Hope the primate was the one driving

"Have you ever made 30 mill in one night, no" "Have you ever got CTE in just one night, yes"

“On a private plane getting closer to God” is a crazy lyric coming from a Christian lol.

That lyric is for him and Kenneth cop-out Copeland doing gay stuff on his private jet 🛩️

I wonder what Ryan thinks of Kenneth Copeland. He hates the elites so I would assume he wouldn’t like Copeland and yet…. Im not completely sure.

They think they’re smart by playing OP to eachother when really they meet at events like bohemian and suck eachother off

Could y’all imagine how smooth Ryan buttcheeks be

I reckon the rock , Obama and big Mike have had a turn

He likes anyone who talks about Jesus

People who broadly say shit about hating “the elites” don’t typically live up to what they say

NO DIDDY


Perfect

Garcia gone be leading the second major chimpanzee war, see that Jeep that mf in? Yeeeeah boy that chimp got some pimp innit. Ain’t no way my boy going to war without the real beast, Garcia

that 'tan must be on some good zannies to be that calm near that beast...

Tbf, Ryan’s probably not the first coked out celebrity this primate has met in his sad life.

I mean bro seems pretty chill about his situation! Eating cherries and shit.

These animals are drugged out. The risk of them freaking out is too big. It’s a pretty depressing life imo.

Yup. I wasn’t gonna joke at first and was legit worried for Ryan. Figured the orangutan had to be on something and also have lots of experience being around wackadoodles

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😂😂😂

Orangutan needs to chill away from hum

Devin Haney

Xanax would be the worst thing to give him. Ask that lady who got her face ripped off by travis the chump.

That chimp was probably having withdrawals though lol

bruh xans literally turn people into their worst selves lol. xan withdrawals turn them into fiends willing to do anything

Idk much about those drugs. Always thought they were supposed to make you calm but it stands to reason that if addicted they’d have the opposite effect… fuck that!

The problem si that they reduce inhibitions. And if you mix it with alcohol, then it's basically a blackout cocktail. You do all sorts of crazy shit that makes no sense and have absolutely no recollection. It's like an evil person takes over your body. But of course if you choose to do it you are responsible for the consequences.

I’ve been watching lots of hours of Trap Lore Ross and it seems like the troubled young men he covers are often on pills when they do heinous killings. Many purposely talk about getting pills before they can do “drills” What kinda pills do you think they’re taking?

"Can we get an orangutan eating grapes in my Cadillac when we shoot"

Check the stars. That's a double R

i got stars in the roof of my caaar

Nop lol thats a Gwagon Brabus

Damn, now those stars are just tacky tbh

According to Aztec maps says me Mexican American we should have a orangutan here not according to any maps or archeological evidence at all all

https://youtu.be/wvN72iN8ErY

The amount of drugs Ryan’s on could keep a small family awake for 4 days

Or sedate an orangutan

We don’t deserve king ryan


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bro chilling fr😂

That orangutan could beat his ass.

would absolutely maul him if anything goes wrong

If it was a chimp it’d be over fs, he’s lucky orangutans are pretty chill for the most part

Hope he's not a Haney fan.

nah ryan by left hook ko

Jerkin close to the sun here

This dude writes his own scripts 😂

This is actually hilarious, little bro just chilling eating some cherries

What a talented, handsome motherfcker, Ryan looks pretty good too

That song was ass tho

King Ryan x King Louie King of Kings Mixtape is gonna be banging https://i.redd.it/7blldgpi5n1d1.gif

They could actually remake king Louie’s “till I meet Selena” and it would make sense for both. OMG THEY COUKD ACTUALLY CALL THE MIXTAKE “CHICANOS” cus chicano means “American born from Mexican decent” and is also half of the word Chicago. My genius is wasted on reddit.

dem dang darn frickin Ryan bro I swear man

The man can’t miss

Glazer

Sir, this is a circlejerk

That’s bill haney

haneys looking pretty rough in here 😢

he boutta go quadruple plastic

I hated this dude for years tbh. But I’ve come to completely be a fan of unhinged Ryan. This ride of his arch is fucking entertainment 😂

His promo game is next level lmao

What exactly is he promoting? His incoming ban? Don’t get me wrong, this guy’s antics have been entertaining but I doubt he’s in control lol.

He’s promoting himself lol and doing it well hence us watching and talking about it

It's like watching a car crash. I'm not gonna buy his shit or anything, I just like seeing the wreckage.

Right, but you’re still watching. That’s my point.

Logan Paul is the great example of what you’re talking about. He’s become stupid rich off of being hated and beating some bums in a boxing ring.

Are you actually comparing the boxing careers of Ryan Garcia and Logan Paul? Ryan is a very legitimate boxer that has legitimate skill and has beaten legitimate opponents. Logan has only fought influencers (barring 50 lbs lighter geriatric Floyd) with his last fight being a gimmick fight vs Dillon fucking Danis. They both are good promoters, but wouldn’t compare them from a boxing perspective.

> but you’re still watching that’s my point I said that this is an example of Logan Paul skillset. I don’t know you came to the conclusion I was comparing them as boxers instead of their antics for self-promotion. Apparently I need to clarify; no, I’m not comparing the boxing careers of Ryan Garcia and Logan Paul.

Got it, thanks for clarifying.

This kid is off his much needed meds and zooted out of his mind. I’m here for the show but he’s not “acting” nor is he promoting a fight.

Bro is thinking "Yeah, I could get used to this."

To think I couldn’t dislike this person more

Kinda slaps not gonna lie. I mean he is spitting fire next to an orangutan. Cant hate on that

Glaze

purple apes?

Outjerking the world

“Just keep the grapes coming brother”

Which one is the monkey?

Damn I’m feeling blessed and highly favored now 🙏🏽🤲🏽

He’s lost his ever loving mind

I’m fuckin dead. The monkey got more sense than this nigga 💀

Certified banger

King

Georgie just eating sum grapes, yum yum in his orange tum tum! 😋 😋

They look like twins 👯‍♀️

Part of me was really wishing that orangutan would just reach over and smack him. Anyone else?

Biggest Star in Boxing

Biggest glazer

This is fantastic.

Face of boxing

Is that Devin?

Glad to see Ryan and Devin hanging along after the fight

Dammit this shit only just left my head afew days ago now it’s back…. Blessed highly favored

This man is completing every side quest available!

This dude is funny , I don’t even care 😂 Smokin on that Haney pack 😂

Hahahahahahha

Damn… he got Devin Haneys mom to do a video!? That’s crazy

The orangutans name is “Drug Dealer” lol

Watched this without sound and had the same emotion as the orangutan

Nigga act like he won boxing u better be ready for yo next fight

That chimp doesn’t even realize how great of a job he’s doing

Is there anything this man can't do?

This is definitely my favorite timeline

How much he paying that monkey

This guy is speedrunning a cocaine heart attack


Orangutan is just like, "I don't get it, but man these grapes are tasty

Bro I need one of them lil niggas as a pet lmao

I’m glad he’s Mexican & not Puerto Rican….

Cringe

For an elite boxer dude is off beat af. Can’t even nod correctly to his own song.

I kinda like nu-ryan.

Had enough of seeing this cheating attention seeking little twerp.

Swear I thought that was Devin at first