Yeah, it definitely depends on the doorman. Most likely Terry. Then the password is “Yogurt”. If it Hitchcock and Scully, that password is “password” if it is Santiago, then it is Captain Holt. If it is Captain Holt, that password is Cheddar. If it is Boyle, the the password is “Jakey” and if it is Diaz, I have no clue. I’m not guessing wring and losing a limb. If it Jake, you just slip him a $20, and he would let you in because he would think that was really cool. If it is Gina, then you just slip in while she is looking at her phone.
Clearly no one here has actually watched the show:
Hey there, jokers. I got a joke for you: What did one Estonian farmer say to the other? Our crop yields are so much smaller than that of mighty Latvia.
https://youtu.be/r1QO1DzzkPs?si=Rl3wUtcyRO2UvIwu
If it's Nikolaj, ain't nobody ever getting in.
Nikolaj
Nikolaj
Nicolaj*
"Its *NEE*-colaj"
Not even close. Nikolaj
Listen closely it's not Nikolaj, its Nïkolaj
“Is ok, you say it wrong”
Nikolaj or Nikolaj In either case, you're all wrong Its Nikolaj
No that’s wrong it’s not Nikolaj It’s Nikolaj
Knee-collage
***Nii-colaj***
I feel like I'm saying it
None of these are right
Knee Cola j
Neek
You're so close. It's Nikolaj.
No, it’s Nikolaj
Nick O’Large
Bingpot
Came here to say this!
Same
NINE-NINE!
Sharon? Sharon1? Sharon2? This is stupid. But let's get serious it's Velvet Thunder.
VINDICATION!
MAMMA MAGLIONE
Sure takes a lot to get mamma hot 😏
She's a real size-queen.
Terry loves yogurt
Heists are dumb
Women be sane!
This was my first thought 😂
The Funky Cold Medina
Zero rehearsal.
Yes!!! 100%
I’d like your $8-est bottle of wine, please
This one is my favorite
Wine drink
This is legally called "wine drink".
Tropical was the password to the speakeasy on the show. But I think I would go with Noice!
Smort
Swert!
Toit!
Coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool
Indeedindeedindeedindeedindeed
It's growing on me
Sure sure sure
Tropical
That's the old password. It rotates every night
“Plor-pa-pa!”
Popcorn!
BOOONEEEE
BOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEE?????
That’s the one I’d try
Bouncer: "Need the password to get inside" Me: "Need the password to get inside - title of your sextape"
Since we’re on the subreddit, it is “title” not “name” of your sextape
Thanks 😁 Fixed
This is it!!!!
HOTDAMN!
Eat a jerk pal
Canalizatia
Either that means manhole cover or pie
It’s a cookie pizza!
Ok Muchachos, let's roll up on these muchachos
Great. Love the double use of muchachos
COME ON AND PARTY TONIGHT
The guy’s got good hooks!
I’m a tramp
Did I get it right? Was that it? Did I guess it?
Noice!
Tight!
CHEDDAR!!!
you're not cheddar, you're just some common bitch
Heavy breasts
Sad anus loser I go in.
Eat a jerk pal!
Porlpotppah!
This all the way!
That’s what i was trying to think of lol
“Yes Daddy! No Daddy! Good question Daddy. Daddy wants to get this young man fired.”
It only works if your name is Pamplemousse Lacroix
Meep Morp zeep
Robot Captain
BoOOOoooNNNnnnnNNNeeeEEE?!
Velvet Thunder
6969 - Jake’s moms birthday
Fine, you’re right. It’s just a completely random number .
TheCleyIsSilent
Gina linetti confetti spaghetti
Timothee Chalmet Shimmy Ya Shimmy Yay
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE?!
deathblade
Bingpot
Yippee-ki-yay, Mr Falcon
Yippie kayak, other buckets!
how is it possible that there’s just one “i’m a tramp” in these comments
Pecman Macklemore enthusiast Bald by choice
Stop guessing my passwords!
VindiCATIOOOOON! \*Must do arm pump\*
Boom boom!
BABUSHKA!
Yippie kayak other buckets
What kind of women doesn’t own an axe?
Funky cold medina
Yogurt
This B needs a C in her A
“Keith Pembroke sent me”
The vulture's name is Keith? No wonder no one likes him
DuhduhduhduhduhduhduhduhDERek
Boyhunter
If Terry is the guy at the door it's definitely 'Yogurt.'
Toit
The answer to: Cantaloupe
Yes I can!
Mouthfeel
(After eating a marshmallow) •High pitched giggle•
I was invited by Horatio Velveteen.
Cwazy cupcakes
Bouncer: “You need to know the password or you can’t enter.” Me: “Title of your sex tape!” Bouncer: “You may enter.”
Gets asked password "Cool cool cool cool cool cool"....*thinking* You may enter.... "Noice"
Peraltiago
Your one shot, title of your sex tape!
Beef baby
Amazing detective slash genius
PAIN!!
LIKE YEAST!
6969 or 99!
Cheddar or fluffy boi
Sad anus loser
I PMULS!!
WingSluts
Is the Pineapple the slut?
Yeah, it definitely depends on the doorman. Most likely Terry. Then the password is “Yogurt”. If it Hitchcock and Scully, that password is “password” if it is Santiago, then it is Captain Holt. If it is Captain Holt, that password is Cheddar. If it is Boyle, the the password is “Jakey” and if it is Diaz, I have no clue. I’m not guessing wring and losing a limb. If it Jake, you just slip him a $20, and he would let you in because he would think that was really cool. If it is Gina, then you just slip in while she is looking at her phone.
Please, I gotta get in there... \[the title of your sextape\]
I’m gunsta get in to the speakeasy
That’s gonna leave a mark
BALTHAZAAARRRR
Ska defines who I am as a person I will NEVER turn my back on Ska
Stop or my mom will ska!
I'd just start singing 'I want it that way'.
Bingpot!
You are my fire
Name of your sex tape
Title!
how do people keep getting that one wrong
Title of your sex tape
BONEEEE or Cool cool cool cool cool
Mama Maglione
Puuuunk
Slurp slurp
Velvet Thunder
The funky Cole Medina
Canyon Stank
timothee chalamet, shimmy ya, shimmy yay!
Tropical
Baldbychoice
Orange soda
Sad anus loser. I go in.
A true B99 fan will do multiple tries. One shot won’t cut it. Pepper. Pooper. Popcorn. Plorb-. Plorb-pot-pa.
Yippie kayak, other buckets.
plorploppla
Six Drink Amy
Just climb through the bathroom window. Works every time
Gertie.
Rosa Rosa *Rosaaaaaaaa*
If I can’t get in it’s Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
terry loves yogurt
Clearly no one here has actually watched the show: Hey there, jokers. I got a joke for you: What did one Estonian farmer say to the other? Our crop yields are so much smaller than that of mighty Latvia. https://youtu.be/r1QO1DzzkPs?si=Rl3wUtcyRO2UvIwu
BONE!
BINGPOT!
Indeed
Yogurt. Terry loves yogurt
Timothy chalamet shimmy y’a shimmy ye
Bingpot
Bingpot
United Arab Emirates
Yayyy mervyns!
Meep morp, zeep.
Boom boom Mr bouncer
Nine nine!
Just some common bitch
***CASE***
BONE!
Looks like tittle of your sex tape
Mamma maglione
Can I come in there? No you can’t come in here. “No you can’t come in here” - title of your sex tape
Kelly, both the human and dog
You have to knock "Funky Cold Medina".
BONE!!!!!
This B need a C in her A
Toight nups
Pineapple Slut
Title of your sextape
Tropical is the only correct answer!
Tropical. Only for one day though
Bone!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cummerbund???
Slurp slurp
MarshMELLOW!