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MyBurnerAccount1977

The earth will be fine. The people on it, however, are screwed.


w1n5t0nM1k3y

I guess it depends on how you qualify the earth being fine. Is Venus fine? Planets change over geological time scales and don't have any opinions about what state is actually better, so there isn't actually anyway way to qualify a planet as being "fine" unless you have some kind of criteria. Is anything other than smashed into millions of pieces "fine"?


awasteproject

That’s such a cool take. Thanks man!


MyBurnerAccount1977

As unwarranted as it may be, if I have any optimism about the situation, it's because nature has generally bounced back after every major ecological disaster. In the absence of human intervention, trees and wildlife returned to the site of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster, and that area is still contaminated with radiation. That being said, Chernobyl went into a meltdown almost 40 years ago, so the timeline is pretty long.


elsrjefe

The carbon cycle is quite lengthy. Uptake back into the earth is on geological time scales, ~75 million years. So, in essence, many of the effects will be very long-lasting. Here's a neat visual to illustrate: https://youtu.be/dwVsD9CiokY?si=GJgSGeO0bYMlxzex


Jagerbeast703

Yeah, hard to destroy rocks


BigJSunshine

I just wish we would kill our own species off without killing others with us


AngleRa

It's OK. Ron Deathsantis says climate change is illegal, and the weather wouldn't dare break the law.


sidekicked

If you’re going to go that far you might as well go all the way to deathsentence


AngleRa

Ron "Climate Change is too woke something book bans something I wear dainty boots something something" DeathSentence it is!


w1n5t0nM1k3y

Can we get him for emperor of the earth? Because his current powers are limited to Florida and that's not a large enough place to help the planet.


WillBottomForBanana

It's cool. I encourage people sympathetic to that idea to move to FL.


One-Development951

Literally the opposite of cool lol.


xzyleth

Ah ah! Earth hit with 12 straight months of record breaking temperatures so far!*


Willdudes

In a few years we will call those Rookie numbers. 


starcadia

It goes with the record petro profits.


suckmymusket

“remember the cold days of 2024?”


FattyMeat17

I swear these stupid jokes in the face of planetary extinction are really starting to piss me off. But then again what do I expect? Hopeful news in the comments? Hah! 


Calm-9738

Yes lets be hopeful while we slowly kill ourselves, so we dont have to stop killing ourselves.


xzyleth

That’s nihilism for you. Might as well play a tune while the ship sinks.


Bawbawian

it'll be warmer next year. and the next year. and the next year. maybe we should ask Venus at what point global warming ends....


Contagious_Zombie

![gif](giphy|YA6dmVW0gfIw8|downsized) If we keep our eyes closed like we've been doing it can't hurt us…


last-resort-4-a-gf

Let's get on geothermal cooling I think ancient building practices in hot climates should be the norm.


MaskedGambler

Smart man.


freeman_joe

Been talking about this 10 years ago. Happy to see someone else mentioning it.


Ehrre

Its no longer climate change Its *climate changed*


BhodiandUncleBen

Been like that for a while brother


selfwander8

I’m always brought back to that one scene in Dante’s Peak where Pierce Brosnan’s character explains: if you put a frog in boiling hot water, it would jump out. But put it in cold water, and heat it up gradually, it would slowly boil to death. Good movie EDIT: The analogy underscores (to me) the real crisis isn’t the impending dangers, but society’s lack of response to them.


Crazed_Chemist

That analogy is built on an experiment about a frog without a brain being heated. It was an experiment by Friedeich Goltz trying to find the soul.


tinyspatula

One can guess from the type of experiments he designed, he was able to conclude that he didn't have one at least.


selfwander8

Good context


Future-is-bright

So are we saying that society doesn’t have a soul here or what?


selfwander8

What I was pointing at was: How people treat a problem can be worse than the problem itself.


suzmckooz

Oh yes. Such a great movie, never heard that frog thing until I saw it. /s


Captain_chutzpah

Give a man a fish, he wants for more, teach a man philosophy and he can scam young people out of money to feed himself.  Frogs legs are better fried.


MrBarackis

We need to stop pushing that it's going to be hotter next year, and remind people this is the coldest summer of the rest of your life.


mopeyy

We really are living in the good ol' days.


WillBottomForBanana

Ok. Let's go ride bikes!


SevereImpression2115

Pass on over that half full glass of sunshine and roses my friend! 😃


Turboswaggg

unfortunately the summer where I'm at is a solid 10⁰C colder than usual so I'm not even getting the upside to go with my impending doom


beatrix_kitty_pdx

That's a bummer, Earth is where I live.


KravMacaw

Ah hell, me too!!! 😫


SocialWealth

I see what you did there


Abwfc

Just move


huhshshsh

Same. What part?


Beneficial-Cattle-99

I'm not familiar with the science of the "transition state" or the point of no return in terms of climate change but from a total layman's observation when covid shut down global capitalism briefly, wildlife in general flourished almost immediately. My suspicion is that if we stop behaving like insane suicidal psychopathic cannibal rapist monkeys working as hard as we can with all our combined might to induce climate change.... that there is a good chance it will balance out


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Beneficial-Cattle-99

Good to see empirical numbers. If we just stop being complete a holes running off a cliff we can walk off a cliff - a low bar. I still see a lot of hope in stopping our current behavior- starting with measurables like CO² emissions and doing the next rational thing after that.


CookieRelevant

Funny story the mass murder caused as a result of Genghis Khan's conquests had a similar result. [Mongol Invasion in 1200 Altered Carbon Dioxide Levels | Live Science](https://www.livescience.com/11739-wars-plagues-carbon-climate.html)


Beneficial-Cattle-99

Gruesome


poorgenes

"Earth hit". As if it is an accident.


edtheheadache

No one saw it coming. I swear! 🥵


badpeaches

Blindsided


ebostic94

Welp :(


chocolatewafflecone

Genuine question. If certain governments have come together to say they are going to fight climate change, why aren’t they black balling the countries (refusing trade for example) who aren’t on board? Is it because we depend too much on imports from other countries?


CookieRelevant

Let's use the example of the US. Many US goods are manufactured in China. This isn't attributed to the US, it is blamed on China. If for instance the US stopped trading with China, it would need to get those goods from somewhere, and that somewhere in turn would produce a significant amount of GHG. The US shipping out so much of its manufacturing is part of the reason we don't contribute so much anymore. That and we don't count the US military emissions.


Pvt_Hudson_

Right. Humans need to stop consuming so much, which is never going to happen.


DanEpiCa

> and we don't count the US military emissions. Wait, what? Seriously? That alone must be a huge number...


Drakenfeur

Which is exactly why it's never counted.


NDjinn

Farting in this weather is like having a fusion reaction going off between your cheeks. Bring on the Ice Age now.


Kushthulu_the_Dank

Woe to those with IBS ![gif](giphy|3oKIPwoeGErMmaI43S|downsized)


ElScrotoDeCthulo

Totally sustainable. Nothing to see here, carry on now.


TheWatch83

I went to YouTube to see a few videos on the story and most had 3k views or less. No one cares, we are screwed.


sfwacccountonreddit

I checked it after reading your comment... you are 100% right... nobody saw and nobody cares.... I say we burn all the oil just to see what happens (/s) It really something though that certain death is coming to millions probably billions of people and there is not a single person or group of people with the power and will to stop it.


suzmckooz

But I mean - is you tube views the appropriate bench mark for ANYTHING??


TheWatch83

Yes, they scrape YouTube comments for Sentimental Analysis for a reason. It’s a proxy for how the world thinks.


Rhinomeat

24 months incoming followed by 36, then 48, then 60... This is the hottest year in record........ So far. Until next year


ThePopDaddy

"bUt We'Ve HaD wArM WiNtEr DaYs BeFoRe!!!1"


Electronic_Taste_596

We went extinct due to climate change, but at least we didn’t police people’s, politicians, and corporation’s ability to spread lies about it.


WillBottomForBanana

I don't care about the extinction, I care about the suffering.


Electronic_Taste_596

Suffering in what sense?


lcarr15

O thing to do with global warming… there is even a state in the US that took it out from the law


clueless_in_ny_or_nj

Great News! Let's make it 13. /s


OddCucumber6755

We did it guys! New records all around! Hive five? Anyone?


RacecarHealthPotato

"Humans continue to generate more heat than the Earth can bear and still be habitable." - Fixed Your Headline


ApprehensiveTooter

Just crank that aircon lower and break them records higher next year.


HumbleConsolePeasant

As a lifelong asthmatic I’m literally starting to suffocate outdoors now. We’re going to also see record-breaking deaths of people with respiratory diseases soon.


seg321

This is a good thing....


Gibbygurbi

Tf is wrong with u


TraditionalRest808

So far -Homer simpson


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RF-blamo

Human civilization is so screwed. The next 100 years are going to be real bad. Our collective failure to address this crisis will reduce the overall carrying capacity for life on this planet. One way or another, human population will reduce — likely through war (over resources) and famine. Don’t have kids. It is an act of cruelty.


Wonder-Machine

It’s sad how right you are


Tapirosoprotos

"Nothing to see here, move along"


No-Wonder1139

Yeah but...record profits. Rich people apparently don't live on earth as they're willing to set it aflame for more money.


sfwacccountonreddit

I wrote out an entire thing about how stupid they are and the nicest things I could say would probably get me banned from reddit for life.... so I'll just leave this comment here instead


Extreme-Outrageous

We're like the dodo bird in Alice is Wonderland. "I never ever ever do a thing about the weather because the weather never ever does a thing for me!"


SisyphusCoffeeBreak

This is fine


Sodass

Sometimes, it feels like it'd be easier to list which months in the last decade *didn't* break heat records.


llama_

“Hit with” interesting choice of worlds It’s not a spontaneous thing.


Illustrious-Flow-441

Death spiral happening fast. Gonna have a beer.


[deleted]

Stop this nonsense. Climate change isn't real. Go away /s


hamb0n3z

Headline = Hottest ever! Truth: Coolest this summer day will ever be every year! Your grandkids will wish for days so cold and won't believe you when you tell them you could be outside, have a bbq and swim in the pool in May.


Neeroke

Yet People like Candice owens is like its all fake news there's no data on it


Nuclear_rabbit

![gif](giphy|l1AsQkrzx4LCjKMmI|downsized) Give it up for month 13!


picvegita6687

Water Wars!!! (Coming soon)


Rin-Tin-Tins-DinDins

Don’t think of it as the warmest on record, think of it as the coolest it will be for the next century.


PiperFM

Cloud seeding?


freeman_joe

Cloud seeding won’t solve long term anything it would create more chaos in weather. Imagine politicians deciding how weather should be everywhere.


AgitatedSuricate

I’ll go down in a couple of years.


Wonder-Machine

Your mom will go down, but not the temps. Only up baby