch on "offensive."
Those are the ladies you wanna hang with lol
The lady falling out laughing in the back is what really got me lol
Love this
i wish i was a part of that happy crowd
Look at the arms on that woman…I wouldn’t piss her off.
That dude’s got a pretty impressive four-pack
She looks strong. She may be having 4 kids and a full time job with everything under control. Awesome!! Take my money!
Pretty sure that guy would lose armwrestling against her.
Awesome post
We the same no matter what continent we on lmao 🤣
That woman just made my day.
Put her in the ring with Fury
The lady in red losing it is one of the greatest things I've seen on the internet all day
Auntie did it better, solid.
This person in highlighter yellow just made my night 🙂
Love this! Yellow shirt lady for the win!!!!!!!!
number 2 reactions are way better so...
I looooooove their happy faces
She’s good
HOWLIN’!!!!!!! Love this so much!
Better fore arm development than the guy and she’s actually funny
i love this humor so pure and wholesome and universal.
She’s built too
Lady in red is the best.
Why she gotta clown him like that 😭 😭😭
That coworker that makes work bearable
Arms were big tho
Lady has some pretty decent traps and arms! Beautiful too!
Watching the lady in red lose her shit laughing was the highlight of my day
Definitely not the invisible lats guy
Big Aunty got that on lock.
The lady in red: “She’s done it this time. I’ve completely lost it!”
I find real African women beautiful. 🫶🏽
Beautiful smiles all around
Look at her freaking muscles 💪 the guy is a kid against her
Muscles don’t matter unless you can make someone smile and laugh…you go boy!
The one that was laughing has a nice thick bottom good lawwwd!!
Sometimes I wonder if living a hard life gives it more value. Like I've been abused and neglected but I've also been spoiled but I'm also autistic and ADHD and borderline personality and OCD anxiety and depression and avoidant personality but life hasn't really been that hard for me I've just been held in a cage which is its own trauma but I feel like I could survive in that environment better than this first world white people problems one that I have now. I wouldn't have time to care about the fact that I like things organized.
What post did you think you were replying to?
👀🥴😂
bait's looking a little weak today, dude.
I don't even know what any of this means lol
> I'm also autistic and ADHD and borderline personality and OCD anxiety and depression and avoidant personality How much of that is self-diagnosed?
Well up until I was 34 and I paid $4,000 out of pocket for psychological testing and diagnosis to one of the most respected facilities in the nation all of it was
Every life has infinite value and each death is the death of a world, even yours
Weakest African woman