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Wotmate01

You were there, so one furry vegan trans half immigrant half first nations should be more than enough diversity.


Adorable_Door6898

I also enjoy watching men having sex with my wife.


Emergency-Highway262

Well, now that you mentioned it, the lads and I have been talking, we’d prefer if you went elsewhere, it’s kind of creepy and sad.


turbo-steppa

I find OP’s crying puts me off. So next time we either gag you or can you please fuck off.


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ScagWhistle

I'll let you stick around but I want a meal included.


MoeSzslak03

Who doesn’t like watching your wife get banged?


innatangle

I mean, she could probably lose a few kgs


MoeSzslak03

Yeah I agree too much cellulite on her behind


forgetfullyburntout

There’s a million ways to insult OP and you call his wife fat…


Wotmate01

You mean, your sisterwife?


crispypancetta

Been there done that, the antibiotics after were more expensive than if I just went to my usual


Livid-Difference2594

Emergency-highway wants that immigrant D


snakefeeding

Look on the bright side: every single one of the white people you saw at the march paid a lifetime's worth of taxes to bring 'diversity' to this country. Not that very many of them knew it.


Turbulent-Ad-8097

Massive heroes, they paid tax!


snakefeeding

Yes and they had no idea what their taxes were funding!


budge1988

While your comment is true, it’s not the whole story, our economy is setup that it requires more people to sustain it.


snakefeeding

While your comment is true, it's not the whole story. We could have made more people by the usual means by which a people reproduces itself. But, over the course of decades, the system implanted structural disincentives until it was very difficult, if not sometimes impossible, for us to do that. They rigged the game to make it look like the only way we could survive not as a people, but as a nation, was by bringing in precisely the sorts of foreigners nobody wanted here in the first place.


Elon-Musksticks

So you want more support for family's and parents to support natural population growth? Discussing, our men died to keep commies like you out of our country.


imissspacedicks

If we had supported natural population growth... then we wouldn't have this beautiful multicultural diverse paradise we have now ♥️


Lazy_Hovercraft2852

Posted in wrong place 🤡💀😅


mertgah

I can’t believe the Anzac poems and speeches given every year on Anzac Day don’t honor the non binary soldiers that fought valiantly in galipoli WW1, WW2, Vietnam etc. these brave soldiers only get mention in modern wars, like the war of using correct pronouns.


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Because it cover all women and men. That's all there is . Dick = male. Pussy= female. That it.


[deleted]

I think you don’t realise the joke


Turbulent-Ad-8097

You've never worked as a urologist I see. Your tossing coin declaring gender.


Crusty_Nostrils

If you can't tell the difference between a penis and a vagina then maybe urologist isn't the right profession for you


Lazy_Hovercraft2852

You’ve never worked at mastering English 🤯


RustedUte

Why you talk that way?


-Ol_Mate-

What about hermaphrodites? It's kind funny we haven't heard from them during this era of over indulging our feelings. I guess they aren't just a bunch of pussies.


Jackson2615

Schools, universities , & the ABC could stop trashing Australia and its history and instead talk about our country, history and traditions  -then new Aussies will have knowledge and reasons to attend.


Accomplished_Ruin707

I think the problem is many of the new Aussies were batting for the other team!


No-Manufacturer-8841

Batting for the other team my foot,allies won because of us,and since you cry so much about migration from India,It seems very clear these so called New Aussies are Indians,in that case,please read the history of both World wars and have some shame,have some shame and admit that you're racist,if not for anything,atleast for the British Indian brave soldiers who laid their lives for allies victory ,not just in Asia but also against Nazi Germany


zaqwsx3

If only there were people who decide to dress up in attire from other cultures ... like wearing a Palestinian keffiyeh or something.


CaptainSloth269

Or we let our foes of past march along side our veterans and see where that goes.


Feckgnoggle

Yep, a squadron of ex kamikaze pilots from Tokyo should be a future feature. Oh and retired Isis members, I believe there's a few of them about.


Reonlive420

Larry David did a good bit on ex kamikaze pilots


Feckgnoggle

Yes he did! Thanks for reminding me.


Typhoon556

If there is no explosion, they are not retired yet.


Feckgnoggle

Deradicalised doesn't mean defused obviously. If you collide with them in the supermarket they'll still go off.


Typhoon556

All too true, but if you are going to go, it’s better to go with a bang.


Feckgnoggle

Well that would depend on the girl.


j-manz

Yeah right they’re hard to book.


Brad_Breath

Perhaps an honour guard of Turkish kebabs on skewers for the parade to pass under


Turbulent-Ad-8097

Man, they did more than many..


Feckgnoggle

I thought their busy time was the New Year's fireworks.


DrawohYbstrahs

Or a traditional Palestinian bomber jacket. 💣🧥💥


Due_Newspaper_8224

What do you want? A drag queen playing a bugle? I bet they're already practising for next year. Drag queens are important! They know literature.


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Well you had the Greens minister bitch wearing that Free Palistine shit


Hydraulic_IT_Guy

They've got no hope while the personal egos are bigger than the party.


cuckingfunts69

Tbh that's his Thursday shirt. His Friday one is about banning coal.


Hangryfatguy

My wifes boyfriends father served in the Salvation Army.


wellodragon

So tell me, where was the diversity on the KILLING FEILD. If there is a misrepresentation of who actually died please give nomes so we can rectify this. Otherwise give the diggers their day and pay your respects.


nuttnurse

There were aboriginals diggers in both ww1 and ww2 Documented and undocumented , this is directly from Australian war memorial . Lance Corporal Thorpe was awarded the Military Medal and promoted to corporal for his conspicuous courage and leadership he showed during operations at Broodseinde, near Ypres, in Belgium, on the night of 4–5 October 1917. During the advance on 9 August 1918 at Lihons Wood, south-west of Vauvillers, France, a stretcher-bearer found Thorpe shot in the stomach. He died shortly afterwards and is buried in the Heath Cemetery, Harbonnières, France, with his friend William Rawlings, another Aboriginal Military Medal winner who was killed on the same day.


Elon-Musksticks

Oof, yeah my dude, a lot of aboriginal people died, certainly at a higher per capita rate than white Australians. Why their great grand neices and nephews didn't show up the the parade is beyond me tho.


bradd_91

One could assume many immigrants don't have relatives who served the Australian defence force so the date doesn't hold as much significance to them.


Elon-Musksticks

Honestly, as a German man it might be a little distasteful if I show up to honour the fallen.


bradd_91

Look, just shake hands with a veteran, say GG, and accept your loss like a champ, and you'll be okay.


Elon-Musksticks

I'll shake hands with Great Grandpa, I hear he achieved a lot in 1939.


imissspacedicks

Seriously, I know a lot of people who serve or have served in the ADF and i reckon they wouldn't have minded you being there. If someone has a problem with a German or Turk attending ANZAC day then they're a dickhead.


LetAgreeable147

We had a local Vietnamese contingent in national dress in Wollongong. Very cool.


Comfortable-Party170

Wow how cool! Surely all the locals started frothing


Relevant_Weekend_184

“Shockingly white”🤔🤔🤔


MedianVoice

One of the first weird things my service group did (in Canada) was start talking about being too much of a monochromatic group. (The shame!!! White people..!?) After that came all the cool bells and whistles of DEI . Their rules got more numerous and convoluted. The virtue signalling went on overdrive.. then covid happened so I quit . Anyone screaming something is too white wants changes that usually aren't beneficial to anyone of any color who already lives/participates there (Also, the group didn't become less monochromatic just 20 times more intolerable) The ones shouting this usually seem to be communists/Marxists/socialists. Inept losers who wish we could all sing kumbyya and share porridge. Likely figure if everyone is forced to get along maybe someone will be forced to also like them. (Sorry for the gate crashing monologue. Lol hello from Canada. Land of the Palestinians. I mean, the woke. Duh.


Downtown_Big_4845

Firstly you could use the real name for Melbourne! It's Naarm btw you could also acknowledge the true custodians of the land the Kulin Nation. The Kulin Nation is a collective of five Aboriginal clans: Wurundjeri, Boonwurrung, Wathaurrung, Taungurung and Dja DjaWrung. This information only took me 3 hours to find just as you could have you pasty white BIGOT!!! BLM, I'm a vegan (level 5), Free Tibet, MAPs Have rights, #QueersForPalestine🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈, Yes for 2024. Namaste. 🙏🏼


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TuToneShoes

If only recent immigrants had served Australia in a few international conflicts. Maybe that's the answer - I'm sure all new arrivals would be happy to serve a 4 year stint in the Australian armed forces. Once they have died in their thousands serving their country, as the ANZAC soldiers did at Gallipoli, then our ANZAC day will finally be truly diverse and inclusive.


samv191

Spoken like a true intellectual.


F00F00theSnu

Maybe you should educate yourself before casting these sorts of views [Indians at Gallipoli](https://amp.abc.net.au/article/103758572) and [The Indian Army during World War II, a British force also referred to as the British Indian Army,[1] began the war, in 1939, numbering just under 200,000 men.[2] By the end of the war, it had become the largest volunteer army in history, rising to over 2.5 million men in August 1945](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Army_during_World_War_II#:~:text=The%20Indian%20Army%20during%20World,million%20men%20in%20August%201945.)


jayp0d

I know it’s a CircleJerk sub but it’s a fact that the Indian army also commemorates this day. Don’t know if it was because of the proximity of the country or whatever, but it has long been forgotten down here.


samv191

Three battalions of Gurkhas and one battalion of sikhs fought alongside the Anzacs. It's part of the regimental history and thats why it is commemorated. My grandfather was actually amongst one of the first troops to arrive in Singapore when the Japanese surrendered so there is a long history of Indians fighting alongside Australians. I think younger generations have forgotten ironically.


Ben_steel

I went to the gym this morning and instead of the dawn service they showed a mini doco on how aboriginal soldiers got treated better during the war then afterwards, it was very educational I never knew they experienced hardship.


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Jariiari7

Find that pretty bloody easy to believe.


Humble-Cable-8119

Totally agree as an immigrant doesn’t matter if your family was in battle or not the sacrifices made benefit everyone. Oh but hey you know, big whitey bad, no complain. Only non white good. Beep boop.


Humble-Cable-8119

Hey I guess you don’t know your own history the japs already had bank notes ready for you future slaves to use and pass around. I mean unless you like the ruling class of another country better, sort of makes me wonder why you are here in Australia.


PleasantInternal3247

If I was an immigrant or a tourist I would have no interest unless I was into military history.


90ssudoartest

Well let’s see Germans, Austrians, Hungarians, Bulgarians, Turks, Syrians, Iraqis, Lebanese, Jordanians half the Balkans and palatine were on the wrong side of the history books in WW1 so………………………….I don’t think they want to participate in a solemn event that paints them as the Bad guy’s that killed everyones grandfathers. Not to mention the Asian colonies that were forced to fight each other cause they were ruled by the “wrong” empire at the time and were told basically “we own you. now go fight your genetic cousins or else!” ANZAC is really the white powers morning the sacrifices white people made to maintain the white status quo. Which actually goes against everything this forum exists for. In regard to multicultural empowerment lifting the down trotted feminists and wiping the Anglo Judaism-Christian Cis male patriarchy and their apologist genetic offspring off the face of this planet.


SuicidalAustralian

I think we are failing to address the underlying problem. Why doesn't the army have a higher level of diversity? Where are all our trans BIPOC first nation soldiers? Is the army racist?


SovereignRed25

Getting anyone to enlist is now a big problem. The ADF does not care what colour or creed you are, sign up boys & girls, create the diversity you crave.


Themheavies

Holy shit.. kind of speed scrolling and caught the post title and was like "faark off, I gotta reply to this woke clown"... and then I saw which subreddit it was posted.. top kek


Fijoemin1962

It’s not for everyone though is it?


AutumnMare

Diversity = LGBTIQA?


Recent-Shower-5879

Where's the +, my blood is boiling.


Woven-Tapestry

I can only imagine that you're pulling our socks off...


alabasterasterix

I feel like alot of people are compelled by ANZAC day through familial/heritage ties. A little something called the 'WHITE AUSTRALIA POLICY' means diversity is a bit of a newish concept here and folks with grandparents born down under are the ANZAC crew. Sorry to disappoint but you can't change the past.


s1lv3rbug

It will happen organically over time.


lilpoompy

Well most immigrants have no family members that were in the light horse at beersheba let’s be honest. They have absolutely no connection with how or why the diggers paid with their blood and minds to defend Australia and Britain. In fact, many new immigrants come from countries that we were fighting against. So it makes sense that it’s only a white aussie thing. It’s about the only culture we have apart from ACDC and vegemite.


Lazy_Hovercraft2852

White can be mixed race or other race 💀 the colour of your skin isn’t always what shows your ethnicity 🤷🏻‍♀️


No-Grapefruit-6838

Anzac day and our forefathers history in battle isn't taught in schools anymore. Too many soft cocks get offended by it and feel that thier children shouldn't learn about the hero's who put thier lives on the line for country. It wasn't just white Australians, indigenous people were there as well. Thought WOKE people would be onto this!


Afferbeck_

Yeah those boys getting meat grindered on the other side of the world for the glory of an empire were really putting their lives on the line for their country. War history is very much still taught but there has been a sickening shift with people like you thinking it's about glorious heroes and not tragic victims.


Bridge_Too_Far

You do realise that most of the immigrants in Melbourne were from countries we actually fought wars *against* right?


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GossyGirl

I can’t tell if you are kidding but if not You say that like it’s an accusation. It’s not about diversity or bowing to minorities or snowflakes. You can f with every other day of the year but Anzac Day is a day of respect for an entire generation of men & women who sacrificed and gave all so that you can have the right to stand there & whine about what ever you like in peace & relative safety. There is diversity, immigration, the right to identify as a fricking tree if you want to all thanks to them. Anyone is welcome to come & pay their respects. If they don’t that is on them. Anzac Day is not a place to voice political bullsh1t so show some respect.


Unhappy-Routine-4668

you must be really pretty


GossyGirl

🤣🤣🤣


Afferbeck_

>Anzac Day is a day of respect for an entire generation of men & women who sacrificed and gave all so that you can have the right to stand there & whine about what ever you like in peace & relative safety. It absolutely is not about that at all, and the fact you think it is means you haven't been paying attention your entire life. It's about remembering pointless butchery in the name of empires that a bunch of boys were unfortunate enough to get fooled into, and how we should never let it happen again. >Anzac Day is not a place to voice political bullsh1t so show some respect. Anzac Day is inherently political! The only reason wars happen are politics. Millions of boys fought and died on the word of egotistical idiots in charge. "Politics" doesn't just mean "things people think are important that I don't want to hear about".


BettyLethal

I turned on the tele this morning expecting to see coverage of pro Palestine protests, or at the very least, a re-run of the 2001 Gay and Lesbian Mardis Gras. Instead I got this ANZAC Day shit. FML...


Turbulent-Ad-8097

I find it's full of dudes who were never in the army marching with their ancestors'medals. Dickheads.


Single_Forever9648

Stupid racist day


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Thank god for automod.


Mererri01

You can tell how bad it’s gotten. WW2 vets don’t even go anymore


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Conscious_Mongoose84

White Aussie here. Let’s turn this round. If you moved to a town in India and they had a solemn ceremony to commemorate a tragic event in their history how comfortable are you turning up as the only white guy? Are you invited? Once you’re there do you feel a part of it? Are you standing there wondering if the people looking at you and talking in a language you don’t understand fully yet are questioning why you’re there? .. Just another perspective


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Damn, you had me when I started reading. Good job.


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rabbitbtm

Why don’t the powers that be hand out slices of free Turkish toast with vegemite (aka Anzac toast) out to all the other coloured types so that they can feel like they’re real Aussies? That would be a meaningful and concrete demo of just how united we all are now.


AudienceAvailable807

It is not the mix representative of the ANZAC's - ask a Digger.


j-manz

Good point.


Old_Engineer_9176

There were poppies - how much diversity do you want ?


pantsoffairline

Lol


Inevitable-Pen9523

Cairns and surrounds had plenty of diversity today. I would really encourage young cadets via our schools, learning skills associated with careers in our services and beyond.


Herosinahalfshell12

Because the assumption they care about their adopted country is false. Racism exists everywhere, it certainly exists in countries outside Australia, many of whom end up here.


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Gullible_Ad5191

we need to start conscripting new age Australians into pointless wars so that they can be included in the ANZAC day parade.


Comfortable_Leg5736

Get over it, the whites came and the other races didn’t cause they didn’t care so what’s the problem?


highpost_irl

That's a good observation. In all the wars that have been fought, Australia has always sided with the crown. So how many "multicultural" people have something good to say about how their women and children were raped and murdered, natural resources depleted, left poor, because of the wars and the greed of the crown? How many stolen valuables haven't been returned to their original people?


DasShadow

Well I saw one non-Caucasian ask “what’s going on today” and an another group in attendance at the later service talking loudly and walking around whilst the revelry was being played. Apart from that there was a smattering of diversity in attendance but it is kinda a whitewash


metalbuttefly

I think that says it all. "What's going on today?" Yes, they are living here, yes they may be citizens, but for most immigrants ITS NOT THEIR HISTORY. If they want to be involved, great. If they want to join in, great..... but everyone has to understand that they really don't care as much, because it wasn't their great grandfathers that died an ANZAC.


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InfusedLogic606

I was in high school at the time. The president of the RSL came and gave us a speech. He said to the whole school assembly "if you don't like the way things are done here then go home". All the ethnic kids were in shock. Needless to say, friction at the school remained very tense for a few days because the white Caucasian kids became very entitled. So when this confliction caused by the RSL it is very difficult for people to relate. Years later I understand the message of the ANZAC day but it is very difficult to support those who do not support diversity.


quetucrees

Sell VC/other medals to the migrants and make it a condition of their visa to attend the parades / services. Win for the parade diversity and good for the tax man.


Jazin95

ANZAC Day is not a diverse holiday… it commemorates invading another country on behalf of an imperial power. The ANZACS fought in WW1 to make sure the white Australia polywoukd remain enforced. Unfortunately, we are fed so much propaganda that what most Australians think they know about ANZAC Day are simply fabricated histories.


big_dubz93

It’s about commemorating fallen ANZAC troops who died for their country. It’s not political. Show some respect for Christ sake


SimpleMedium2974

Tiktok theories in action!


Jazin95

It's actually a history degree in action!


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s1lv3rbug

I checked the rape thing. Rape is prevalent in non-Muslim countries. In many Muslim countries rape is a capital crime while in western countries rape isn’t a serious crime. You can walk anytime in UAE and no one would say a word. In fact, when ppl travel in muslim countries they say the opposite of what you said. I think everyone is a mixed bag- good and bad. The guy who killed 5 women in a mall was assumed to be a Muslim. Then everyone stopped being mad once they found out it’s not a Muslim. These are double standards. Everyone thinks that their religion is the best. Some even think that they are the chosen ones. People will surprise you. There are good and bad people everywhere.


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s1lv3rbug

Heard of Isabella of Valois and King Richard II wedding in 1396? Heard of backpack killer? Heard of Snowtown murders? Heard of Port Arthur Massacre? Afghanistan was ruined in Soviet-Afghan war and never recorded, Iraq war was on false premise - 500,000 Iraqi children died b/c of embargo, entire Middle East war a peaceful region until World War I. It all went to hell after WWI. You get ur news from Zionists owned publish media and news channels. I don’t blame you. Who saved the Jews of Europe? It was Muslims. Number one killers of Jews in the world are Christians. Just search Jewish pogroms in Europe and spend a lifetime reading. Jewish people flourished in Muslim lands like they could never in Christian lands. Why is that? Some of the greatest rabbi came from Muslim lands. The greatest of all, Maimonides. World is not what it seems.


Lucky-Friend-3943

I seriously don’t know and care why you keep denying all this info when it’s come from me, a Christian who’s been disgustingly persecuted in a Muslim majority school and suburb.


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azza026

Anzac day is represented by members in service.


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igetinspiredeasily

I don’t know what to tell you but do we seriously have to make everything multi cultural. Are you concerned that the indigenous Australians, Africans, Asian population etc didn’t get a mention? This is about the Australia and New Zealand Army Corp? This is not about them? If they are Australian/in Australia that is excellent and everyone is welcome to attend any service. What are you complaining about? That there wasn’t a multicultural attendance or that they didn’t somehow have the ceremony made about them?


igetinspiredeasily

I don’t know what to tell you but do we seriously have to make everything multi cultural. Are you concerned that the indigenous Australians, Africans, Asian population etc didn’t get a mention? This is about the Australia and New Zealand Army Corp? This is not about them? If they are Australian/in Australia that is excellent and everyone is welcome to attend any service. What are you complaining about? That there wasn’t a multicultural attendance or that they didn’t somehow have the ceremony made to include them? Should we also mention the LGBTQI community too?


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Sweet_Jackfruit_4338

hate to break it to you but as someone who isnt white, me and literally everyone i know (including the whites) couldn’t care less about australia, its history, or its traditions. seeing as this country was built on genocide and continues to be complicit in it.


SimpleMedium2974

Oh now you speak for "whites" haha which country did you come from?


Sweet_Jackfruit_4338

idk what point you’re trying to make but yes, i speak for the white people in my immediate circle. and i was born and raised australia so you can delete whatever racist immigrant comment you were going to make


Beautiful_Pilot2051

I am a Lebanese Australian, and completely understand and love that this one of Australia’s greatest traditional days. Get amongst it or F off.


haphazard72

I’m just here for the comments!


servonos89

How the hell did this pop up on ‘All’? I’ve never had a thread I could smell before. Jesus Christ.


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Admirable_One_362

Decouple ANZAC day with the illegal wars that Australia followed the USA into like a lapdog after WW2 and you'd have a lot more people from different backgrounds commemorating it. Not sure why you're surprised that ethnic people don't want to commemorate Australians upholding American imperialism against their background nations.


oneofthosedaysinnit

>attendance was shockingly white Even if this is a circlejerk group, I'm still calling out fake news. Ethnics who fought on the allied side and later came to this country, march under their ancestral country's banner every year in Melbourne. The Greeks, the Serbs, lots of others...


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CardiologistNo5561

Anzac day parade is to honour and pay respect to our veterans who served for our country. Not some show parade to satisfy diversity pundits. Lest we forget.


Shibby-my-dude

Let's brainstorm? You're brain dead


Icy-Information5106

You weren't at my one then.


Puzzleheaded-Spell-6

I thought there were too many women there 😤


EvenExcitement4694

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DemandCold4453

Most newcomers do not care about Anzac Day, it means nothing to them.


bungle609

Oh for fucks sake !


SilverSurfer-2010

Shouldn't you have been at the trans story time at the local library grooming rainbow kids rather than complaining? ANZAC day is pride in how we've transformed as a society thanks to our soldiers. Where were you when Dictator Dan shut out our brave ANZACs, (past and present) honoring the fallen?


Half-Shark

Remember a large part of this is because white people went because their white parents went because their white parents went with a whole bunch of other whites because it was mostly white people back then. I’d imagine there are not many new immigrant white family’s there either as they also don’t have a history of going.


Loud-Ad8095

We don’t care about how you sent those poor lads to fight and die for someone’s greed. Australians fighting outside of Australia aren’t fighting for Australia. They’re fighting for their lord USA


Yradna

It's because really only white Australians have enough cultural connection to the day to even bother going out for it. How many white people you see out on Chinese New Year or the first day of Ramadan? You see the people who it matters to there.


Masticle

Don't go and the problem is solved.


ilovegovernments

Simple.... Because the government has destroyed and deliberately to no end divided the people of this country.. You have multiple generations who don't care at all about national pride because it doesn't exist. Millions of foreigners from lands this government and multiple others have plundered, pillaged and destroyed for corporate greed and control, whove also aimlessly murdered millions of innocent people and freed themselves from the accountability of their actions... While at the same time having to deal with being punished from over hundreds of different ways and financially extorted and taxed to no end and endlessly kicked to the ground and disregarded by all those in government day in day out. Australia has race power laws that allows them to favour certain races over another, your deliberately not taught your rights through the education system nor the laws you're required to abide by at all time for a reason... In Australia to safely navigate your way through life to be a "good citizen" and not commit any offences or crimes, in order to obtain the knowledge required to do so, would require no less than 8 years of further education and close to 100k in debt. If you want to know how to properly do your tax so the government doesn't pray on you and take money your lawfully entitled to because of your lack of knowledge that they again don't teach you to the full extent, add thousands more and a few more years. The system is designed to work against you, its designed to not help you, yet to make as many people rely on it as possible. A system specifically designed to allow mere random employees to create and spend billions and trillions of dollars creating further debt for the population, the population who are already forced to enter into mass personal debt just to be able to obtain knowledge, and sustain their life and continue to live. Where none of those people are held liable or accountable for their actions and the affect their actions have on a population of people.. Where they apparently don't require permission or consent to create, enact and enforce any law they desire upon the people whose lives are directly and dramatically impacted and affected by such decisions. Yet if you wear a shirt someone doesn't like or a women gets offended by a man opening a door for her out of respect or good character, its a crime and your punished. Politicians spend millions of tax payer money each year of promoting themselves through the media, where did the taxpayer vote and agree to be forced to forfeit countless hours of their lives to be extorted for money so some random blatant employee can steal it and spend it on some media coverage for themselves?? It's never happened, yet its openly done by countless public servants every single year. $22million plus of taxpayer money in a 2 year period formwr qld premier Anastasia spent on herself, promoting herself in the media as doing a good job, when she deliberately withheld and lied about countless things. So she literally took tax payer money to manipulate the public.. You are literally punished in this country for attempting to or for exposing anyone in government or the government itself for being corrupt in any way.. Not to mention have no freedom of movement, aren't treated as innocent until proven guilty (infact you are guilty and suspicious of being guilty at any and all times because you are alive) have next to no privacy rights, the couple of states that do have rights bills contradict multiple of those rights with other laws.. And yet 99.9% of the population would have absolutely zero clue as to the extreme amount of laws, rules, regulations, policies, court statuettes, state statutes etc etc etc etc etc etc that any one person is required to abide by at all times... Because it is literally hundreds, while your rights can almost be counted on your hands... Seams quite moral, humane and logical right.... Everything fraudulently and continuously to no end gaslighted in the name of safety - yet safety everytime equals restrictions, and yet the actions of government to cause the lack of safety are disregarded and ignored and narcissism is used by the government to blame the people, the people then get manipulated and... Look at that, another restriction due to safety.. That everyone falls for every single time.. The only democratic country currently on earth that doesn't have a federal bill of rights or chater to protect us the people from government.. Why because the federal government has continuously refused to create one, despite endless attempts from the public, the human rights councils and organisations.. That says it all. Hundreds upon hundreds of years of history telling the exact same repetitive story, the populations of people continuously to no end fighting the people and governments who claim to serve them, continuously trying to get the people that serve them to do what is in their interests and to enact their will, but yet a neverending story of refusal by those in "power" inevitably leading to chaos and war or civil war.. Seriously not that hard to see what been in front of everyone's face Why would anyone band together? Devision has been created and the extremely inhumane and immoral toxic culture of government has spead throughout the country..


CrypticKilljoy

For fucks sake! Your talking about an ANZAC day parade, you know, the single safest and solemn occasion in Australia. Someone might stub their toes on the pavement but that is as dangerous as it gets. As for the event being entirely white, considering the demographics that we have typically had serving in our military, especially at Gallipoli, are you all too surprised that it is largely commemorated by "White" Australians?


brettynatty

Like bruh, the English aristocrats sentenced young Aussie boys on a suicide mission and back in 1910 let’s be real, Australia was a largely Anglo-Saxon country with drizzle of other races that came and stayed during the gold rush. So it’s totally understandable that ANZAC day parade would be mostly attract the Anglo Saxon crowd ‘cause their ancestors were sent to face the horrors of war that honestly just benefitted the English monarchy more than anything


MoolsDogTwo_reddit

I'm still traumitised by this outright wh\*te supremacy. I was crying shitting and cumming all night long after this horrible experience.


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I'm trying to figure out if this is a parody. My Brother in Christ.....


thaumaturgy78

This can be flipped around to ask why diverse people didn’t attend? It is a free to attend parade right?


Bulldog_Warrior78

I saw a bunch of Indian veterans, south Vietnamese veterans, Nepalese veterans marching. I actually saw quite a bit of diversity tbh. Edit: Ooooh circle jerk. Missed the memo. Soz


South_Can_2944

Based on the number of racist and misogynistic comments responding to your thread, there is going to be a great problem including the "new" Australian. Going by those comments, it seems they doin't want "new" Australians or inclusivity. One of the main reasons the "new" Australians probably aren't more involved is lack of connection to what ANZAC Day recognises. Australia had the "white Australia" policy for a long time and, so, conflicts post WW2 involving Australian service personnel were predominantly white. And it's them and their children (who will mostly be white) attending services. ANZAC Day only started to mean something to the new generation of "white" Australians in, probably the last 20 years when they became more connected with the grandfathers/grand uncles (etc) contribution. Modern Australian doesn't even easily recognise the Aboriginal contribution to society; they're contribution to WW1, WW2 and more recent conflicts is not even talked about in mainstream circles. New arrivals to Australia are not likely to even understand the conflicts to which Australia contributed, especially that conflict that started the "ANZAC spirit". Given the racism in today's society, evidenced by the comments in this thread, they will even less connected. Australian soldiers during WW1 and WW2 and more recent conflicts fought for freedoms that we enjoy today. Racists and misogynistic comments and behaviour are eroding those freedoms and therefore eroding the meaning of why those soldiers lost their lives, livelihoods and whatever else they have lost and are unable to talk about. So, if you want more diverse involvement, start promoting equality and inclusivity.


Isabellellebasi

No one cares, just get a life!


Unhappy-Routine-4668

what gets me is they act like you're a cunt for accurate reporting 


TheGreatMuffinOrg

Genuine question as a recent German immigrant: Is the respectful thing to go to a parade and memorial service or to stay away?


Big_Depth9773

I read a newspaper article by a recent immigrant form Asian background who spoke about how alienated she felt around Anzac Day. She said the day didn’t include her or her culture.


Koagz

Hwhite people at it again. I can't believe they keep enjoying this free society. If only everyone else was allowed to.


johnhunterenjoyer

I'm white and I wasn't there. Just doing my bit for diversity 👍


Desperate-Thought268

Fark me. “Make future ANZAC days a safe and inclusive day” - wtf are you on about. It’s already safe, welcoming and open to ALL.


Dismal_Distances

Maybe let the Aboriginals march who served in the Frontier wars could be a first step.


LuckyErro

If they could all speak English and the shop signs were in English that would be a great start. My grandfather on my mums side was light horse in WW1 and when he got back he never went near a march, in his mind it glorified war and an excuse to get drunk. I think of him and family often on ANZAC day but never been to a march. The day is changing and evolving and unless a person has family history involved in WW1 I'm not sure it means as much. The day cannot be about our current military either. Hope it becomes a full public holiday. Lest we forget.